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VOLUME SXXVII

VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1951

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Faculty Council Monday an-nounced its rejection of thestudent request to ban fromthe campus fraternities withdiscriminatory clauses in thei rconstitutions .

But Student Council Monda ynight launched another anti -discriminatory move — an inves

• tigatlon into the,possibilities o fdiscrimination in cameus sorori-ties .

The Faculty Council decision ,awaited by students for nearl yone year, was reached by Facul-ty members March 9, but not re-leased Immediately . The meet-ing's refusal was based on th eclaim that fraternities are "ac-tively engaged" In their ownfight against discrimination .

The request for an ultimatumto discriminatory fraternitieswas asked of Faculty Counci lfollowing the general AMS meet-ing in March of 1953, since au-thorlty over Greek Letter so-cieties lies solely in the handsof Faculty Council . Disciplinaryclauses were to be removed b yMarch 19, 1954—this Friday .

The new Student Councilmove against sorority discrim-ination came from LSE Presi-dent Johann Stoyva, who de-clared at Monday night's Counci lmeeting, "Let's take the wrapsoff. "

His proposal, later passed, fol-lowed disagreement among Coun-cil members regarding a clausein the Faculty Council memor-andum refusing the student re -quest. The contentious claus estated that '14 problem, does

not af)PIY fraternities."and onlyto a few raternitiea. "

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Students May Build Pool Roo fDiscri m i natory Greeks To StayFacultyCounci lAnswers

FRANKIE LAINE, the man who became famous by going where the wild goosegoes, is pictured in Brock Hall with his pianist-arranger Carl Fischer, and rising vocalis tJowl Adams. The pccasion was a pep-meet, In support of nothing in particular, sponsoredby Radsoc and the Publications Board.

—Photo by Lido Peloso .

arity Committee Repor tUrges Amalgamated Appeal

Students will be asked at Thursday's general AMS meet-ing whether they are willing to pay for the roof of the Wa rMemorial Gymnasium swimming pool .

The proposal, one of five issues to be discussed at the an-lu'a

l ouries . wil lspring

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byarm-Stu-1 tween classes

dent Councillors, who approved it Monday night .

The motion asks that Studen tCouncil be given authority to bar-gain with the University "or anyother group" over the roof's con-struction, and "if necessary" of-fer to pay part of the roofs cost .

Money would come from th e35 now being taken from eachstudent's AMS fee to retire theWar Memorial Gymnasiumdebt, now expected to be paidoff within two gears .Said AMS Treasurer Alla n

GoldsmIth Monday : "It would bea shame if the pool went to waste ,This might happen if students arenot willing to pay for part of th eroof's cost . "

All noon-hour events will b ecancelled Thursday to allowevery studerft to attend the gen-eral meeting, which will be builtaround the following five limes :, 1. Report on the Ostrom Plan :Men's Athletic Directorate presi-dent Peter Luzstig will outlinethe achievements of UBC's ath-letic plan during the past fou ryears.

The report couldplead to a dis-cussion of the merits of with -drawing from the Evergreen Con -ference, which was advocated i na resolution tabled "indefinite" atthe fall general meeting. This is-sue is met on the agenda, how -ever, and will have to be brough tup fgom the floor, 'says AMSPresident Ivan Feltham. Andathletic discussion will be "cu t

campus. and this veer has seen I 2. Fraternity discrimination :I short", he warned .

five scoarate appeals, netting Faculty Council's refusal to issu eaunroximately $1,600 .

a -one-year ultimatum to discriln -An unnecessary strain has inatory fraternities (see stor y

been 'laced upon the limited elsewhere on this page) will prob.budget of the student, the report ably be discussed ,states .

3, Constitutional

revisions :

. Request To Face Vote

At General Meeting

BadanztpkSlurwupe nKbditplm !

It features the best of thisuniversity's legendary Jabez .It includes epics from thewens of old Ubvssev columnists .It contains the pick of th e

writings of the campus creativ ewriters .

It tries to subdue the virile ,hail v-chested cartoons of `Mack 'otherwise known as the Slip -stick's mad artist . Gordy Mac-Kenzie .

It shows the talents of Th eUbessev's cartoonist, HowardMitchell.

It sells for 20 cents .It will appear on the campu s

Mardh 26 .It is dedicated to the Applied

Science faculty .It, is the first edition of wha t

will be a permanent studen tma gazine .

Its called Siwash .Put out by the Publication s

Board and edited by John Dar -ling, Siwash is designed to ap-peal to the hoarvminded an dthe lon g-hairs, the Esquire ad-mirers and the delicate .

Even Baru likes it .

Slavonic Circle ToSponsor Concert

By Pat and Jim Carney, Ra yLogue Mike Ames and Jo eSchlesinger. (Ubyssey Russian200 Bureau . )

If vote see a crowd rushin gtowards the auditorium Wed-nestle's/ at 8 .30 p .m ., you can be Isure the attraction is the Slavogsic Circle soonsored concert .

University and professiona ltalent will unite to bring a con-cert of Slavic folk dancing ,singing and instrumental none 'bees .

Tickets . at 50 cents . may h eobtained from the AMS or fro mbooths set et) at the quad an dthe library today and Wet-Ine sday at noon .. . tn.

Indian Club Executiv eIndia Students Association

has announced the club's ne wexecutive for the next term .

NewIveilecim-i president kKernel S . Manilasvice pres ..dent . Kesel' S. Matti ; secy .tree sSuch Sim:1e

Centrals charity drives shouldbe amalgamated into one all-inclusive anneal .

This .is .the ooncItialen of areaort prepared by Howie Beck ,chairman of the Campus Chari-ties Drive committee . in answerto widespread criticism of th enresent charities drives system .

The reoort, purpose of whichis "to ascertain whether charit ydrives should be allowed on th et'nmniw . and if en, how the y

Threat that UBC will be a '"cultural Sahara for the nex tten veers" hangs over the cam- ,ous since the Vancouver Sym-phony "Pops" concert, sponsor neci by Succial Events went $66 5in the red . Friday .

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LSE oresident, Johann Stoy -va, in prophesying the aridfuture of cultural °conditions o nthe utilises if the concert flop- !fled . warned that 2000 ticketsmust be sold to meet expenses .Only 1500 students attended th enoon hour concert .

Directed by Irwin Hoffman ,the Svtnuhonv played music re -presentative of the Four Pow eers Works by British, Ameri-can . Russian and French com e;losers were augmented by Nor-wegian and Finnish composi-tions ,

Prostrate included suites ,marches and a Mane solo byUrsula Malkin . The clyo-pianos ,of Miss Malkin and John Aviso nwere featured in Saint Seen' s"Carnival of the Animals," ilc ecornoanied by Ogden Nash' szany verse, read he Conducto rHoffman .

