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Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Popsicles Anyone?

A/n: OK so yeah...here's a story I thought of a while eating popsicles its goingto be a series of events about what happens when Bella left alone with Emmett and jasper and stuff like that. REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY

Bella's pov: Edward and the other left me with jasper and Emmett to hunt. I was

lounging on the sofa,watching a documentary about the great war,which I was honestly bored to death Jasper was on the sofa a few feet away engrossed with the television. He still struggled with his thirst. I felt deep sympathy for him,but iwas glad that won't a problem much longer. Emmett disappeared in the kitchen awhile ago. The kitchen?I don't know why either. I looked over to Jasper and he was shaking his head in disgust and the TV. Suddenly the aroma of rust filled mynose.I immediately felt light headed and nauseous. I was wondering where it could it be coming from and I hoped to god it was not me .I looked over at Jasper and he didn't look ravenous but he looked as confused as I was. Jasper's pov: I was staring and the TV noting everything they had wrong ,Bella was a few feet away. My struggle was not as hard because I didn't inhale. Emmett had disappeared awhile ago. I had no idea why ,but with Emmett you didn't want to . I saw Bella s

tiffen and angst was radiating off of her. I turned to her questionably and shewhispered "Do you smell that" I gave her a look. She knew I barely inhaled for here own safety. Before she clarified Emmett came skipping out beaming. He was carrying a tray of Popsicles. "Emmett what's that" Iasked . Then I smelt it .Blood. But wasn't human but from animals but were was it coming from? "for who?" I asked


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"Us" He said in a duh tone . I wanted to smack him in his dumb head. "when-no why did you make those?"i asked "I smelt a cat in the garaged..." he said slowly.Ireally wanted to smack him in his dumb head I looked over to Bella and she really looked green,as she stared at them. He popped in his mouth and sucked on it like a three year old. He turned to Bella a started waVing one in her face slowly. "Want one" he asked Bella shot upstairs to the bathroom and can her retching in the bathroom.I really really wanted to smack him in his dumb head He skipped t

o the staircase and called out "I thought you might want to practice for being avampire...or being with with Edward..." I heard Bella choke from upstairs. I smacked him in his dumb head. "What was that for?" for being an ASS"for being rudeto Bella you know how Edward gets" "yeah yeah him and and his stuck up self. You know if he removed some tension he wouldn't SO stiff !!" he yelled but crackedup at the end. I smacked him again. ...and again and again...i just kept smacking him until Bella came down stairs. She plopped on the the couch,blushing,she obviously heard Emmett's comment. i felt a lot of embarrassment and a little lustcoming off of her. Emmett began sucking the Popsicle again and sat close to Bella. "so-suck-what's-suck-up-suck-Bel-suck-la?"he asked. "Emmett if you don't getaway from me with that right now,I swear to god I'll find a match..." she saidwithout taking her eyes of the screen. He rolled his eyes and finished the rest

in one bite. I wondered if he was born weird or if it was some defect from the change. Emmett pov I was so bored Bella and jasper have no sense of humor what soever.


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I wanted to teach bella something she would value. I stood up and pulled next meignoring her complaints. "Now now belly-bean I'm sick of you being a vulnerablehuman" I began even though she growled. "Why do you need to teach everywere I go i'm with a vampire" "yeah yeah but what if we weren't here you would probablyget rape by the vile newton!!..."why am I sounding Edward?"damn-it jasper!!" "Sorry I got carried away..." he said shamelessly and turned back to TV program andimmediately engrossed. "fine..."She said unsure "OK this how to disarm an someo

ne who attacks you from behind...jasper come help me" "i'd rather not..."he saidsoftly. "please?please?please?please?..." "fine..." he sighed Jasper's pov "OKgood now jazz try to rape Bella!!!" that sounded weird I walked up to and both hand on her shoulders "OK now Bella...what do you think you should do now?" he asked "Call for for a strong sparkly vampire whose name begins with 'E'"she teased"Oh i'm flattered...maybe we should trying something smaller"he picked up a small rock. "now Isabella I'm am the teacher and you are student if you can grab this pebble out-" he was cut because Bella grab it ,smirking. "you're supposed towait till say go!! no fair" he sounded like a 5 year old. "ok oviously I can handle a pebble em so what do you have to say for yourself." she asked Emmett sulked in the couch and muttered"S s s se puede manejar un peble pero mirar losaos anteriores y todos los mierda que causseres humanos" "what?" she asked

"nada nada...I mean nothing nothing" "What ever I'm thirsty" she went in the kitchen and and just stared at Emmett.


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"what" he asked "you an idiot." "oh" "AAAHHHHHH!!!!!" I heard Bella scream. Shebegan running around the room yelling "get it off get it off!!!!" There was somekind of skin attacted her shoe. Emmett rolled his eyes and grabbed Bella and flipped her upside down by her ankles and peeled it off. "Emmett!!!put me down!!!"she yelled "sorry" he dropped I caught before she hit the ground. "Thanks" shehiccuped "what was that Emmett" I asked. He shrugged"my snack" I'm almost 100% positive Emmett was dropped on the head when he was young. I layed Bella on the c

ouch her eyes were closed and her breathing was uneven . "are you OK Bella" i asked "yeah just a little thirsty" her voice was hoarse. Before I did anything Emmett shove a Popsicle in her mouth ,she must not of realized it was a blood-pop because she did object. "See my blood pops aren't that bad" he said smugly. Bellabegan choking and spitting everywhere. Bella's pov Idiot Jasper's pov idiot Emmett's pov seres humanos...

A/n:blood-pops!!!! OK OK translations:


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S s s se puede manejar un peble pero mirar los aos anteriores y todos los mierda que causseres humanos=yes yes yes you can handle a peble but look atthe previous year and all the shit you caused...humans(something like that) seres humanos...=humans... OK yeah remember REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY. ~*Kay*~

Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Games

A/n:Ummm...Hi.

Bella's pov "And I was like nuh-uh,"Emmett was telling us about his trip to thegrocery store" and she was like,yah-huh,and I was like nuh-uh to infinity! And she was like yah-huh to infinity and beyond... and I hit her with potatoes."He finished"That's how I got kick out of the grocery store" I was gaping, while everyone was going about their business as this wasn't new. Jasper,Alice and Emmett was babysitting me while the others hunted. Edward wouldn't bare not to have Alice to see what's going on here. That started a whole new argument about how she'snot some television set he came just tune in and out. And of course Emmett being Emmett made some stupid joke,and got smacked. Jasper was playing chess with Emmett,who was mumbling something about potatoes. Alice was shoping on the compute

r grinning like a maniac. "Omg!!! Eww!!This is sooo vomitory!!" Alice yelled from the computer. Alice, stop inventing words that no one else uses!!! Emmett Ordered like Carlisle. She stuck out her tounge before turning back to the screen. "Ohthat's so fetch!!!" She exclaimed like Gretchen Wieners from Mean Girls(A/n : Funny movie) "Dammit Alice..." Emmett growled. "Check-mate!"Jasper exclaimed. "Noyour midget wife distracted me..." He mumbled.


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" I'm not a midget you beast." She hopped up. "Yeah yeah whatever you frizzy haired freak." He walked out of the room, after turning over the chessboard. "Cullens are weird..." I muttered. "Not that weird." Jasper said. I forgot about theirhearing. "Stupid shinny emo vampire hearing..." I said in a staged whisper. Suddenly sadness washed over me,and I burst into tears. "Fine you win." I sniffled" I always do" He said smugly " I'm hungry" I announced as got up and walked tothe kitchen. Before I got half-way there Emmett came literally out of no where a

nd knocked me down,which was a result of his excitement. "Let me make you something Bells,can I,can I,can I..." He hovered over me. "You know what Edward said after the "blood pop" incident." "Edward can take his warning and shove it up histight white a-"HE was cut off by the sound of his phone. He looked and whispered "It's him" He said in a horror movie like voice. Slowly he passed to me ,afraid. I,who was still on the floor pinned under Emmett, took the phone."Hello?..."I said breathlessly "Bella,love,How are you" He asked. "I..um..."I pulled the phone from my ear to talk the Emmett" Can you get off me Emmett?" "EMMETT?!WHAT THE HELL IS E.M.M.E.T.T DOING ON YOU!?!OH HELL TO THE NAW!!!!" Edward screamed from the phone. Emmett rolled off me and Jasper grabbed the phone."Geez Edward chill..." "Yeah"Emmett yelled jumping into the conversation"SET HER FREE,LEAVE HER BE!!" "Emmett shut up or I'll have Carlisle and I kill you...again" Edward promis

ed. "NOOOO"Emmett yelled"Give me justice or give me death!" he declared. And hung up the phone.


