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The Anchor The Fortune Hunter-March 10

Volume XXXIII

o HOPE PLACES SECOND IN W O M E N ' S -Holland, Michigan, M a r . 9, 1921

ANCHOR STAFF ELECTIONS

THIRD IN MEN'S ORATORICAL CONTEST To Chooie New Personnel MOONT PLEASANT NORMAL B i s

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VERA PLACES SECOND IN WOM EN'S CONTEST—J UD TAKES *

THIRD IN MEN'S

first place. Alma followed, her man Next Monday, March 14 at X ^ -1 — 1 .< - T-V * -

Prank Vreeland, presenting a force- P- M. all student s u b e c r f t e r r t o 7 ^ c o . n ^ -f u l . oration, entitled "The Issue ." Anchor will assemble to ballot for f ' . R O O T E R S BACK THE promer were the ahining lights for Then Judson Staplekaimip, our own the board of editors, who will hold S Q U A D I N E X C * T i N G CONTEST Pleasant. representative, - followed with his office for the ensuing year. Th« statf POR LEAD

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ATT>Tr\^T Aurr. '^X C D C U 1 ' o w v v» louoweQ witn his omce lor the ensuing year. Th AJJUION AND YPSI WIN splendid produdtion, "The Menace h-as been smaller in mimlbers this

On To Double Win Next Y e . r - N e u - ^ ^ d e C i S i 0 ^ y r r t h a n e V e r ^ t h e

tral Judge. Advocated By Judges had Ibeen announced change is certainly satisfactory. H

m a n y t h o u g ^ t that Hope a^ain had Tthere are, however, certain recom-won first place. Jaid h^eld the atten- mendations and suggestions which tion of all thruout his oration. But the students should consider. The

Poor Shooting atid Fine Work Responsible for Low

Score—-19-14

i T h e team has put up a wonderful 'brand of basketjball this season.

Guard The fans have backed them with a a true 'get^behind-'etn' spirit, Fri-day ni^ht the crowd was especially enthusiastic for we simply had to XV4 W

At eleven-fifty Thursday morning ™ n t h r u o u tu

h i 8 ^ " o n . But the students should consider. The 0 t

a large Hope gathering assembled at t h e J u d g e s « a v e h ; m . t h i r d a n d we office of exchange editor is a posi- ^ e n in t h e T I f . I T ? ' ^ * t h e b i « the Holland Interuriban station for w e r e a s 8 a m e t o t a k e defeat as Jud * tion whirfi it might be well to fill. In- n t J e l a 8 t f a w minutes of play ^ n e the Preps played the Calvin

the purpose of giving Vera Keppel Z " W f u , . s t e a d ° f Campus News Editor, b l r e the Z* " T t ™ " S " ' a ^ f * ™ ' b u t t h e b a 9 k e t

and Judson Staplekamp a real live T h e n f o l l c > W e d a n l n t e r m i 3 s i o ^ Two the suggestion has been offered to w j ! L r t fu a l F ' V e ' ? n g 0 1 C a l v , n W 8 8 4 0 0 much peppy send off. The orators "were P ' T " ® V O e a l 8 0 1 0 3 W e r e r e n d e r e d e l e c t b w o f r o m d i f l ' "ent fields of in I n l Z . . w m e , n 0

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accompanied," as the Holland Daily ^ F l o r e n c e Lutterworth of AKbion. terest in the college, possibly a lady w pv h . S p U r r e d o u r m e n ™ ] a h a vJ

e p l a y e d 8 e v « a l games this Sentinel p-uts it, "iby Manager John 6 n e X t S p e a k e r w a 8 William fiehier from the dormitory and a man inter f * T W ! C a n n 0 t ***• y e t y e a r . h a V e 0 n ' l y 1(>8t a but Vander Ploeg, Dr. J. B. Nykeric and ^ p r e s e n , t l n ^ Kalamazoo with an ora ested in the masculine pursuits and w i i l ^ y " l , , ^ T J . ^ a n o t b e r c b a n c e t o K€ t

Chaperon, M i i Anna V i s J e r - and t l 0 n e n t i t I e d M a n W h o .T a d e t e r m i n a t i O T - b a e k a t fchem-Mr. Henry Uiden, ." t h ^ t S o m T r e ^ t

e " H e ^ ^ ^ ^ In all fa i rnes , the efforts of the ^ d ^ t ^ B l 0 0 d

representative. The party did not . Donald Business Manager for the past year S a i d C a p t a i n J a p i n g a ^ ^

The lineup of the big game was as follows; 1 1 0 5 ) 6 Mt. Pleasant

delegation , ... . . W1C pctper wui ne entirely Wp /-nn wound its way to the M. E. church. 1. T 1 . s e v e r a l miusical numlbere. in shape for the new staff which as- w p r p h a ! , v h

S f y ' • o u- ' — After an entertainment .riven by T h e n ^ d e c , 8 1 o n s were publicly an- sumes its duties immediately after ^ A but -speedy. ler; Schipper for Taylor. R e f e r e e -the Albion College Orchestra the n o u n c e d - F i r s t place in the women's spring vacation. ' f ^ f was practically a reveree Johnson. Tuneieeper — Lampen.

contest began. Arnold Brown of M. " " ' f £ a d g 0 n 6 4 0 S - N. C., sec- The nominations by the staff are: i e 1 ^ ^ M O h

S. N. C., as president of the league, ° " d t o a n d t h l r d ^ A , l b i o n - Editorin-Chief - • - weight we made up in presided. Allbion opened the f ray decisions of tihe Men's con- Peter De Vriea with Victoria Michniewiez, who t e S t r e r e a n n o u n c e d we were s u r - . Winfield Burg^raaff.