Mardi-Gras Chairma nChoosen By IF C

Inter-Fraternity Cotunil las tweek chose Tom Cook of thePhi Delta Theta fralernite 10 bymale w gclieirmim of the ninthGras next veer .

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bet's M el t e dby Pan-llellenic .

should be limited." incorporatesrep lies from 11 other Canadian ;universities on their treatment 'of the same tmdttlem.

Uo until a few veers ago, therenort states, there was onl yone charity drive on the cam -Pus. This was the March o fDimes. sponsored by AppliedScience students .

In later veers. successivecouncils have allowed more and ,more drives to be held on the

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"Last year 2303 grads gav e$40,000 . This year we hope to re- I(Title donations from 2600 alumn iwith commeasurate increase inthe fund, he said .

Be SANDY ROS SA comnrehensive acciden t

insurance scheme may be o nthe as . Negotiations arcbeing carried on believe cum-ous health authorities an dtwivate insurance connianihs .

Such a scheme would cos tthe students money, ;uid coul dbe im plemented only wit hgeneral student aum. oval .

An all-inclusive insuranc escheme would cost about $ 8ner studen t

A elan offering incomplet eCOV('1'11 1W (cost $4.121 wa selects-I before the student bod yIasi veer . but it was wile ddown . More than half were

favor of the scheme . but i tfailed to attain the nocesstir ytwo-thirds majorit y

The ouestion is : if gileeni sare amens' a hnlhws g schem eal Se, whet would their reaction he in a roniphe escheme at tee '

The answer is anvisely's

Student council is faced withthe choice of having unlimited fore the meeting . one of themcharity drives, no charity drives, 'concerned with disciplinary a mor one bi g drive

tion and constitutional changesrequired as a result of formatio n

Attuned Science, Agriculture of the student court . The othe rand Commerce favor the status will involve a minor change in,'nun on the canteen chiefly be- the accident benefit fund .cause each of these undergradu-,

A general revision

of the !ate societies have in the past grammar and construction of th ebee') new:NW for the March! by-laws will also be presentedof Dimes . Communit v Chest for approval .dit ive and the Kinsmen's Apple

4. Budget report : AMS Tree -Dav resnectivelv,

surer Allan Goldsmith will re -1 port on the condition of thi s

However . Forestry, Pharm- session's budget . Student Coen -gee. Nursing, Physical Educe– tit has commissioned The Ubys-tion and Medicine are in favor sey to produce a one-page flye rof one drive .

1 which will appear ThursdayOnly Law is in favor of tin- morning, providing more fact s

I on the budget .limited charity drives on the

5. The swimming pool pro.

Hon . Al oresent . MSA is un-interested in UBC . but, ac -cording to Wong, they migh tstill be oersueded to see th elight. within ten years, sinceUBC's 000ulatioe is alread y5 .500, and will be doubled:

The brittle side of the UB Chealth picture is situated i nthe West Wine of the Wes -brook Building, It consists o fall excellent universal,' infir-mary . and an efficient net -Delimit service . Under th ecareful smnrvision of harrie dDr . A . K Young, the Univer •site Health Service has be -con) the best universit yhealth centre on the conti-nent .

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Today On FreedomUNITARIAN C L B AN D

CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION wil lpresent Melvin Arnold .' Editorsn-Chief of the Beacon Press i n

Boston—one of America's lead-ing liberal publishing hoiden 'seeakina on "Freedom,‘ Toler-ance and Books" in Arts 10 0noon Wednesday .

Arnold's nublishing firm ha snublished a critical studs, of Me -Carthvism, and in turn has beenmore than once attacked by th eJunior Wisconsin senator .

FOREST CLUB presents Mr .W Hughes of the Managemen tDiv. B .C . Forest Service meek-ine on "Progress of BC's PublicWorking Circles" ndon toda yFG-202 .

JAllSOC will nresent fiv efilms featuring Les Brown, Na tCole. Gene Krum, The Embersand Norman MacLaren's kale-diosconic film impressions of theniano of Oscar Peterson, at noo ntoday in FG-100 .

LSE will hold the AwardsSanctum In Brock Dining Roomat 6.30. March 10. All club'esidents are asked to nick u ptheir tickets at the AMS officebefore March 17 for the Award sBanauet .

GRAD CLAIO will hold aaeneral meeting in Engineerin g201 at noon. March 24 . Objectto 'Lan for the Booze Cruiseand class gift .

PRE-SOCIAL WORK Societywill hold .a get-together meetin gin the Dance Club but A8 at 3 .3 0today . All members and pros-nective members are asked toattend .

NEWMAN CLUB presentsFather Zsittmond today noon i nPhvsics 201 . Topic : "Theo-loge? "

CIVIL LIBERTIES UNIO Nnresents Dorothy Sleeves speak-ing on the CCF views on civi lliberties in Arts 100 noon today .

DANCE CLUB will sho wslides on the Dance Club Sho wend Vorcitv Review at noon to -day in Phvsics 202 ,

(Continued on Page 3 )See CLASSES

site .Out-oatient (that is, non -

hospitalized eases, service i s'said for by the five dollar feeeaid at registration . This cov-ers almost all medical care o fa minor nature .

The hospitalized cases, un-less they are covered b yBCHIS or some similar plan ,oav regular hospital rates fo rthe excellent care they re-ceive .

This attain reveals th eneed for a comorehcnsivc stu-dent's insurance scheme .

Items riot covered by th eIloelth Service include out -side medical bills . (whetheradvised be the Health Servic eor not) . dental care, and eye-elasses prescriptions .

The Accident Benefit Pen dmay rovarnDM Therm -CIIIV'S AMS mineral mintiest ,lint the tend for :e

l teem') interencescheme will still remain .

Symphony11 Pops" Flops

Alumni Hope To Ad d$50,000 In Donation s

UBC Alumni Association is hoping for contributions to th e1954 development fund totalling more than $50,000, ChancellorSherwood Lett said Thursday .

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Speaking to 100 persons at theannual alumni dinner which

, marked the start of the fund drive,Lett stated that the Alumni Ass-ociation is concentrating on in -

1creasing the number o f.individua l

Financially donations .

Two resolutions for amending th eAMS by-laws will be brought be -

elicits, but if an insuranc escheme is twain placed beforethe students, it would P rob-able contain these features :

It would have to be compel -sore . A vohmtary schemecould not succeed .

It would be all-inclusive .It wotild cover anvihine fro mfalse teeth to oocrieions, fro mnewts injuries to a hroke nlee suffered during the Christ -mot holit l ays .

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and junior member on the stu- bons, members of next session' sdent council . stated that "The Student Council and winners of NIS Increasesadoption of one all inclusive! the Honorary Activity Award scharity drive is the only sole- will be introduced .Lion ."

