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    When inDoubt, Kiss

    the Fish And Other

    ExtremelyWise

    Advice

    by John Kremerand Friends

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    People will accept your ideas much morereadily if you tell them Benjamin Franklinsaid it first. David H. Comins

    When in dou t! "uote Franklin. anonymous

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    A 5he e#innin# of wisdom is found indou tin#; y dou tin# we come to the

    "uestion! and y seekin# we may comeupon the truth. Pierre * elard! priest

    +f you had any dou t a out that! s what words are for!aren>t they?

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    When in dou t! kiss the fish. (onathan*dolph

    He who elieves is stron#; he who dou ts isweak. 0tron# convictions precede #reatactions. t leave anyof yourself safely on shore. Have the nerveto #o into une3plored territory. *lan *lda!actor

    When in dou t! don>t.

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    When in dou t! act like a #orilla. *ntoine!director character in Early Edition 5@ show

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    When in dou t! make like Donald 5rump. (ennifer *rmstron#! Entertainment Weekly

    +f you dou t yourself! wear somethin# else. *ussieBum ma#a2ine advertisement

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    B+f a man will e#in with certainties! he shallend in dou ts; ut if he will e content to

    e#in with dou ts he shall end in certainties. Francis Bacon! philosopher

    Who never dou ted! never half elieved.Where dou t is! there truth isit is her

    shadow. Philip (ames Bailey! poet

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    When in dou t! you can always consult. Ayan Bakken! journalist

    Weary the path that does not challen#e.Dou t is an incentive to truth and patientin"uiry leadeth the way. Hosea Ballou!preacher

    +n necessary thin#s! unity; in dou tfulthin#s! li erty; in all thin#s! charity. Aichard Ba3ter! Puritan

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    When in dou t! leave it at home. /ichaelBecraft

    When you re up to your nose in shit! keepyour mouth shut. (ack Beaure#ard!character in My Name Is Nobody movie

    When in dou t! peel out. *le3 Bla##!lo##er! Blo## Blo##

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    +f the 0un and /oon should ever dou t!they d immediately #o out. William Blake!poet and artist

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    When in dou t! wear red. Bill Blass!fashion desi#ner

    uidelines for ureaucrats9 , When inchar#e! ponder. % When in trou le!

    dele#ate. When in dou t! mum le. (ames H. Boren

    Dou t whom you will! ut never yourself. Christine Bovee

    When in dou t! lau#h at yourself. 0oniaBra#a! actress

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    + have a rule that has served me well in life.When in dou t! do nothin#. +f you>re notsure! don>t uy it! don>t comment! don>tcommit. 0it ti#ht. 5empe Brennan!forensic anthropolo#ist in )athy Aeich>s De aDead

    Aemem er! when in dou t! you should neverdo what you truly want to do. 6athan

    Bronfman! character in !"man Nat"re movie

    When in dou t! cut to the skyline. (amieBuchman! character in Mad Abo"t #o" 5@show Ereadin# a fortune cookie

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    5here is nothin# more dreadful than theha it of dou t. Dou t separates people. +t isa poison that disinte#rates friendships and

    reaks up pleasant relations. +t is a thornthat irritates and hurts; it is a sword thatkills. Buddha! founder of Buddhism

    6ever despair! ut if you do! work on indespair. =dmund Burke! British statesman

    When in dou t! D1 somethin#. +f it turns outto e wron#! correct it. But you will never

    know until you do it. +van Burnell! author

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    CWhen in dou t! end with a "uote. /ichaelCader! ook producer

    When all else fails! read the instructions. Cahn>s *3iom

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    When in dou t! my dears! take an e3tremecase.

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    When in dou t! have two #uys come throu#hthe door with #uns. Aaymond Chandler!detective novelist

    When in dou t! su##est that asu committee e appointed. HarryChapman

    Whenever you have dou ts a outsomethin#! communicate 5alk! talk! talkuntil the pro lem resolves. When you feelstress! disa#reement or resistance etweenyou and someone near you! the wron# thin#to do is i#nore the pro lem. +nstead! startcommunicatin#. /ike Chatelain! author!

