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Th* f'wirier's lady correspondent, underthe num. de plume of Natalie tells us thatthere has never been a time when high anddashing colors have been mote in vogue.For the promenade, for the parlor, or forevening toilette it is all the same. Thebrightest and the warmest tints, in velvets,satins ami silks, as well as in the moresubstantial fabrics, are eagerly sought for.No attention is paid to complexion, size, ortigure— Blonds flash up and down Broadwayarrayed in garnet or.ruby colored dresseswith sultan red trimmings, or else with a pro-fusion of bright yellow flowers, streamersand bow*. Brunettes wear Mexican blue*and mulberry purples, and seem U> thinkthem marvellously becoming; while the palequiet face, which needs warmth and color, ispretty sure to pitch upon Metternich green,or mauve, or whatever there may be in neu-tral tints thai, is worn. Large people
—not-
withstanding tj^fl well known fact that thetendency oflisrot colors is to make them ap-pear larger, willinsist upon wearing them.Tall and slender ladies array trt-tmseWe* in<tnpe»; and the short heavy figure, whichneeds quietness and repose, affects flounces,and & panier with no end ofstreamers, furb«>-locs and CHphoea.
i^ome of the present -styles are rather sur-prising, wbea c >nsidered in relation toclimate. We once heard a physician saythat the fashion of raising the waterfallsevery autumn which has always been done—
was a bud lain*tor the ladies, but good forthe faculty. The same may be said of thepresent style of wearing the shawl
—which is
laid in folds and fastened—
sometime* 11 lowdownas the waist, sometimes on th l&o lder,witb a clasp or an ornament— lack i: thegrace and picturesque beauty ofthe Bedouin,ithas neither comfort nor good sense to re-commend it.
Bonnets, too, or evening wear, are per-ceptibly smaller— in tact, the latest stylemeasure but little more than two inches inwidth; bouquets of dower?, of the richestand brightest colors, which are imported forthe purpose, cover the whole bonnet.
In regard to gay colors, there is a rumorthat there willbe a change later inthe seasonwhen the winter suits make their appearancethat rich cloths in warm but plainer tintswill take the lead, and will be consideredmuch more distingui.
—Prairie flies oat West make people flee
for their lives, but New Yorkers have to fleafor their lives in the street can and ferry-boat*.
—Victoriaclimbed one difficult mountaininSwitzerland.
—Cardinal Bonaparte is getting up >nArab Bible.—
Connecticut has a mammoth cave.
FASHION GOSSIP AND NEWS.
UfiTHrCCtfAPRI..MAMMOTHCAVE. KENTUCKY,
Tuesday. Sept. 25>, IS6B.Oremonv at 9}4 o'clock A.M.
Congratulation? received atthe Cave until II
I'lTllhA. M.: BK.H.IAUIN m. I>.»\KM'iißT.
Kllis Campbell.O „._ o
The bridegroom, in his far off Westernhome, and the bride, in her loved familycircle, now thought nor dreamed ofelse thanthe consummation of their subterrestrialalliance. They planned to meet with theirrespective suites at th« (.'ave on th« eventfulday specified. In accordance with this de-cision, only afew day* ago there whs a simul-taneous fluttering of hearts and i>ackinir ofSaratogas, etc., in Flopkinsviile. Ky., and inNebraska City. Nebraska, hundreds of milesapart, in one of the oldest and one of thenewest States; but the electric bond of loveannihilated alldistance and Men<le<]the twoscones. There might have been s«en at oneand the ssmn time two joyous and gay com-panies on thn eve of journeying, one fromthe bracing West and one from the rlowervSouth. Forward they speed, hearing «achfor the other
"glad tidings of great joy."TUX MKETINU.
Propitious stars guided the voyagers. With-out delay or accident they arrived almost to-gether, at Cave City on Tuesday moraine;.\u25a0 ft wmenough— «iach wilt)itnil throhbin* heart
Was closely beating 'gainst it.-- dearer part.
Reporter's pencil whs nev«r made to depictsuch a tableau as that which took place atthis meeting. Wo leave » t>*i?o blank, to befilled up by the reader's imagination. No-thing else is equal to the task. With thepromised wedding and tho present ki»s tocheer them on, the "soon to be one" hastenedto the CavoHotel, whare they were welcomedwithall the honors duo their proud station.
KOROOT S..MKTIMNH.In a crisis like this a bridegroom is allowed
to be slightly absent-minded. Mr. Daven-port took care to bring a clergyman all theway from Kansas as his body-guard, and dideverything else but one pursuant to the casematrimonial. Inhis extreme felicity he for-got to procure tho legal bri«f necessary tothe accomplishment of his hopes. Thisomission caused no little perplexity, and th*hour for tho nuptial service bad to ha post-poned. A trusty m«3S«n?er was despatchedto the Barren County Clerk and the nuntial document w»3 forthcoming at S o'clockin the afternoon.
INTH* CATS,
The arrival of the license quieted theanxiety of the belated couple, and at half-past fivethe bridalprocession took up the lineofmarch for th«» Gave. Under th* lead of"
Matt," the ancient colored guide, the com-pany were safe'y and exr^ditiously movedinto the Gothic Chapel. The audience con-sisted of the following named persons, andmany others whoso names have not been fur-nished as:
BRIDAL PARTY.
Mr. B. M. Davenport, Nebraska ''-..-.Groomsmen
—Mr. 'Otho Graves and Mr.J.