Further business must be sub- For Job Interview smated to Student Council be -

Adontion of the recommenda- fore the meeting, AMS President

Overflow of candidates fortion in the emote be student Feltham has warned, since a mu -council

lobs will raise the touchy tion to close the agenda will be the reoresentatives of the Na -

auestion of how the money col- placed on the floor at the begin• tional Emolovment Service toCommenting on the drive Al lected is to be divided among ning of the orders of the day .

hold interviews on Friday a sthe various charities formerly

Biggest question of course is well as Wednesdays .umni secretary Frank Turne rsaid that $21,000 has been re - having se

parate drives .Tg,, t

imers suggests that the the pool roof proposal, The swim-

The renresentatives will holdsa Riles pool is now being built by their interviews from 1 .30 toceived already and that he ex- money collected on the campus use in the Games this summer, 4 .30 tem. on the two days .sects very good results,

. .be mmortioned according to thel the British Empire Gaines fo r

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ratio of motive collected by the

(Continued on Page 3 )charities outside the university .

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ine fob seekers until the end ofSee ALUMNI the term .

HEALTH SERVICE S

Insurance Negotiations Underway

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Tuesday, March 16, 1954

MEMBER, CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRESSAuthorized as second class mail, Post Office Dept ., Ottawa.

Edltor•in-Chief ALLAN TOTHERINGHAMManaging Editor--Peter Sypnowich

. News Editor—Ed Parker

Ever since the caveman picked up th eExecutive Editor—Jerome Angel

Sports Editor—Stan Beep romantic stunt of towing his wench around bythe hair, mankind has had an unlimited cap -acity for developing fads .

In the eighteenth century it was wearin glow necked dresses and dueling, in the nine-

Desk and reporters: Dick Dolman, Peter Krosby, Ray Logie, teenth century, wearing high cut dresses and die .Rosemary Kent-Barber, Nora Rising, Sandy Ross, Rod Smith, Bev proving God, in the twentieth century . . . whoGartrell, S pice McWilliams, Marybeth Kowluk, Margaret O'Brien, knows? We aren't through yet . But we'veFrankle Lane.

got a good start .Sports : Mike Glaspie, Martin Chess .

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In the twenties the big things were Flap •~` "--~- ers and making money so you could go bus trn tine Depression . In the thirties it was go-

ing hungry and telling yourself that Hitler wa sonly a big noise . The fads of the forties werecut short by a minor disturbance . But we'reback in the saddle again ,

Yessir, Man 'has picked up a little ace cardthat he can use to take blame off his own shoul -ders, sound clever by talking about, and explainto the wife why he lost the milk-money at Lans -downe. This cute little piece of super-strat-egy Is known as "blaming your environment" ,or mere specifically, society .

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T1 E UBYSSE Y

- By KEN LAM B

CUP Editor Ken Lamb

•Senior Editor this issue: Bert Gordon,

Although it is a pretty chicken method 'touse to ease one's way out of trouble's back door ,blaming society certainly has its points . Theforce of society, sometimes hiding in the pant sof the mob, sometimes in the silk breeches o fthe "leading men of the day", has been guiltyof some pretty stiff crimes.

What would be the outcome if society werehauled up in court? We now present a one -act play, depicting the court scene of the mythi -cal trial, starring some of history's and life' sleading actors .DRAMATIS PERSONAE :

Society itself; Judge, God (known to somepeoples as Buddah, Marmots, Jupiter, Oden andother names) ; Defense attorney, Satan; prose •cuting atto ey, Bobby Greenleas (a victim o fvictims of Society); jurors: the spirits of theFour Winds and the Seven Seas and Fathe rTime: Balfff, an alcoholic ; police, two dope ad -dicts; crowd, a multitude of men cursed whilethey lived, praised when they were dead .SCENE ONE:

Judges Whom do we trial today ?Bailiffs A hardened criminal, sir, name

of Society .Judge: But I thought I told you It was a n

open and shut case .Baliff: Yes, sir, but the multitude said we

must take pity, for the world is now demo-cratic ,

Judge: But this person never took pity onwe that are here . However, show him in ,

Society Goes On TrialENTER two policemen, dragging the un-

willing Criminal, who is loudly screaming abou this rights, who in the hell thought up thi sdeal, and since when didn't the majority rule .

Judge: (as, Hrisoner stands before him, de-fiant) You have committed many crimes ove rthe years . Are you ready for the reckon-ing?

Society.: I ain't scared of you, hurry upand say your piece so I can get back to creat-ing misery .

THE CROWD boos and demands silence, al;the while waiving and displaying a fearsome ar-ray of daggers, nooses, cups of poison, shouts ,threats of misunderstanding and ostrasization ;and even does a bit of stoning .

Judge (to the somewhat cowering Society) :• Despite the fact that you are not facing your at-

tackers with the same `bravery which theyfaced you, are you ready to her the charges ?

Soelety: (nods head, silent but still sullen) .. Judge: You caused the Greek Philosophe r

to commit suicide, you killed my son, you kill-ed many of your benefactors, you have re •tarded progress and you have dared to makelaws In m0 name that I never intended . Thereare many more but we have not the time t orelate them all . How do you plead, Guilty orNot Guilty? ,

Society (screaming) : Not Guilty! You ain' ttonne pin no rap on me. I'm me own boss .

obody tells me what to do, see !Judges Guards! Control this craven, Jur-

ors, retire to your chambers and determinea verdict . I charge you all to find him Guilty .SCENE TWO: JURORS tile back in an dtake their places.

hides* What is your verdict, gentlemen ?near Time (rises to speak) : Your Hon -

or, we find the accused guilty. However, wefeel allowing him to go free isfiufficient pun-ishment . He is his own penalty. He is insane '

Judges But surely we cannot let him g ofree to repeat his crimes . He is too dangerousto himself .

Father Time: Aye, sir, and he will har mhimself for , many years yet, but perhaps theday will come when he is sane again ,

last Very well, Guards let him go .PRISONER yells loudly, throws the

ink bottle at the Judge and dashes for the door .On the way out he kicks the guard in the shin sand swears at the assemblage . As he burstsout on the courtroom steps he trips, bounce sto the bottom and comes to rest in a mud pud -dle .

He picks himself up and runs down th estreet, breaking windows and looking fo rsomebody to blame for it all .

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A NecessityIt is beginning to look as if students will have to go into

the building business again .Students will be asked at Thursday's AMS meeting t o

pay at least half of the cost of a roof on the swimmingpool .

It will involve no extra expense for students but will jus tmean that yet another structure on the campus will be builtby student funds.

Students built the Women's Gym. They paid for BrockHall . Their money built the stadium . Student initiative andmoney were responsible for the War Memorial Gym, an dnow the concensus of opinion is that students will be "forcedinto volunteering" to roof the British Empire Games pool .

