whoo whoo hawaii!

7/30/2019 Whoo Whoo Hawaii!

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Chapter One: Things GettingInto Place

(Dont know why I called the chapter this; I guess I

didnt have any ideas)s

Savonnah Henderson looked at her clock,Dang. She groaned. It was after four in themorning, and she still couldnt get to sleep.She didnt have much going on in the morning;it was summer, so she could stay up as late asshe wanted, right? Yes, but she was verygrumpy in the morning if she didnt get enoughsleep.

She tried to roll over in a better position; herbed squeaked like a mouse, her bed hadalways been very annoying in that way,

squeaking and groaning, and just being plainold retarded. Nope, didnt work. She turned onher light, and tried doing a Sudoku. Okay the9 goes here, the 7 goes there And she kepton doing these fun puzzles for about one hour,and then finally, finally fell into a dreamlesssleep.

* * *When Savonnah woke up in the morning sheglanced at her clock. Whoa! It was 12:30 PM!Well, at least I got my sleep, she thought.


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She got up, yawned and stretched; as she didshe felt her back pop. It felt so relaxing, and

she loved doing it in front of her mom, whohated the sound. She grinned stupidly, italways put a smile on her face when shethough of that.

She put on her favorite pair of Capris, andyellow baggy shirt. She hated happy colors, butnot today for some reason. She walkeddownstairs, and almost tripped on her sisterSierras stupid dog Ruby. She was a little ChoWeiner and everybody though she wassoooooo cute, but Savonnah knew her trueside. She was a yappy dumb blob that lookedlike a rat. Savonnah loved rats, but not onethat looked this ugly.

Savonnah started poking around in hope offinding something good to eat. Her mom andDad were most likely taking a walk, shethought. It looked like her mom did actuallymake breakfast, but unfortunately there wasnt

any food left for poor Savonnah.Oh well, guess Ill have some toast. Shestalked off over to the bread box, and poppedthe toast into the toaster. While she waswaiting she walked over to the computer, to


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see if there were any messages in her mail.There was! She had gotten two messages fromthree of her best friends: Darlene Thompson

(She lives in Vancouver, WA. She used to live inDayton, but she moved there a long time ago,it had been a long time since Savonnah hadseen her, and she wanted to see her so badly)and Rebecca and Alyssa White. Sweet, shethought. She scrolled the mouse over andclicked on Darlenes first. It read:

Dear Savonnah,

Hey. I just got this e-mail from this guy that mydad knows at work. He was going to go toHawaii with his wife, but they just found outthat she is pregnant, so obviously they dontwant to go. So, he was wondering where he

could give the four tickets away (he bought afew extra tickets in case he lost the twoothers). Well, he decided to give them to mydad. Dad didnt want to go, and neither didMom, so they said that you, I, Becca and Alyssashould go. We are all eighteen, so I dont seewhy we shouldnt be able to go.

We would be spending 10 days in main Hawaii,and would be leaving in one week. So, get backto me, and tell me if you can go.


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Your Best Friend Forever (YBFF),

Love,

Darlene

WhoaSavonnah thought. That would be somuch fun, but Ill have to wait until Mom andDad get done from their walk to ask them.She clicked on the message from Becca andAlyssa. It read:

Dear Savonnah,

OMG did you get the e-mail from Darlene?Weve asked our parents, and they said wecould go, under one condition: that we dontget eaten bye a shark, lol. I dont think that

that will be a problem. Were supposedlystaying at this place in Hawaii, called: WhooWhoo Hawaii. Yeah, it sounds very interesting,but it has a swimming pool, so YAY! There isntreally anything to complain about, since we aregoing for free. I am soooo excited!

So, tell us if you can go (*crossing ourfingers*). Hope you can!

Much love,


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Becca and Alyssa

Okay, awesome! She screamed. If theyre

allowed to go, I must be able to go. Shethought allowed, Well, I hope Ill be able to,sometimes Mom and Dad can get into moodswhere they wont let you do anything.

Just then Jordan came bursting in the house.Jordan is her retarded brother. He is one yearolder than her. He is doing college online, buthe is back for a little visit this summer, just likeher sister Sierra.unfortunately.

About time you got up, dummy. He snickeredas if he told a funny joke (which he didnt,because he never told funny jokes, justimmature ones, like himself). We already had

lunch; because you were too busy sleeping.

I dont care, Im making myself some toast,and Im sure its better than whatever yourgreasy little hands made. She saidremorsefully. Just then she remembered hertoast. Oh no, she thought. She ran to the

toaster. Yep, just as she thought: burnt to acrisp.

Um, I think that what I at just might havebeen a little teensy- weensy better. He


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grinned his stupid grin. Jordan was a kind ofperson that believed that he was the best thingthat ever happened to this world, and that

everybody should spend all of their time doingstuff, and working for him, and then doesanything else for anybody. He was stupid, butwhat can you expect from a brother? Especiallyan elder brother. Savonnah always thoughtthat he would learn to grow up, and not be soimmature, but do you really think that thathappened? Nope, most definitely not, and asyou can tell he just proved himself to still bevery immature. It didnt look like there wasgoing to be any kind of hope of him changing.

Savonnah threw her toast at him in frustration.He dodged out of the way, and hit Sierras dogRuby. She growled and gnashed her teeth at

the toast, it was hilarious to watch.

Whatever. Growled Savonnah at Jordan, andwent outside, in hope of finding her motherand father. She just hoped that they wouldactually let her go to Hawaii, she wanted to goso badly, and she felt that if she didnt

go.well it wouldnt be good. So, she waited inimpatience to find out if she actually would beable to go on this fun trip with her friends.


