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Grand Cayman Grand Cayman Island is 22 miles Island is 22 miles long and 8 miles long and 8 miles

wide.wide.

Grand Cayman Grand Cayman Island is 22 miles Island is 22 miles long and 8 miles long and 8 miles

wide.wide.

‘‘ ‘‘ Never insult an Never insult an alligator until after you alligator until after you have crossed the river. have crossed the river.

’’ ’’

C. DundeeC. Dundee

‘‘ ‘‘ Never insult an Never insult an alligator until after you alligator until after you have crossed the river. have crossed the river.

’’ ’’

C. DundeeC. Dundee

Don’t Worry Don’t Worry

Be HappyBe Happy

Don’t Worry Don’t Worry

Be HappyBe Happy

A Jamaican guy walks into a brothal in New York and asks, "You have a A Jamaican guy walks into a brothal in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"  girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?" 

"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went "Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered,

he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"  he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"  "Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.  "Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman. 

"Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.  "Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.  With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened

the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be

here tomorrow?" he asked.  here tomorrow?" he asked.  "Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah." "Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah."

The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be

here tomorrow night?"  here tomorrow night?"  "Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you". "Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".

Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed. they are both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?" "Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?" “Montego Bay," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin. “Montego Bay," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.

"True ? Me have one sister live inna Montego Bay yuh know!" the "True ? Me have one sister live inna Montego Bay yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed. hooker exclaimed.

"I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi "I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!" yu!"

A Jamaican guy walks into a brothal in New York and asks, "You have a A Jamaican guy walks into a brothal in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"  girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?" 

"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went "Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered,

he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"  he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"  "Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.  "Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman. 

"Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.  "Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.  With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened

the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be

here tomorrow?" he asked.  here tomorrow?" he asked.  "Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah." "Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah."

The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be

here tomorrow night?"  here tomorrow night?"  "Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you". "Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".

Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed. they are both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?" "Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?" “Montego Bay," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin. “Montego Bay," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.

"True ? Me have one sister live inna Montego Bay yuh know!" the "True ? Me have one sister live inna Montego Bay yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed. hooker exclaimed.

"I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi "I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!" yu!"

Wednesday – Montego BayThursday – Grand Cayman

Friday – CozumelWish you were here !

Cheers

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