A. Young. Hopkinsville.Miss Ellen Campbell, Hopkinsville.
Bridesmaids— Miss Clarence Campbell andMiss Kate Gish, Hopkinsville.
mwu.Rev. J. B.Johnson. Nebraska City; Elder
Win.Davenport, Madison, Tnd.; L.S. Majorand wife, Chicago; J. M. Major an.l wife,Bloomington, 111.: G. P. Milter. Mrs. H. M.Miller, W. H. Pelton, Cincinnati; W. G.IAlexander, AUensville, Ky.;Mr. Meyer,
W. H. Cronk, New York; Mr. Cornell,1Chicago; Mr. A. Montandan, Wash-
The Event of the Season at
Mammoth Cave—
RomanticCeremony in the Oothic Chapel.
rruaiUrnLoniinilaJournal. Orloter M.Even in this grimly real ago of the world,
the bright aud airy spirit of romance livenand has its votaries, ready and eagur to dothe bidding of their patron genius. Manyand curious, too, are the practices of thes*same romancers; but, for the most part,they figure not in our Kood old matter-of-fact commonwealth. Still, th ex-ception to chronicle. And what dm thereader suppose it to b<v> Why, a nuptialcelebration in Mammoth Cave, and
"nothing
shorter." Itwas an interesting aa well aa anovel affair, and as it is our a*?rt**nbb» officeto tell the listening public of all noteworthyevent?, we willimpart this one in that round,unvarnished manner that so well becomeththe diurnal tattler.
TH« CONTRACTING PARTIKS.In a journalistic sense, all is well that be-
gins well. So we shall commence our narra-tiveat the beginning. The ending thereof isnot yet. The parties directly concernedin this bridal "extravagan/.t
'were Mr.
Benjamin M. Davenport, of NebraskaCity, Nebraska, and Miss Ellen Camp-bell, of Hopkinsville, Kentucky. Their an-tecedents hm such ad to bring their mar-riage within the "high life" order. Thebridegroom is the -on of Klder William Da-venport, who was born and reared in Chris-tian County, represented his district in theGeneral Assembly in 18'JT, and after a resi-dence of thirty-tivo ye:irs in the place of hisnativity, removed to Ma liso'i, Ind., wherehe still resides. His son Benjamin lirst sawthe light of,existence in Illinois, in Is:: (bythe way, the identical year in which l^ueenVictoria ascended the throne of England),and is therefore ju3t upon the meridian-lineof life, ami "highly marriageable."
We should have to guess at the age of thebride, and wo leave the quidnuncs to do like-wise—it willbo to them a toothsome prob-lem, lie graduated at Harvard UniversityinI,H*»2, standing wollinhis class, and is nowa successful practitioner in KansaaCitv Ther.nv
,l>tl/
,,ul hi mirn" 111. lUH
lovely and happy bride is a daughter ofProfessor J. C. Campbell, of the Hopkins-ville University, who is a graduate ofBethlehem College, Virginia. He id »nephew and his wife is a niece of AlexanderCampbell, the celebrated reformer andauthor of what is known in the religiousworld as "Campbellism," whose death only afew months ago i» still fresh in the memoryofall. His grand-niece possesses all th« out-ward and intellectual charms that make thefemale character adorable, and useful. Sheand her lifepartner inherited the pious sen-timent that rend red her father's name soconspicuous i>» sectarian annals. Itwillalso,we trust, vouchsafe to them a more congenialand happy union.
TDK ROMANTIC IDFA.Mr.Davenport and Miss Campbell were
under engagement for some time. Like truelover-, as they were, when their mutual vow*had been plighted, they awaited their "in-evitable hour" with hearts of blissful an-ticipation and fidelity. While the
"suit"
wa« pending, .Mr. Davenport emigratedto Kansas, and the "thoughts that breatheand words that burn," which erstdid their love-kindling function face toface with the kneelers at the holyshrine, had to be transmitted postally. Thateffectual an 1 not unfrequently flippant"
tongue of tho absent, "the pen, said a va-
riety of salient things while the affiancedwere undergoing the torture of separation.Inone of her bi'lets, about a y*>ar ago. MissCampbell archly proposed that the union becelebrated in the Gothic chipol of th« Mam-moth Cave. She was actuated in this desireby a natural fondness for the romantic, whichhad been signally gratified in a tripthroughthe picturesque labyrinths of the cave. Mr.Davenport viewed this a*a capital idea, andconcurred initwithout hesitation. Mr. D.'saccession some abashed the fairproposer,for she intended it more in jest than in ear-nest. Her next missive sou»ht to annul theagreement, but Mr. I), was incorrigible. Hewould not relent, and finally
"arguwi the
case" so astutely and irresistibly that MissC. was reconverted to her unique idea, anditwas carried out per stipulation.
PRELIMINARY MANTBUVRKS.Having fully settled upon the pilgrimage
to tbe Cave, and ".voting romance havinglapped their eU'l senses in her sweetesttrance," the arUanrees male their prepara-tions with all due quality and circumstance.Soon th« unsuspecting partial were in re-ceipt of tell-tale, snow whito mono?ram en-velopes, imparting the "old story" in themost elegant lithography, to wit
ington, D. C.;Mrs. H. P. HiSbler, MrsSallie Abbott, F. H. Abbott, Jr.. Pwif.,Ky.;Miss Musgrovo. Missouri; J. Lavson.K.Lavson, Saefbyville, Ky.;W. R. Proc-tor and wife, James P- >ctor. MammothCave; John B. Proctor, Mtrysville, Ky.: H.S. Stevenson, J. J. Roberto, J. T. Kobinton,Mammoth Cave; A. Chrappella, wife, andtwo daughters, C. Kohn, wife, and laughter.Mobile; Ad. Meyer and wife. New Orleans.
TUB iKKIMOHT.With the Aid of Bengal lights the Gothic-
Chapel was brilliantly illuminated, and pre-sented a sublime appearance. Atthe desig-nated moment the assembly was arrangedtor the raarria^n. The brideand bridegrooman.! their suites stood in front of the altar(which every one who has visited the Cavewill call to mind while the spectatorsformed a semi-circle before them, the minis-ter occupying the central place. Thusgrouped, amid the glare of artificial lightandin the stilly presence of the awful cavern,that little party beheld the mingling of twosouls with but a single thought. The ritewas performed by the Rev. J. B. Johnson,of tho Christian Church, Nebraska City, andwad in the beliefand dimple form authorby that denomination. In very few wordsfrom thoholy man
To love, to bus*, their blended goals war*given.And each, too happy, asked tobrighter heaven.Merrily,now, the nuptial crowd retraced
their steps. As they once more emergedinto the dazzling mty of tbe earth abt-v. ,and met the laughing sunbeams, their soulswere doubtless tilled with th • wish for theyoung wedded ones:
And may the stream of their maturing lifeForever tluw, inbliitafal sunliKht, through
A f.iiry scene with ..is,.. no beauty rife,Aa ever greeted tti-« enraptured view.