Pnsed to hear that first place had Richard Blocker gone to Albion, since we had all Associate Editor

representative. The party did not Tie v e ' S - N- C- ' Donald Business Manager for the past year

reach Albion the same day because ^ W , t * ^ ° r a « 0 D ' ' Anglo-Saxon must be recognized. For faithfulness " 7 ^ T Z J T Z t f ^ t h e vZp h d M t - P I ^ M n t

they felt that they needed a rest be- U m t y a n d Y" e ' W h i c h W a S a n d r e l i a b i l i t y «n<i reaiks, he has, fnd w o n ^ Th t R- ^ Taylor fore the contest that Weavers Inn at S e C O n d p l a c e - T h e n c a m e OH- according to the testimony of the f J ? W a S * a n t , C l ^ F Calkins Allbion could not give them, so they ^ raan;. A- G o r d o n ^ Printers, been the best yet. The inv £ " t had sln th C B r o o k 8

sought rooms and board at the Post 0p

ralt l0.n w a 8 c ^ t , e d " 0 « Po- provement in the financial status of ! i a v i n f , o m p T ^ J W e r s m a iR. G . . . Le Oonier

Tavern in Battle Creek. l l t l C a l R e l l g l o n - The last apeaker the paper is due to him. f f ' g Z t h e s t r o n ^ e s t tea"is D ^ o n g L. -G. Lodwfk Friday noon, however, found the W a* * a l p h E - H a r r « f r o m A d r i a n The nominations listed below are h a d Goal»-Van Putten 4; JoU-

panty along witih fifteen other Hope ^ oration, "The Spirit of those offered by the Staff. Addition- e n d o f t h e 8 WI* o n g .' e J < > n g 1 ; Wassenaar 1;

Boosters seated around a Wble Tn ^ T " ' ' a l nominations will be in order at Z . 1 C a m e t h i S o e , 1C r o n i e r 1 : B r o o k 8 2 ; Taylor 2;

Weaver's Inn with Dr. Nykerk order B e f o r e t h e d e c i s i o n 8 o f t h e t h e Mass meetng. At that time any S i m ttat Th! ^ S a , n e " f ? V ' I * * * t h r ( > W ^ a p i n « « 1 ing t h r dinners for the two orators. Z ™ a l ; n o u n c e d - Albion Glee business necessary will be transact Z L , , ) . y € a r ' a t e a , n ° U t 4 ; y a n 1 out of 1; Brooks

Dinner over, the Hope delegation ^ a n d t h e S t f 6 0 6 1 1 3 C 1 ^ f avor- ed, so that the paper will be enureiy w " can C t h f u U v " 6 T k Lr^J 1 S u f l ) 8 " t u t i o n s Waisenaar 'ay to the M. E. church. ^ \ * T n u s i c a l * * * * * * . in shape for the new staff which as were ^ 1 * y o . a : B e d d < > W t o T L e Cron-

^ • , Then the decisions were nnlhliVlv on. enmno were heavy-but—speedy. ^ r ; Schiipper for Tavlinr The game was practically a reverse Johnson. T

of that withM. A. C. last week. What Scorer—JMof. we lacked in weight we made up in — fight. "Yake" Started the ball a roll-ing with a pretty court shot from O R O S , S SWELL HOSPITAL FUND the center of the floor. Le Cronipr i -* a. * of Central came back with a d i ^ C , t t b

cate and the scales were apain Z l * P'«>.es Aud.ence

anced. Dick followed up with a free Last Wednesday evening the So-throw. Brooks put in another dizzy rosis society entertained a lanre ou-one and things (began to look excit- dience at the Woman's Literary Cluib ing again ' ' Y a k e " ploughed thru with a program given for the benefit

a n e a t toas and two more of the Holland Hospital. points stuck on the scoreboard. An- The main feature of the mtereab

^other f ree throw .and we led by a ing evening, was the pjay "Take a small margin. Brooks came back Dare," by Maxine McBride. I t was with an aerial charge. Dyke slipped a well written production with a

t 1 f01" 4 T h ^ l e r ' T a y l 0 r d i t t 0 6 d - c l e v 6 r p I o t Pervaded1 throughout by That ended the scoring for the first by the college atmosphere. Wihna half. Things looked pret ty good; Meyer in the role of Barbara was we were ahead 8 to 6. the girl who took a dare and s i n t

The second half started out with her first year at college incognito a t a rush. After a few minutes of a poor orphan, altho in reality she play the score was tied and then mat- was from & wealthy well-known tera became rather interesting, family. Colombe Bosch and the Wessy Wass substituted for "f /ake", Van^p chorus scored a h i t - i n fact mixed his foot pedals with a Normal all the soloists put their nuiribera man; Brooks made it good and Cen- over in fine style. Other attracUons tral was in the lead. From then on in connection with the play were we had things our way. Garry The Prologue sung by Glenna Was-steamjboated down the floor again son and the graceful interpretive and again but failed to connect, dance by lsla Pruim and Helen S'mit.h Si nice this (brought no success, he telling the story of Aunt Pa t ty ' s old heaved one from deep center and fashioned romance. another tally tickled the^scoreboard. Preceding the play flelene Van Wass ,put in his contribution and Raalte sang "Nym(phs and F a u n s ' IrTOlfP /\aiTVT\A#1 f /vl.iwiaw ««• il.1- ' <._.A * * * . .

with Victoria Michniewiez, who fcpoke on "The Four M^llionl,,' win ning third place. Her plea for the , Poles in America was very strong, W g t 0 W a e e r t h a t J -