The University was given the pool by the Society on theunderstanding that UBC pay for the roof when the game swere over. Although no actual commitments in black andwhite was made, the University has a definite moral obliga-tion to put a roof on the structure which will deteriorate rap-idly if left exposed to the weather . The pool must be roofed ;there is no doubt about that fact .

Tl)at leaves the Alma Mater Society, which is in a fairlysound financial position, compared with the administration .At present $5 of every student's $18 AMS fee goes to pa yoff the War Memorial Gym debt . There is still $67,000 owin gon that.debt . At the present rate of retirement, the debt, wil lbe paid off in two years. That $5 building fund could thenbe applied to retire the loan which the university will haveto make to pay for the roof .

Students should not be asked to roof the pool . Dr. Mac-Kenzie has emphasized that point himself . But at the moment ,it seems the only alternative to letting $250,000 worth of poolgo to waste . At Thursday's meeting, Student Council wil limpress on students that AMS financing of the pool will be alast resort if all other possibilities fail.

The government has not yet announced a capital gran tt6 the University . When and if the grant comes, there may beprovisions made for funds to roof the pool . If that happens ,there will be no demand for student help .

But the possibility of government help is remote, andsomeone must supply the $150,000 necessary to build theroof. Spokesmen from the administration have hinted tha tthe Board of Governors would attempt to raise half the mone yif students would raise the other half. Students should sin-cerely consider the advantages of co-operating with the ad-ministration on the problem, since the Board of Governorshas been contributing $10,000 per year toward payment o fthe Gym debt.

All Council is asking is authority from students to borrowmoney to pay half the cost of financing the roof if all otherplans fail .

Students souldn't have to pay for the roof. The adminis-tration is not 'king them to pay for the roof ,

It's merely' a matter of necessity .

One Little WordEver since his rise to international prominence, Senator

McCarthy has been touted as an honest two-fisted, clean-cu tIrish Marine who indulged in rough-house tactics only becausehe was equipped with no other weapons for his sincere cru-sade against communism .

In his latest escapade, however Joe left his slip showin gbriefly, just long enough to show that it was somewhat dirt yround the edges.

In his reply to President Eisenhower's statement on th ePeress case, McCarthy said : "Apparently the Presiden t

and I now agree on the necessity of getting rid of commun-ists."

At first glance, the sentence only purports to say tha ttwo men are agreed on a course of . action, with a remote pos-sibility that this has not always been so .

A slight hint, however, has never been enough for Mc-Carthy. So, two hours after blaring it forth on television ,he issued an innocent little correction asking that the wor d"now" be deleted from the statement, by insinuation leavin gEisenhower as merely another unproven "security risk ."

The quoted sentence sums up McCarthy and his workperfectly—a fifteen-word feint of pure devout, unselfish anti-communism followed by an effective one-word jab below th ebelt .

McCarthy, in short, has conclusively proven himself t obe not a two-fisted fighter, but a sly two-bit shyster .

GUEST EDITORIAL

Static Or Dynamic ?Comparative irresponsibility and a complete indifferenc e

to world affairs is to be expected in the newwcomer to Univer-sity life, but it is expecting too much to look for increasedresponsibility and maturity as graduation approaches? Beingfar-removed from centres of international tension is probabl ya major reason, but it is dismaying to realise that not eve nUniversity Department Heads seem able to put forward new ,positive suggestions for progress towards our release from th esavage, outrageous tyranny of war .

The meeting of the United Nations Club last week, for in -stance, was reported without one single constructive thought .It is generally realised, if not openly agreed, that the use o fforce as a means of settling issues prehistoric, illogical i nall reason, and a complete fallacy .

UBC is a very lively University, but must its tremendou spotentiality for contributing to real progress in human an dinternational understanding and conciliation be dissipated i njoining the mad scramble to outdo others in laying the prod-ucts of the finest minds at the feet of Mars ?

Let us show the tired world that we are unwilling slav-ishly to think exactly as our fathers ; fresh, fertile ideas an dattitudes enjoy a huge seller's market today, and, althoughanything new inevitably meets with heavy opposition (usual-ly it is the most valuable innovations that meet the heaviestroadblocks), nothing can deter the forward march of rea lprogress, It is our privilege to encourage and take ourpart in this progress,

M. David llynard ,1 Agriculture .

Once upon a time there were three little pigs who decidedto go out into the world to seek their fortune . The first thin gthey had to do was build a house in which to live . Now tobuild a house they needed wood and to get wood they had t ogo into the big, dark forest .

But in the forest there lived a very ferocious wolf . If onlythey could find some way to evade the wolf they could pro-ceed in safety . While walking down the road pondering thisdifficulty they chanced to meet a very beautiful young maiden ,sitting on the side of the road with tears in 'her eyes an da huge fish bowl caught over her hand .

"Why are you crying?" asked the little pigs. "I am cry-ing," said the maiden, "because the prince is holding a dancefor all the girls of the kingdom,and I cannot go because I hav ethis fish bowl atuck on my hand and because I have no fur rob eto wear . "

"Well," said the little pigs, "if you help us to get our woo dwe will try to help you to go to the dance ."

And so it was that the maiden was to venture into the woodsin order to attract the attention of the wolf so that the pig scould chop wood in safety . As she wandered through thewoods she came upon a tiny house in a clearing . From thewindow came a delicious aromx Apparently there was no-body home, so the young maiden opened the door and wen tinside . There she found the aroma was due to a large, freshl ybaked apple pie .

Being rather hungry after her long walk in the woods sh esat down and ate the pie . Just then the owners of the house ,who were three bears, a poppa bear, a mama bear and a"eensy, teensy baby bear, came home . When they saw tha tthe girl had eaten tbeir pie they were so angry that they chasedher out of the house and through the forest, a'sereetehln' anda-yelpin' after her .

While all this action was taking place the three little pig swere busily chopping wood while unknown to them the gree neyes of the big bad wolf watched them . Suddenly and with-out warning he came down upon them a-whoopin' and a-hol -lerin' . Now just at the very minute that the wolf came outof the woods a-whoopin' and a-hollerin', the maiden dashe dinto the clearing with loud cries .

Close behind her the three bears raced, a-screetchin' an da-yelpin'. The three little pigs upon hearing all this commo -tion thought 'surely it was the end of the world and fainte ddead away! When the young maiden saw the pigs lying on th eground she thought that the big bad woW had killed the mand she was so angry that she bopped him on the head withher fish bowl, smashing it into a thousand pieces and killingthat nasty fellow .

About this time the pigs came to, and upon seeing the bi ghad wolf dead, they were filled with glee, for now they wer efree to gather as much wood as they needed without fear .And the young maiden when she saw that she was free of he rfishbowl was also overjoyed . The bears, too, when they sa wall this happiness decided to forgive the girl and join in th ecelebration .