Tho happy couple and .\u25a0» number of theirfriends came down from the Cavo yesterday,lined at the Lousivillo Bold, nn«l took pas-
sage on the mailbout in the afternoon forMadison, Irui.. whence they willproceed toKansas City, their future borne.
LIABILITYOF A CORPORATION FOR THE DEATHOF AN EMPLOYE.
From the N. V. Ttmo, llrlotwr 1»«.Court or Appkau.— Before all th«
Judges. -Lucy A. Warner, Administratrix,etc., vi. The Uric Railway Company.— Thiswas an appeal from a judgment on the ver-dict of a jury in favor « tho plaintiff, fordamn/ for tho death of her husband, who,while in the employ of the defendants, waskilled by the falling, of a train, upon whichhe was engaged us Daj(K!ig»-master, throughthe eastern span of a rotten bridge, over theCotthocton River, at Piunteil Post, on the IthofMay, 18*15. Tbe bridge was built in the fallofIB*"k>, under the personal supervision otJm.Bishop, th« defendant imaster of bridge?,chiefly from Chemun< pine, but some of tbuposts wore el <>Mk The timber wm but \ »r-tialiy MMMI. and the bridge wa.< ija.iititin tbo wramer op early fall of lsj»«. 'hotendency >t pointing it, it not beiuir iboi-oug&ly seasoned, was claimed to bo to pro-mote dry rot I',fell because it was so rot-ten it wo d not su3Uin the train, and itw^claimed to bo proven that such was the in-herent tendency in the timber in such »structure '•> decay that the bridge could nothave reasonably been expected to ?tand so asto be safe longer than tiv« to eigbt yean.The d"ct»y wits dry rot. The case went tothe jury upon tho sole question whether theBoard of DtreOBMI of tr<w defendant in tneexercise o; such re*oonablo care, skill, anddiligence as might properly be required fromthem, ou^htnot tohave known that thebridgewas un*afe. That if such was the fact, andthey continued to maintain the bridge, or al-lowed itto be maintained in its unsafe con-dition, and thereby the accident occurred,the defendant was liable. Ifnot, the jurywere instructed that there should be a verdictfor the defendant. The appellants claimthat this charge was erroneous, and that thedirectors must be shown to have beennegligent in knowing personally the con-dition of the bridge, before the plaintiff couldbe entitled to recover. It wad argued thatdefendant wa- not liable, forth** reason thatdeceased wad its employe, and that there wasnot any evidence tending to show any omis-sion to perform any duty it owed to deceasedas its employe, or the commission of any neg-ligent act. that defendant was not liable forth<* negligence of" the fellow servant ot do-ceased. It was argued for respondent thatthe relation of master and servant involvescurtain relative obligations. The Servant, byentering into it,impliedly assumes the ordin-ary risks incident to the service in which heis engaged, among which hi the negligence ofother servants employed about the same gen-eral business. On the other band, the masteri mediately contracts that he will due careto hire other servants who are tit and com-petent f>>r the discharge of their respectiveduties in the common service; and that hewillalso use due care and precaution in pro-curing such machinery and other appliancesas shall be suitable in the prosecution ofthe business. The negligence of the di-rectors was negligence of the masterand not of employes. Tb*t there wasnegligence by the employ*), or master,or both, could not be disputed. The Direct-ors were claimed to have been negligent, be-cause ».n«>y had failed to discharge a duty de-volvingupon them, standing, as they did, inthe place of master. Itwas argued furtherthat it' the Directors ought to have knownthe condition of the bridge, or in otherwords, were in ignorance thereof, by reasonof a failure to eierciso a reasonable dili-gence in-^certain tho fact, the defendantis equally » • culpable as if the Directors h*<tactual notice of the unsoundnesn and failedto repair. The Court reserved its decision.John Gneson for appellant; Sherman SRogers for respondent.
HYMEN UNDERGROUND.
Inanswer to counsel's application JudgeDowling said: Iam .sorry you so advised thedefendant not to appear, after she was noti-fied to bo here. This Court never tries aperson who is absent. Ifthe judgment ofthe Court is to be pronounced who will itb«pronounced upon
—upon the counsel?
Counsel—This is a mere application for «n
adjournment.Judge Dowling
—We never grant an ap-
plication except the parties are present inCourt.
Counsel withdrew, probably, to send forhis client.
After a delay of half an hour defendant'scounsel again appeared in company with agentleman who said he was counsel for thecomplainant, and again requested an ad-journment, the opposite counsel consenting.Tbe Judge stated that it whs a case of thepeople vs. the defendant, and the complain-ant was, therefore, represented by the Dis-trict Attorney. He could not depart fromthe rules of tho Court, which required theparties to be present when notiliod to do so.
The gentleman who stated he representedMrs. Gill, said a few days might make adifference in the case, and he had no objec-tion to an adjournment.
The Judge would not alter his determina-tion, and both counsel left the Court Boontogether to hunt up their respective clients.
Counsel for the defendant, after a shortabsence in search of his client, again ap-peared incompany with the lady, and whenthe case was reached on the calendar counselon both sides, witb the fair parties to thelitigation, approached tho Judge's bench.Mrs. Mary Gill, who was tho victim of theassault, is a lady rather petite instature, butslightly inclined to embonpoint, and wasdressed ina rather rakish looking black vel-vet jockey hat, whitinh looking mantle anddark colored dress. She would not be select-ed from a crowd for her pnitninent beauty.
