You have just been voted

“MOST LIKELY TO…”

CONGRATULATIONS!WMS GATE 8th graders 2014

Be the sweetest, gentlest, kindest girl to

ever play the role of Tom Sawyer one year, and a totally hot beach babe

the next:

MOST LKELY TO…

Gloria Conrad

Vehemently and stubbornly insist on

being cautious, organized, and wise,

even when threatened repeatedly with bodily

harm:

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Austin Eikermann

Impulsively blurt out answers, burst through doors, and knock over classmates and coffee

(while threatening others with bodily

harm):

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Kelsey Etling

Invent an unending vast array of imaginative excuses to skip class and come visit (and

knock her head on the podium):

MOST LKELY TO…

Peyton Yake

Cleverly manage to join GATE after all the

incriminating photos from the previous year have

already been taken, so as to escape embarrassment:

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Lauren Brady

Pose proudly as Captain Morgan with a balloon on

his sore toe, become allergic to QuikReviews, and lose every Thinkstir page because he’s too

busy thinking up all those clever ideas:

MOST LKELY TO…

Damon Henson

Have a mishap with bubble wrap, fat suits,

and super-de-duper bloopers, but still manage to quietly,

unobtrusively come up with clever puns:

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Joey Holzen

Be revealed as the true quiet force behind the

crazy antics, showing up first to every class, with the longest wordmaster

word:

MOST LKELY TO…

Benedetta Matthews

Be fierce enough to find Bobo and lose a tooth

during Wurminator Wrestling, but kind enough to willingly agree to switch

classes at a moment’s notice:

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Alyssa Overton

Execute a secret and successful stock

takeover of Under Armour by almost killing off poor innocent Luanne

with dialysis:

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Cade Ryan

Accuse Siddharth of taking his pencil, his

ideas, and his sanity, but still come out the richest guy in the Stock Market

game:

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Adam Grimm

Become the first Spanish-speaking, taco-eating Mexican Joe to skip correctly in an ever-present multicolored

hoodie:

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D. J. Talley

Have just one scene in the skit but steal the whole

show (and our admiration) with his big heart and

unending bravery:

MOST LKELY TO…

Alex Kuehn

Win Cheerleading Nationals by inventing and executing the first ever “double-down-

pair-flying- duo scorpion-rewind” while connected to

each other at the hip:

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Alyssa MorrisLexie Beauchamp

Do absolutely anything to win, including using an unwilling (but captive) Shrek to help him find

Bobo, but then get caught blood-washing a fence:

MOST LKELY TO…

Logan Ritchie

Become the famous Sunshine hippie girl who writes a ransom note to save cute fuzzy animals while trying not to get

photographed by paparazzi:

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Miya Russell

Read a 6000 page book in one night on how to be a big

mobster whose twin is a computer geek named Flushie (who also skips

really well):

MOST LKELY TO…

Brandon Skoba

Find a clever way to weave every conceivable Fab

Vocab into a single sentence that describes her

knack for always getting stuck with the girly-girl

character:

MOST LKELY TO…

Morgan White

Win the National Spelling Bee while

simultaneously playing tennis, doing Calculus in

his head, and hiding Adam’s pencil:

MOST LKELY TO…

Siddharth Balaji

Become the poster child for AR Drama Queens

who take their (unwilling) ‘sweeties’ to

Disney while singing very loud opera:

MOST LKELY TO…

Ally Duerst

Play her role as undercover French-speaking Latin

Princess “Hhhhhhwahnita” so convincingly that no photographer has ever captured her true face:

MOST LKELY TO…

Susan Mojeske

Drop out of the best darn class on the face of the earth just to take some

other lame thing like tech ed or facs, depriving us of their presence for a whole

year:

MOST LKELY TO…

Former GATE students

Star in special cameo roles in various skits and conceal themselves in an unending

assortment of secret places, only to evoke

screams by unsuspecting discoverers:

And finally…

MOST LKELY TO…

Honorary GATE Students

The End

I will miss you all!

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