The Poppa bear built a huge banfire, while the pigs skin -ned the dead wolf . As the sun sank slowly in the west a happylittle party was seen sitting around the fire eating roast wolfwhile the beautiful young maiden danced gayly down the roa don her way to the prince's ball dressed in a stunning robe o fwolf skin ,

The moral of this story is a lesson to be learned by all ,namely "A stitch ht time Is a horse of another colour . "

It's All Relativ e"My dear boy," said Horatio Decidendi, (Arts 4, Philos -

ophy major), "You must know that everything is relative :religion, morals, propriety of sexual behavior, religion an dGod—all relative, you know . "

"But look here," I (Arts 1) objected, "you can't mean that ,sir . I know my parents are a little old-fashioned, and ma ybe take too, ah— narrow a view/of things, but, after all, amoral code of some sort is . . . . "

"Nonsense, my boy," he said . "I realize, of course, yo uare quite young, but you will get over that, I assure you .Moral codes, you know, are merely the result of intellectua lslothfulness, hardened into lazy habit . You speak of mora lcodes as though there were something quite fixed and perma -ment values involved .

"Now you know, there are as many standards of behavio ras there are communities that have developed any individu-ality. And who are you to say your particular set of value shas any superiority over that of others . It's all relative ,my boy, all relative, no one can say his particular code is'right' or 'best' . "

"But, I stuttered, "you mean to say for instance the 'code 'of the Borneo Headhunters is as good as . . . "

"Why, certainly, my boy . You see, it's a matter of view -point, depends upon where you are and therefore . . . "

And so he spoke on and on . I ran out of arguments, Iwas overwhelmed and I finally agreed, it's all relative .

Last night at 1 am . I sneaked into his room, knocked hi mon the head, dragged him clown to the shore, tied a rock to hi sneck and pitched the body into the sea .

itelaliyely speaking, I felt pretty good .

This Has A Moralkhi t

Si Min d

Brainwashed

We the undersigned, van-quished and tormented by th emanifications of our heretica lactions over the past fewweeks, wish to make a full con •lessiun and throw ourselves o nthe benign, merciful justice o fthe peoples country for Aye-messia .

We confess to the most seri -ous of all crimes against thestate—that of questioning theconstitutionality of the Pee -tale's Court . We make no ex-cuses, We are guilty . We aredeviationists . We have don ethat which we ought not t ohave done. We enrolled in alaw school . And while wewere there we fell prey to fan-ciful tales told by bourgeoisi eprofessors .

Our addled minds receive dwholeheartedly t h e stupi dcomplex that a country's free-dom depends upon its adher-ence to its laws and constitu-tion. Like capitalistic kiddiesat play we attempted to applythese false and reactionary no -tions to our own country ofAvemessia, little realizing tha tcomrad Big Brother Ivansk yand assistant comrad LittleBrother Fotheringhamstoy ha dalready provided our gloriou srepublic with a court whic hneeded no constitutionality.Thus. once again, it is provedto us how far we have advanc-ed beyond the days of deca-dent democracy .

We are most grateful to Bi gBrother Ivanskv and ass't Connrad Brother Fotheringhamstoyfor pointing out the errors o four way. Our brains hav ebeen cleansed . Freedom isSlavery .

Rov Trimblevitc hKen Perrvsto yRoland Bouwmansk y

Al Ezzv asked us the othe rday to put his name in theDauer. Here it is : --Al Ezzy .

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Students Told Liquor Us eReflects Tensions Of Societ

By JEAN WHITESIDEAlcoholism is rapidly becom-

ing one of the most serious o fthe world's health problems .

Heightened tension of 20thcentury life may be reflecte dby the increased use of liquorin social life . said Arthur W .Cowlev, executive director ofthe B.C. Alcohol Research 'Coun-cil, in a noon talk before stu-dents Monday .

In the studv of alcoholism wehave been "looking at a bottleinstead of a man ." said Cowley .

lie emphasized that it is apersonality defect which leadsthe individual to alcoholism .

The person with an immaturepersonality, often a result o funhaDDv f a m i l y relations ,drowns his feelin gs of inbecu-rity in alcohol . relying upon i tto help him meet life's difficultsituations .

The cultural pattern of todayis different from that of 50 year sa go. and people working a 40 -hoar 'week have more leisuretime.

Thev have failed, however ,to find creative use for this newfree time. taking refuge in alco-hol from the complexities oflife .

Mr. Cowlev, a graduate of theYale Institute of Alcohol Stu -

dies. described the use of the, liouor . and if the treatment i sAntibuse drug in curing alco-holics .

The patient is hel ped to reacha state of good physical health ,and is then given a dose of anti-buse .

.He is then given an alcoholi c

drink. but the antibuse produce sfeelings of nausea .

The patient acauires a condi-tioned response of aversion to

"—It's not as if I wasn't0HAPPY this way, Doctor ."

(Continued from Page 1) ."This is going to be the mos t

successful campaign in the fund' sseven year history," he said .

Turner explained that the driv ehas six main objectives for whichfunds are raised .

"These are, the 10 AlumniAssociation scholarships, th ePresidents Fund, the Hom eManagement fund, the R .C. Palm-er memorial scholarship, a fun dto supply books to the library ,and one to provide better playingfield facilities," he said .

In addition, Turner said donat-ions are made to 34 other pro-jects such as providin g furniturefor the women ' s residence andthe Applied Science Undergrad -

uate Society common room andaiding the Varsity OutdoorsClub and the Frederick Woo d

theatre .

GREEKS(Continued from Page 1 )

Here is the Faculty Counci lmemorandum, which states th ereasons for the decision :

"The Faculty Council at it smeeting on Tuesday, March 9 ,1954, considered the resolution sforwarded by Students' Coun-cil having to do with discrimin-atory clauses in the constitu-tions of the Fraternities and So-rorities represented on the UB Ccampus ,

"The Faculty Council heard areport from a subcommittee ,which had discussed the sub -stance of the resolutions wit hrefresentatives of the fraterni-ties and the Inter-Fraternit yCouncil .

"The sub-committee reporte dthat, to the best of their knowl-edge this matter did not appl yto sororities on the campus andto only a few of the fraterni-ties .

"The sub-committee furtherreported that the Inter-Fratern-ity Council had, prior to thisdiscussion and on ita own initia-tive, twice recorded its disap-proval of discriminatory clausesand had volunteered to help th efew remaining fraternities elim-inate the clauses. The sub-com-mittee also reported that it wasinformed that the student mem -bers of all Fraternities on th ecampus were actively engagedin trying to get their internation-al organizations to remove dis-criminatory clauses, and tha tprogress was being made. Onefraternity had removed its dis-criminatory clauses last year ,and others seemed likely to d oso within the very near future .