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"You're already dead dumbass..." I muttered. "But my heart keeps beating like ahammer..." He sang "That doesn't make sense" "I don't care that's my so-ong!" hesang. The phone rang and he clicked talk. "IF YOU EVER HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL CHOP YOUR B-"Emmett hung up quicky. "You should really stop doing that, I have a feeling that he will actually chop your b-" Jasper stopped because the phone rang...again. Emmett answered "DAMMIT EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett sat down on the couch and crossed his legs in a girly fashion."Who is this?" He as

ked in a sweet high-pitched voice. Edward sighed. And there was a pause and sometalking the background. "EMMETT!" Rose yelled, he looked like he was about to crap himself. If that were possible. "Rose-"He started "Don't call me rose!Do I look like a damn flower to you?!DO I!!??"She demanded "I wouldn't know were on the phone!" He snapped. "Burn!" I heard Carlisle say. Everyone paused after they heard that. There was a long silence. "Umm...We'll see you guys later..."Edward hung up. "Well that was weird..."Alice said from behind me. I jumped in surpriseand fell Again. She grabbed my shoulder and pulled up and she sat on the floor next to me,in the living room. "We're playing a game..." Alice said,and the boyscame immediately came in grinning like idiots. "What game..."I asked. "Just truth or dare" She shrugged. "NO!NO! Do remember what happen the last time."I yelled."She ...and ... him ..and


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cookies oh so much cookies...and ..pigs...oh god all the pigs...."I trembled. "Who first?"Jasper asked completely ignoring me. "ME ME oh PICK ME!!!"Emmett begged,raising his hand like a child. "Ummm...Emmett" He choose."Truth or Dare" "DARECAUSE I'M A MAN!!!"He boomed,unnecessary. "OK Emmett I dare you to scratch "Emmett Was here" in Edwards precious." Emmett looked at me. "THE Piano!!!" Jasper yelled before Emmett did anything to me. "Ohhh..." He said. Then he got up and got a knife. He Scratched "Emmett was Here" microsoftly in the sat down. "He won't

see that" I said. "Yes he will he looks at that as much as he looks at you " Jasper laughed at my blushed. "Alice truth or dare"Emmett asked. "Uhh Dare" She answered. "I dare you to go to Walmart an out fit and wear it for of the evening."She turned Show white. And was stiff as stone. Alice's pov: !!!!!! Emmett's povHA!!!This going to be swe-eet!!. "Come on let's go!" I ran to car. Bella stumbled out and Jasper came carrying A very frozen Alice. At Walmart... "No,no,no...Keep them away from me" Alice we dragged her into the clothes section. We set herin the isle, and she cream loud. "What is it Alice?" I asked. "Cotton mixes..."She whispered scared. I rolled my eyes. And gave her random clothes. She shovedthem back and she picked out


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her own and bought them. We waited buy the door. When she finished buying them,she did not come back to us, she just went to the supplies center and brought, glue,scissors, and a she head for the bathroom. A few minutes later she came,looking like she step out of Vogue. "Alice what did you do?"Bella asked "I made it AliceCullen-ified!!!" She sang. "Yeah I bet she used pixie dust" Bella muttered "You'll regret that..." Alice said. I guess we all know who's Alice picking. Bella's pov !!!!

A/n: Yup yup chapter two. I need help with the truth or dares though so just leave me a suggestion and I'm look looking for beta and I still don't get that process. ~*Kay*~

Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Games Part 2

A/n: OK I'm back. Yup Yup Yup it's time for Bella's and Jasper's Dare. Thx to twihard93 for helping me with Bella's dare....Read on!!

Bella's Pov: "Alice, Alice please please Don't make me do this." I begged,as wewere driving the car to my next dare. "Nope. A dare is a dare." She smiled. Wavi

ng her bull-horn. "Next stop Mike Newton's House!!" Emmett Announced. "Rememberyour line Bella..." Jasper said " TEN words isn't hard to remember." Alice kindadefended me.


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Mike's house... We were are facing his window. "What if his parents are home?" Iasked trying to find a way out of this. "They're not,he's alone" They all answered. "Do it Bella" Alice pushed the bullhorn into my hands . "Throw a rock at his window,I saw it in a movie once." Emmett gave me one. I threw and missed horribly, Emmett sighed and got a rock and flung it at the window, causing the wholething to shatter. I heard a high-pitched scream. I wondered it was Jessica Stanley. "I thought you said he was alone" I was on the road to panic. "He is..."Emme

tt said. Silence... "Anyway...Bella its time" Alice sang. "Fine Fine..." I helded the bullhorn to my mouth. Emmett made me sit on his shoulders. I frowned at that. "3...2...1" "EDWARD CULLEN IS GOING TO BE MY NEXT BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Again,we heard a high-pitched scream and thudding. "What was that?" I said as they laughed "He...Fainted...and...fell ..Down the stairs..."Emmett got out between breaths. " Is he going to be alright?" I asked,worried. "Yes" Alice answer"He's going to wake up in a few minutes...crying." "OK..." I said. "Oh he's so sprung..." Jasper laughed. "Ohh Jasper....truth or dare" I sang. "Ohhh no...Dare?" He said. "I-DARE-YOU-TO-GO-THE-THE-NURSING-HOME-AND-TALK-TO-THETROOPS-ABOUT-THE-GREAT-WAR" I said in one breath. "No!No! they're ignorance in insulting!" He yelled."WE MUST RULE BY THE


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SOUTH!!!THE SOUTH" He yelled running done the block. I looked at Alice for help."Don't worry he'll do it... It won't be pretty he'll do a song number!!" At Dy-away Nursing home... We walked in and it Smelt the old people and death mixed together. "Eww...It smells like old people in here!!!"Emmett complained loudly. "Young man!!!" Some old lady gasped. "Ohh be quiet you hag" He replied" Hope you have a heart attack..." He muttered. "Emmett!!" "what?!!....We all know its goingto happen can smell it." He replied knowing. We all looked at her and she was n

ot looking so hot maybe he'll be right. "OK Jasper...There they are"Alice pointed. He walked up them humming some song . I didn't here a thing from over here, but actions speak louder them words... Alice's pov... I stood with Bella and Emmett watching Jasper do one or the hardest the thing in his life... "Hello sir,I'mJasper C-Hale." He addressed the men in uniform. "Hello son...Such a polite Young boy." A man nodded. "I see you guys were in the war" Jasper said stiffly. "Yes son,we represented the great north" The gazillion year old looking man said proudly. "What was so great about it?" Jasper said harshly,losing his signature cool. "Well.." The man grunted as he stood up" we did dominate the whole war experience unlike that SOUTH...damn Confederates." "The Conferderates...Are the oneswho navigated the whole DAMN war..." "Well your CONFEDERATES screwed everythingup!!" The man yelled. " Oh piss-off old man" Jasper yelled. "What just happened?

" Bella asked, I forgot about her sensitive hearing.


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Before I answered Jasper started Marching around the room singing loudly. Southern men the thunders mutter ! Northern flags in South winds flutter ! To arms! Toarms! To arms, in Dixie ! Send them back your fierce defiance ! Stamp upon thecursed alliance ! To arms ! To arms! To arms, in Dixie CHORUS: Advance the flagof Dixie ! Hurrah ! Hurrah ! For Dixie's land we take our stand , And live or die for Dixie ! To arms! To arms ! And conquer peace for Dixie ! To arms ! To arms! And conquer peace for Dixie ! Fear no danger ! Shun no labor ! Lift up rifle

, pike , and sabre ! To arms ! To arms ! To arms , in Dixie ! Shoulder pressingclose to shoulder , Let the odds make each heart bolder ! To arms ! To arms ! Toarms , in Dixie ! CHORUS Swear upon your country's altar Never to submit or falter To arms! To arms ! To arms, in Dixie ! Till the spoilers are defeated, Tillthe Lord's work is completed ! To arms ! To arms ! To arms , in Dixie ! CHORUS He sang and marched right out of the room. Oh,and that lady did have A heart attack. Bella Pov I am never playing Truth or dare with Cullens ever again.

A/N: I know the war jasper is talking about is probably not related to the soldier's but just pretend. I didn't want people flinging their eclipse book at me. But hey a Angry Jasper is a funny Jasper!!


