you might be a buzzard maintainer if… 1.you’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing… 2.you...
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You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If…
1. You’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing…
2. You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls than the supply system…
3. You’ve ever been told to go get “some prop wash and a yard of flight line”….
4. You’ve ever had to walk for a week after not signing off your AF 1800…
5.10 You believe the aircraft has a soul…
6. You’ve ever used a wheel chock as a hammer…
7. You’ve ever had to defuel and aircraft an hour after refueling it…
8. All you care about is the flying schedule and your days off…
9. You think everyone who isn’t a Maintainer is a wimp….
10. You can’t figure out why maintenance officers exist…
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What the f***, ONLY 3 beers?
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It’s only an info-note…good to
go!
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I will train my people to Remove the Power Cord
before starting tow vehicle…
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Bill, you HAVE to take a day off!
Does he know I sleep in my truck every
night?
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Here
Wood…P-Diddy…
He’s at the Cadillac!
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When I grow up…
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Maybe my ex-girlfriends won’t
recognize me
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Don’t look at me…I just dig the
hat!
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Seems to have a “dropped” object….!
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Are you sure you’re Code-3? Try again….
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The wheels on the bus go round and round…
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Don’t tell the Chief…we lost another tool…
shhhhh….
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Honest, I didn’t mean to walk into
the women’s shower!
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BUZZARD’S RULE!!!
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Do you swear to always give me CT jets?
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How’d I get stuck in this picture?
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They call you what?
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Look, a shiny object!
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I want out…I want out…where’s my crew chief?
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Parts? What parts?
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When do you think the Chief will let us
drive again?
As soon as we stop speeding, turn on our blinkers, and set our
parking brake!
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No Easley, the wind direction doesn’t affect
station 1…it only affects station 2
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Hey Skippy, where does the wheel speed sensor go?
Probably next to the bolts in 2046s
cockpit….
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ZzzzzzZzzzzzzz
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I wish the Chief and SMSgt Muranaka
would leave
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Unplug the –60..unplug the –
60…unplug the –60…
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Ain’t nothing wrong with the ECS on
2102
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If it ain’t bad, why am I down here freezing my
butt off fixing it?
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I hear you’ve recently been named “most likely to lose your driving priviledges?
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I bleed purple…I don’t look
good in green!
If the Chief goes, I go…not!
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You think they noticed I don’t
have my goggles on?
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What’s this button do?
Geez Skippy, what kind of specialist are
you?
I dunno, I just turned it on…
We’ll never get this jet fixed!
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BUZZARD’S RULE !!!!