"The Faculty Council in con-sidering the report of the sub -committee deplored the practic eof discrimination on grounds ofcolour, race or creed, as no tbeing campatible with the spiri tor the purpose of a university .It recorded its support of the ac-tion which had been taken in-dependently by the Inter-Frater-nity Council, and made provi-sions for an annual review ofthe progress which was bein gmade toward achieving the Inter -Fraternity Council's declaredaim of eliminating discrimina-tory clauses in fraternity consti-tutions .

"From the information mad eavailable to the Faculty Coun-cil it setns that any action take ndew which would sus pend thecharters of the fraternities onthis campus would make it mor edifficult —perhaps impossible- -for them to use their influenc ein trving to have the objection -

action mi g ht well do more harmthen Cood and in tact imped ethe ends which all of us wis hto achieve,"

LSE ElectsNigerian AsVice-Prexy.

Nigerian Made Akesode willguide the Literary and Scienti-fic Executive next year , if any -thing happens to President DickRionel .

Akesode was elected Vice -President of the LSE at a specialmemberahtn meeting of the or-ganization held last Friday .Elected secretary was Isy Wolfe ;treasurer ; Gerry Hodge; andPRO. Pat Carney .

All the posts save Secretarywere won by acclamation .

Arrangements for the LSEHonor Award! banauet werealso made at the meeting. Namesof the winners of the fiveawards will be released shortl ybefore the banauet in the Brock,March 19. when pins will beg iven to the winners .

Guest sneakers will be Dr .Stroll and Dr. Hunter Lewis .

Club Presidents must buytheir tickets before Thursday a tthe AMS office .

ROOFING(Continued from Page 1 )

'but roofing of the $250,000 poo lhas been left up to the Ueiver .silt.

If the administration cannotentirely pay for the roof ,students should be willing t ohelp, according to the Studen tCouncil motion to be presentedat the meeting . It reads :

"WHEREAS it is in the bu tInterests of the University and ,the Alma Mater Society tocommence construction of aroof to the memorial (BEG )Swimming Pool as soon a spossible after the British Em-pire Games of 1854 in orde r.to prevent deterioration of avaluable asset, and to pro-vide immediate use of a swim-ming pool for the Universit yand the adjacent community :

"AND WHEREAS in theevent that the University can -not raise sufficient funds tocommence immediate construc-tion it is desirable that the Al -ma Meter Society be in the po-sition, if necessary, to take theappropriate action to ensurethat a roof will be construct-ed immediately ;

AND WHEREAS a swim-ming pool 1s part of the ap-proved plans of the War Me-morial Gymnasium for whichthe students have already allo-cated $5 out of the AMS fee ;

"THEREFORE be it re-solved that the Student Coun-cil be given authority to nego-tiate with the Universiy o rany other party to ensure th eroofing of the swimming pool ,and, if necessary, to borro wadditional funds on the secur-ity of fees already allocated tothe War Memorial Gymnas-ium and Pool . "Students would not have to

pay for the full cost of the roof ,said Treasurer Goldsmith . "TheUniversity administration woul ddefinitely share the cost, accord -

' ing to conversations we have ha dwith President MacKenzie," h eexplained .

"The University does not wan tto see the students saddled wit h

l a large debt which would involv e' heavy interest payments," Gold -smith added .

He said the University woul dnot be able to pay the full cos tof the roof, since it may not re-ceive a. capital grant from th eprovincial government . Andeven if 'a grant was made, Gold -smith added, the governmentmight want to earmark it forresidences, for medical scienc ebuildings and an Arts building .

New Criminolog yCourses Official

successful the aversion will belasting .

Alcoholism is "essentially asniritual problem," however ,Mr. Cowlev told students in themeeting sponsored by SCM .

Through the application o fChristian concepts we shou ldbecame successfully integrate dpersonalities able to meet lif ewithout the aid of alcohol .

Voodoo AndBach Star I nDance Revue

Belly dancers being sued fo rdivorce by playboys are sup-posed to wriggle in woe, writhewith indignation, jiggle withlealousv. and grin with glee ,according to one' press 'coerce-pendent .

Ballet dancers being welcom-ed as visitors to Vancouve rsta ges are supposed to look likeethereal nymphs, infra-huma nsoirits. alabaster swans, orghostly gnomes, according t oone daily columnist .

Modern dancers are some -thing else . A modern danc econcert will be offered Frida ynoon in the auditorium unde rzonnsorshio of the Fine Art sCommittee and the Departmen tof Physical Education . '

Members of the Dance Cluband s t udents in a modern danceclass wilt oresent a varied pro-gram including voodoo, Bac hand Collette themes. Choreo-eranhv by Diane Bancroft .

WUSC Jazz ShowWorld University Service ha s

cut its long hair and Wednesda ywill present a jazz program i nthe Auditorium .

Ken Williams and his Tote mCity Jazz Band will play thei rDixie Land Stvlings to raisemoney for a student 's Tubercu-losis sanitorium in Delhi, India .

The sanitorium is an interna-tional WUSC endeavor whichCanadian universities are sup-oortine fully .

Admission to the jazz showis 25 cents .

CLASSE S(Continued from Page 1 )

ALPHA OMEGA SOCIETY(Ukranian Students Club) wil lhold its general meeting noon ,Wednesday, in Arts 102 . Newexecutive to be elected. Allmembers must attend .

FOREST CLUB presents it sannual scoring party, the Annua lCut in Lion's Gate. Hall . 4th andTrafalgar on Saturday, Marc h20. 9 tem . Dress informal, Price ;$1 .24 for club members and 1

$1 .49 for non-members .WOMEN'S UNDERGRADU-

ATE SOCIETY and Women' sAthletic Association election swill be held at noon today i nPhysics 200 .

PRE-LAW SOCIETY election swill be held in Arts 106 Fridaynoon .

CERCLE FRANCAIS elec-tions will he held in Arts 20 4Friday noon .

PAN-HELLENIC invites al lgirls living at Fort or Acadia t o"Paddv's Party " . Wednesday ,5.30 to 7.30 a.m . in the Women' sgem . Box suppers will be pro-vided . Brine socks as no shoe swill be allowed on the gy mfloor .

UBC FILMSOC will presen tan All Cartoon Show in the audi-torium at noon today . Admis-sion to sec 6 color cartoons wil lhe 10e The feature nresenI nfinn at 3 . 45 . fi and fi .15 will le ,",tnhnnv Belind,r" starrier .laneWedian and Lew Aires Admi xlion 25e.

Removal of tax on texts book s

was called for, and a resolution

was passed scoring censorship

and bookburning as "dangerous

and undemocratic ."