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~*Kay*~

Chapter 4: Chapter 4 : My Sexy Vampire

A/N: Ello loves!!!...I got a teddy Bear!! ...Idk too.

The ride back was long and awkward. The only thing you can here was Emmett's occ

asional chuckles. Even if it did turn out crazy, I was proud of my dare. "They're on their way now." Alice said suddenly. "Hit the gas." Jasper ordered. Suddenly we were speeding down the high-way. I was holding on to Emmett for dare life,While screaming my head off. In no time we were in front of the house, I stumbledout dizzily, and my head felt like a hay-sack. "Nice look on you Belly-bean" Emmett ruffled my hair even more. " Emmett!!" I complained. "That's what all the girls say"Emmett said smugly. "What girls!!!" I turned around to see Rosalie withher hands on her hips. Slowly I backed up not wanting to get involved,but me being me, tripped , I closed my eyes and waited for the impact of the floor, therewas none, I looked up to see Edward with a smirk on his face. See this is why everyone one should have a vampire boyfriend. "Hello, love" He whispered,in my ear. "Yeah Hello Mr. Mood Swing." Emmett grumbled when he stormed past us. " I do

not have mood swings!" Edward growled. "Edward calm down" I cooed "OK..." Edwardinstantly relaxed. "SEE!!!" Emmett threw his hands up in frustration. We were all gathered around the living room. It was really quietly. We were trying not mention any of the events that happened tonight. "Something happened tonight" Edward growled.


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"W-what makes you think that?" I said in a loud squeaky voice. "Alice is singing'decode' backwards in her head, Jasper is translating the in"Yongle Dadian" inGerman and Emmett is Remembering his 'night' with Rosalie." He shuddered "S-so What's new?" Alice all but yelled. "Well...I over heard Jessica say to Lauren that Mike had the smallest d-" "Emmett!!!" Esme yelled. " What I was going to say D-deck." he said He turned to me and shook his head and pointed to his crocth. I,who was drinking some water spit it out everywhere, while having a coughing fit

. He roared with laughter. "Something did happen..." Edward grumbled. "BELLA!!!"Alice yelled. "ALICE!!!" I yelled too. "Wanna show Eddie the song I taught you?" She bounced excitedly. "Sure..."I got up and so did Emmett. Me and Alice Emmett and I sang together. I forgot to wear my cross tonight I left my garlic at home It's so dumb but it's so fun To wander 'round the city alone I'm runnin', fallin' down Chase me all around this town And now you've finally got me What am I to do?(They pointed to me and I sung my part) Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love So just bite me baby And drink all my blood Oh yeah Sexy vampire I'm falling in love with you So do what you want to do Sexy vampire I'm falling in love


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So just bite me baby And drink all my blood Oh yeah Sexy vampire I'm falling inlove with you 'Cause you need my plasma more than I do. Hey you wanna stop for adrink or two And maybe for a disco break here We'll party all night until the sun comes up You could say I'm raising the stakes. I'm runnin', fallin' down Chase me all around this town And now you've finally got me What am I to do? Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love So just bite me baby And drink all my blood Oh yeah Sexy vampire I'm falling in love with you So do what you want to do Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love So just bite me baby And drink all my blood Oh yeah Sexy vampire I'm falling in love with you 'Cause you need my plasma more than I do....(We all pointed to Edward) We were all in the hysterics by the end. Edward lookedlike we dissed his mother. He crossed his arm tightly on his chest and pouted. "Moooood swings...." Emmett sang sang like a hippi, Seriously he had the peace sigh and everything. Three things happened at the same time. 1) Edward lunged at Emmett. 2) Emmett screamed like a little girl. 3) They both crashed into the table.


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"No!!!" Esme screamed and fell to her knees. Jasper and Carlisle,peeled Edward off Emmett. "Wow Emmett wait until he finds out what you did to his piano...OOPS!!!" Alice said. "What?" Edward growled. "Well...we-were-playing-truth-or-dare-and-they-dared-me-to-wear-this-god-awful-outfitthen-i-dared-bella-to-tell-mike-your-her-next-baby-daddy-then-she-dare-jasper-to-talkabout-the-war-with-some-local-old-people-and-he-ended-up-singing-and-marching-likea-crazy-person" She paused"OH!! you meant about your piano...Emmett scratch 'Emmett was here' in it" She sai

d casually,looking at her nails. Emmett zoomed out door screaming like a girl And Edward Soon followed. "Where are they going?" I whispered to Alice. "Canada" She shrugged"You'll see them in a few days...Emmett will be missing a finger,Butyou see them."

A/N: Short? I know, But I wanted to get this out Quick. I still need ideas for futer chapters...you guys know what to do... ~*Kay~*

Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Our Feelings

A/n: Hey...It took me a long time think what finger Emmett should lose so I chose something small and cute...

Three long days later,Edward came back still furious- It was kind of hot but every time I thought about that Jasper would shout it out and I would blush fire truck red. Emmett was missing his pinky finger,and he would all was complain aboutit ,until Rosalie said if he didn't shut up she would make the other match. I was currently staring at Emmett's pinky finger in disbelief. The thing was stillmoving!!!! "Why is it still moving?" I asked quietly, to no one in particular. "Well dear" Esme began" it's the vemon its twice as better as a human's blood -that's why we have to tear apart and burn a vampire to kill it successfully." Sheexplained.


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"ohhhhh..." I said. I moved my finger to touch it, and i swear to god I heard ithiss at me. I screamed and ran right out of the room, correction I ran right into Edward. "What are you going to do the it?" I Asked, Walking back into the room. " I don't know maybe we'll burn it" He shrugged. "NO!!NO!!" Emmett came out of no where- furious. "You will not-not- kill him. He is a part of this family asmuch as I am!!!" He roared. He's crazy. The Feaking monster was on his shoulder. "This family is nuts..." I muttered. Carlisle came down the stairs slowly. "Fa

mily meeting." Carlisle announced quietly. In no time everyone was in the livingroom. "What's up?" Alice asked. "As if you don't know." Edward rolled his eyes."Continue Carlisle" Alice said, ignoring him, "Well...this family is out of order." He said as if it explained everything. "Well of course, I'm mean this is ahouse full of vampire and one managed to fall in love with a human who manages to get the Volturi on they're asses every minute." I said in one breath and plopped to the couch, exhausted. Everyone starred at me in shock. " Yeah..." I said"Continue ..." " Yeah well were going to family counseling." Silence... "Are youinsane?!?!?" Emmett bellowed. " Nope just really smart ...you should try in outsome time" Carlisle said curtly. "Oh very mature Carlisle" Emmett muttered. "Says the person missing pinky" Carlisle threw back. "OK now I see why you guys needtherapy." I laughed. All of them turned to me with their eyes brows raised. I g

roaned... Later that day...


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We were all in the waiting room. Everyone else was at ease while I fidgeted nervously. "Jeez Bella or you on that stuff or something,keep still" Emmett said. Istuck my tongue out at him. "Alice Number 2..." he mumbled. Before i could thinkof a good comeback we were called. "...Cullen Family..." A lady not to much older then me called boredly. We walked slowly to my death. Edward's POV We walkedinto the small office and sat on the couch quietly and waited. " ARG This is already a load of crap" Emmett all but yelled. "Can we leave..." "This B.s Is alrea

dy sickening." "Childen" Esme scolded "We are a happy family, now we'll act likea happy family, because if this happy family doesn't act happyI swear on all things holy I'll ripped this friggin family to .happy .little .shreds!!" Everybodywas silent,until to shrink walked in. "Hello ...Cullen Family I'm Dr. Stewart""Hey" "hi" Sup" were scattered around. Huh. He thought. "How about we introducesourselves." He suggested Carlisle stood up." I'm Carlisle and this is my familyand my soon to be step daughter." Hmmmm Strong firm...I wonder if he beats themfrequently He thought. I nearly choked on the air I was pretended breathe in. "YO,I'm Emmett , but you can care me big E , I love sports and pranks and my Rosie." Emmett rapped. She made me say it bro He sighed in his head. I rolled my eyes. OK OK seems very Strong and competitive...might have a steroid problem and might use humor at other people's expense to hide his true feeling and insecuritie

s. He thought. I Buried my my head in Bells shoulder. This was going to be a long hour. Jeez Edward can you take hands off of her for one second.Emmett sighed in his head. I growled to quietly for human ears to pick up.


