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Photd by lob Steiner

Photo by Walt Semi

BALANCING ACT drew

TUG.O•WAR brought a hearty straining of muscles . It wasa big crowd as Engineers

supposed to be between nurses 'and honie ec girls, bu tturned campus into a

fervent engineers decided to help both sides .three-ring circus .

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Ubyssey

VOLUME XXXIV

VANCOUVER, B .C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 195i

5 CENTS

NO, 20

Photo` by Walt ?$usoe lREWARDING KISS is given by Engineers' homecoming .queen; Mavis Coleman to March ,of Dimes donor, MascotEddie Barker looks away . The drive got $590.

-Ring Circus

NURSES .' OUT-TUGHOME EC ATHLETE'S

Campus femmes staged a battle of brawn yesterdaywhen members of the Nurses Undergradduate i Societychallenged any women's group on campus (preferrably thePublications Board Women) to a tug of war for the champ-

' ionship and possession of the coveted. "Big Ring," troph yawaided each year to the strongest omen on the. campus,

Failure of the Pub women to show up brought out som etwent9-strong Home Ec girls who took up the challenge totake revenge on the Nurses. They were defeated in th eblood drive earlier this year.

Interrupting Jane Welling 's tumbling display, th eHome Ec team braced itself, but was dragged over the lin ein one swoop by the brawnier Nurses, Engineers, and aJohn Deere,

E

rs Wow U

imes Drive

Collect $590 To Help

Crippled Children

By DONNA KERRIGHANEngineers wowed students again Thursday noon when they

staged their annual March of Dimes Drive, in aid of the Crippl -3d children's fund .

I see In Tuesday ' s paper

that one of the boys doesn't

appreciate UBC women .

(bt course, being a boy, he is

gllghtig prejudiced, But I thin kriots unfair in his opinion of th efar•(or Is if fair?) sex . He hint s

ttbat our girls are gold-digger s

Aid makes uncomplimentary re-Marks about their smoking .

Determined to investigate full ythis slur, pn the good name o f

UBC ferniest we sent J . Newtonl ,fl4l,gnp, by reporter, into th edeep, dark regions of the ca fto get an eye-witness accoun tof the sinful women ,

Armed with a machete Mc.Slyrp clenched his teeth and cu this way through the scoot (smok e

mixed With hot nirt which ob •

p eered everything in the caf .Slowly trudging through the smut

fhlewt . caught glimpses or figure snow and then as low flying cloud s

lifted for it second .

Ho AirHe found it tough wens, a t

ground level then discovered ' i fhe walked on top of the table s

he encountered less ' smoke bu tmore hot air, Newt had to des-cend, when the altitude starte dhis nose bleeding .

MoSlurp found the girls gath-ered in small coups (4'50 or60, chattering happily end slosh-ing around ankle deep in cigar-stet) butts . All of them looked thesame to the uncultivated eye ofMeSluee until he was attracte d

by a well-proportioned brunett equietly puffing on a El Cabana®(gill ,

,r 'Uhh, pardon me, I'm invest! .

gating a charge that UBC wom-en are gold-diggers, " says Newtt4a ,his eyebtrlls settle hack ,

"Why haw silty," smiles th ebl'unettte, coyly fingering th enose change In McSlurp's pocket .

"Yeh, I thought it was kind ofsally too,'+ is Newt's reply ,

Brn.tte Pouts,"I' wonder why anyone would b e

so mean as Regis,) -that, " thebrtpette pouts as she tests thewetght of MoSlurD's Wallet .

"Welt I read it in the Youbi-wee," is Newton's excuse .

"Oh THAT thing, well no won -der," she pur rs, slipping Mc .Slump's gold plated watch off hi sarm, "That paper Is completel yiri'oeponatble," the brunette con .LItiues, longingly feeling Newt' scltAltinere .