' Alma followed, represented by Ma/bel , ' S t a p l 6 k a m P would receive first, L. Field with the oration "Victory or u ^ 11 W a 8 0 u r o r a t o r r e c e i v e d Defeat ." Hillsdale came next, repre- ,rd a n d M - S - N - C- r e c e i v e d sec-sented by Lulu La Follette with the ^ ^ oration ' The Revitalization of Rural A n o t h e r M - 0 - L- Contest has come Life." Then came Hope! Would a n d i 0 ys and its dis^ that every Hopeite could have heard a p P o i n t m e n t e - A n d as ^ again is an Vera! Her plea to live for America e V e n t o f t h e p a a t w e b e o t h e r

was noble and strong. The audience t h a n f l c f ^ 1 ^ D r - Nykerk who is was magnetized by the power and a l w a y s 8 0 to give of his time pathos in her delivery. She put the t 0 ^ o r a t o r a » s o ^ a t ^ reputation Hope delegates at perfect ease with H T m a y a l w a y 8 r a n l c h i ^ h

her calmness and yet commanding O r a t o r i c a l

poise and personality. I t looked like first place, but since the judges were al'most unanimous in giving her sec-ond we were as highly pleased as Vera was. Vera received five sec-onds and one first.

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ON CASEY WIERENGA TALKS ON CONDITIONS IN INDIA

<'Onphans in a Father 's World/ ' was the topic for the Y. M. meeting

tuAQb. Tuesday night. Casey Wierenga Kalamazoo came next with Ruth 8 P o k e v e r y interestingly aibout the

Mary Hudson, wihose oration was en- ProWeims of the missionary in India, titled ' T h e Triumph of the Common H i s w a s confined mostly to the FoKc,', M. S. N. C., who for the outcasts in that caste-cursed coun-first time received first place, follow- try» s i ,mPle folk, fo r the most part ed with a strong) oration, "The s laves, even though the landowners Ohurdi and the New America'* de- a n d merchants will not consent to

Judson Staplekamp. Bert Brower Dan De Graff . Anthony Engelsman Evert Gaikeima

Nutty Stuff Matthew Van Gostenburg Raymond] Whelan Kenneth De Pree

Athletics Wdlliam Joldersma Meinte Schuurmans

Business Manager John Plikkema * Morris Steggerda Andrew Postma Cornelius Stegigerda

Alumni News Grace Mersen •Maurilce Visscher Swantina De Young

Campus News Everdene Kuyper J'anet Bouma. • Maxine Mc Bride Harvey De Weerd Ranald Fell

livered by Catherine Hutton. Adrian f a c t To them they are merely ' — W( ^v. . * me piay iUelene Van came last, represented iby Grace working out their honest debts. One PRESIDENT DIMNENT RETURNS ^ / i ! ^ t l 0 .n , a n d R a a I t e ?*** ^Nymlphs and Fauna/' Welawlth the oration <'The Romance ^mi ly takes uj>on itself the debts of T u l i r f l . , ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ i n r e ^ n 8 e ^ ^ enthusiastic of Du ty . " After the contest a recep- its parents and so on ad infinitum; b o d ^ wJll 0 ! T T u 8 t U d e i , t ^ s e c ( > " d was applause she sang "The Wind tion was given fo r the guests in the ^"18 the young married couple en, Di]v g u n t ) r iqpHS f 6 a c u y were hap e

hd l n y .a ' z z y . e n ^ a l h a d S p e a k s - " Janet Bouma and Isla

chupeh parlors under the direction of ters life already burdened to the h l L T f u D r - ^ t h two field goals, Pnuim presented a scene from Sar-» h e Christian Associations. breaking point with debte that are i n t < ) ^ ^ ^ ^ 2 0- ***** "Stranger and

At 7 P. M. the crowds again gatfi- too heavy to bear. ^ n ^ o n 6 k n e w ^ h ^ coming ended 9 to IB in our favor Wayfaren." in which they f l a y e d

ered in the M. E. ohurch. The first While in theory there are educa- ^ o t ^ e ° m e - 14 t e a m ^ ^ ^ . t h 0 1 6 o W - f e a I d «"««t ic abdMty. A vocal duet three-quarters of an hour were taken tional advantages offered by the aeain af ter his (h0 ^ t i. c m T l e n t ^ t ^ r v 0,J * l l e " O For the .Wings of a Dove," was up with yella and songs, followed by British Governihent, yet in practice months There wtp r * ^W 0 from o-e t t in /h" ' 6 1 p r e V 6 n 6 . ^ ' ^ t f u l - l y rendered by Lucile several beautiful musical selections this does pot hold true, as the high S i . m e S Z j n ?* * T * 1 ^ ** , a C t H e e r a 8 t r a a n d Van Raalte. given by the Abion College Band, and carte teacher usually succeedbln J t f t S S W O r r i e d fte to par* the A namjber which was especially en St Cecelia Club The Hone deleea- fooling the inspectors and in that 1136 fav<)ra,1>Ie reports did meshes for bun. All the teams thmu- joyed by the audiente was the music

tion was larger than the one of the way keeps-the outcast children from "S thenT B u u S . all*6 ^ e f f o r f l ^ ^ a . l fp 6 c i a l o t t h 6 "m™" ordiertra. The girt.