    5ipsFor0uccess.or#

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    +f you listen! one day you mi#ht e heard.*nd when in dou t! use the smell test. /aurice Chave2! character in %rand The&t

    A"to (i)e *ity video #ame

    5he men who really elieve in themselvesare all in lunatic asylums. il ert )eithChesterton! novelist! +rthodoxy

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    reat dou ts! deep wisdom. 0mall dou ts!little wisdom. Chinese prover

    When in dou t! uy your man a cordlessdrill. +t does not matter if he already hasone. + have a friend who owns ,4 and he hasyet to complain. *s a man! you can neverhave too many cordless drills. 6o one knowswhy. Christmas ift +deas for /en

    6early all societies have the instinct is tolock up any ody who is truly free. First!society e#ins y tryin# to eat you up. +f

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    this fails! they try to poison you. +f this failstoo! they finish y loadin# honors on yourhead. Winston Churchill! British primeminister

    By dou tin# we come to truth. Cicero!philosopher and orator

    He who elieves is stron#; he who dou ts isweak. 0tron# convictions precede #reatactions. (. F. Clarke

    When in dou t! lie your head off. Brian

    Clou#hley! journalist! *o"nterP"n)h

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    +f all else fails! issue an ultimatum. married hus and with child! *old $eet 5@show

    When in dou t! just say! GBut how do youfeel a out that? 5ess Coleman! characterin $reaky $riday movie

    Dou t is the vesti ule which all must passefore they can enter the temple of wisdom.

    When we are in dou t and pu22le out thetruth y our own e3ertions! we have #ainedsomethin# that will stay y us and will serveus a#ain. But if to avoid the trou le of thesearch we avail ourselves of the superiorinformation of a friend! such knowled#e willnot remain with us; we have not ou#ht! ut

    orrowed it. Charles Cale Colton! author

    When you have nothin# to say! say nothin#. Charles Cale Colton! author

    When in dou t! delete it. Philip Cos y

    When in dou t! check him out. (osephCulli#an! ook title

    When in dou t! slin# effort at it. eor#e

    W. Cummin#s! 0r.

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    When in dou t! mull. /ario Cuomo!#overnor

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    (ust think of the tra#edy of teachin# childrennot to dou t. Clarence Darrow! attorney

    When in dou t! make no chan#e at all. Phil Davis! president! 5un#sten BrilliantBrand /arketin#

    +f you would e a real seeker after truth! it isnecessary that at least once in your life you

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    dou t! as far as possi le! all thin#s. AeneDescartes! philosopher

    5he first precept was never to accept a thin#as true until + knew it as such without asin#le dou t. Aene Descartes

    When in dou t! find another sponsor. Whenin trou le! hire a wran#ler. Because there snever enou#h time. *nd there never will e. Hilary De @ries! entertainment journalist!The %i&t Bag *hroni)les

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    When you don>t know what to do! walk fastand look worried. Dilbert's La,s o& Work

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    When in dou t! do as the Aomans do. Hu#h D. Dillehay

    When in dou t! #ive a ook. Dis)o"ntPortland %"ide

    When in dou t! try the nearest ad #uy. (immy Di3! character in The Last Boy -)o"tmovie

    +n my ook! if you fail at donuts! you ve

    failed at life. donut mana#er! character inMadonna Inno)en)e Lost 5@ movie

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    When in dou t! + ve found retracin# yoursteps a wise place to e#in. *l usDum ledore! character in !arry Potter andthe Prisoner o& A.kaban movie

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    E+f in dou t! farm it out. The E)onomistma#a2ine headline

    5wo people only hurt each other if theydou t the love they have for one another. 5om =dison! character in Dog/ille movie

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    Aeal love is more than a physical feelin#. +fthere>s even the sli#htest dou t in your heada out a #uy! then for#et a out it. +t>s notreal. =than =m ry

    Finish each day and e done with it. Iouhave done what you could. 0ome lundersand a surdities no dou t crept in! for#etthem as soon as you can. 5omorrow is a new

    day! you shall e#in it well and serenely. Aalph Waldo =merson! essayist

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    When in dou t! ask your tailor. Es0"irema#a2ine s 5he 6ew

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    F 5here is no harm in dou t and skepticism!for it is throu#h these that new discoveries

    are made. Aichard Feynman! physicist

    What every computer consultant needs toknow9 , +n case of dou t! make it soundconvincin#. % Do not elieve in miracles.Aely on them. Fina#le>s Aules