McSlunp Is distracted for amoment as a watt of hot ai rbrings a fleeting odor of today' s;special, fleas' eyebrows on toast ,to, his nostrils .' When he turn sback to the usedashmere deal •er she is tucking hilt shoes intobarSeagrains bag.

The brunette shyly buries herbuffalo gnat In the r smot, whil ecalculating the black marketprice of a pair of grey tlennels ,

"UBC women are gold•diggerf ,how silly," the brunette smilesas she leaves the caf headed fo rHonest John's Pawn Shop ,

"Yeh, how . silly," McSlurpechoes as he goes up the stairsbehind her clad in Tuesday's edi-tion of th'e Youbisee.

Photos by Bob Steine r`GIVE' SMILES were irre-sistible as these pretty girl srattlers cans 10 collectdimes .

Austerity

Hits College

Publications

OTTAWA — (CUP) — At a re -cent meeting of the Student Fed -eration of the University of Ot-tawa, it was decided that studen tactivities, suspended for over twoweeks because of financial difficul -ties, would be resumed, but o nmuch smaller scale than previ-ously.

The rigorous austerity progra maims at allowing vitreous facultiesto finance their own activities an dat slashing ('lab expenses to th eRarest necessities ,

Sleepers

Serenaded

Accompanied by a choru sgineer singers end th esound

He claimed his party was inter -ested in applied principles . "Webelieve in wasps that will 'keep afamily in comfort as well as secur-ity . "

Sponsored by the . CCF Club, hesaid he did not call himself asocialist, "Because words have los ttheir meaning today . "

He illustrated free enterprise a sa prostituted phrase as it is use dto describe, "Glaring monopolies . "

He claimed workers should hav emore say in a job "The divine righ t

'.nr mu'Iagement In industry is asdead as the divine rights of kings, "he asserted .

Ho pointed out the necessity fo rincre,'+ecl production net only> fo rdefense purpcses but also to assis tbackward count r ies and share Wit hthem some of our better methods .

JOYCE NEWMANN

Lieder

Recital

SundayOne of the most infrequent] !

heard branches of the chambermanic art, that of the lieder or artsong, will be presented in a recita lfree of charge on Sundey evenin gat 8 :30 in the Brock Lounge .

Joyce Newman, soprano an dJohn Brockington, pianist, uncl ethe auspices of the LSE Specia lEvents Committee will present arecital of German Lieder anal Fre -nch Arts Songs by Beethoven, Stem .mans and Debussy ,

Mrs . Newmann is one of the fe wsingers in Vancouver who has

"Student response was hotte rthan expected," said Ron F'oxall ,EUS President, reporting that en -gineering efforts netted $590,00 .

Little Eddie Barker the Engin-ere's mascot from the Children'sHospital watched his red-sweater-ed patrons collect student done •dons In jingling cans and pin kpots .

To the strains of the newlyrommd Lady Godiva Band, Master -of-Ceremonies Bill Eneddon ha tsanged the audience of over 500 t ocontribute generously. Engineer ssolittced lecture halls earlier i nhopes of getting donations fro mevery student . Quota set for th edrive was $600 ,

Most exciting event of the driv ewas an unofficial chariot race, i nwhich four chariots, sponsored byPharmacy, Medics . Engineers, an dFresh, were pulled by studen trleksiu .w men. Two chariots drop -ped out of the official race, whic hended as a "grudge match" be-tween Engineers and Artsmen, Th e

-Ants chariot wee disqualified M Ithundering down the wrong course .

Jens Welling, member of a world -famous Danish gym team, and KenDoolam, Junior Pacific Northwes tGym champion, entertained stu d .

'TWEEN CLASSES

Liberals

To Hear .

Savery .

Liberal Club will present Dr .Savery, the second in a series o fthree speakers dealing withB.C . Separate Schools prob-lem, in Arts 100 at noon today .