Tho defendant is rather a matrouly lookingwoman, and was apparelled in a rich broch<;shawl, dark black dress and bonnet. Shelooked somewhat embarrassed at appearingin a crowded Court Room, while her adver-sary showed a good deal more ofself \u25a0 posses-sion.
Counsel again applied for an adjournmentof the case. The plaintiff said she wouldrather havo the case tried at present, but atthe same time she had no opposition to anadjournment. The Judge, in compliancewith tbe application, adjourned tbe caseuntilTuesday next.
7'n thr Editor of lln 1/rm/d: Your reportinlast Friday's issue of the Herald, relativeto a disturbance between Mrs. Spinola andmyself, titStewart's, is false in man y partic-ulars and does injustice to myself. The factsof the case aro these: Incompany with alady friend Iwas at Stewart's making somepurchases, where we met Mrs. Spinola, who,withoutany provocation on my part, began toabuse me in a most shameful and unladylikemanner, saying,
"1am going to blind you,"
"Iwill disfiguro you for life." "Yes, I'llhillyou. to which1replied, "Allright,"when she rushed upon me and struck me onthe head withher parasol. Ithen called anofficer, who arrested her, and in his presenceshe said, "Iam a poor, desertea wif«."This is all that was said, as can be verifiedby other ladies who were present and wit-nessed the whole affair. IfMrs. Spinola is adeserted wile it isno fault of mine.
Mrs. M.Gill,IMWest Sixteenth street.
—The ladies have become their own pro-tectors—they have adopted the peliate forstreet wear.
—Troy professes to be a great city on ac-count of its stove manufactories. A gratecity is intended.
THE FEMALE FIGHT AT STEWART'S.Prom ii,.-N. v. lieiaM, i:. 1..1.-1 .'.« v
Mary Gill vs. Elvira N. Spinola.—
Imme-diately on Judge Dowling appearing on thebench yesterday, at nine o'clock-, counsel forthe defendant in this case applied for nn ad-journment on the plea of the absence of bisclient. This was a chargo made by tho com-plainant against the defondnnt lor an assaultcommitted OB her by striking her on theforehead with a parasol on the Ist of Oc-tober. The affray took place in the store olA T Sltnurui-t
PARIS FASHIONSTraustited from Le Folk-t fur tbe Tribune.
Many fall costumes are made of Scottishmaterial, a kind ofrather thick twilled tissueOno dress is composed of a skirt, just Louenough to touch the ground, and borderedbelow by a high flounce, while a long tunic,ornamented on each sidn with black taffetaor velvet stripes, covers the dreg. Atippetof the samu material, moro or less long, islooped up behind by several folds. Thetoilets for the endof the season, atthecountryor for travelling, aro also inado of Scotchcloth, and BBMUM the form of a paletot,with a large round tippet covering partof tho dress. Ibis stylo is very becom-ing, the tipp.-t being cut so aa to makelac >cam form a heart on the Back, and iUlowe.r part being surmounted by a fringecorresponding to the color of the Hootch ma-lerial. This costume may be worn over adress of black tatfetta, or even over toilots oflight color. Short dresses are constantlyworn, and much originality in their formsand choice of colors is displayed. The fol-lowing for instance, is a highly rocommond-able pattern for a lady offashion :Tho lowerskirt, ol a pale-red color, is trimmed witbsmall crape flounces of the same, shade; thelight-blue crape tunic is looped back en jxin-ier by knots of the same notarial, while thehsiat, made of pale red taffeta, is cut squareand trimmed witb small crape flounces. Amanlelet oflight-bluo crapo, bordered with afringe of feathers, makes the costume .com-plete. A round straw hat is hold up at tlieside by a large pale red rose, partly coveredby small bluo flowers hanging over it. Formorning costumes itis fashionable to wearunbleached linon during warm weather, butwoollen material, with wide stripes, takesthe place of tbe former when theweather is unfavorable. In this OatO,a cloth waist, corresponding in shadeto one of tho stripes of the skirt, isvery becoming, and generally worn withfacings, ornamented by small, bright-oolorodfancy buttons. A linen sailor collar, withstripes, a black or brown hat of Englishstraw, entirely covered by a long vail ofblueor brown cnipo, makes this costume com-plete. For afternoon dresses tb« preferenceis given to black or vari-colored grena-dine. Itis worn in the form of a tunic,making panier over foulard, or verytight-colored taffeta dn'sses, and tho smalllight-colored waist is cut square andvory low. For fall costumes unitoroJ and dark plush or cloth is employed,and the panier style more than ever used forthem, which shows that this willbe the fa-vorite stylo for the coming winter. The demi-tuilette costumes are generally composed ofaparticularly dressy kind of c:uhmoro, whichwill bo La great demand. For full dress,heavy material, with ornaments of plush,willprevail. Until the tallcostumes assumea more decided character, let us pay our at-tention to casino toilets, which aie tilway3the precursors ofthe regular evening toilets.Thus they wear tatTnta drosses of lightcolor, for instance, with a very liaht mus-linor gau/.e cloak over it,which reminds youponiewhat of tho summer fashions, it canhardly be called a cloak, for itis looped backen panicr s so as to show the olognnt iHlibta'kirt. The sashes hay« become consi-derably shorter, the flaps bciufj onlytwo-thirds their former length, and lookingmore like \u25a0 part of the dre?s thanlikeasa?h. On theotbor side those flips havelarge knots in the shape ofa f*n,or of shellsitt the tops. Ihave even seen ctoakt madetliuost entirely of guipure, over tatletatransparent*, with a sash and fUpp of gui-pure, which makes the costura^ look veryrich. Pink and blue have become favoritecolors of late, and even blue and green areworn together. The former style is known tobo Pomjmdour, while the latter is Scotch andvery much liked in fashionable circles. Ihave seen a toiletof that description wornbythe Marquise de X
—. Itwas a skirt of bluetaffetta puffed with green, which gavethe toilet the appearance of the fea-thers of some rare bird. The squarecut waist was trimmed with greentulle, the puffs being separated from eachother by small foliage of th« same color.Tho hond-dress a la £mcv XV,had » very?mall aigret of courouam, and the fan cor-responded with the color and *tylo of thecostume.