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    When in dou t! don t pitch it out. foot alloption rule

    +f you don>t know what to do with many ofthe papers piled on your desk! stick a do2encollea#ues> initials on >em! and pass themalon#. When in dou t! route. /alcolmFor es! ma#a2ine pu lisher

    When in dou t! duck. /alcolm For es!ma#a2ine pu lisher

    When in dou t! make a western. (ohnFord! movie director

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    When in dou t! medicate. Dr. +anFrechette! character in *"2id 5@ show

    When in dou t! destroy. =ven if you #o downwith your captive. (. =. Freedman! Abo/ethe La,

    When in dou t! #allop prover of theFrench Forei#n

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    When in dou t! just include those fourletters we all loveto see in printFA==. *l ert Fried8Cassorla

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    When in dou t! don t think too much. Closeyour eyes! play! and have fun. Dave

    a#e! author! Harmonica

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    When in dou t! lick your lips. Dave a#e!author! Harmonica

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    When in dou t! apply oo2e.

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    When in dou t! peddle disinformation. Dave old er#! foot all writer

    When in dou t! #o defense. Daveold er#! foot all writer

    * mind trou led y dou t cannot focus onthe course to victory. *rthur olden!novelist! Memoirs o& a %eisha

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    +t is a #reat thin# to know e3actly what to doin an emer#ency. When in dou t whether toattack or retreat! + never hesitate a moment.+ toss a copper. ordon ran#er! #eneral

    When in dou t! do more homework. *ndyreen

    When in dou t! trust your instincts. *ndyreen

    When in dou t! #o with the little voice inyour head. *ndy reen

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    When in dou t! ask what your mom woulddo. *ndy reen

    When in dou t! ask what would a horse do inthis situation. *ndy reen

    When in dou t! ask what would * rahamtil thou canst dou t no more...dou tis thou#ht and thou#ht is life. 0ystems whichend dou t are devices for dru##in# thou#ht. *l ert uerard

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    When in dou t! press a lot of uttons. yro! the scientist E Donald D")k show

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    When in dou t! make a fool of yourself.

    5here is a microscopically thin line etweenein# rilliantly creative and actin# like themost #i#antic idiot on earth. 0o what thehell! leap. Cynthia Heimel

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    When in dou t! punt. (ohn Heisman!foot all coach

    When in dou t! don t. (im Hendrickson!mer#ers and ac"uisitions

    When in dou t! eat parsley. (ulia Hidy!author

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    Wise men! when in dou t whether to speakor to keep "uiet! #ive themselves the enefitof the dou t! and remain silent. 6apoleonHill! motivational author

    When in dou t! you #uess 6ew (ersey. ary Ho son! character in Early Edition 5@

    show

    When facin# a difficult task! act as thou#hit>s impossi le to fail. When #oin# after/o y Dick! take alon# the tartar sauce

    (oel Hod#son! host! Mystery -)ien)e Theater4555 5@ show

    1ur achievements speak for themselves.What we have to keep track of are our

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    failures! discoura#ements and dou ts. Wetend to for#et the past difficulties! the manyfalse starts! and the painful #ropin#. We seeour past achievements as the end results ofa clean forward thrust! and our presentdifficulties as si#ns of decline and decay. =ric Hoffer! psycholo#ist

    When in dou t! do it. 1liver Wendell

    Holmes (r.! author

    5o have dou ted one>s own first principles isthe mark of a civili2ed man. 1liverWendell Holmes (r.! author

    When all other contin#encies fail! whateverremains however impro a le must e thetruth. 0herlock Holmes! character in-herlo)k !olmes and the *ase o& the -ilk-to)king 5@ movie

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    When in dou t! don>t open other people>smail Pat Holt! editor

    When in dou t! taunt. Pat Holt! editor

    When in dou t! lame it on the rick8and8mortars Pat Holt! editor

    When in dou t! try this mantra9 Precise andspare; precise and spare; precise and spare. Pat Holt! editor

    When in dou t! #o road. re#ory House!character in !o"se6 M1D1 5@ show

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    When in dou t! follow someone. DavidHousewri#ht! "uotin# from Chapter Four of

    the 7ni/ersal Pri/ate Eye Instr")tionMan"al6 Third Edition

    When in dou t! ask for permission. =.)eith Howick (r.! pu lisher

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    0o that is the asic lesson that any odylearns in this universe. 5hey learn to keeptheir mouth shut! and it s the wron# lesson.When in dou t! talk. When in dou t!communicate.