' •* lows getting an education. Our Ohmtian ^ n o w ' a n d ® r t 1 0 k e®p I ) l o k from rolhng up sang popuiar songs and ol" mission succeeds in its educational ^ P r e X y b a c k 8COre- D y k e p l 8 y e d ^ g a m 6 6 t interspersed with solos

' a marvelous degree and in T ^ ' ^ ' i n s p e a k i n « e S € a f n : 1 4 w a 8 D y k y h e r e ' D y k y to the Btnm*ning of <>88 f-herp lips, student bodly, welcomes you there, little Dyky everyWhere.| More guitars and ' 'ukes

h 2 of the o S T b a c k ' ^ T ) i m M t h a n 0 n e C e n t r a l roan i 8 w o n d e r i ^ The whole pr f • h , > w that little guard could be six ned and a i v e ^

Muskegon " Y " vs. HoUand "Y", P^ces at once. Mike and 'Garry put of these girto'

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to MusKegon x vs. HoUand "Y", Pfaces at once. Mike and Garty put of these girls afc

he Thursday, March 10, High School "P their usual fighting exhibition of added to the coff ^ ^ defensive work. Brooks and Le HoapiUL

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lege , » r . b , . tud.nt . .« Hop, OoU. t.. a v i t a l queBbon , d .s, a t l e a s t , , a n m e i ^ h t y m i l l i o n do l l a r s ,

a "few weeks ago. But this large sum

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BOARD OF EDITORS Theodore Ymerna. Poter De VnM —• .....Athletics Bert Van Ark.—... Alumni g®1®?8 Z . C a m p u a News Frieda Heit land Rapid F i re Tunis Baker

teresting one.

"FREELY YE HAVE RECEIVED" of money was not enough to buy a FREELY YE HAVt. Kfc p i e ( . e o f b r e a d f o r every starving

person. Chinese civil war has con. The world has many races, and f o r s o m a n y y e a r s t h a t t h e

many nations. China is only one o neoiole are

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many nations. China is only one o m o n _ .g g o n e ( a n d t h e people are these nations, hiut she is the oldebt ^ ^ . s n o t a l b l e t o h e l p

__ nation in the world. She h a 3 fiv(- h e r 8 e l f ) hence she comes to beg ' r — . . thousand years of h l s t o r y b e h ' " A m er ica , who has given her so many

T«« ' »1 B 0 » " 7 e " n « o"nU h e r ; s h e composes one-fourth of the b l e g s . n g s a t o t h e r t i m e S ) t o help her Single Copies..., human race; a«d is the only Repub

, . ,„r »t 8peci«i Rate of lie in the far East of Asia. Her re- 0 h r i s t i a n i t y came to China,

^ • 8 0 U r C e S a r c Wi thu0Ut l i m t th t bun0eda the Chinese people had joy. bless-m'8 ' ' mighby nation, her wealth is buried ^ ^ o f christian r _ : = _ _ _ ! = ! _ : = = ! ^ ^ her government is not Set firmly es a n d t h e p o w e r t o l i v e t r u e r )

WHAT SAY HOPE'S "HE-MEN?" talblished. So to day we find her sur i . v e 3 A m e r i c a has sent mis W H rounded on every sjde by trouble s

Pi o n a r i e 8 w h a h a v e brought to China,

First, there is her Civil wax which w a s . n d a r k n e s s i 1ight. In the Prom Cornell come rumors ot ^ g o n e o n f o r years; second, she ^ dismay they gave her confi,

war. Proud of former prestige, the t h r e a t e n e d by the demands of Japan: ^ ^ m o m e n t s o f despair, "he-men" of Cornell University l h i r d i gh e i s suffering from the tern- b r o u „ h t h e r to the feet of our qould not graciously accept the past b l e floods; a n d i n the fourth place, a n d S a v i o r j e s u s 0 h r i s t . In season's reversal in athletics. Some- t h e r e a r e h e r a w f u i famines. , u r o f d a r k n e s s w i n America thing or somebody was to b e blamed. r m t o f a U j C h i n a i? in the midst s e n d 1 . g h t a n d j o y ?

Who or What was lit? Why, the o f h e r c i v i l w a r For ten years she c r e a t e d the heaven and earth, women, of course. How can y o u e*" has been a Republic, but it has. nev ^ created mankind also, pect a man to play football after ^ b e e n g a f e l y estalblished, because T f o r e o h i i i a a n d A i m e ; r i c a are spending three or four evenings a t h e s o u l h e r n government fights the c o u n t r i e s jesus said. "If

northern government. ManystoteB- e n e m y h u n g e r i f e e d y, , , . I (

men have tried and tried to make ^ ^ h . m t o ^ „ c h i n a

peace and cried, Peace, eace , A m e r i c a a r e n o t enemies, they compete with Harvara or xa.e ,but there is no peace. She has los countries. Can you see athletics when the athletes have ever ^ p e 0 | p l e a n d h e r m o n e y T h e d e a d ^ ^ h u n g r y a n d t h i r s t y and dying before them such harmfully^Y. corpees are like the mounta,nS and ^ A j m e r i c a i s a

there are rivers of , b l o o d , T ^ s christian nation, and China expects her internal condition. Oi'na is the ^ ^ h e r p e o p l e w h o

most populous nation on the face of h a v e s u f f e r e d f r o m these troubles, the globe, old in civilization, which is ^ d a i t t h e I i a m e o f

male vsne-mei., v,c -- - - - n d h f r o m m a n y points of view. Altho . i t "Freely yet have mere mortals, since they constitute 3h e i8 leamingi fast from the western - fLpiv irive ' • an overwhelming majority) were j j ^ i ^ t i o n , she has not yet esitab , e c e : s ' Fpnd rhnnS Wu resolyed that the ladles should stay, h e r R e p u b l i C i she has -wars r y B

A few dejected victims of the Miss a n d t r o u b i e S l of course; but can such Iconoclast's school, perhaps—were

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apciiuiug — week with one (or more beg pai don, Miss Iconoclast) of the fair sex? How can Cornell expect to compete with Harvard or Yale in athletics when the athletes have before them such harmfully Yi istible temptations? Impossible.