Arecent letter of the Key. Newman Hall,of England, to the New York Independent,contains the following:
In saying a few words to a most rough-looking but attentive crowd, 1referred to anincident which occurred to a temperancefriend of mine at a meeting held near Lon-don. One of the speakers had dwelt on reli-gious topics at some length. During thirtyyears' advocacy, Ihave never heard any ob-jections raised to the introduction ofreligionat temperance meeting*". But en this occa-sion a free-thinker who was present, "roseto order;" said he come to hear about tem-perance; and that, inhis opinion, the manwho invented gas had dono more to enlightenthe world than all the parsons. This causeda great row, in which tho cry prevailod,"
Turn him out My friend rose to remon-strate; entreated a fair hearing for the objec-tion, and restored order. Presently he washimself called up, and began his speech thus:"Mr.Chairman, I'm for free thought andfree speech; and yonder gentleman has aright to speak and think for himself as muchas Ihave. [Loud cheers from the friends ofthe objector. ] That gentleman says he con-siders tbe man who invented gas did more toenlighten the world than all the parsons.Well, ifthat is his opinion, he has a right tobold it and to mention it. But, whateverour different opinions, there isa time comingto us all which we call death, when mostmen are somewhat seriour, and like to getadvice and comfort respecting the world theyare going to. Now, when this season comesto our friend, Iwould recommend him tosend for the man." Boars of laughterand a tumult of clapping followed this sally,which was better than a sermon ;demonstra-tive without formal logic, and is not likelyto be forgotten. The impudent boys of theneighborhood where this occurred still, at asafe distance, shout to the man round thecorners of streets, "Send for the gas man!"
-^—Wheels, like men, are often tired, and
very frequently from akindred cause—round so much.
_
A SHORT BUT SHARP SERMON.
THE CHINESE EMBASSY IN ENGLAND.Fiom the Londoo Standard .Ditraalljorgaas bept-l'tb.
The Chinese Ambassadors have arrived.That event, which should have stirred thevery depths of our British curiosity, hassomehow or other failed to excite any par-ticular enthusiasm. Whether it is that oui
diplomatic relations with the Celestial Em-pire have ceased to bo ofam interesting char-acter—whether wo have had a surfeit of sen-sations of this sort, or from some cause lessrapidly explicable, we do not appear to begreatly moved by the news of the Chineseplenipotentiaries' arrival. Mr. Burlingame,with his polyglot train, bavo landed on ourshoroß with scarcely more eclat than wouldbo commanded by anew troupe ofJapanesejugglers. There \u25a0an evident indifference tnthe new arrivals, hardly to be explained bythe fact that they possess noaccomplishmentsinlegerdemain, that they present no skill jnbutterflies, and would probably be beaten intop-spinning by the youngest member of thelate Lyceum company.
In truth, we must regard this Embassy a.>ono of a most enigmatical character. Weknow tho Chinese to be grott adepts in theart of polite mistilication. We have hadgome experience of that peculiar mixture olnaive childishness and profound craft whiclicharacterizes their diplomacy, and wo con-fess to be fairly puzzled by this latest Chi-neso device. What, in the name of t/u- greatarchdragon, are these ambassadors? NVhatdo they represent, and whut is their businesshere? Never was tbore so paradoxical anKmbaHßJ in the annals ofdiplomacy. Inthe first place, the Plenipotontiary-in-chiolisnot a Chinaman, but a full-blooded Yan-kee, who only the other day held a positionprecisely tho inverse of his prosent one, be-ing an ambassador to China from the UnitedStates. Of the persptuut of the Embassy,tho first Secretary is an Irishman and thesecond a Frenchman. There is only oneriiul Chinaman in tho wbolo concern, orrather, to use the polite language of oco olour liberalcontemporaries, on4y one
"whose
illustrious line is free from every tint of bar-barism." The association of nationalities isho odd as almost to provoke a suspicion of thegenuineness ofthe wholeaffair. Ifwedidnotknow the Chinese to be incapable ofthis kindof humor we might suppose that they hadsent this collection of miscellaneous gentle-men by way of an elaborate burlesque of theforms of barbarian diplomacy. Mr.Anson Burlingame, Mr. John McLeary,liro-yn and M. Deschamps may be highly\u25a0atiaublo and worthy gentlemen, inspiredby a genuine faith that they are representingtho empire of China, and possessed ofa live-lyinterest inits affairs; but they willpardonus ifwo aro unablo to refrain from viewingthe comic side of their mission. They havedone Un-ir best to accommodate themselvesto the parts which they have to sustain. AFoe- Au-Chen, Chin-Chi-Ckoong-Jen-Pa-cheu, 80-Cboong-Au and De-Chan mayhave >i certain imposing ollbct which is un-deniable; and if wo did not know that theillustrious Foe, etc ,comes from Boston, thatHo, ate., hails from Belfast, and that De-Chan is simply pigeon-Chinese for Das-champs, we should be greatly struck attaut by the nomenclature of the new um-lusaadors.