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"I'm TheRosalie and I'm awesome. I love fixing cars and going on campingtrips and I love my monkey man EMMY." She said proudly. Top that!!!she thought to no onein particular. OK insecure about her flaws and uses the weaknesses of others tofeel good about her self :problem drug user...remember to ask how much plasticsurgery she has had. He noted. I couldn't hold it any longer. I quickly excusedmyself and left- ran- out the room. Once out of the room I burst into laughter."Edward?" I heard Bella whispered from behind me. "The therapist has issues" I e

xplained. she nodded. She reached up to kiss me. Immediately things got out of hand.I pinned her against her the door and kiss her jaw...chin...neck...shoulder... EDDIE DUDE ALL OF US CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!Jasper yelled and there were similar shouts from my family. I quickly broke away and she pouted. "Then can ...hear us..." I explained embarrassed. "OH MY God..." She groaned. YEAH MAKE HER MOANBRO Emmett yelled in encouragement. I quickly pulled Bella in through the doorand we took our seats. It was very quiet and uncomfortable. Get to second base now did we Eddie? Emmett thought. I punched him in the back, to fast for human eyes." Son of a ...Mother" He yelled. "Is there a problem Emmett?" The Dr. asked." No just A spasm..." He glared at me. "Ok now that we finished with introductions let's get down to business" The Dr. announced."What is the main concern in this family?" "Well we seem to be fighting more and more" Carlisle Explained. "Wha

t seems to cause all the tension?" All my brothers and sisters pointed to me. Iglared At all of them. "Now children Everytime you point one finger there is always three pointing back at you." Esme said. It took Emmett a full minute and a half to get the irony of it. "Why do you all think the problem is Edward?" He asked


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"Well he has alotof tension" Emmett said,trying not to laugh. "Yeah,that's why he's so STIFF." Jasper snickered. "Well Eddie-kins has this...malady" Emmett explained "What is it?" he asked. "Well its..."He began. "Emmett I swear to God..."I warned. "Its..." "Emmett..." "VIRGINITY!!" He Boomed, in disgusted. I lunged at him for the third time this week. Carlisle and Jasper sighed at peeled me off.We sat in silence for a while. "So...Emmett why do think Virginity is a malady?" He asked " Well I know, We know ,even forks high knows they want each other an

d you can practically her them sucking faces from his bedroom." He fumed. "So what your saying is that you think your brother is repressed.?" He asked "YES!!!!"He rejoice. "Well at least I'm not a sex addict!!! Ask them when was the last time they had sex ,Go ahead asks them!" I urged. "Well...Rosalie,Emmett when wasthe last time you had relations?" He asked "Well..In the Supplies closet room...of your waiting room..." He muttered. The Man turned beat red. Filth pure filth...note to self ; Hose down closet. He thought. "Do you believe you have a problem?" He asked Rose and Emmett " No" "Really?" "Yes" "OK moving on." He said quickly. "Now Alice...some people say you have a shopping addiction; why don't we discuss


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that." He said. " Well doc just because I don't want to be wearing the same outfit for the rest of my life, doesn' t mean I have a addiction" She snapped. Personality disorder;prescibe medication. He wrote down. "She does has a problem ; when we were snowed in she took out her summer clothes and turned the basement into a store and shopped around ,talking to herself for hours!" Bella exclaimed. "Is that true?"He asked. "Yes..." She admitted. He looked over his note pad for someones mind to prick. "Um Isabella..." "Bella." We all corrected. Defencive she

must be special in the head I wonder if she's the same girl from.... He thought."Yeah..." She said quietly. "It says here your engaged to ...Edward." "Yes" " Are you happy that your marrying him?" "Yes..." Soft point He thought. "How manytimes did he ask before you said yes." " I don't know why you need to know that!" I growled. Defencive -dominant boyfriend;probably beats her. He thought. I growled softly. "That many times huh?" He was trying with my patients. "Doc I suggest you back off ,Edward can sometimes lose control...we all can" Emmett warned and almost spilling the beans. "What do you mean by control?" He asked "Uh...Uh.." He was backpedaling now. "Well.." He urged


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"EDWARD HEARS VOICES IN HIS HEAD!!" Emmett exclaimed. All my sibling snickered and Bella Groaned. He leaned forward,to me" Do you? Do you Edward? Do you hear voices in you head?" He spoke as if I belonged in a asylum. I looked around ,but everyone looked amused and anticipated my answer."Yes" I sigh. Holy crap!! And Ithought he was kind of normal He thought warily. "And what do the voices tell you?" HE asked. "I'll tell you what they tell him!!!" Emmett roared" They tell himto go all crazy and rip off my freaking finger!!" Emmett waved his four-fingere

d hand in his face. "Now why did you do this?" He asked "Just because I wrote some on his precious piano." "Does this happen often?" He asked "Yes" they all answered "Huh.." He huffed. Someone new someone new He looked over the sheet. "OK ..Jasper Hale" Jasper cursed in his head" Yes" "I hear you can be very Emotional..." "I'm not Emotional!" "Really?" "Yes." "OK let me ask you a question." He gotup and went to whisper in his ear; not obvious to the fact that we can hear him."Are you gay?" "I'm not gay!!!" He roared. We all broke out into laughter whileJasper crossed his Legs and arms and pouted. "Now Esme how do you discipline your children?" He asked. "Well I take away the things they enjoy;Edward's piano,Alice's credit cards,Jasper's books, Rosalie's car, Emmett's alone time with Rosalie..."She said.


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"Interesting..." "Emmett had said "Bella is accident prone..." How do you feel about that" He changed the subject. "Well ,I'm not Bad" She defended ,there was achorus of scoffs from around the room. "Yeah right. Coming from the only girl who can trip sitting down." Emmett snorted. These clients are worse then Newton He groaned. I tried to hide my laughter by coughing. What is it Emmett and Jasperboth asked. "Newton Goes here.." I said quietly. Jasper's laughter was quiet but Emmett's was loud and booming. Oh I gotta get my hands on that file Emmett was

already planning. "Well look at the time" He said suddenly. " Yeah Let's go" Jasper walked out without hesitation. We all walked out with the Dr. Well Except Emmett ... "Well thank you for coming and I looK forward to counseling your family in the near futer." Please say no please say no!!He chanted. "We're sorry to obliged but i don't think counseling is the right thing right now." Carlisle saidTHANK GOD!!!!!! He thought. "Well that's to bad..." ha said. Emmett came rushing out grinning like an idiot. He walked right past us and headed to the car. "Well we shoulder take our leave..." We all went to car and sat in silence for a moment . Emmett was reading over Newtons profile Which I had no interest in ,untilBella's name register into his thoughts. "Listen to this. Name: Micheal GilbertNewton Age: 17 Issue: Obsessed with a teenaged girl name Bella swan...Says hasdreams and sexual fantasies..."


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The longest chapter I ever wrote... So I hope to get even more reviews! Next chapter they'll probably be back At school ...I don't know . Send me a suggestion!~*Kay*~

Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Stickers

I woke up, to my bed vibrating. I groaned and buried my head in my pillow. The vibrated wouldn't stop, I gave on trying to get more sleep and sat up and screamed. "Alice!!!" I scream"Why are you in my bed!?!" "I won a bet with Edward and Iget to wake you up this morning!!" She yelled, excited. "Ugh..." I groaned. NowI had to endure hurricane Alice. "Come on,come,on, get up get up get up." She began bouncing again. The vibrating feeling came back again. I was getting Nauseous so I hoped out the bed. But like I always do, I tripped, I waited for the impact of the floor. I felt it. See this is why people should have they're vampire boyfriends wake them up! "Alice!" I exclaimed" Didn't you see that coming?!" I picked my self up. "Pain is weakness leaving the body" She shrugged. I scoffed andwent to the bathroom to get ready. After I showered,I ran back to my room. I to

ok out someone clothes. I turned around to put them on and Alice was there withher hand over her heart looking betrayed. " What?" I asked " You... think... that... i'll ...let...you...wear... that?" She gasped. I groaned and sat on the bed. She She pulled,plucked and pampered almost everywhere on my body. "Voila!" Shesaid when she was finally done. "Good" I said " Let's go" "Wait one more thing...." She said slowly. And put something on my left shoulder. "What is that" I began turning like a dog just to see what is.