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* ,

SECOND CHINESE auction oflost and found articles will he hel dby student council at 12 :30 todayin the Brock Lounge ,

'A

0bMEETING for formulation . of

Wens for a campus "Brotherh'oo dWeek" will be held today at 12 :30in the board room, Brock Hall .

* * *GEORGE DREW, national lead .

er of the Progreselve Conservativ eParty, is touring Canada, and wil lbe on the campus December let .

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'*

*MUSIC Appreciation Club pre -

sents "The Sommer's Apprentice "by Duhas and Symphonies No . 4ad (1 by Trhaikowski on Monday .Nov . 26 at 12 :30 in the Doubl eCommittee Room, Brock Hell ,

CIVIL Engineering Club present sthe film "Erection of 250 footthrough tress over Sterna River "

(', Harris, erection engin -Dominion Bridge, will in -the film and explain th eused to erect the bridge .

Eng .27 .

Engineers Lady Godiva (lan dserenaded Broc kelusion t oDay . „

rg~Aize

By MYRA GREEN ."Garbage carriers are organized and professors should be

if they are to get their proper wages," said Tom Alsbury durin ghis speech "Is Democracy Worth It?" in Arts 100 Wednesday .

President of Vancouver Tradesand Labor Council, Alsbury, point -ed out that teachers here now real •Ize the necessity for belonging tothe labor movement .

In

made a speciality of this intimate eats with

gym display .form of music and has In past Volunteer smokers, splItors, an dyears given several such recitals, pole•cllmber's exhibited superio rShe will he heard later in the sea-skills to the credit or their alm ssot singing one of the leading roles' mater . hingiueer ,lack warren, las tIn Mozart's comic opera, "Cost Faun gal's champion expectoesator re -Tutti" and also as the hride in ;tained his title, although ten ree lStravinsky's dramatic celesta "has short or the 1950 record of thirtyNotes to be presented in Nlarch four feet ,as part of Open House Week, '

"I)snumracy Is worthwhtie," hey As the Ubyssey's ("title on the

hotly 'I'ren"ma" 'Mr .with an expire Pe rsleepers la con• sated, "be(uutse we will have the Hearth and r. ,.; a per t' orntet on the `i"' (IL.' ' and nwhbetitnv :;Insp . w'ou boil u

March or Dimes "Red freedom to win more democracy ."' CSC, John Broc'kington is prohab• the c•Igar-smoking race over seve r ,method al ea s t iced ; nnt Uc:ant''

fibs will he show nlie claimed that business nun ly al r eady well known to many

Only one eng hee l eh, mptun ni 200ehq'

al 1 :' :30, Tuesday, Ne vin

.of F,n• wile tall( or democracy runt know students

the ltulsorsity ,sweet

Sunday evening's program will Lie drIFP was Uuve Ilurdui ;k ,the True meaning of It ,of cans of money, the ' band

In(dttde "An I)de Porno (ielieete",nonsmoking artsmma, whiter 01 the ;

REV, H . M. McRURY who i sstaged an ithtpronstu shyly for tired

In conclusion he asked gradual-hy Beet .hoven," Praucnllobe tine c'it,a .reuefulling elmtest .

Just over from Scotland, will spea kstudonts who were relaxing at ; hug students to reserve a little lime' I,ebeo" by Scholium and four

hied 11'aldic, r'ho struggled up a' on the Copt "Faith and the Newcard?) and conversat n to Brock ro t. public service "(WINOvVf4P lesssongs by I h ' 1 i y , a l l sent, i n fleet ' : r e ces'el pule l u s . u g ; i 1 Hie ) %%en Mirth" al 1'('F meeting today i nHall,

I (lesl'uble people will nuke over,"

original lauguac es .

roll of T . paper for his feat .

