Why you should come to mother fucking IU

Because you should dumbass

Campus

• This is gonna take a few slidesOr a lot

– Basically our campus is the

– best campus

because it’s gorgeous and

has a lot of plants and

landscaping and other

nice shit

I mean look at this shit

Yeah that’s right a mother fucking gazebo

Paths that take you deep into the woods to find your innermost desires or a nice spot to eat

BRIDGES EVERYWHERE

Tons of creeks and trees everywhere

All of these paths are hilly and really good for walking on – and pretty besides

Shit man everything here is just pretty seriously

Even stuff near the actual school buildings is really pretty and there’s good landscaping everywhere

Just walkin by a bunch a bushes takin ur photo don’t mind me

Every building is made out of limestone and they’re all really ordinate without being obnoxious, and there’s a lot of places with overhangs and balconies and shit

We have like four hundred water fountains.

This one is here

We have a greenhouse

Actually we have like four but this is the one downtown

It’s pretty and warm

Music!

• There’s music everywhere here

• The school of music puts on plays all the time

and there’s like random people that come and play for us because

we’re cool

• Also we get LOTS of street performers and artists and shit

• You just follow the sound of music

to guys like these

This building has bells on top of itThey ring a lot and it sounds like a wind chime throughout the campus nearby

It’s cool okay

The Toooown

Downtown is lovely and has lots of good restaurants and in the winter we decorate this thing here with Christmas lights

Most of our random streets are kindapretty too

Library bears!These are for climbing on and your argument is invalid

This is on Fourth StreetBasically if you ask somewhere where they want to eat and they say “4th

Street I guess” it means you’re eating ethnic food

Thai and Indian are most popular around this area I think; the grills and greek food are more around the square

Ephalants

Other Stuff

• There’s a mall

• And like forty thousands restaurants

• also pastry shops

• and little hobby shops

• And we have an ice skating rink that’s open to the public

• and a roller skating rink

• and mother fucking laser lite

as in you shoot people with fucking lasers

Come on we have a barber shop with one of those swirly colourthings on it how much of this shit can you take

And not see here right next door there’s an ice cream shop (one of literally at least 20 in town) and a bagel shop (one of four or so)

Also we have many book stores – some new books but mostly used and all

The best is Second Hand Books. You can get a bag of books (usually I can grab 25 or 30 books) for $15

So

• basically you should move here

• Like honestly

• you don’t understand

• I haven’t even scraped the surface this is only the beginning

• it’s glorious and I’m here

• Which means you can come over to my new awesome house and we can have sleepovers

And I have a Jacuzzi and you can use it

But only if you come to me

So

Your choice