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"Its nothing" She said" Come on Edward's waiting!" I immediately turned my attention from what ever she put on me and ran out the door. Edward's volvo was already outside, waiting. I skipped like A Alice,to his car. "Did you endure Alice this morning? He said when we got out of his car in the school. "Yeah" I said" How'd you know" His hand went to my back shoulder and pulled something off of it. He turned to me. It was a sticker saying: *A Alice Cullen Miracle!!* I groaned loud and ripped it to microsoftic pieces. "Where did she get that?" I asked as we

walked to class. "She bought a sticker maker" He shrugged. Only AliceI thought shaking my reached the class room by now. Alice was the only one that was able totransfer in . We said bye and I took A seat. "Hey Bella!" Mike said right in myear. I flinched away from his eagerness. I suddenly remember his file from thetherapy session and scooted as far possible away from him. He just came closer.I groaned inwardly. "Hey Bella , guess what i had a dream last night and we were-" He began Alice danced in And cut him off. "Hey Bella" She said" Wanna sticker?" "No Alice I don't a sticker" I questioned her sanity. "Fine" She shrugged andsat down. Class began and she turned to get a book from her bag. On her Shoulder was a sparkly sticker: *You Wish You Can Be This Shiny!!* I choked with laughter, And laughed at the irony of it all. " Is there something funny?" the teacherdemanded. I blushed and shook my head vigorously. He scoffed and turned back to

the board. Alice looked at me and smirked. She showed me her other shoulder andI burst in laughter. The other sticker said:


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*Beware I BITE!!! ;* "Swan One more time and its to the Office!" He yelled. I just shook my head and bit my lip. He turned back around. From next to me, Alice nudged me . I turned to her and saw she had her sticker maker out. She finshed and pointed to mike who head was down and point to the sticker she was covering. In one quick movement she was out of her seat and back again. In the same momentmike yelp. He looked up and there was huge sticker on his forehead. ~I'M QUEER -I'M HERE- GET USED TO IT!!~ Alice and I roared with laughter. The teacher spun a

round beat red. "CULLEN...SWAN...OFFICE!!!" He pointed to door. We both hurriedout the door .Alice Paused and turned back to the door and put a sticker next tohis name plate (NEEDZ 2 GET LAID!) Our laughter filled the hallways as we wentthe office. Alice stopped and turned to me"Bella do you really want to go the office?" "Who does?!?" "OK Let's not." She said as if it solved all problems. Shegot out the the machine and began typing again. "Who's the next victom?" I askedwhen was done . She just walked until we stopped at lauren's locker. She printed the stick and put the locker and I burst into laughter. PLANNED PREGNANTCY HASME ON SPEED DIAL!!! "You know who would be very good at this?" She asked. "Emmett" I said. "You're physic" She said as we dashed down the hall to his class room. "How are we going to get him out?" I asked when we were in front of his door."He'll get himself out" She said. She poked her head in the window for 5 second

s and leaned against the locker patiently. Emmett pov: I was currently singing "Senual seduction" By snoop Dogg just to tic off eddie. When I saw Alice's head pop up in the window of the door.


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You-have-to-come-now-i-don't-care-how-you-break-out-we-need-your-masterties-withour-little-prank-you-have-three-minutes-and-counting.And with that her head disappeared. I must of had the stupidest grin on my faces because my classmates weregiving weird looks. I Jumped and started yelling. "THE VOICE. I HAVE HEARD THEVOICE. THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN!!!" " SIT DOWN!!!" "THE VOICE TOLD ME TO STAND!!!" I yelled. "CULLEN!!!" "I AM YOU LEADER"I said in a scary voice"I ORDER YOU TOBE SILENT!!!" Everyone was shying away. I took that as my que to leave. 99 seco

nds a personal best... Bella pov: The screaming had stopped and Emmett walked out. "What took so long?" Alice demanded. "Dammit Alice let me have my moments" Heshot back. "Can we get back to the main issue here?" I asked. "Ok...Emmett we're attacking people with stickers" She said. "Intresting..." He went into thought. "Who's next?" "...Jessica..." She answered. "I have the perfect one" We all headed for her locker. Alice and Emmett made the sticker and slapped it on her locker. *MY Gynecologist HAS MY PERSONAL NUMBER* I looked at them" It's true" Theynodded. "Ew..." "OH I have the perfect one for Eric."Emmett Whispered. "Why areyou whispering?" I whispered. "BECAUSE ITS FUN!!" He whispered-yelled. "CUT THECRAP AND GO!!" Alice yelled.


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"Jeez..."Emmett and I said and stalked to the made the sticker and stuck it on and walked away. * MRS. MICHEAL NEWTON* I looked at Alice." The chances are likely" "EW..." "Who's else is there?" We did most ofo the students I knew. "Teachers!" Emmett whispered. "ooh!" I had a good one. We snuck off to his classroom. Hewas in the middle of a intense lecture. "Hey Rose is in this class!" I told them. We shared a look and Emmett stuck his head in the window and waited. While putthe sticker on. Rosalie's POV: I caught my reflection in someones book bag and

found something to do. I saw Emmett's head in the window and I nearly fell out my seat. He gave me a hand signal to come. I thought about it for a slick momentand I shrugged anywhere else is better then here. I got up and walked to the desk" Mr. Banner I have to go the bathroom" At least I can leave in a civil manner."Certainly Rosalie" He leaned forward smiling. EW... I quickly left. Outside was Alice Emmett and Bella I had a bad feeling we were going to get into alot of trouble. "What's up?" I asked They pointed to the door. I HAVE A THING FOR BLONDES! "EW..." I said. "I have a good one for couch Clapp" I announced. And walked to the gym. I had my sticker in my hand. I pretended I tripped and I grabbed on to him and successfully put the big sticker on his back. "Are you ok ?" He gasped"Yeah yeah..." I skipped back to them, they didn't se the sticker yet so I picked up a ball and threw it, Probably with a little to much effort, and got him to

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I'M BIG AND I'M BEAUTIFUL! They all burst out in laughter. We continued down thehallway searching for more victims. Bella's pov: We were talking about our nextperson and literally Edward appeared out of nowhere. "We are in trouble now" Iheard Emmett and a simultanious scoff from Alice And Rosalie. "How you know we were up to something?" I asked when we were walking again. "Well were I saw stickers everywhere and When I saw Rosalie trip" He scoffed. "Well we were bored"Alice shrugged. "One more for the fun it?" Emmett asked. "Tyler" I said. And walked

away making the sticker. We heard approaching footsteps and heard the teachers voice around the corner. I hurried to finish it. "13 seconds!" Alice hissed. I stuck it on and dashed down the hallway. I RUN OVER PEOPLE FOR FUN! When we were out of sight we all sighed. "You guys really need to find a hobby." Edward said.We all shrugged and made it back to the original class room. Days with the Cullens are never normal. A/N: There...I didn't think this was my best work :( Comment to keep my spirits up ^^^

Chapter 7: Chapter 7 : The Chase

A/N: I'm starting school in like 8 days so i'm trying to get out as much chapters as I can.


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*Sigh*Would Edward learn not to leave me with thing 1 and thing 2? Well at leastRosalie's here to bite there heads off if they get out of control. The only thing we agree on is they're stupidity. "OK this is wicked boring." Emmett sighed.He as been using the word wicked since he seen . I sighed. "I second that" Jasper said too. "We should go to a club" Emmett suggested, like he was saying "Hey let's go to the movies!" but he was really saying "Hey let's get Bella drunk andsee what crap she could get herself into!" "That's even stupider then your starr

ing contest" I said. "How is it stupid?" Emmett asked, defending his stupid game. "You guys are vampires!!" I said. "But I still won!" He said, and I heard Jasper snort. "How?" Rosalie asked, speaking for the first time tonight. "It takes,strength , determination,knowledge,skills-" He began "You punched Jasper in theeye!!" I interrupted. "- And a wicked awesome right hook ." He added. I groanedsat backs down"Idiot" "Yup" I heard Rosalie agree softly. "Well I'm going you guys are just prudes."Emmett said getting up. "You are not going " Rosalie ordered" I'm babysitting you too!" "Baby sit this!" He dashed out the door, with Jasperon his heels. I Rosalie froze for a second then dashed out the door. I was justsitting there for a few seconds so confused. Hey no babysitters! As soon as that thought registered in my head. Rosalie zoomed back in furious. "I forgot..." She said grabbing my arm." Let's go" and we zoomed into the night. (Awesome line

or what?) "Where did they go?" I asked, when we finally stopped. "They're scentis around here somewhere..." She said looking around. "Oh this will be a fun night." I said sarcastically. And that's how the chase began.