Lug, 202 at noon ,

It ,fo '

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Page Two

THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November 2 ,195 1

TIC V 1fl 511 YMEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESS

Authorized as second,class mall by the Post Office Dept . Ottawa . Student sehscrfpttatitf1120 per year (inolttdbd in AMS teen)', Mail subscrtption $200 pr. 'had. Mule cGiptfive cents. Published throughout the University year by the Student Pabllcatldnil,Rdea rof the Alma Mater Society, University of British Cohtifnbia . Editorial o pinions exprese ;herein are those of the editorial start of the Ubyssey, and not neoessarly those of th eAlma Mater Society or of the University .Offices in Brock HO, Phone AL . 1p;;4

ED .I 1•Cm'

For otitis advertlel

one Made 8848.. . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . .. . . .. ARMO

EXECUTIVE EDITOR—ALLAN dOLDSMITH MANAGING EV1?DR—bOtld HEALNews Editor, Alex MacGlllivray ; City Editor, Dennis Blake ; Editor, Sheila Katma iWomen's Editor, Florence McNeil ; Fine Arte Editor, John Brocktngtdn ; Copy Editor,Jean Smith . Director of Photdgraphy Bruce Jeffery; ,

Senior Edlter--J

SCHLESINGE R

Well Dona Enpineort

I read your etgtof`lal Of Thursday ,Noti4>frber 23 . 1 think It can besafely stated that the Ubysmy hasteethed an all-time low in biasedsensMkonelistn, In Irresponsibility ,and in flagrant d1sregavd for th e

-.troth .-At last, four colleen member s

have had the -temerity to stated bystudent rights and tell the editor -tai sit teat they are not publish •ing a paper representitlVe of cam -Pile ODIntdtt . For Oh your paperhat chit gars upon their counci lactrwtles.

lit attelitpting to defend yourpslet honey of inditrefenoe toward s

. etudefit by In ganeral,,yeuMitt** to trrlgtle tltx tit your di eamiable paeltioa by draggingotiter* .thiOtigh the thud, thus hop -hit by atoll miserabid leans, totransfer the gametes student atefltgondshm towards the Ubyuute ontoMitt edition ntenthitte .

't~he Edit eta, tl has guiletoe ter in the and-aided reptirtihgdot ' etone aot$!.itiee itad obinion .Yeti have eontlnued this polloyunder the vntifnidation that if In-titYtlred with, you *111 resign, thu splabhig the A1118 in an tebarassttt gpositron In retards to their un-breakable contract with the print.ers. This aftltude exemplifiesyour Migrant irreipahethiety tothe students whom you are sup-posed to lie representing, not eon—

,In regards to your defamator y

remarks about Mr . Sperling may 1say that they are entirely untrue,and that 1 th i 'ihly ddniPinced thatMr. Apatite* *mid retiei+e a coneplete vote of atitltlde►itbe *inn theMAD for hh 8ffortt ae hattit4dentof MAD this year.

As for the other council men .tees-I am in no pooftdon to passjudgement, but If their work hasnot been satisfactory then it tatthe council's business to antedatethe situation, and at such time asthey see fit, to inform the Ubys•soy, and they In turn can tell th estudents all about it ,

It you wit to run the an>bvere•ity, tae, Art pottr, *Ily don't you runfor council.

Jahn A. Fraser

Editor, The,Ubyesey

Mr . Armour is evidently of tha tlit was with extreme digitate that class of people, who in any die .

pate betweenta powerful party an da weak one, automatically ciweesthe side of the little guy withoutregard to legal of moral aspect sof the ogee ..

Yours truly ,

Ahliltot', The UbysseyFor some time the students a t

UDC have been among those lead •ing in the struggle for detuo'crae yand equality .

They hAve tilt been felund want-ing when it canto to standing upfor h'eedbm and justice. Now, oncetheta, an opportunity presents It-self for them to "strike, a blow"

Subscriber .

for justice .' A Bylaw to prohibit discriminq'

lion is soon to be pro h sd d to Le hCouncil Af the City of Vancouver .Such a Bylaw is meant to prohibita heftiness or person licensed ' I nthe City of Vacouver from refuseing goods br services to a membe rof the public merely because ofthat person's race, color or reli-gion ,

Here Is a cause worthy of theactive support of both the under-graduates and the alumnae, of thestudent clubs and the teachin gstart . Will their support be forth •coming?