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distuiibances? The second trouibVe which China

faces is the unjust demands of J a We admire anyone who has greater pan. 'On the 9th of May, 1915, Ja- physical prowess ton orselves; we

— - . pan captured the cities of Kiaochou respect anyone who has larger intel-becoming to feminine dignity. B e and Esingtao from China, and she ectual ability; we deem anyone fortun^ sides, the right would triumph a n y t o t a k e ^ w | 1 0 | e 0f Shantung, ate who has worked out a fuller and way—and weren't they the right? ^ j a n i u a r y 18, 1915, she presented keener ethical program for himself.

twenty-one different demands to But we only humble ourselves and in

was on. And through it all—strange, strange phenomenon—the women were gra-ciously silent. Guilty? No,—to in-dulge in the petty quarrel were un-becoming to feminine dignity. Be

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R e s u l t ? Ignominious defeat for the ,4 he-men." Faculty, fraternities, and townspeople heard the call of chivalry and like knights of old went forth to battle in its defense;

L w e n v n v w...- tO . . , . China, and established Japanese po deeper reverence stand when we Ucemen in China. She has not only come in touch with the divine thru

. Sent these demands, but will try to one who, forgetful of self, is doing went forth to battle in its defense; ^ c h i n a f ( > r h e r c o i o n i a i expansion, all in his power, augmented by the and the "heimen" were politely "sat ^ o h i n a , s five t housand years of Power from on High, to carry for

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history, she has never been conquer- ward a vital program of Him who by But some say 'twas only a skirm- c d ( b y a n y o t h e j . gountrieg. She is His cross alone can satisfy the deep

ish, and not a real battle. Anyway twenty times as large,as Ja- needs of men. And that was the not on the fifst encounter depends ^ t e r r i t o r y a n d s i x t i m c s great, f eeling when for a few days I had the success of the campaign: the ^ ^ ^ ^ „ p u l a i t i o n . j a p a n the privilege of being, in touch with "he-man" shall yet be vindicated. ^ a n y c i v i l i z a t i o n 0f Robert Wilder and the Student Vol-Says Dr. Charles W. Elliot, for forty ^ ^ s h e h a s | b o r r o , w e d Qhmese unteer Movement for which Wilder, years the president of Harvard Unl- ' c h a i , a c t e ' r s f o r h e r l a n g U age ; she has Mott and Speer have so earnestly

versity adopted Chinese customs in her given their best efforts. " In my opinion boys and girls ^ ^ ^ t a | k e n C o n f u c i a n At this critical moment in the

may be taught together in the same t e a c h . n g f r o m C V l n & . y e t she dares church's history, the movement is classes without disadvantages to ^ m a k e twenty-one cruel demands recruiting missionaries in our col-either sex up to the age of puberty. ^ a n d e v e r i a t t e , l n | p t s ^ take leges to carry forward the compell In a school system it is safe to pu C h . n e g e t e r r i t o r y f o r her own. The ing program of Chriat to all the ends that age early; because it differs a b u r d . o f t } i e g j ^ ^ o n c a n easily of the earth. Born in prayer at Mt. rather widely among individuals in ^ ^ Hermon. Mass.. in 1«86, weH ground-each sex. D u r i n g adolescence, that ^ o n l y h a g t r o u ) b l e w i th ed in the faith in its beginnings and is,, the p e r i o d which includes the sec- ^ ^ ^ n e i g k j b o r i n g e n e m , y ( b u h throughout its life, it has grown to ondary school and the college, I b ^ g u f f e r i n g { r o m t h e t e r n u ^ the extent of recruiting some 1430 lieve that the two sexes had be A g ^ h a s of the 1650 of missionaries-who sail be kept apart ^ the per m a n y g ( T e a t r i v e r s E v e r y y e a i r l arge ed last year alone. Did you say that graduate schools young men and g j o v e r t h e n o r t h . the 1060 would have been there any-

T . 7 ' and f " ern or southern parts of China. To way? I a n s w e r - N o ! God does not without undue distraction, and . . , . whtIc fhiflt wav Tti Rno'evplt^s words • j• A A\al\nn* Hunai^, Chinghieng and Kiangsi worK ina tway . in Koo.evoii s woras n V1 ruifiHvp Rtimulation " provinces are sufferinig from these it. would ibe: "Fear God, and take

from competitive 8 . k i n d 9 o f floods> T h e houses, trees your own part ." I t is the task of

# e^C<*fttion to the effect that a n d t l l e P e o P l e a r e washed away by the individual Christian, the individ-of co-education, j r i t u r i l l y the water. Children cry pitifully for ual volunteer. There is also that

to be nermitted to grow for their sons and daughters. Fam- migh let God begin where we leave up together in the school and the Hies are carried off in the water, and off. Then we might witness the act

V w nn forpp for me In multitudes are left behind to starve ual working of this divine c^Ubc. c o l l e g e , has no _ ° ® f £ a n d d i e . h u n d r e d cities, four Hence, with motto of "The Evan-

tweeif brothers and sisters is abso- million people are destroyed in one gelization of the World in This Gen-i i JT u i n„A flood alone era t ion," the movement will con lutely precluded.In school and col ncca aione. , ' i * T i.- ^ i ^

eee intercourse marriage between Besides all these hardships, China tinue its work of enlisting students S o l or college mates is not only -has to face her awful famines. The to serve Him in serving others not precluded, it is for some dispo unfortunate provinces include Chili, —Garret DeJong.. *ti n« warmly suggested." Shantung, Honan, and Shansi. Hero '