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Emmett's POV: I'M FREE!!I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!OH JASPER LOOK A PENGUIN!!!! A PENGUIN!!!!!!!! Bella's Pov: "They're in the zoo!" Rosalie said suddenly,making me jump. "How creative" I muttered. "I'm going to feed them to the bears!" "To the zoo then!" I said, trying to ease the mood. She actually chuckled and helded out her hand. I took it and we zoomed into the night again. Jasper's POV: "Penguins are sooooo pret-" I began "HOLY CRAP JASPER THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!" Emmett yelled. "What do we do? What do we do?" I began pacing. "Get a hold of yourself m

an!!" Emmett grabbed me and slapped me. "DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!" I punched him inthe face. "WHAT! I saw it the movie,jeez." He muttered. Rubbing his head,pouting. "Out of all places" I heard Bella say. "Holy Flying Bananas We're going to Die!!!" Emmett panicked. "Where are we going to go?" I asked,pacing again. "The ...The...Cemetery!!" He said. and zoomed away. While I shuddered. "Dead people freak me out" "Once I find them they are soooo dead,Bella" I heard Rosalie say,not to far away. "To the cemetery" I muttered to myself and left quickly. Bella's POV: We finally reached the gates and Rosalie heaved me over, and she flipped overgracefully. "Where are they?" I asked as we began walking.


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"I don't know they're scent is hear but..." She looked confused. "Let's split up" I suggested. She shrugged and disappeared,leaving alone with the sleeping animals. I began walking slowly ,listening to the faint sounds of the animals.I walked slowly to the bears to check if Emmett wanted to play with them or something."Emmett!"I hissed quietly"Emmett! This is not funny get out here now!" I stomped my foot and point the ground in front of me. I heard a weird chortaling soundfrom behind me . I turned around slowly praying it was not what I think it was.

I turned around and triend to scream but nothing came out. "Ro...Ro..." I triedto call out but my voice didn't work. There was three huge wolve chortaling in front of me. I paused my attemts to call Rosalie and just stared at them. It tookme awile to put 1 and 1 togther but I finnally got it and"JACOB BLACK THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!" I yelled, at them all not sure which one jacob . They roared in what I assumed was laughter and dissappeard behind the tree and came back laughingso hard they tumbled over. "BELLA...BELLS. THAT WAS FUNNY!!" Jacob gasped. Quiland Embry tried to get up but they just fell over again and burst out laughing."RO...RO..." They mimicked me. "W-who the hell is RoRo?" Jacob asked,trying tocompose him self. "Actually,I was calling Rosalie. You know the vampire who hates werewolves." I said,they stopped laughing immediately. "You got that right" Rosalie said from behind me,with her hands on her hips. "Did you find them?" I ask

ed. "Nope...They left,"She said"Their scent is gone" "Who are you looking for?"Jacob asked. "Emmett and Jasper. Those two alone in this town equals a big problem" I explained. "Awesome. We'll help." Quil said" I love playing detective!" "OK!" Let's go quickly" I said I wanted to hurry up and find them all ready. ThreeWerewolves, a vampire and a human looking for to crazy two vampires at night isa disaster waiting to happen. "OK scooby come on boy!" Rosalie snapped her finger at them.


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"Hey"Jacob said as we walked out of the zoo."What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her look attractive?" We ignored him and kept walking. Even though Rosalie gave me the cold shoulder when I first met her those blonde jokes were annoying. "Her ankles" They burst into laughter. "Hey Rosalie" I said" How do youstop a werewolf from attacking you?" "I don't know. How?" She smiled "Throw a stick and say fetch!" We both laughed. They muttered something like"truce" and pouted,which cause me and Rosalie to laugh again. It was quiet after a while as we

walked. "They're in the freaking cometary!" She roared. "Dead people .Out" I said. "I'll protect you"'' Quil said wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. "Is he having a facial spasm?" Rosalie said in a staged whisper. I burst out laughing. "Yeah Yeah keep walkin'" He muttered. Emmett Pov: DEAD PEOPLE RULE!! We walked through the cemetery. It was freaking awesome. Jasper kept whisper some b.s . "What's are you saying?" I asked , as I sat on someone tombstone. "Get off that!"Jasper screeched, and kept doing signed of the cross. "Why?" I asked" Nothing gonna happen" I began dancing on the grave. "Hey person come out and play.." I sang. "Dude" Jasper said"Not place is giving me a bad vibe." "Oh please..." I waved himoff. "No really cut the crap" "How about you shut your mouth that's where the crap is coming out of" I muttered(Family guy woo-hoo) "No man" Jasper said " i read that you shouldn't mess with the rest with the dead in their resting place , t

hey will be very pisse-" He stopped and his eyes widened,looking at


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something behind me. I slowly turned turned and we both screamed. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

IMPORTANT A/N READ: Cliffly ...better review or you won't find out! na-nana-nana-NA!!. Questions: You think there should be a real ghost or like some kinda of joke because I already began writting 2 alternate endings for the this. P.S: thisstory is not going to transform into to a horror story...Just so you know.

Chapter 8: Chapter 8 : The Chase Part 2

Disclaimer: blah blah blah...I don't own twilight.. It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed"Jacob shut up" I was already terrfied as it is. I was clutching on to Rosalie's Cold arm as we walked up the hill of the gaveyard. You hear the door slamand realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination,girl! But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind You're out of

time The boys skipped to the front an began singing loudy. 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer,thriller tonight


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cause this is "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We heard from the other side of thegraveyard. They boys stopped singing . That sounded alot like Jasper and Emmett. "See this why people shouldn't be at the cemetary at night" I yelled " Its suicide!!! Didn't anyone see thriller?!" "What do we do? What Do we do?" Quil beganpacing. "I say let's go up there." Rosalie began walking up. "Have you lost your blasted mind?!" I screeched. "If blondie's going we're going" The boys walkedup. "That's ok i'll just stay here and wait." I called. "Are you sure?" Jacob ca

lled back. I was about to say yes but I heard something move from afar and I instantly began walking up. "There's no such thing as 's no such thing as 's no such thing as ghosts..." I murmured. "Jeez Bells really? You hang out with vampiresand werewolves on a daily bases and you're afraid of a ghost that may or may not be real." "How do you know?" I snared. "Well i'm a dog" He shrugged " I can sense these things" " Whatever..." "Trust me there is no such thing as a-" "GGGGGGHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We heard them again , but it was evencloser. Their screams of fear and got closer until they appeared at the top of the hill and ran down. "I believe I proved my point" I crossed my arms ,and nodded to Emmett and Jasper who were now in fetal position. "THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE THE END IS HERE RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIVES!!!" Emmett brawled. "What's alive. And why are we still here" I began to fidget. "DEAD PEOPLE ...GROUND!" Jasper

said. "OK now that we found them let's go!" I said. "Yeah this place gives me the creeps" Rosalie said.


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She picked up Emmett and began walking. Quil and Embry picked up Jasper. I walked next to Jacob. And he bagan humming. Soon his ppack started singing all the way back to the Cullen house. 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain'tno second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight... I guess we'll never know what they saw tonight.

A/n: This is a really sucky chapter I know. I'm writing the next today,promise.P.S- Read my new story "My best friend's brother" on my profile. ~Kirstii~

Chapter 9: Chapter 9 : Ventilation errors

Today Edward sent Emmett to wake me up. Well it ended with me screaming bloody murder as I was soaking wet. After the after that the process of going to schoolwas pretty event full. "Why do you have a lighter?" I asked Emmett ,when we pulled into the parking lot. "Well I tried to smoke" He answered while we walked toAlice and Jasper. Edward was hunting with Rosalie and Esme. "And how did that work out?" I asked. "Didn't do a damn thing." He muttered. "Well then." I said. Iwent to my locker to get my books for calculus. "So Bella how are you to day?" I

turned around to see Mike breathing heavily. I think I just gaged a little. "Um..fine" I said awkwardly" Thanks." I turned back to the locker to find my damn book. Come on Come on...