Yours truly,Mute Buttedahl,Executive Secretary

Vancouver Joint Labor Corn.mittee to Combat Racial Dis-criminatlom

We have exceeded our set quota in theperch of Dimes Campaign by $90 .

Last year, with a larger student well-Mint, the engineers only managed to collect$430.

'

Either the student body is getting Mere

'tenacious of its obligation, or the Ettgtitieers'

mile of prying money out of relti'etltht

is getting more efficient .

The Engineers set about their task *ith

their usual exuberant enthusiasm . They feeltriumphant, and have every right to do ad .

It hurts me to say this as a confirme dArtaman, but they`really deserve it this time ,

"WELL DONE ENGINEERS! "

However, the Engineers, and the rest o fus along with them, cannot be equally prdt dof the average sum collected per student:

Day after day It is dinned into our earsthat war is the first of evils, and that tomaintain peace must be the surpreme aimof our policy.

Nonsense'; for apart from other objec-tions war and peace do not designate integra lconceptions but merely two opposite con-

ditions of society . They are highly importan tand differ jn their desirability, but they donot imply ultimate good or ultimate evil .

We could as well believe that it shoul dbe the supreme aim in individual life to avoidsurgical operations or that whatever ma yhappen, men ought never to jail their fel-

lows. It is urged that "war settles nothing ; "that inevitably "war breeds evil ;" that what-

There is no doubt that Football, en a crisp ,autumn Saturday afternoon, is indeed bene-ficial to the whole moral and physical ton eof the University . Thus, on behalf of a fewmisguided students, I would like to ask somequestions,, the answers of which may helpthem to appreciate the philosophy of mos tof the students on the campus, and perhaps

even incorporate it into their own lives .

The students in question had the temer-ity to stay in the Library after the two o'clockclosing time on Saturday, November 17th ,whereupon they were most efficiently ejectedfrom the building by a uniformed gentleman.While they were being thrown out, how -ever, the staff and the 'Uniform' consideratel ygave their reasons for closing the Library .The entirely erroneous outlook of these fewstudents came to light when they made re -plies to the reasons given ; which are re -produced below :

I . . The Library cannot afford to keep star t' oi l

during the afternoons. First reply : Obviously

many of the staff were staying on! Second reply :

Is the Library budget really calculated this close-

ly? Third reply : Why not (-lose the Library every

afternoon, instead of just when football Is bein g

played, thereby accruing a tremendous saving ?

2. If the Library is left open students will loo k

at the game from the roof and through the win •

dims. First reply : if you have enough authorit y

to throw us out then why can't you maintai n

order? Second reply : Only those who can se e

around' corners will see much of the game from

the' Library anyway!

Surely each and every one Of tie canspa re more their 19;1 cents Ibi• tulle at

worthy at the March of Ent* ;

Stieh l studetitt line p►to bfidili' plot .

But thte poor have a rtiptitritidn tip iii* *MserOui *here the Mort aifitiiiift ate WAIL

that it not the on* t1i 8 filet ttttditifthail* fallen short of their teteittialitiite.

tie ascent Blood Drive well it pullet

eibiitie. It did not even cost a thole. ,tat hi

*Antes of tittle .

The only kind explanatidn we can thinkof is that students were afraid to . part withtheir blood for health reason's, ,

Yet somewhere in the makeup of UBCstudents there seems to be streak that. thlihbsti piitt of blood O, lerecldtitl Ai a Million 1 deltaantl anything over a dime as *whit; asit g orf of blood . =Mk SCHL 3 ER.

ever the issue may be, "war knows no victors ,only losers . "

The truth, however, tia that war has set-tled many problems in history, as far asthere can be such a thing as ' "final" settle-ment; that if war breeds evil peaceful capi-tulation may breed mush fouler evil and ina more definite way ; that if the cause of jus-tice does not always triumph in war, thecause of injustice always triumphs in peace ,because those on the side of injustice are de-termined to win or war while their antagon-ists have shown clearly that they are not,although it does make an enormous differ-ence who wins and who loses the war .