8 18° says Dr Elliot of Harvard, a rice, wheat and vegetables fields are That university training is highly non-coeducational scnool. Dr. Ray dried op; people everywhere in these regarded in Japan is evidenced by Tvman Wilbur, president of Leland provinces are without food. They the fact that the government schools '• d f ord Junior University holds nun away from their towns, but they of college grade have for the past

nposite view, as does President die along the waysides. Corpses cov- few years been unable to accept > n r ppo , university, and er the roadsides and many people cry more than two-thirds of the appll-

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In all the history of Voorhees Hall c i e t y a n d Cosmopolitan Society was Sophomores, a f te r a little rest b e never did the reception hall present ^ t d in Fraternal Hall. The ques tween halves, overcame the lead of | so charming a picture as on last Fri- t i o o { o r debate was, '.'Resolved, That the Freshmen and, by some stellar | day af ternoon. Tha t was the unan fu r the r immigration of the Japanese playing, nosed ahead of thetn with a |

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imOUB opinion U1 an wuu jntQ Ullltcu f ent . And there was a good reason Dwigiht Yntema, Zoemer and Van - - -f o r , it too. The Hall, itself, was E enaam of the Fraternals, formed S o p h o m o r e t r i c k m the Junior game p i l i n g fo r t h its Ibest efforts on be- t h e affirmation, while Prins, Ryn- but, altho they held the 'engt y a

half of the famine stricken people b r a n ( i t and Peter De. Vries of the lanky luteky Juniors to a tie score th | - r xrrxn iKlnftYip it fo r nnhfild the neisrative. s e c o n d h a l f , t h e y were unaible to over ^

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half of the famine stricken people b r a n d t and Peter De Vries of the b n k y lucky Juniors a ^ " | of China. Could you bl^me it f o r Cosmopolitans upheld the negative, second half , they were unaWe-to over ^ / i tihat? Day a f te r day, the venerable The clash immediately centered c o m e the lead the Juniors ,haa. i n building had seen its well-fed, well a r o u n d the word " f a r t t i e r , " the af- game ended 23-12 I t was eviaeni housed y o u n g peop le g o i n g baek and firmation maintained that it meant thruout the game tftat the Junior for th . I t has held up it head with additional," while the negation were not trying to win f o r tne saKe pride when it thought of the contri h e l d t h a t i t m e a n t , " f rom now on. of winning bait fo r the coxes 01 bution its work was making to the E i t h e r interpretation is possible and candy t i e Senior girls wagered an

welfare of the world. Then came t h e b l a m e dea r ly lies with the De_ lost. the sad news from China. " B u t what bating League for faulty wording of T h e S e n i o r - S o p h o m o r e game re-can I d o ? " reflected the Hall sor- the question. The affair developed q u i r e d a f e w minutes extra time and rowfully. Soon came the answer. i n to anything except a real debate e v e n then fa te ruled. Durrtig t e The Sibylline Society was to give an aince they did not meet on common m i nu t e s qf extra time e afternoon tea for the benefit of the ground. The affirmation showed that m a l l m a d e a pret ty shot from right Chinese and the Hall could crown the Japanese could not be assimilat fruard position but—well he did pro-tha t project with success by . readily ed and if allowed to come in great- gress a little and the foul won the lending itself to their plans and er niumbers than heretofore would game fo r the Sophs. Tuinsma a

c working along with them. Here's to Soon constitute a grave menace l o . m i t s tha t they were pretty lucky, vou old Voorhees Hall, f o r the no- racial and economic reasons. The T h e game ended 17 to 18. ble 'part you played. ' negation upheld tha t they could to a T h e b e a t par t of the games is that

A soft , m«llow light lit up a certain extent be assimilated if giv t h e y a r e never decided until the last scene of Chinese splendor. From the en a bet ter opportunity, and, fo r po- minute. The losers of the first ha lanterns overhead flutered sprays of utical and humanitarian reasons, --.ually manage W buiplay the other

dainty colored flowers, and blossoms should not be entirely barred. They of the same kind rioted over the lat ended by proposing a percentage

tice work on every door and window, plan. 4 Low, comfortable benches here and Q n a c c ( > u n t of the difference of

opinion as to the question the nega tion would not take part in rdbuttal.

The judges were Messrs. Mulder, Nettinga", and Wichers, who awarded the decision unanimously to the ne-

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there invited the visitor to stop and rest. Truly, it*was a scene in Chi-na. Wong and Wu can tes t i fy to that. For instance, could you 'make out the characters on t ha t quaint,

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TioW- ^JViprpnca sment the week'end out the characters on tha t quaint, ^ decision unanimously to the ne- . T^ i t o n TTiiftois. r«a scarf . k c . t h . I l r . p t e e ! N . , g < t i o n l n d p l „ . d De V , i » . n d R y v h . . they had been emibroidered thereon b r a n d t T h e s e men made a credita- went there to ^ W e a r e

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guage coud interpret it. Then what j>a^e< Three of the debaters of the Y e r a Jtepipel and Jud&on Staple-albout those young Chinese girls who e v e n j n g were Freshies and altho they ^ e ^ V € r e d their orations before glided albout with soft, padded foot- n o t pi^ce, they showed great ^ d e n t audience in chapel on steps (you know how)? M "Wil l p r o m i s e fo r the fu tu re . Tuesday and Wednesday imornings. you have coffee, ham or pimento sandiwich, mince, apple, lemon, cher- N o t Such a Large Place ^ Henry Luidens was chosen as rep ry or peach pie? ' The tea service

Not Such a Large Place ry or peach pie?? ' The tea service ^ semed that when Rastus and r e s e i n t a t ive of the Sophomore Class

S at one end of the room, where gen- S a m ^ied they took different routes, t o & o ^ j u d t o M. 0 . L. Con-uine Chinese tea could be had, ad- s o w j i e n the lat ter got to heaven he t e g t T h e c | a s 3 p^id his expenses.