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"So what are you doing later?" Crap! "I was going to hang out with the Cullens"I answered immediately. "Maybe you should take a break from them" He murmured ,said sauntering forward. "Ew..." Slipped out my mouth before I could stop my self. He put his hands on my hips and moved south. "MIKE! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPEPOOR BELLA?!?!" Emmett's voice boomed from down the hallway . Everyone turned around to at me -who was horror stricken - and mike -who was drooling a little"Ew,ew,ew,ew..." I whimpered. "MIKE REMOVE THE HAND!" Emmett came storming down the

hallway . Mike moved his hand and stepped away , terrified. Emmett came up to him and grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him up . By now everyone was crowdingus. I still disgusted that he put his hands on me. "I...uh...I" He stammpered."Really do think Dr,Stewart would like that?" He asked trying to keep from laughing. I groaned we were not to speak of that ever again. "How do you know about that?" He asked "Well us Cullens have connections" He said, them pulled him closer to whisper in his ear" And we can make people dissapear!" Mike squealed a little , Emmett pulled his hand back and snapped it forward and stopped a centimeteraway from face. Mike was still screaming though. Emmett put him down and Mike ran away but also he ran right into a open locker . He fell and passed out. Greatthat would come back to bite us in the butt. "What going on here?" A voice thatrang with aurthority yelled from down the hall way. "Emmett punched Mike!!" Eve

ryone said. "Did not" Emmett and I said. "He ran into a locker" I pointed to hisunconscious figure. "Well you and the Cullens have been starting mayhem" She said turning around " You both have detention" Crap! "Well isn't that great" He said. "Shush...just Shush "I said leaning on my locker. "You know it wasn't my fault" He said as we walked to Calculus.


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"Really? Then who?" I asked incredulously. "Jasper!" He burst-out laughing. "That traitor" I gasped." Oh he's gonna pay!" "Do I smell and an adventour?" Emmettasked "Yes yes you do" "Theme song!" He yelled. Team Chaotix... Once upon a time, you could be a bad guy and you`d live to see another day. But now you`d nevermanage, Boy, you`d be BRAIN DAMAGED just to think that you could get away. The power has arrived in a dream team. A force where one and one makes you see. And when the trails go cold, and the lies have been told. This crew will find what yo

u can`t see! Yeah, danger hides when the hyper bee flies and the ninja stars flytoo. The muscle-us Vector, the karma collecter, has sworn to fight for you!


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TEAM CHAOTIX! They`re detectives you want on your side! TEAM CHAOTIX! They`re directives, tracking down your crimes... Come along for the ride! Truth can run but not hide. For all, the game is on, now!! Remember when stealin` used to be a good dealin`, When the crooked life would always pay? Well, now that the team`s in town, that all gone underground. But it`s a worry to this very day! A challange has been issued by the Emoman! This mission`s gonna need them all. And thoughhis hopes grow thin, And the outlook is grim, These peeps are gonna heed his cal

l! Yeah, Charmy`s thing is dishin` out first sting as the green one cheers themon! Espio is clearly ready to go I doubt they`ll do you wrong. TEAM CHAOTIX! They`re detectives


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you want on your side! TEAM CHAOTIX! They`re directives, tracking down your crimes... Come along for the ride! Truth can run but not hide. For all, the game ison! TEAM CHAOTIX! Sonic Heroes, what`s you`re problem please? TEAM CHAOTIX! Watch those three go make the outlaws bleed... There`s no way you can win... (TEAM CHAOTIX!) ...if it`s trouble you`re in... They`re gonna kick your.... (Gong Noise) We walked into humming softly, thinking about our plan. I sat down . "Pssss..." I heard and ignored it "Psssss..." What is that ? "PSSSSS!" Everyone was shift

ing in their seat in annoyance. "BELLA SWAN!!!" Emmett boomed from he seat across the room. "WHAT?!" I yell. "Hi..." "SWAN...CULLEN...QUIET!!" The teacher yelled


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Suddenly a piece of paper flew at my head and I shrieked and everyone looked atme. I blushed and read the note. I have an idea! doesn't it involve me getting hurt? no... liar there's a possibility if I get hurt i'll let Edward ripped off that finger again ok ok you won't get hurt good good now my plan starts in 3...2...1... "Will the owner of a blue Chrysler please move it you are blocking a student in" A voice said over the speaker. "I'll be back don't move" He said walkingout. Emmett and I went to door. "I'll be back don't move" He said like the teac

her and I burst out laughing. "Where are we going? " I asked when he paused in the halls. "Above" He said in a ominous voice. "You going to kill me aren't you?"I accused only half joking. "Just be quiet and follow me ok?" He walked to a ventilation gate. With a small twist a pulled it off. "Ladies first" He looking down "Are you kidding you want us in the vents?" I gasped. "Yu that's the plan" Hesaid. " Well you should go first" I said "I don't know the way" "Fine" He climbed in . How? I'll never know . I climbed in after his. "What are we doing" I whispered after a few moments of crawling but I kept thinking We're in the Vent !THE VENTS... "We're just going to drop in on Jasper" He chuckled .This will not end well. Jasper POV: I kept sensing mischief from somewhere around here but I couldn't find where it was


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comeing from. I heard a softy bang from above"Ow..." "Shhh...Bella" "Do you think he heard us?" She asked "I don't know..." "Kay...my head hurts." "Shhh" My face of been scary because my neighbor shyed away from me I was beyond pissed. Whatever they where planning was not good Bella's POV: "Are we there yet" I was gettingextremely claustrophobic. "Yep just a few more-" The vents moaned violently."Oh god..." I whispered backing away slightly "I asure everything is going to be-" The vents gave out and he fell from it and into Jasper class room. "Emmett!"

I hissed. "HOLY FLYING CRAP" a girl yelled shooting up from her seat" EMMETT CULLEN JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING . ITS A SIGN THE END IS HERE!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!! RUN FOR YOUR FRIGGING LIVES!!!!" I couldn't move. Emmett stood up and dusted himself off. "So uh...teach are you gonna mark me tardy?" Every starred at him as if he had a third eye. "oh no..." I moaned softly. "WHY DID FALL FROM THEVENTILATION SYSTEM?!" The teacher yelled after a while of silence. "Well anyonecould walk through the door!" He said in a 'duh' tone. Jasper shook his head faintly. "Well look at that" Emmett said looking around" I'm in the wrong class room." And he walk - skipped- out. And leaving me .


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Emmett's Pov : It has been Three periods after the whole vent incident and Jasper refused to look at me. "I'm tell that wasn't funny?" I said when we were at the table. "What provoked you to do that?!" Alice screeched. "Jasper messed with Bella..." I said slowly. I was forgetting something very important. "How?" "You know I completely forgot" I asked. "Where's is Bella any way?" Rosalie asked. Weall looked up slowly. "...Oh....Crap....."

Chapter 10: Chapter 10 : Back And Forth

"Let me get this straight" Carlisle began for 10Th time this hour," You left Bella in the vent and went to lunch?" "No you have it all wrong" I sighed " We crawled in the vents , I fell and left then went class, then I went to lunch." "Is that any better?" He said , staring at me darkly. "Well I just wanted you to getmy facts straight" I muttered. "Ok " He pinched his nose bridge and began again"What were you doing in the vent?" "It was for a very legitimate purpose" I said"Humor me." "Uh..." I was getting out blanks " Jasper was being mean!" I yelledpointing at him. "Was not!" "Was to!" "No!" "Yes" Meanwhile....


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Ed POV: "Edward dear" Esme said again " I assure you she's fine, relax" "You can't calm him down" Rosalie snickered " His anxiety will work him into a early grave" Esme and I gave her a look. "What!" She asked " You walked right into that one!" I turned back around in my seat. "I miss Emmett." I heard her mutter. "I miss Bella" I said. "I miss Carlisle" Esme sighed. Suddenly the phone rang. Esme answered it and put it on speaker. "Doesn't anyone miss ME!!!!!" Alice screeched."We miss you Alice!" We all said flatly. "Make me believe it!" She ordered. "We

miss so much. You kept our hearts when we left!" "Much better....Ok bye-bye nowkeep missing me!!" The line dead. "Crazy bitch" Rosalie said, closing her eyes.Then phone rang and Esme pressed talk. "HEARD THAT!" "GOOD!!" "SHUT UP!" "NO YOU!!" "YOU FIRST!" "YOU!" "YOU" Meanwhile..... Bella's POV: "NU-UH!"


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"YA-HUH" "Boys quiet!!" Carlisle finally said. "But-" Emmett began. "Zip!" Carlisle said. "C' mon-" Jasper said "UH-uh!" "What about-" "Shh!" "This is crap!-" "Nope!" "Argh kill me now!!" I fell back to the couch. Meanwhile in the car... EPOV "Dwarf!" I heard Alice gasped. "...Bottle blond!!" Rosalie gasped and her hands flew to her hair. "Not true" She squealed "yeah sure!" "At least I didn't buyfrom the "sale" rack at pranda. Ha!" "Oh you take that back!!" "Make me!!" "...." "That's what I thought" Rosalie sat back smug. There was a loud crash from th

e line and it went dead. "What did she do?" She yelled. Without warning she dived out the window and raced home. Meanwhile back at the house...