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    "Dou t is the e#innin#! not the end! ofwisdom. eor#e +les

    Confusion is always the most honestresponse. /arty +ndik

    When in dou t! don>t other. +nternethumor

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    When in dou t! i#nore it. +nternet humor

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    JWhen perple3ed! confused! frustrated andall else has failed! fall ack on the truth.

    ( s Business /a3im

    When in dou t! risk it. Hol rook (ackson!editor and journalist

    0ecret KL L9 5he oss is never wron#.0ecret KL 79 When in dou t! see secret

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    KL L. (immy (ames! character in Ne,s3adio 5@show

    When an#ry! count ten efore you speak; ifvery an#ry! a hundred. 5homas (efferson!M.0. president

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    When in dou t! remove your hat. eor#e)alo#erakis

    When in dou t! lame Clinton: ore. /adeleine Be#un )ane

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    When in dou t! print >em out. )arl>sPro#rammin# Prover &34

    When in dou t! throw a whole lot of onionand #arlic seeds around. )aren )eefe

    When in dou t! look intelli#ent. arrison)eillor! radio personality

    Chest pain9 When in dou t! have it seenN.0o if you suspect that you mi#ht e havin# aheart attack! call -,, immediatelyit may

    e well worth the money. Aichard )er er!professor of internal medicine

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    Dou t yourself and you dou t everythin#you see. (ud#e yourself and you see jud#eseverywhere. But if you listen to the sound ofyour own voice! you can rise a ove dou tand jud#ment. *nd you can see forever. 6ancy )erri#an! ice skater

    +f my parents still #et upset over theo scene portion si2e of *merican food! +

    seriously dou t +>m #onna make any inroadswith =minem. re inan esta lishment where the food is"uestiona le! you #o with the ham ur#erevery sin#le time. (immy )immel! 5@ host

    When in dou t! + say #o youn#. Peter)in#! sports columnist

    When in dou t! re oot. Dennis )neale

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    When in dou t! simplify. Chuck )no3!foot all coach

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    5here are two ways to slide easily throu#hlife; to elieve everythin# or to dou teverythin#. Both ways save us fromthinkin#. *lfred )or2y ski! lo#ician andscientist

    * weak man has dou ts efore a decision! astron# man has them afterwards. )arl)raus! journalist

    +n case of dou t! decide in favor of what is

    correct. )arl )raus! journalist

    When in dou t! do it today (ohn )remer

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    +t really doesn t take many words to tell astory! make a joke! or move people to tearsof lau#hter or sorrow. When in dou t! cutsome more. (ohn )remer! author

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    #6ever dou t the coura#e of the French. 5heywere the ones who discovered that snails

    are edi le. Dou#

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    When in dou t! choke him out. ene

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    When in dou t! #o down. /ichael

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    +t is etter to remain silent and e thou#ht afool than to speak out and remove all dou t. * raham

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    $When in dou t! faith it. Wayne /ackey

    0o when in dou t! you kiss Crai#? Crai#/annin#! character in Degrassi The Next%eneration 5@ series

    When in dou t! admit it. Be truthful a outyour own skills and a ilities. 5akeresponsi ility for informin# others when you

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    need additional support and trainin#. /arch of Dimes we site! 3"les &or the 3oad

    When in dou t! lame the patriarchy first. 5he first person to lame for somethin# is 5he /an. *manda /arcotte! lo##er

    +t is easier to elieve than to dou t. =verett D. /artin

    When in dou t! write a out a funeral. Frank /cCourt! author! Angela's Ashes

    When all else fails! lame the other woman. D.*. (ack /cCoy! character in La, 8

    +rder 5@ showWhen in dou t! procrastinate now Fred/ercer

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    When in dou t! predict that the presenttrend will continue. /erkin>s /a3im

    +f you think you ve hit a false note! sin#loud. When in dou t! sin# loud. Ao ert/errill! composer

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    Dou ts are more cruel than the worst oftruths. /oliere! dramatist