As itis we cannot, help saying that wo arenot much impressed by tho Chinese charac-ter of this very remarkable Embassy. Whatis tho nature ofthe process by which the Em-peror of China approaches the Queen ofKnglanrl? A dexterous American politiciancomet over from the United States with anIri^h Secretary and a French assistant andctftiuu our attention as an ambassador fromChina. Lotitnot bo supposed that we in-tend for a Moment t« doubt the genuinenessot Mr. Anson Burlinpamo's mission. Butwhat ici- ho como about, and whydoes Chinatrc.it us in this queer masquerading fashion?Individually—we learn from the liberal jour-nal which fromiho firsthas been in an ecstasyat tbe arrival ofthese distinguished strangers—they
"unite nil the attractiveness of the
..how Chinaman to the dignity of tho diplo-matist." This may be all very well, butaa Mr.tiurlingarae could scarcely have come onlyto exhibit himself as an attractive Chinamanor a dignified diplomatist we aro still forcedto inquire what is the special object of hismission. Was itonly to deliver tbe compli-ments ofthe Emperor of China to the Britishpeople? The Chinese are too old in polite-ness to send a company of strangers on sucha mission; nor can Chih-U-Kang, the asso-ciate Minister, weighing, as we are told withimpressive particularity, only one hundredand thirty pounds, be accepted as givingad uoChinese flavor to the expedition. What im-portant matter of international relationshipcan there bo between China and England tojustify such an embassy? The present stateof our relation* with China aro of thesimplest character. Tho Chinese Govern-ment have mndo several treaties with ut,none of which they have faithfully observed.Wo aro their creditors in respect of numer-ous services performed by us in their be-half, and of solemn obligations by themsystematically nogloctod. They ba^e agreedto certain terms of amity and intercoursewhich they have deliberately violated. Onour side we have carried forbearanceand generosity to the utmost limits. Wehave refrained from pressing our treatyclaims upon the Chinese Government, out ofa magnanimous solicitude for thoir weaknessand their prejudices. We have allowedthem to take us at every possible advantage,to exact from us the strictest obedience totho letter of our engagements, whilo they,on their part, havo never attempted to carryout some of the most important clauses oftho treaty, clauses tending to tho extensionof amicable relations between Englandand China and to the cultivation of mutualgood willand of peace.
There is only one intelligible object in anyChinese mission to England, and that is toexplain and to excuse the non-fulfilment oftbe obligations entered inte by Chinatowards England. Is this what Mr.Bur-lingame has come about? If so, he maycalculate upon a fair and patient hearing,and upon ail the honor due to such an Am-bassador. We may have our opinion as tothe judgment of the Chinese in the matter ofPlenipotentiaries but that is rather theirconcern than ours. Allwo have to care ofis that wo are not being imposed upon by avery common and familiar trick of Chinesodiplomacy— that we are dealing with realrepresentatives ofChina, and not with anyforeign mediator) between us and the Chi-neso.
—A ludicrous affair came off in Detroit,some few evenings since. There was alarge colored party, which was to dine inagymnasium. The table was all prepared,and the guests ready to sit down, when anambitious darkey, weighing about two hun-dred pounds, thought he would edify thecompany by an exhibition on the flying tra-peze; but when over the centre of the Üblehe fell upon it with r. crash that upset andscattered the whole concern. The FrtePrr**says: His posterior parts crashed into thegorgeous glass centre-piece, breaking it intosmithereenii, one foot kicked a turkey intothe crowd, the other landed a pie into thelap of an ebony damsel; tbe head of thefallen body bounced into a dish ofice cream,while the frantic hands and arms did des-perate work with dishes and eatablesall around. A frantic shriek of dis-may rent the air; imprecations, cries andlaughter followed, and an indescribablescene of confusion tilled the hall. "Get outo'dat grub, you cullud cuss!" yelled thewaiter. "Oh, Lord!"shrieked Dinah, "dedinnus's dun gone spiled, fo' shu;" and athousand other lamentations and ejacula-tions were heard in intermingled confusion.Atlast the overpowering ludicrousness ofthe situation burst upon the party; they for-got their losses and tbe scene around them,and burst into the wildest guffaws of boist-erous laughter. Pen or pencil could not dojustice to the scene. Itcould only be appre-ciated by an eye-witness.
—No Thorough-fare—
at some of the res-taurants.
From the Unbu.|u« Tim-».September, 2-in.
A fearful tragedy, one that may wellcausethe blood tocurdle in tho veins and tillthesoul ofany sensitive mortal withhorror, wasenacted at the Planter's House, corner ofBlutfand Third streets. The motives whichprompted to the commission of the act arj
still involved in my.Uery, but of the resultenough i» known to stamp it as a tragedywhich, for the credit of humanity we arehappy to say, is not often witnessed— that ofa husband and wife quietly resolving to endtheir lives together by suicide.
The parties to the tragedy arrived in thiscity by boat, and took quarters at the Flant-ers' House, where they registered their namesas George Baker and lady, of Madison, Wis-consin. Both were well dressed and apparent-lyused to moving in tho best society. Thepair were assigned to room 19, and remainedmuch of the time inquiet and seclusion, buthothing unusual was noticed in their conver-sation or demeanor. At•* o'clock yesterday,as Thos. Hardie and another gentleman werepassing by the hotel, they noticed a manwho came out on the outside stairway, andstart to come down street. He had got downabout half way when he missed his footing,and fell head foremost, striking the pave-ment below with much force. On raisinghim up, a bottle whs found in his left hand,crushed to atoms, while his wrist was cut se-verely by the broken glass. He was re-moved to his room, where his wife was foundin stiong convulsions. Regaining conscious-ness, the man stated, to the amazement ofallthose present, that ho and his wifehad takenlaudanum with the deliberate intontion ofcommitting suicide, ami ending theirtroubles together. Of the motives which*impelled them to the deod he gave no ex-planation. Ho ?aid that he and bis wife werein the room together; that she took the lau-danum (ono ounce) brat, and he followed,but fearing that there was not enough of thepoison to killhim he started out to procuresome more, when aa met with the accidentwe have mentioned. When the stat« olaffairs becamo known the beH medical talentin the city was summoned, and all that hu-manity, skill ami science could suggest wasdone for the relief of the sufferers. The manwas soon relieved, but the deadly poison hadgot too deeply Mated in the system of thewoman to be eradicated, and she died about
'.•A o'clock last evoning. The husband is nowconfined in the County Jail.
Amemorandum book found in the roomcontains a few entries ina female handwrit-ing, the majority of which are couched inambiguous terms, and atford but little ex-planation. One of these states that the wo-man was married to Georgo A. Baker, Oc-tober Ist, 18t>8. From this it seems that tbeparties were not married, but soon expectedto be. Another is to the effect that: "If1do not marry youIshall not marry any oneelse; but willseek happiness in another anda better world
—or a worse one." On the
table was an open Bible, with a pencil markat the lOth verse, 'Alchapter of Isaiah, whichpassage tho woman had evidently been pe-rusing before tbe commission of the act. Thebook bears evidence of having been freelyused, and it would xeem that the unfortunatewoman was probably a member of somechurch.