—GEORGE ROHN .

If the Library Is left open students W11I go lutothe Stacks to see the game and meanwhile stea lthe hooks . First reply : Only Honours Mid Gradstudents are allowed in the htecks on Saturdayafternoons—the same as any other day! Sedpn dreply: •if stealing is a fact, then why Is it mor eso on 'Football Afternoons' ?

t . It students want books badly enough they wil lget them on Saturday morning, or before . Firstreply : This implies that the Library 18 a cotevenience rather than a necessity ; tuition teesnotwithstanding! Second reply : Many book sneeded for essays, etc., are for 'Day Use Only 'and cannot be taken teem the Library. Thirdreply : Grad students, many of whom spend atimelier of clays each week away from the Uni 'versity on field work, etc., look on Saturdayafternoons as an bipicrttfnity to 'catch itp onthe honks .' Fourth reply : Why does tills attitudewith regard to hooks, only hold on 'Footbal lAfternoons' ?

Finally, one of these students was heard

to express this quite unworthy sentiment, "I

sincerely hope that those interested in proper

gating the well-being of this University wil l

not let "Sports" interfere with the desires of

some of next year's students who may wishto use the Library in the spirit which the

builders doubtless envisioned . "

I plead with you — Students and Faculty! LWill not someone step forward and answer ; 'their replies lest they leave this campus, still 'holding the erroneous assumption that a uni-versity should give primary emphasis to theprocess of learning rather than to sports ?

EDWARD J . SoPP

qOEST EDITORIAL

War And Peaces

Sports Threatened

Na 2ttur9e or,

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Editor, The UhysseyMy congratulations to Mr. Ar•

'moue for about his only Intelli-gent editorial for this year. I re.ter of course, to his invitation t othe student body to submit editor -ials far publication In the Ubyssey .I look forward to some refreshingthought in the Uhyssey editoria lcolumns in the future rather thanthe nattseating, pacifist, idealisti cmilk-sop platitudes that have beendished up to us in the form of ed-torials by Mr. Armour .

Mr. Armour is obvithtsly a lov-er of peace, an atrti4tnpentablst andsilk idealist of the highest and mostreatetle plane . W'e have so far thisyear been , treated to anti-Britishrentlments regarding the Egypt .tans and tomtits . That the farm-er are fanatically nationalisti citt!ldtaristic and undemocrati cseems to be ignored.

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THE UBYSSEY

Page Three

"I don't want realism! I want magic!" screamed Blanche D uBois. We got what she wanted .

Although the gauze sets whidh distinguished the Broadwayprocbt etlbn of Tennessee William's `"A Streetcar Named Desire "are missing from the movie version of that play, I'm afrki dthat the mist still covers the playwright 's eyes.

If I'm' not mistaken, th e

audience is supposed to fee l

a contrast between the squali d

reality of a New Orleans slum

and the gentle persuasions of

Wliliahns's heroine, Butterfly

Blanche who was lost without

her soft lights, her nineteenth

century vocabulary and he r

JOHN BROCKINGTON

Critic OnThe Hearth

Rosenkavalier.

What was conveyed to me

by the raucous yappings of

Marlon Brando as Stanley

Kowalski and by his tellO w

occupants of Elysian Fields ,

was something fully as false

a'3 Blanche's delus)ons.

i

AT A PREMIUM

Good Ad vice Day Here

Everyone has some and no -body needs it . Good advice 'seems to be at a premiu mthese days .