    5o philosophi2e is to dou t. /ichel de/ontai#ne! essayist

    When in dou t! #o hi#her. Mo"ntain%a.ette motto

    When in dou t! shout ack. *nd shoutlouder. /ike /uldoon! 6avy 0ealcharacter in 0u2anne Brockmann>s Into the

    Night

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    Have a delay utton Eprefera ly %& secondsor more and when in dou t! use it. =rich/ancow /uller! radio personality! /ancow sCommandments for Aadio Personalities

    )nowled#e and personality make dou tpossi le! ut knowled#e is also the cure ofdou t; and when we #et a full and ade"uatesense of personality we are lifted into a

    re#ion where dou t is almost impossi le! forno man can know himself as he is! and allfullness of his nature! without also knowin#

    od. 5. 5. /un#er

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    When in dou t! empty your ma#a2ine. /urphy>s Aules of Com at 1perations

    When in dou t! elly uttons elon# on /5@!#uitars on @H8,. My %eneration ma#a2ine

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    When in dou t! hold it or throw it away. (im 6ance! foot all commentator

    Frantic orthodo3y is never rooted in faith utin dou t. +t is when we are unsure that weare dou ly sure. Aeinhold 6ie uhr!theolo#ian

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    When in dou t! sweat it out (ay 6orth!author! !o, -a&e is #o"r $ood9 Mira)les inthe Kit)hen

    When in dou t! whip it out. 5ed 6u#ent!rock musician and #un advocate E"uoted yDavid 0pade

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    OWhen in dou t! do it yourself. )eith1l erman! sports commentator

    When in dan#er!When in dou t!Aun in circles!

    0cream and shout. 1ld 0ailor>s Prover

    When in dou t! #et a dou#hnut. /any of thead thin#s that happen in cars driven y

    teena#ers happen ecause a kid is ticked

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    off! heart roken! disappointed! tired! ordepressedN. Pullin# over for a dou#hnutand coffee is the perfect antidote to an3iety. Hu#h 1 6eill! ma#a2ine columnist

    +n our rief national history we have shotfour of our presidents! worried five of them

    to death! impeached one and houndedanother out of office. *nd when all else fails!we hold an election and assassinate theircharacter. P. (. 1>Aourke! humorist

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    When in dou t! read the ook. *lanParker! movie director

    Chill9 When in dou t! throw it outN. 6evertaste food that looks or smells stran#e tosee if you can still use it. (ust discard it. Partnership for Food 0afety =ducation

    When in dou t! kill cute thin#s. 0tephan

    Pastis! author

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    When in dou t! o serve and ask "uestions.When certain! o serve at len#th and askmany more "uestions. eor#e Patton!#eneral

    When in dou t! attack. Dave Pell! lo##er!da/eneti)s

    Dou t is the key to knowled#e. Persianprover

    +f we #et our information from the i licalmaterial there is no dou t that the Christian

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    life is a dancin#! leapin#! darin# life. =u#ene Peterson

    When in dou t a out usin# a trademark inyour meta ta#! leave it out. t rely solelyon lawyers. Brian Pittman! editor! Master

    :o"rnalist

    When in dou t! add more wine. pla"ue

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    When in dou t N shop. 0tephanie Plum!ounty hunter character in Ten Big +nes y

    (anet =vanovich

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    +n other words! if all that are availa le arethe percenta#es! the O chart provides ane3cellent appro3imation to the p chart. 5hesame conclusion applies to data for the np

    chart! c chart! u chart! si#ma chart! etc. +nall these cases! and more! the 0wiss armyknife of control charts allows the processoperator to focus on data. 1ne could evenar#ue that the simplicity of usin# a sin#lechart instead of several charts outwei#hsthe mathematical advanta#es in many

    cases. 0o! when in dou t! #et the O chartout. 5homas Py2dek! president! ualityPu lishin#

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    When in dou t! always hide secret formulasin your ra. 5hen make out with @al )ilmer. Brian Aaftery! journalist

    When in dou t! kill. Aam o! character in$irst Light movie

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    Fidelity to commitment in the face of dou tsand fears is a very spiritual thin#. Aeal

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    5he country needs and! unless + mistake itstemper! the country demands old!persistent! e3perimentation. +t is commonsense to take a method and try it! if it fails!admit it frankly and try another. But a oveall! try somethin#. 5heodore Aoosevelt!M.0. president

    When in dou t! compartmentali2e. /. (.