A HUSBAND AND WIFE SEEK DEATH TOGETHERBY TAKING LAUDANUM.
AN IRISHMAN'S VIEW OF THE BOND QUESTION.The Decatur (Illinois) Gazette reports the
following conversation that occurred be-tween a prominent Democrat and an Irish-man of that city, recently. Forconvenience,it designates the persons as Jack and Fat:
Jack —"How do you like the Democratic-
platform?"I*iit—
"Ican't understand it; would ye be
after explaining itto me -all about the bond
question?' 1
Jack—
"Oh, yes, withpleasure. You seethe rich men own all tho bonds, and the poormen have to pay for tho bonds
"Pat— "The devil,ye cay; is that the way?"Jack— "Yes; and now the Democratic
party propose to pay or!" the bonds withgreenbacks, and thus everybody will betreated equally."
l'at—"Is that our platform?"
Jack—"
Not in so many words—
but that iswhat itmeans; and now, Pat, Iwant you todo all you can for our party— bring the boysout to all the meotings, and
—"Pair-
**Hould on, .lack; will yor paying
tho bonds, tl" in greenbacks make the poorman as rich n*the bondholder?' 1
Jack—"
Not exactly; tho bondholder willhave his greenbacks whoro we can taxthem."
Fat—" Then there will bo all greenbacksand money will be plenty, and we'll gitgould for our greenbacks, if we elect Sey-mour?"
Jack— "Not exactly; there is not goldenough in the country."
Fat—
"Thin wo are not to have goukl atall. How in the divilareyo going to pay oil'the greenbacks?''
Jack—" A part of it will bo paid orr" bytaxation, the money we take from the peo-ple for revenue and stamps, etc., and as thegreenbacks get worn by constant handlingwe. willprint new ones."
Fat—"lsee; you propose to take thedebt now carried by the rich bondholderand divide it among the people, rich amipoor alike, by forcing the bondholder tospend hid money for property."
Jack—"
Exactly. You aro learning fast,and you see
—"Fat
—"Hould on—an idee strikes me. If
the Government debt is all in greenbacks,and thim in circulation, how many cords of'em willit take to buy a cord of wood?'
Jack— "lcannot exactly aay what tlieywould bo worth—thit will regulate itself.But, by-the-by, Fat, could you pay me thatlittle note you owo me? Itwas due yester-day, and [need the money very much."
Fat—"Yes, Iknow the note is due, andI'llpay you according to the Dimmecraticplatform."
Jack —"What do you moan?"
Pat—"lmane I'll give you a fresh notefor the one you have."
Jack—
"There's nothing about givingfresh notes inthe Democratic platform."
Fat—"
Vis, ye said *o pay the bonds offingreenbacks, and both of them are prom-ises to pay of the same Government. Ye'sgive one promise to pay another ono, »ndI'llgive you a frosh promise to pay for theone you have now. The note you have nowsay? ten percent, interest; the new one willsay without interest, and no time set for ivpayment.
"
Jack—
"Batthis is an individual matter,and the other is a G<_>*er;iment matter. Youhonpstly owe run, and promised to pay meyesterday. Your proposition is to cheat meout of my money."
Fftt—"An' it's chatin' ye out of yourmoney, is it? An' haven't las good a rightto chate ye as the Government has to chateihe widders an' orphans whose money is allin Government bonds? I'llpay ye on theDimmecratic platform!"
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IS («lu«rBla street Hits ratirurßla Itulldlnv.
SAN FRANCISCO*
Sunday, Oct 25th, 1868
Veil,Captain, Ispeaks from hoxparionc—from hexparience, sir—yen Itells you, a» n
solemn fact, that there ain't no mortal thingm 'arlh 'atfto iijimnabl« delightful as going
p, tfeoUac yourself all coy.v :in' com-f>rl:ibl»< from the bpeerels you've boOB adriuking, and a havnkin« in the BMroiogvith a cussed 'edache, and with a bin BOOMa stMtining over you vith a belaying pin inhis arid, a explaining to you hall the car-< uiuslaii •»v as to <w you shipp<-«l, anj abiafomiag <>f you of the doolies you' vo nowurot to |.i'rform. Veil, sir, 1 vos a goodbit kn .eked about by tun warious purtie?