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P. S. BOTER & CO. (Jed the finishing touches to the pier c a l l e ( 1 R a s tu8 on the 'phone, ture. Throughout the afternoon " R a s t u s , " he there was heard a weird, fantastic ^ d o w n t h a r . " music, the kind about which you — t-—t read in Arabian Nigihts." I t was Chinese music whether you want to

believe i t or not, As a result of that flower-filled.

lied! Kastus on tne pnone. "Ras tus ," he said, "'how yo ' like M a m i e K l o o t e , memjber of the class

- 0f '19, W as a guest in Voorhees Hall

Oh, boy! Dis here am some f o r several) days ast week. place," replied Rastus. "AH we has to do is to wear a red suit wid Dr. Dimnent presided at Chap tO QO IS LU wcai . • . -horns, a n ' ebery now an' den shov- exercises last Thursday morning

As a result of that flower-filled, e l SOme coal on de fire. We don ' t the first time since his l l l n e f J -incenseiperfumed. Oriental -room w o r k n 0 more dan two hours out ob return was heartily welcomed by ev

there will be much joy in China. It ^ e twenty-four down here. But everybody. ,

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there win oe mucu juy m ^ twenty iou r uuwu means another whole year of life to t e | | m e f s a m i s it with you up five people who are now on the point yonde r?"

* -i. 4.1 am frKa QilVwllinp Societv five people who are now on the point y o n d e r ? " " * A delegat . F r i d a y to of starvation. The Sibylline Society . . M a h goodness! We has to gi t strong went to Alb n ^ ^ wishes to express Its sincere grati- u p a t f 0 ' o'clock in de mornin' a n ' add some good old H p pep tude to all who helped to make the g a t h a h i n d e g t a hs ; den we has to M. iO. L. contest.

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—Exchange. An eliminataon debate was held »<i(;uuiivag^rferneuenalfinajuanj'uari-

between the Emersonian and Knick* siguejack1 ' is Eskimo for ' 'I love erlbocker Societies on March 3, -for you*', and at the same time is a rea-the purpose of choosing two of the o n a b i e explanation of why the Arc-debaters to represent Hope in the t i c nights have to be so longv Ex. coming inter-collegiate contests, The . A n d a Little Bird Told Me So. question fo r deblate was. Resolved: LUiCil.e v . — ^ I ' v e heard, John,

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Knidkeifooeker representatives, who w w e Wm. De Ruiter, Je r ry De Vries

t i h a t " moonlight is a bad thing for Edna Costing, who has been ab- . o r i e sent f rom school for some weeks

John V. P.—-Maybe so—but it is because of the illness of her mother an awful nice thing fo r two. is attending her classes again.

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has „ — • - i t at the Dorm anymore. R e v E m i e l achw«tters, '11, sonians, who were represented by jyTrs. D u r f e e - ' T had to ask him t ^ a c a l l ^ Bethel Reformed | John Elibers, Edw-ard Tanis and Ja- l e a V e . H e w a s b i t i n g nicks m all the ^ G m n d R ^ k l s , Michigan. ' cob Schepe^ upheld the negative. I i e w silver-plated knives.

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The three judges, Mr.^Henry Geer lings, Mr. E. Kuizenga and Mr. U Weerenga casttheir votes ™ f ^ c r of the affirmative and chose De Ruiter and De Vries as Hope debatfers.

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S Dear Pa— • Fm writing this letter for the same e saone reason a duck goes barefooted. S It comes n<atural. I 'm broke. Thanx • for the heavy wookn sox you sent

me but I can ' t use them as such. When I pat them on I can't get my shoes on over them, because they are so thick. First I was going to send them to the poor heathen in South America, because they don' t wear shoes there, but then another Idea strmek- me. I cut the feet out of them and made two holes a little ways from the top to slip my arms through and now I am using them for sleeveless jerseys. .

There, is not much news to write about eycejpt that V^ra Keppel and Jud Staplekamip went to Albion to make a speech. I don' t know why they had to make a speech exlcept that some other fellers and girls of the colleges in this state were going to make speeches, and since both Jud and Vera have got the best gift of galb in this state, they weren't go-inlg to let anyone get ahead of them. Well, I haven t heard a good speech since the mayor spoke out home last Fourth of July, so I thot that I wud go and hear them. Willis Mulder said he was going to Albion in his Fldwer and he invited me along to hold down the southeast comer. He called around about 8 bells o'clock Friday morning and I noticed that he had invited Bud De Wolf, Al Kingma, and Shimmy Veldman to hold down the other comers of the machine. Mulder introduced me to his Ford and it took one look at me and I (believe it laughed because when Mulder cranked it up I saw its sides heave. Right then and there I suspected it was up to something. I d u m b in, which was very much like climbing into the upper berth of a Pullman, and af ter forgetting to fill tihe gas tank, we started out on one of the rattling best times we ever had in our lives, We ' re off in a ahower of mud, M said Al and believe me Pa, that flivver could throw mud as far as a Packard any day in a week. We didn't have a Klaxon so we put a sign on the f ront of the radiator "Dodge B r o t h e r s . B y the time the cloud of smoke which we left behind us had lifted from the city of Holland we were hitting about. 6-0 miles an hour. (20 miles forward and 40 up and down.) Once wo came to a tum and I found myiself way up on the Ford's neck and I think it got the idea that I was try-ing to kiss it because it stopped very short but I ke.pt right on. Nothing could deter me. So I dusted myself off, climbed in again and we started-out at a gallop. Honestly), Pa, 1 never thought one gentleman could