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Bella POV: We just heard a loud crash from the garage and Alice came back smiling like she won the lotto or something. "What was that?" carlisle asked flatly ,rubbing his temples, exhausted. "Is was just trying to fix Rosalie's car and...the rench just slipped..." She said innocently. "Alice?" Emmett asked looking ather like she was crazy. "Hmmm?" "Do you like that outfit?" He asked " Yeah why?" She asked twirling. "Because there is a high chance you'll be buried in it." "Don't be silly!" She laughed lie a maniac "I think she's finally gone senile " I

whispered. Before anyone responded, Rosalie burst through the door, litteraly.Her breathing ragged and her face crazy. Ok this family is officially better then cable! " What did you do ?" She growled towering Alice. Alice simply looked upsmiling. "It....Slipped" She laughed. Rosalie's face went blank for a few seconds . She dashed upstairs with Alice hot on her heals. I heard arguing and a lotof ripping and screaming- Alice mostly. "Dad!!" They yelled in unison , runningdownstairs. "Tell your mother" he went to his office. They both sat down quietlyon the chair and waited for esme. Yeah Yeah Yeah Back In the Car.... Esme's POV"This not good , this is not good...!" I hummed to myself. From my pereperal vision I saw Edward's hand digging into the car door. "Edward, honey , sweetly" Ibegan as sweetly as I could" I may not have brought you into this world but if you break this door i'll surely take you out." "Sorry..." He muttered. He moved h

is hands and relaxed. We finally pulled into the familiar path to the house andEdward looked like he was about to jump out of his skin.


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"Am not!" he protested. Whatever , I thought I pulled into the garage froze. Rosalie's car was torn into 2 . "OK..." I said. I walked into the room and I was Bum rushed by Rosalie and Alice. "She broke my car!" "She ripped my clothes" "Caryou drive clothes?!" "Can you wear a car?!" "OK tell from the beginning what happened." I said Everyone began at once. "One at a time!" Emmett began" Well we atschool and Mike was feeling Bella up in the hall way and it was all Jaspers fault!" "Well at least I didn't climb into the ventaltion system for revenge , and

managed to fall through" Jasper said. "Well I got left in the for three whole periods." Bella added "Well you guys didn't miss me enough" Alice pouted. "You arealways there how could we miss you?" Rosalie murmured. "Funny Rose how about you drive your car?" She shot back. "OH go wear some clothes" Ok this was going nowhere! Suddenly the mood changed and all the anger was replaced with love. "OhI love you so much" Alice said sweetly. "You too!" Rosalie giggled. "I don't care if we thought you gay before you met Alice I still Love you Jasper!!" Emmett threw his hands around him. "You left Bella in the vents?" Edward said sweetly ,sending daggers at Emmett, "Where's the love - the compassion?" Emmett said backup .


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"Oh I'll show love and Compassion!" Edward chased Emmett right out of the house, and he strangled him with a big compassionate smile on his face.

A little quick one I thought of for ya'll :}

Chapter 11: Chapter 11 : Don't

A/N: This is a silly dialoge I thought for you guys , while trying to write somechapters for you guys. Believe me I AM TRYING. This probably not even funny butthis is proof that i'm trying.

"I'm Bored" Emmett complained. "Good" I said "You know Bella the world would bea better place with out you unneeded and cruel sarcassim" "Whoa somebody is Pmsing. . . " "Hey what that suppose to mean?" "Don't know" "That doesn't make sense" "Don't care" "Stop that" "Don't count on it" "I'm telling" "Don't bother" "Youfreaking me out" "Don't fret" "I'll Alway remember this" "Don't forget" "How can you keep doing that"


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"Don't pause" "I'm so bored" "Don't talk"

Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Yo Mama!

"That's Not true!" Emmett roared " I won!" "Apparently not" Jasper laughed jumping around t he room in victory. "You cheated!" "No You just suck!" "...Your Momma!" Jasper froze, And turned to him ,raising an eye- brow "My Mother How about y

ou mother, who is so stupid that she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund" "Are you starting a duel?" Emmett asked "Apparently" "Fine! Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map" Jasper shot back"Yo mama is sofat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!" "Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked herwhat she was doing she said moving." "Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bedwith her to see how long she slept." Emmett was silent for a moment "Yo mama soold that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', theyscream, 'Is she Dead yet!'" "Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom andnearly pissed her pants" "Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landedon target" Jasper said"You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turnedinto a submarine" Emmet said"Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when

she smiles!"


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"Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degreemurder." Jasper said "Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door" Emmett shot back. Emmett began singing loud"This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack" Jasper continued"I don'tmean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but thewhole damn bottle." Suddenly Esme walked in. And they said nervously "Hi, Mama..."

Bella! Lets Go to the park!! Emmett jumped. No I said flatly But whye I began well go then you and Jasper will go off somewhere, leaving me, I end uin some cage with and animal . Then well be on the 7:00 news. Edward will find out then rip your head off , then Ill puke when it gets reattached. Huh Emmett about that for while. Its either this or a bar Deal I said Immediately , werecap of what happened the last time. Many moons ago. Bella Im Bored Emmett whSo? Entertain me! He snapped his fingers Ok, Umm , A priest and a rabbi wabar Thats it! Emmett yelled What I didnt even say the funny part yetinish you joke later.Were to a bar! Yeahright I laughed No seriously. The like an early wedding gift for ya! I groaned Jasper stop dolls were going out!ett called Theyre not Dolls- Action figures He came down stairs Were are weasked A bar Wait! Jasper said We need to do something about her outfit

ddenly Alice walked through the door with hands on her hips She is Not going anywhere She said, I took a breathe to relax, Not until I get to pick out her out fit

hhhh---hh! I groaned out. Takes notes Bella thats what its going to song like wheyou and Eddie-ow Jasper! Emmett Rubbed his head. * * *

After Alice Sex-ified me, or as she calls it , of course Emmett made a joke aboutTHAT. She left before the others got suspicious about were she went.


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99 bottles of on the wall, 99 bottles on the wall take one down pass it around and now we gots Bella drunk! Emmett sang. Nice I rolled eyes Emmet pulled up at theorner. We got out. Lets party like its 1919!! WHOO Emmett ran in waving his handswhatever I sighed, walking * * *

The place was packed. I sat the bar while Emmett Got his grove on and Jasper tapedit. Are you thirsy Bella! Emmett asked Good! I was about to protest , while

g my mouth, when he dumped some liquid in my mouth. Ahhhh, fire water I choked. Sry here try this I gave me a glass of creamy liquid . It tasted good .I kept drink drink more and more of it.. Well That not my fault you like it Emmett said,ause I was glaring at him 20 minutes later. Emmetts POV Were playing rock paper siccors with Bella outside the club. I won. You know Bella slurred I understandt Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock

can beat Scissors, but theres no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immoooobile? If so, why can't paper do thisto scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a

rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". Thank you for the speech now isJasper? UGH Jasper groaned Aint no party like a Empath Party because an Emdont stop! Aint no party like a Empath Party because an Empath party dont stop!sper called on top of the counter. Nice Emmett chuckled Shut up! Jasper said ,ing his nose bridge This shit is bananas THIS SHIT IS BANANAA B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is , It certainly is BANANAS I laughed


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UH Jasper we should go I said My Name is not Jasper Anal retentive puppy fIt is Prince Blondie sparkly-feel feel Thats one time! I yelled And Imhead Mc. trip a lot! Ok who ever you are I rolled my eyes. Prince Blondie spaeel feel Bella said Use your witch magic to make him happy like us!!! Yeah!!iggled his fingers. If you can only feel the way I feel .OHHHHHHH!!!!! I felt Allbubbly inside Dreidel Dreidel...I made it out of clay. and when it's dry and ready, oh dreidel

I shall play. OH! . OH WAIT I'M NOT JEWISH.AHHHHH Im on fire or am I ?Hmmm Why are you here and reading this. What ?who? Are? where am I ? what number did you call ? Who is this? Goodbye !...Good thing that was just a figment of my imagination....or was it There something wrong with toilet! Jasper Called.Pissing in aphone both yeah well this couch is lumpy! Bella said.she was sitting on a hoboI smelt like that for a week ! Bella complained. Good times Good times Io finish my joke! OK go Ahead Ok A priest and A Rabbi walk into the bar.Thed order their drinks ,pay.and leave!!! she burst out laughing We stared with blank faces I leaned to Jasper and whispered Vampirism Better give a sense of humor


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