on bo.ird that same craft; bo yon linomorning, thinking as 'owIcouldn't possiblyget into a vorf«r berth, and having the hop-portunity so fur to do, I gives 'em Rmblip, and gets on board an Americanvail'T. Rayther a startlin' Iiincidenthoccurred to me at that 'oro time. Avale 'aviv DOM 8008 by the man at thu lookout, three boats were 'mediatelylowered into the valor, an' the menvos all told holf into 'em. The Cap-tain himself vent in one on 'em b>ats,leaving the lest mate incharge oftho ship. 1vns in yon on 'em myself, apulling an hoer.A* v.' got nearer to the vale ye hobserved'or liftingup her tail hall right as ,-he took» duck into tho sea, so ye knoweJ as'ow she vos of• sort as vos veil vorth hav-ing. The boats hall separated each fromtho t'other, and ye MM hall ht«agerlya vatching the vater, for v« knowodshe'd come up again to the surface soon.Vili'vo M hall a straining our dual an'looking hout for the tirst hindications ofher vereabouts. yon o' the chap* {fives atarrifc 'o>vl, an' directly uiar'ardi 1 findsmy6^lfa travelling upards through the hairlike a cricket hall. The vale, sir, bad comoup ri«;htunderneath us, and the boat voscom-pletely stove in. Many of tho men vero tijat
Mtunued by the blow, sir, that th«^y v«ntdown never to bappear no more. Yon <>f theboats pulled off to our rescue, vile t o'.hrrfuller' up tin- vale. 'I•\u25a0''>' soon crawlodclobp t<> her stern, and the harpoon v«»s got'andy. The Captain 'imsolf flurifrit,an' vitha mighty korrect aim, too, for it '&<l>lor;t nosooner struck her than down she. vmit aginright underneath, Hal Lord, sir! avay ventthat little vale-boat a gpinnin' arter her,gun'ales under, towed along by the linevit«ri vo* attached to the 'arpoon. Aquarter of :t hour afterwards the rosehup agin to the surliee, an' then "theCurry," as ye calls it, began. The valehad
*boaa blooding profusely hall the
'ole limn in 'er hintern&ls; but, sir,she meant to keek hup a bit of a dust, thedid, in the vater, afore she keeked thobacket. Good God! sir, 'ow she did lashLhevatei intoa foam with her tail,all the tioie& blowing hout her blood like red srnoko Itvos a grand eight truK Ishould think therage of them MOJE bulls at a Spanish bull-fight vern't nothing to the fury of a dyingv.*!e. Veil, sir, itvos soon hall ovor, andche turned herself bottom uppard<, and nowye vere just thinking about towing her beegcarkaee halongside of the ship yen r«hobserved a 'ow the ship had clean BOMaway. She was no vere to be scon. Greatvos th« consternation of the Captain, to
be fcure, nil' wery much wexe.d ho vo- tofind itso; 'owsomever, he-knowed itvos thetirst mate's doing, concerning whom ho hadafore had some suspectings, an' so ho guessedas 'ow it vHrn't of no use votovor to vailfor her. lie dewidod the, prowisions bo-tween the boats, and Ml out Urn valestongue, which is •jOOOBi good eating, fcir,an 1 ho tells us to get sail for th« nearestpint of land, vi<;, 'appened to be for theClarence lliver on the llorsetrnlian coast,and vich vos two hundred miles hon", in anorvesterly direction. Veall prayed lor fairvother, but, fir, who ever 'ear<l of things'appening as ye vont 'em? Venever you seethe passengers a packing hup at bond of along vigo, you may ho sure a foul vind villspring up an' keep 'em out of port for a veokor ten days. The elements his spiteful, sir,vich no yon can't deny. And so afore worrylong ve 'ad a reg lar gale a sweeping rightdown upon us; Juck'y it came from abaft,and helped us along a beet. The boatin vich Isat vos steered by a young chapas vosn't accustomed to Ike 'aodlißg of asteei hoer, but it being as 'ow he vos herthird mate, ye letted him 'aye his vay.Home of the old uns growled at 'im afew; and as ittamed h«ut, thoy vos in therights ofit, for he shortly artorwardg lot herbroach-to in the trough of a soa, anda spray caught 'er and turned her cleanover. Hin a moment ye v<»s hall a swim-ming about, some holding on to her keelson,an' some v«ro holf to the tother boat, vicb,seeing our dissarster, 'ad turned 'er 'ed roundtc help us. There vos yon Canaka chap, haHandvich Islander, whoso name vos Jupi-ter; he caughted 'old of the compars yen
she capsized, and I seed him aswimming hoffto the Captain's boat, 'old ingthe compass in his left 'and. The Captain hevouldn't let him, or any of'mm got in 'is boat,being afeared lost so many on
'em hall a trying
for to get in together, with the heavy seas on,would capsize him too. So ho tolls 'em theymust just back agin, an' try toright theirhown boat. So they svims back, hall
—'cepting
old Jupiter, who begin < a cussing an' aswearing awful at the Cap'n, an' then axesMm for the course to the Clarence River,vich th« Cap'n gives 'im
—"Nor- vest and by
vest-half-vest," says he. Veil, Fir, ye alltrye* hard for to right the boat, an' thoCap he tells us 'ow to do it, an' in hnrf*\u25a0 n J,,iiir'i. \u2666 iinn \'i* I*ltr\tilu\ '/ir art' *\it.n Ian nour b lime v« nguieu er, hh tmmm
got inher fust— forIwas but a buoy—
tnbalnor doul. D'nin anomer geis in, ax ye not
'er of'er vorter, an' then another, till vc'reall in er again. Vo finds her hours, an'har m«al an' anile lullurn c«n't tan nuthinv\u25a0srMMin sans, urn we can itm noming
of the cnmp&'f, nor of 'ole Jupiter; so vcresoom'd ourcourse inlhevakeoftheCapn'pb<»at. Arter Rome time Iboard tho Cap'na hollerin' outfor'ard to get tho small 'ar-
H.ndy, "for," phvs be, "there's a bongH right a '*«!:" bid ah he 008881 up,
he *ees a* 'ow it varnt no porpoise at all—
I'Ut v.<uld y<»u believeit, air?—
itvos old Jupi-ter'iuiflfnsteering his course quito OOtTBOfriiketjthe OmvoßOl Kiver, with the compassin his left 'and, hand oaaspooadly enough hevoe a doing it Tie ckipper axed im rot Imwas a doing there; an he turned hi* BSBJ'ed round as bml hs pickled sauniarj. an' re-plied. ''Niver yer mind, y«r old thief. Sothe Cfcp'n he sails past'im; but when oldJn. sees the t'other b<ral a follerin' h« hails'< r aud gets in. The next day ye vor takenon to Sydney in a cutter as v« tell in vitli.
A SAILOR'S YARN
—"Jenny," said a landlady to her help,"was there any fire in the kitchen last night
while you were sitting vp 7' " Yes, ma'am,"
answered Jenny, "there was a ppark therewhen Iwent down and Isoon fanned it intoa fltniie.
'The landlady looked suspiciously
at Jenny, but the innocent girl went onscrubbing and Bumming
"Katy Darlint.
'—Chrie. O'Connor offers to match Melvin
Poster against any many in tho world, at theAmerican game of billiards, for any surafrom $1,000 to$2,500 a side. The game to beplayed in New York, thirty days from thedate of the challenge.
—Madame Sand is going to sue a Frenchpaper for libel. She has ground for com-nlaint.
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