The "serious unemployment

situation" was caused by the

Federal government's failure to

adopt "any positive measures to

alleviate the situation ."

Glass Fish, Ships

In Library Display

Resting in the corridor showcase of the -library is one of themost interesting glass blowingexhibitions vet to be shown oncampus .

Done by John Lees of UBC'sPhysics Department the exhibi-tion features 24 miniature glasselephants ranging in heigh tfrom a couple of inches to onewhich is barely visible .

Other astonishing objects In -elude a miniature Totem polerealistically colored, a soapbubble pipe with tiny nymph sinside the bubbles. a VikingOtto and a sailing ship, a treewith an archer discharging anarrow at a tiny bird perched onthe branches. flying fish, gir•affes and dragons .

Bennet Beats

Baru Badly

Once again, battling "Baru"Nyiander met defeat at th ehands of his peers .

This time it was in the LawUndergraduate Society's presi-dential election held Friday.

Beaten out by Victor Bennet ,Law 2 . with 90 votes . Baru camea close 'second in the field ofthree with 54 votes .

Low man on the totem polewas Denis Creighton who polled26 first choice votes in the pre-ferential voting . One count wa sall that was necessary to deter-mine the winner .

Although not conducting asspirited a campaign as he did i nhis unsuccessful bid for Prat.dent of the AMS, it was feltBaru gained many votes fromhis lone sign in the Law uifd-ing. The sign read : "Vote Baru—the best politician money canbuy."

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'Julius Caesar' Pairs

Reduced F01' StudihtiThe AMS office is waiting fo r

students to pick up 1500 couponentitling the holders to see"Julius Caesar." currently show-ing at the Studio Theatre onGranville, for reduced prices.

Evening tickets will be reduc-ed from $1 .25 to $1 .00 and ma-tinee tickets from 75c . to .60cfor holders of such coupons.

ALUMNI

A former sociologist at Cali-fornia's San Quentin and Chin oPrisons and three of BC's lead -

able clauses removed by the na- it

penal administrators hav etional or international bodies of f been named to guide Canada ' swhich they are members . Be-~I first full-fledged criminologycause of this . it seemed to the y course when it starts at UB CFaculty Council that sununaryj p rat fal l

Elmer (Kind Nilson, crimino-lnttist• will direct the graduat eturd wtdereraduulc course a sassistant professor .

Intra-Mural s DebatesTo Conclude Friday

Legion cup, symbolic of intramural debating supremacy ,will be awarded following the final debate of the intra-mura lcompetition in Arts 100 Friday noon .

Semi-finals in the debating series will be completed earlie r— this week .

Tuesday at 3 .30 p.m. in Law2, Ian Fraser and Dean Beau -bier. both Law 2 . will attemptto justify the new five percen tsales tax. Al Thackery andJohn Underhill . both Commerc e2. will take the negative stand .

Legalized gambling will bethe top ic Wednesday at 3 .30 ,also in Law 2, when an Artsteam tussles with Alpha TauOmega .

The debating team gainingthe highest points in these tw odebates will meet the third yea rLaw team of Dave Youngstonand Keith H!tlman in Friday' sdebate . debate chairman .PeterHenslowe said Monday .

Dort Lanskill . who Institutedthe Legion Cup debating whenhe attended UBC in 1947, willbe one of the Judges in the finaldebate .

The Cup was initiated in thehope of encoura ging intra-mura ldebating and to develop capabledebaters for McGoun Cup com-petition .

C'CF Club Rejects Grant

As 'Hopelessly Inadequate`

The recent $200,000 budget grant to UBC was rejected a s

"hopelessly inadequate" by the campus CCF Club in their an-

nual spring meeting March 11. '

.The club called for a $10 mil -

lion capital grant to start UBC's

much needed building progra m

and alleviate hazardous studen t

housing conditions ."

A telegram was sent to Arnol d

Webster, CCF leader of the opp-

osition in Victoria, acquaintin g

him with the club's views .

International House Associa-tion at UBC has a sign over itsdoor now .

Through the kindness an dhelp of many friends, includin gDr. Norman MacKenzie (carpen-ter first class). IRA has a longawaited clubroom in hut L•4 .

Monday. Dr. MacKenziewielded a hammer to tack afreshly painted sign over theIHA clubroom entrance .

Maroole Rotary Club, whosepresident attended the "christ-ening." donated $1800 and 800man hours of work to put theclubhouse in shape .

Furnishings were donated byZonta. a local service club, tPround out the lounge and kit-chen facilities at the new hom eof international students .

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, THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, March 16, 1954

Top High School Teams Will CompeteIn Western Canada's Bi • • est Tourne y

, The tournament is sponsoredby . VBC and headed by JackPomfret and for a very good

tjiion . From this ever expandin g

Orhament has come such playPa. as Ernie Nyhaug, Danny

Ileharko and Bob Ramsay, jus tto , mention a few .

' Jaek feels that by encouragingOtig tournament and expandin gJr very year he is helping tojItl Ova the calibre of high schoolbe and ultimately improve

I teams, From a small toura-

~. a few years ago the tourna -1• has grown into the big •

=iind best prep school compet •itlf .; in Canada .

AIR TICKET•-.Students can buy a ticket fo ritllg that will admit them to alltike.games including the finals o ntl'tarday night . It is worth every -

bi's .ishile to buy tl four day$lelfet as It wilt cost 50c to see .4 . game alone If you don' t$ve-a four-day pan .' IMUrriaby South captured thew, •

Awvr Mainland championshiprum ., Lord Byng by a 52 .20

e on Friday night and must begiven 'the inside tgagk on the Pro -vincial Crown . AJ Lower Main -lend team has etever lost thechampionship but this year theyean ' expect some tough competit-ior!, especially from Victoria andMission .

Here is tomorrows draw . --ll :45 -ePentiction vs . Esqulmal t05--Victoria vs. Delta2:30—Albernia vs. West Van3:45—Gladstone vs . Kamloop s

sot_

Burnaby South Squa dIs .: Qumtet To Beat

The,biggest High School basketball tournament in Canad aWill start this Wednesday morning in the War Memorial Gy msmd continue until a new Provincial champ is crowned Satur-day night .

.. The finest prep school teams in r -- -

-to _ -__

the Province have been fighting 5'00—Trapp Tech vs. PrinceGift in zone playoffs for the

hiss two weeks to decide theftdal 1,8 teams that will appea rto .the tournament .