    Aose! lo##er and novelist

    5here is no dou t in my mind that there aremany ways to e a winner! ut there isreally only one way to e a loser and that isto fail and not look eyond the failure. )yle Aote! (r.

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    When in dou t! hold on to your altitude. 6oone has ever collided with the sky. Aulesof the *ir

    +f in dou t! don>t. Beware the manpossessed of little self8dou t. DonaldAumsfeld! M.0. secretary of defense

    +f in dou t! don>t. +f still in dou t! do what>sri#ht. Donald Aumsfeld! M.0. secretary ofdefense

    + elieve that the first test of a truly #reatman is his humility. + don>t mean yhumility! dou t of his power. But really #reatmen have a curious feelin# that the#reatness is not of them! ut throu#h them.*nd they see somethin# divine in everyother man and are endlessly! foolishly!incredi ly merciful. (ohn Auskin! essayistand reformer

    5he whole pro lem with the world is thatfools and fanatics are always so certain ofthemselves! ut wiser people so full ofdou ts. Bertrand Aussell! philosopher andmathematician

    + think we ou#ht always to entertain ouropinions with some measure of dou t. +shouldn>t wish people do#matically to

    elieve any philosophy! not even mine.

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    Bertrand Aussell! philosopher andmathematician

    ? ? ? ?+n all affairs it>s a healthy thin# now andthen to han# a "uestion mark on the thin#syou have lon# taken for #ranted. BertrandAussell! philosopher and mathematician

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    1n pla#iarism9 When in dou t! check it out 0afety 6et Q %learn.ca

    When in dou t! lame +srael. *le3 0afian!associate director! Committee for *ccuracyin /iddle =ast Aeportin# in *merica

    Whenever there is any dou t! there is nodou t. 5hat>s the first thin# they teach you. 0am! character in 3onin movie

    When in dou t! lame the writers. /ark0arvas! lo##er! =le#ant @ariation

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    Don t email if you don t have to. When indou t! initiate face8to8face dialo#sEshudder . Will 0chwal e and David0hipley! authors! -end The Essential %"ideto Email &or +&&i)e and !ome

    When in dou t! nuke RemN. We riskescalatin# a worldwide nuclear arms race inorder to nuke a shadow terrorist enemywhose most effective military weapon todate has een o3 cutters. Ao ert 0cheer!columnist

    When in dou t! mum le. /ichael0chu ert! lo##er

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    When in dou t! if you or someone you arewith e#ins to have chest discomfort!especially with one or more of the othersi#ns of a heart attack! call -8,8, ri#ht away.Don t wait for more than a few minutes7minutes at mostto call -8,8,. 0eekWellness.com

    1ur dou ts are traitors!

    *nd make us lose the #ood we oft mi#ht winBy fearin# to attempt. William 0hakespeare! playwri#ht!Meas"re &or Meas"re

    When in dou t! insert a scene set at a stripclu ! no matter how irrelevant. When itcomes to cheap titillation! there>s nothin#like nearly naked show#irls caressin# metalpoles. 5om 0hales! screenwriter

    When in dou t! ack out on a technicality. Walter 0hapiro! political columnist! 7-A

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    When in dou t! attack immi#rants. 0cott0hields! journalist Ein a story on a politicalcampai#n

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    When in dou t! #o ack to the evidence. 0idney

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    When you cannot make up your mind whichof the two evenly alanced courses of actionyou should do! choose the older. W. (.0lim

    When in dou t! tell the truth. 0penser>srules EAo ert B. Parker

    Iou leave =arth and anythin# you for#et torin# with you will kill you. *nythin# you do

    rin# with you which doesn>t work properlywill kill you. When in dou t! just assume

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    e/erything will kill you. 6athan 0prin#!character in -tar *o2s movie

    When in dou t! follow the yellow rick road. Bernard (. 0rode! author! When in Do"bt6$ollo, the #ello, Book 3oad

    5o elieve with certainty we must e#in ydou tin#. 0tanislas +! kin# of Poland

    When in dou t! pinky out. Patrick 0tar!character in -2ongeBob -0"arePants 5@show

    When in dou t! hed#e.