- be so rough to another. There came a time as I soared aloft, I would say a prayer that I would come down at least a half an inch from the place where I had been hitting for about a half an hour. But I was all out of hick. I hit the same spot every tihie I landed. Today I met a lady and started to bow to her but caught my-self just in time before I (broke in

.two. There are two bumps on the •top of my head and I know what caused them. It is where my lower back teeth started to protrude when I hit the back of the seat. Albout 18 miles from Albion, just when we were congratulating ourselves on the faat that we were still in the road and traveling; in the right direc-tion, the backjifirin' eqp rk plug foul-in ' hunka tin pidked out a nice lone-some spot about two miles from tne nearest farm house and four miles from the nearest town, gave a few coughs and a chuekle and stopped navigatin'. Al started for town for some gas and the regt of us went in-to an interuilban waiting station to get warmed up. Shimmy felt like actton however so he suggested we push tihe car down the hill whidh was about to miles long. This we did and when we got it at the bottom of the hill we discovered that we were to miles from the waiting station

where we could have kept warm. Not long af ter that clever stunt -a car came down the road that looked as if it might have some extra gas. Shimmy signaled for it to stop but the driver took him for a highway mlan and kep right on going. In due time we got the gas and shoved off again. The next stop was at Kala-mazoo where we stoipped at a 5 and 10 cent store for repairs, and while Mulder tightened up the loose nuts (Kalamazoo is no place for loose nuts,) we played the Victrola in the music department. One of the latest ones we played Was 44A Japanese Ice (Mian.'' We also played a record on one side of which was "The Worn-an Thou Gavest Mej," and on the other side "When a Feller Needs a Friend." When the repair man got through he had three or four parts left over that he didn't know what to do with so we threw them under the back seat and continued our voy age. Lilke the Marines descended on Belleau Wood so we descended on Al-bion albout mess time. The brass band was out in front on the rad-iator. We looked about for a restaurant. We looked about four minutes and then saw one with the sign aibove the entrance, "Eat Here. Our Waiters Shave Every Day ." Everything we ate had onions in it. But that needn't have worried us. When the waiter brought the check it took our brealih away. As soon as we had et we hurried over to the audi, torium where we met the other" Hopeites. The Allbion band was al-ready playing. I d o n t thing their band is as ood as the one we have at Hope. In the first place its all out of proportion. A bloke about 6 feet 4 was playing a clarinet and a lit-tle shaver about 4 feet 6 was play! inlg a great big bass horn. Another big geek was standing put in f ront of the band just waving a little stick while a little hammerdown, sawed-off runt was trying to knock a hole in a big bass drum with a mallet. They only have two slip horns while we have three, ibut the bass drums are ahout the same in circumference. There was a machine in the corner of the auditorium called an acoustica, which throws the speeches to any part of the room. Honestly, Pa, I heard some speeches that should have been thrown outside. After I heard Jud's speech I went to sleep and gave him first place but the judges gave him third all of which goes to show, Pa, that not all great minds run in tfhe same alley-ways,

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Are Registered. See

Wm. J. Olive

Holland City Sate Bank HOLLAND, MICH.

Capital $100,(*0.00 ^ Surplus and Profits $86,000.00

Mo Interest paid on Time

O Deposits

Cleaned Up * After many improvements we are now in good shape to care for your needs in the photo line.

COME!

Lacey Studio

S. Y. C.

AND THE MOTTO IS "EX-TEMPORE"

Behold! Anotber organization sprung fulligrown from the head of Zens. The S. | / . C.! Mysterious sounding, eh? Let us give you the minutes of our last meeting! No, there is positively no'chance for you to become a meWber, until one year from now, that is, all those who will then properly qualify. But to the minutes! On Wednesday, at Ijhe hour when shadows lengthen on the earth, were you to keej> watch at

.Old Van Raalte, you would detect the S. Y. C.-ites wending their way up to Dr. Ny^s Consultation Cham-bers. Nay, brethren, we do not hold obituary services over bits of prose, or poems, or pseudo orations. We talk exultingly extennporaneously on subjects of worth! Wednesday's text was Eugeniw. Half of you, I wager, don' t know what that means. But six speakers dissected it for us, quarter sected it, redissected and and re quarter-sected it until there was not an S. Y. C.ite in the room who was not actively thinking upon Eugenics and whether love according to Dr. Dy's proposition was to be based upon romance or science. Ask us for the verdict. The S. Y. C.ites had as their diatingraished guest last Wednesday the honored Dr. Pat ter son who generously consented to gather up the mangle^ and, slashed)

THE

WHITE CROSS BARBER SHOP

is the place to go if you want service. Three experienced bar-bers. •

Get Your Eats for Society affairs

at

Molenaar&DeGoede 14 Hast 8th St.

W E A R

S. Sprietsma & Son HOLLAND, MICH.

The Student's Barbers CASPER B E T

Below Hotel Holland

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parte of the discourse and put on tlie finishing touches—the? sort of in-dispensable after-dinner mint cus-tom, you know.

And who are the S. Y. C ites? Ncre other than the famous Senior YeLocution Classites!