"Join Now," "Smoke Swee tCaporal," "Support the Pleb .is,clte", but the best heard,"Take your pastry stale, an dyour women fresh ." Now thatds a tangible philosophic jewelif ever there was one.

Anonymous realist, ,he whosaid it . fully understood thatpleasure must have body, anda light, warm pastry melts tooquickly to leave a memory .

Memories are nice. They sit

in the vacancy of the mind andradiate warmth to all parts .Beer has become such a fan-they In B.C .

'Christmas exams w111r be dry

bids year, and the weather pro-mises to chill even the rosiestrecollections. Like the *roaktotem, enthuadaim hays vattlelt.ed, and all al* telltales ar tempty battles and Mold-cul-tures .

But have faith, a youfagbrew is better than ruffle, andpost-exam days may float youthrough the New Year. Whoknows ?

aex,DFoodIt was a realism that had

passed by reality through itsbier intensification, through

itii consiatent reliance on ama-

tent +th'eatrtcal% which suggest."id, more an American prima-

donna'i idea of what is antis -tit temperament (if such a

ibtitg ealbte) than a Polish .Amertcan''t aliiegance to sex ,

drink and food, In the Orde r

named.

"A Streetcar Named tesire "

ie Most eertafnly one of the

most stimulating of the year' s

'ration pictures but it's reli-

ance on an over-dramatized

realism is somewhat difficult

to swallow when it is offered

as the only relief from the

demented Blanche's hiet'rionics ,

On the stage it plays better ,

16r every time the movie lap-

ses into talkiness, the next

scene immediately involves

physical violence so that after

about the third of these row s

any effect other than dlscom-

torture is IQat ,

Also more noticeable in th e

movie is the number of times

the characters tall into eac h

other's amts tor a eomforttng

word. 1-sere we always have a

closeup,

Blanche Grabs Arm s

4

Apart from these few mino r

blemishes such as a tendenc y

M you are willing to accept

Tennessee William's fo ggy vis .ion Of reality, as I am, the n

you are in for a truly exciting

experience .

In the theatre, such excesses

are lost in the general stage

patters . re Blanche had grabbe d

one more empathetically oat-

stretched arm than she did, I

would also have had to be le d

away .

to relieve an excess of stacti c

dialogue with fisticuffs, Marlo n

Brando')+ grossly larger tha n

life performance, and som e

background music ,that it i s

a bit corny ; the film is a pleas-

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them all .

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Friday, November 23, 1951

THE UBYSSEY SPURT SALEX MacGILLIVRAY, Sports Edito r

Assistant Editors—Barry Drinkwater and Vic Edward s

Hass LeadsThird. Win

STUDENTS . . , For yourNext Party or Meetings .

UBC Hockey TeamIn Second Place

HOCKEY STALWARTS who helped UBC Thunderbirdsthird straight win were Rodger Stanton (top) scoring on-theoffensive and Goalkeeper Bill Olsen, stopping a shot on th edefensive. ' Olsen has improved tremendously in his .. pasttwo gameg, 1)a. .

Birds Rally .With 5Goals To Tie Chiefs

At the end of the first half of a challenge soccer gameplayed in the stadium Thursday, the mighty Thunderbird squadfound itself in the uncomfortable and highly embarassing posit-ion of being led 2-0 by the , lowly Chiefs .

The prospect of being the 0

first term in two years to suf-

fer defeat at 'the hands of the

greatly *improved C .hiefs did

not appeal to the senior squa d

and they played their hardest

game of the season to retai n

their hard-earned prestige, for-

ging ahead in the second hal t

to win 5-2.

CHIEFS TALLY FIRS T

Early In the first half, Vic

Edwards, inside left, for the

Chiefs eluded two Bird back s

and drove a hard shots pestMike Pughach to put the jun-

ior brethren in the legal .

The .Rirds attempts to gai n

the equalizer were thwarted b ythe efforts

backs andLean .