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    )When in dou t! let it out. tailor for Ao in). Blum

    When in dou t! leave it out. +f you have toask yourself! or your roommate! or yourspouse! G+s this okay to wear? then youranswer is a definite G6o. +f you arehesitatin# a out it! listen to your intuitiontalkin# and pick somethin# else. )im

    5aylor! owner! 5he 5aylored *pproach

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    5here lives more faith in honest dou t!elieve me! than in half the creeds. *lfred

    s easy. Pe2. Cherry flavor Pe2.

    5here>s no dou t a out it. @ern 5essio!character in -tand by Me movie

    When in dou t! use rute force. )en 5hompson

    When in dou t! follow the leaders. 5hompson>s Ci#ar Company newspaper ad

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    Faith keeps many dou ts in her pay. +f +could not dou t! + should not elieve. Henry David 5horeau! essayist

    When in dou t! #o i#. /ike 5ice! foot allcoach

    When in dou t! my dear fellow! do nothin#.

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    When in dou t in a ti#ht foot all #ame! youhave to stretch out the all. 5@ announcer

    *s to the adjective! when in dou t! strike itout. /ark 5wain! novelist

    +t is etter to keep your mouth closed andlet people think you are a fool than to openit and remove all dou t. /ark 5wain!novelist

    When in dou t! tell the truth. /ark 5wain!novelist

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    +f a person offend you and you are in dou tas to whether it was intentional or not! donot resort to e3treme measures. 0implywatch your chance and hit him with a rick. /ark 5wain! novelist! Ad/i)e to #o"th

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    *When in dou t! call them out. 5he Aule ofthe Mmpire

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    When in dou t! win the trick. unknowncard player

    When in dou t! shout unknown

    Feed your faith and dou t will starve todeath. unknown

    When everythin# else fails! read theinstructions. unknown

    When in dou t! pout. unknown

    When in dou t! ask. When not in dou t! ask. unknown

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    When in dou t! #ive advice. unknown

    When in dou t! follow your heart! unknown

    When in dou t! dress up. Iou just can>t #owron#. Chase Mntermeyer

    Beliefs are what divide people. Dou t unitesthem. Peter Mstinov! actor

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    When in dou t! you should thank yourmother. novelist (ennifer @ander es smother

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    Human ein#s are perhaps never morefri#htenin# than when they are convinced

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    WFirst rule of a detective9 When in dou t!hesitate. @.+. Warshawski! fictional

    detective

    When in dou t! #ive us a #ift certificate to aspa. When you re sure! #ive us a diamondrin#. )erry Washin#ton! actress! G5en

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    5hin#s Iou Don t )now * out Women inEs0"ire ma#a2ine

    When in dou t! do the o vious. FranklinWatts! pu isher

    When in dou t! talk to the union people

    themselves and play upon their mercy. Philip Weintrau

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    When in dou t! have fun with it. =rnieWick au#h

    Focus more on your desire than on yourdou t! and the dream will take care of itself.

    Iou may e surprised at how easily thishappens. Iour dou ts are not as powerful asyour desires! unless you make them so. /arcia Wieder! motivational speaker and

    author

    Without dou t! success rin#s with it #reateropportunities for failure. Bruce Wilkinson!preacher! The Prayer o& :abe.

    When in dou t! #o for the dick joke. Ao inWilliams! comedian and actor

    5he vain man is #enerally a dou ter. +t is6ewton who sees himself as child on the seashore! and his discoveries in the coloredshell. Willmott

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    When in dou t! lame the server. DonWillmott! P* Maga.ine

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    When in dou t! take it out. )itty Bean Iancey! editor

    +f there is any dou t in your mind! youshould plead! not #uilty. /ajor 0inclair

    Ieates! character in The Irish 31M1 movie

    When in dou t! us. Iouth0pace.net

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    5his + do know eyond any reasona ledou t. Ae#ardless of what you are doin#! ifyou pump lon# enou#h! hard enou#h andenthusiastically enou#h! sooner or later theeffort will rin# forth the reward. Si#Si#lar! salesman and motivational speaker

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    When in dou t! a stain. Soroaster!reli#ious leader and founder ofSoroastrianism

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    )he Do7s and Don7t7s o6 #i6e

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    )han5s 6or the $emories0 5he Aole ofratitude! 5hankfulness! For#iveness!

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