The lower Mainland, Frase rValley and Howe Sound zoneplayoffs all ended last weeken dgad the teams making the journeyt tiBC are Pentiction, Esqulmalt .,V$gtotia High, Delta, Alberni ,` .at - Van, Gladstone, Kamloops ,Npp'Tech, Prince George, Duke

o$ Connaught, Minion, Burnab ySouth,' Como Lake, Trail andLord Hyng, In its usual short-sighted

manner the Ubvssey sports staf f(Stan Beck. prop.) made themuff of the vear last week whe nit forgot to publish the colossa lnews that the UBC Swim Teamwalked. or rather paddled, awa yfrom Eastern and Western Wash -in gton to bring the EvergreenConference water crown bac kto UBC .

Doug Whittle. coach of theswim team. had modestly fore-cast that UBC would win by 3 0points . Doug would never mak ea basketball tout . his figureswere a long way off .WHITTLE OF F

UBC won. not by 30 points ,but by 66 . Eastern Washingto nwas a dlstent second with a to-tal of 76. Western Washington ,last year's conference champs ,finished with a meagre 41 . Nowif there are any mathematiciansin the crowd. add up the losers 'scores and you will, find ou ttheir total is 25 points less thanUBC's. Maybe that's the 30points Whittle was talkingabout .

The blue and gold was noth-in g less than sensation?] in thei rwin. They took every firs tplace and all but three of theseconds . ,

Jerry Marik, Doug Kilbur nand Dune McInnes led the rbut ,picking un three first placesapiece . Al Borthwick . Bill Wil-son and Harry Walters finishedthe slaughter by taking the div-ing competition, one-two-three .

In taking the swimming mee tby such an overwhelmin g mar -g in . UBC established the factthat in some Evergreen sportsat least . the blue and goldcolors don't take a back seat to ,anyone .

'A bouauet is due to Doug !

Whittle and his crew . We (ofI The Ubvssev , are a little late Rfolks. but it was a great show .

SplashersSwampEastern

George6 :45—Duke Conn. vs. Missio n8:00—Burnaby vs . Como Lake9;15—Trail vs . Lord Byre;

un ,

LED BY DON STEEN, holding the ball, South Burnaby, 19 54 Lower Mainlapd champions, are favoured to capture th eProvincial crown in the tournament that gets underway Wednesday morning in the War Memorial Gym .

Bas Phillips Wants PRO

To PUBLICIZE All Athletics

Athletic Director Bus Phillips is now accepting appli-cations for the post of Public Relations Officer for ath•.Ietks.

SPORT

Under Des Eadie this year the PRO position has be -come increasingly important, and all publicity for athleti cevents on the campus is handled by this office .

Applications are to be turned in to Bus Phillips inwritten form at the Men's Gym .

SPORTS EDITOR — STAN BEC K

e Drops Teeth

As Chiefs Win

By MIKE GLASPIEUBC Chiefs moved to within a single point of second-plac e

Ex-Brits in the Third Division V & D League when they edge dMain Merchants 4-3 in a Sunday soccer game that even in .

Once again UBC athletics are in the unenviable position of eluded a treasure hunt for the referee's false teeth .becoming the laughing stock of the downtown press .

The hunt was a surprise for the

- -Our campus, after a long and sometimes bitter fight, is be- players and none of them realized! minutes later Varsity was ;

big graced with the finest swimming pool in North America . it was in progress until a main ' awarded a penalty shot and DickHowever, we got this fine pool on one condition, and it is a big player side-stepped with a stert- Matthews proved he is only hu• ,condition—that the University roof the pool .

led look when he noticed them man by missing his first of the 'It will cost approximately $150,000 to protect our swimmers -smiling up at him from the turf . season . The missed penalty took ;

from the elements . That isn't a terrific amount of money for a__ , „ lumbia The referee hurriedly rescued all the shine out of the Birds 'the molars. muttering explana- attack and was the turning poin ttions of dropping them shortly' , in the contest .after the second half bean .

The win extended the students For the remainder of the gamespectacular undefeated st r eak to Bird goalie Ernie Kuyt was kep ttwelve games and left them ,just, busy and made some tremendou sfour powlts behind league-leading say's . Ronitie fullback Ian Todd ,

And even if we do get a grant it will probably be explicitly ear-

who improves with every outing ,'North Burnaby .marked for residences, an arts ' building and a medical sciences

layecl his best game of the seaso nMAINS SURPRISE

l tbuilding.

Inc] broke up many of Dominion sThat leaves it, in case you haven't already guessed, up to , Chiefs encountered surprising- .tttacks ,

the students . The War Memorial Gym, the Women's Gym and ly strong opposition from Main s

Brock Hall were all largely paid for by the students and now and were held to a 1-1 tie at the 1 gs/00700.

it is up to us once again. If the pool, is going to be roofed it breather with Trig Carlso nis going to have to be from the money contributed by the stu- scoring the Chief goal .

depts .

CHIEFS SCORE THRE EEither the students put up the money or UBC is going to As the second half began Chief s

have the fanciest skating rink in the world . Imagine what the struck for three (wick goals bypress will say if, after a bitter fight with the Vancouver Swim Gerry Roves and Roger FO XClub, UBC gets the pool and then cannot roof it . My ears are with two for what looked to be aburning already .

comfortable 4-1 leach But Main sHere is how the students can roof the pool .

fought back and notched twoFive dollars of your AMS fees are allocated to finish pay- seals before time ran out .

hog for the War Memorial Gym .

At present we still owe

Varsity's stay in the Provincia l$67:000 and it will be two more years before it is paid off . Cup competition couldn't have ;The Board of Governors has also contributed to the Gym fund been shorter as they lost a 2- 1to the tune of $10,000 every year for the last five years .

I,rst round match to Dominion .,Once again the Board of Governors is willing to help the in the stadium on Saturda ,v .

Students by putting up $75,000 of the $150,000 required for the

Varsity failed to do ,ui} thin groof . That means the students have to put up the other $75,000 . right for half a game and foun dThis can be done by borrowing the money on the security of the themselves on the short earl of afive dollars that we are presently paying for the gym . In other 2-0 score at the half .words, the f ive dollars that you are now paying for the Gym ,Will, in two years be diverted to roofing the pool .

MATTHEWS MISSES FIRS T

A motion to this effect will be put on the floor of Thursday's The Birds looked like a differ -

General Meeting, and we sincerely urge all students to turn out sent chub at the bsameins (,1 th e

and vote for it . Remember your fees will not he raised by on,, second frame and lion l ;snlou

cent, you will just enable the AMS to borrow enough month' hearted hems l',or : S~uiu~ou' ~to roof the pool on the security of the money that you are al- Perfect Pnti, to Put leis It UH Iso'l -

ready paying .

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roof, but to the niversity oritish Co, in its presen t• financial condition, it might as well be a $150,000,000 .

In simpler terms—we ain't got the dough .There is only cne possible way that the administration ca n

robf the pool . If the University gets a large capital grant fro m

the Provincial government then the problem will be solved .

But it is extremely doubtful that a large grant is forthcoming. THE

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