Th e

stilted

goal-mouth .

of the opposinggoalie Norm Mc .

Chiefs' second goal re-from a scramble in th e

ROUNDUP ,

V .

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WarNow that the lads of braw n

have tucked their football pGd s

uwu'y, the lads of brawn who don' t

wear pads will move into the sta r

Mum .

This Saturday afternoon at

p .m. the Varsity Thunderbird Rug-

by Squad, will meet. the poten t

Vancouver Rowing Club team .

EX•UBCer' e

There will he a lot of rivalr y

betwen the two squads as a . num.

bar of ex-UBC stars are member s

of the Rowers.

There will he a prelim at 2 p .m .

between the UBC Braves and th e

Rowing Club second team .

Hugh Greenwood is still it th e

hospital with five broken ribs (two

of them in three places) .

BASKETBALL TONIT E

Don't forget the lag basketbal l

game •ln the New Gym tonigh t

Chieftains ,and the O'Brian twin s

are well worth seeing . The gave

starts at S p .m . Let's see you

there .

SWIM MEE TThere will be a B .C. Hig h

School Swimming meet, tomorrow

afternoon at 1 at the Crystal Pool .

The meet, sponsored by i1BC

Swim Club, has entrierf from al lover B .C .

The finals get underway a:'t 7In the evening .

PNW CHAMPIONSHIP SThe tomtit annual PNW Cros s

Country championships will he

held in the stadium at "3 p .m. today .

Owtatendiing entries received s o

far include : Cliff Salmon of the

Denny Meyer 11W : Ea ilenniga rVictoria Y ; Bill Parnell of \VSC ;

VOC ; Phil Matson, holder of thejunior record and Max Bertra mof UBC,

But the maj*rity of the goals

were scored by players who found

the net for the first time this sea -

son. Playing for the first time to .

gather newcomer Jim Todd and

Rodger Stanton clicked on two

attacks to register a goal apiece .

Each player assisted on the other ' s

goal .

MoMAHON TOPS

Big Jim McMahon was the out .

standing defeneeman At the night

shooting in two big goals. On his

first effort AI Hood pushed over u

pass in front of the. goal and Ji m

made no mistake. His next goal

resulted from a screen shot afte r

Birds missed some half dozen et-

tempts to find the netThe first period consisted of the

closest checking contest to date .

UBC had the definite edge on play

but their effouts were continuall y

stalled by a tight Burnaby defence .

Burnaby finally tied the scor e

at one apiece in the sandwich ses •

aloe but Hass Young put the Bird s

ahead again on w colorful solo ef-

fort after navigating the Burnab y

defence and giving the goalie a

chance on it, hard corner shot .

OVER CONFIDENT

Jim McMahon put Birds furthe r

ahead a few minutes later and i n

the third period they whipped i n

four more counters before Beav-

ers beat goal-tender Bill Olsen o n

tan occasions after the Birds got

a trifle overconfident with thei r

six goal lead .

Olsen, incidentally, gave ou t

with another outstanding perform .

nee in the net turning hack shots

line and time again that were

labelled for goals . This lanky bul-

work in Birds defence has improv-

ed tremendously in his last two

games ,

The Thunderbird played a smar t

feet game of hockey and the out -come was never in doubt . Theis .

third straight win was the resul tof playing .heads-up hockey and

constant hustle throughout the en -

tire sixty minutes . It seems to hav e

taken Birds tour league games to

finally round into condition,

hind the high-stepping

(Bans in second place.

rested the BC Electri c

Wednesday a to D. Next Wednes-

day night Birds play the PN E

teem in the second game at 9 P .m .

This game will be the epic to

date. A win for Birds will pu t

them in a tie for first place . Then.

derblyds have shown their ability

to skate fast and pass the puck ,

and their back-checking has im-

proved so much that next 1Vcdnea-

day they will provide fans , with

whet promises to be the most ex .citing game this season .

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