The epic adventure of two young, brave warriors.

It was a dark, cold night in the small town of Philomath, Oregon. Sydney Justus, a compelling young daredevil, was poised and ready for action. Her apprentice, Sadie Chestnutt, who was a slightly quicker, more nimble entrepreneur was there to accompany her. The two were in need of combat so they headed outside into the gloom. They were dressed in all black from head to toe. Sadie decided to take the lead by doing an amazingly graceful ninja roll across the gravelly street. Sydney followed by jogging across, just as agilely, mind you. As the two girls were stealthily creeping along the street, a car suddenly appeared in the street. They were not prepared for this and they needed to hide themselves. Sydney hid herself on the ground as Sadie panicked and ran toward the glaring light of the speeding car. Being blinded by the light, Sadie tripped and landed on top of Sydney. They were then faced with their biggest feat of the night. The all mighty squirrel. This squirrel was ready to strike and its mouth was teeming with frothy foam. Suddenly the squirrel attacked! It scratched and scathed the two, but they mustered their strength and together, were able to thrust the squirrel off of themselves. The two heroes whose night started with such hope and optimism, decided that heading back would hold the best outcome. The girls are currently unharmed and continue to adventure today, despite their horrific experience.