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Chapter 2: Asking Is HarderThan You Think

Savonnah decided to wait until after they tooktheir walk to ask her parents. Its better,Savonnah thought. They usually are so uptightafter they take walks, so Ill ask them duringdinner.

For dinner Savonnahs mom made a curie dish.It was an Indian type of food, and everyone(Savonnah, Mr. Henderson, and Mrs.Henderson, Jordan, Sierra, and evenFelice.Savonnahs oldest sister, who ismarried and has a baby named Halie AnneReed, who was born in April) loves it.Savonnah set out the dinner plates, forks,spoons, knives, napkins, cream, butter, tea pot,sugar and five tea cups (Mrs. Henderson lovestea; they have it at every meal. Savonnahsbest friend Darlene also loves tea as well).

As they all sat down to dinner, Savonnahthought it might be a good time to ask them.

So, mom and dad? I have a question to ask.She said nervously.

Yes, dear? Mrs. Henderson replied.


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Um She started talking extra fast,DarleneemailedmeBeccaandAlyssaandshewan

tedtoknowifwecouldallgotoHawaiicuzthisguythatherdadknowshasextraticketsbuthiswifegotpregnantsotheycouldntgoandhewonderedifDarlenewantedthetickets! So can I go?

Uh.. They both stared at her in shock, atthe sudden whirlpool thrust upon them. Wellhave to discuss it, well see.

Well, it has to be decided kind of fast, becausewe would leave in one week, and we wouldstay for ten days. I have to be able to letDarlene that I can go like.tomorrow.

Okay, how about tonight when we are about

to go to bed, your dad and I will decide. Just bepatient. Said her Mom.

Okay, thanks. And she started picking at hercurie.

Later after they all were done with theredinner, Savonnah decided to e-mail Darlene.

She wrote:Dear Darlene,


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I asked my parents, and they havent answered my questionyet. They said that they are going to decide in about anhour, so Ill get back to you in a bit.

Love,

Savonnah

She clicked send, and shut down the computer.

Savonnah! Mrs. Henderson shouted.

What? Savonnah replied.

Come up here, your dad and I want to saysomething!

Okay, Ill be there in a sec.

She hoped that they were shouting at her totalk to her about going to Hawaii, and she justhoped that it would be yes.

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Savonnah ran upstairs to her mom and dadsroom. She knocked on the door. Come in.Someone said. Savonnah slowly entered theroom.


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You wanted me? She said.

Yes. Said Mr. Henderson. We just wanted totell you that, we think it would be a good ideato let you go to Hawaii with your friends. Youafter all are 18, and I think that it is a goodidea to let you go.

OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!Savonnah ran over and kissed each on thecheek. Thank you so much. She repeated.

Your welcome. They said surprised that theyhad gotten that much love.

Ive got to go tell Darlene, and Rebecca &Alyssa. Savonnah ran down to the computer,

and typed in her password to Yahoo! Mail.

Dear Darlene. She typed

Ive just finished talking to my parents, andthey said that it would be a good idea to let mego to Hawaii! So, yes. I can go. I AM SO

EXCITED! Ill meet you on the plane!

Your Best Friend,

Savonnah


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She hit send and then wrote to Rebecca andAlyssa, that she could go.

This was the happiest day of her life. (SorryDarlene, Its kind of slow, sorry).

Later that night, Darlene wrote to Savonnahand said:

Dear Savonnah,

Hey, thats great news. Well be getting on theplane at 5: 30 AM in Vancouver, and well go toHawaii from there. Ill meet you at the airport.Have your parents or you drive over here.Rebecca and Alyssa are going in the same car.

So, good that you can come!

Darlene

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Chapter 3: STUPID PEOPLE, ANDPLANES


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Savonnah was in the car, in the outskirts ofVancouver. YAY she thought, I am finally here!

She cut the engine, at the airport and got out.Hm she thought, Darlene isnt here yet, butof course she wouldnt be here, she was alwayslate. It looked like Rebecca and Alyssa werehere though.Alyssa looked lovely with her beautiful wavyblonde hair. She was a perfect height, and aperfect shape. Rebecca was beside Alyssa withher long flowing brown hair. It looked like herhair was sparkling in the sun.

Hey, guys! Savonnah said. Its so good tosee you.

Hey! replied Alyssa giving Savonnah a hug,Its been too long.

Yeah, thats definitely for sure.

So, did Darlene call you? Because she seemsa little late, Rebecca said looking at her clock.

Um, Rebecca? Have you not noticed, butDarlene is always late? Savonnah said.

Oh yeah, I guess. She laughed.


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Hey! somebody shouted. Thats not nice;Im only about 10 minutes late. Darlene was

getting out of her car when she most likelyheard the girls talking about her. She wasabout the same height as Rebecca andSavonnah, and had beautiful thick brown hair.She walked forward towards them.

Hey, Darlene! everybody shouted.

Hey! You guys ready to go to Hawaii!? shescreamed.

YEAH!!!!!! everybody shouted.

Okay then, well need to get on the plane; itsalmost 5:30 right now, so we need to hurry,

Darlene said.

They all started towards the air terminal. It wasvery crowded -- after all it was summer -- butthis was unusually crowded. They went throughall of the required buzzers and beepers, andgot onto the plane.

This is so awesome, Savonnah said. I havenever been on a plane before; I cant wait untilwe take off!


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Yeah, I know. This was all I could think aboutwhen I learned that we could all go to Hawaii,said Darlene. Everybody agreed.

Oh great, new timers, somebody said behindthem. The girls whirled around to see who hadspoken. Right there were two boys who lookedlike they were the girls same age, and lookedlike they were very immature. Ive alwayshated it when people like those girls over thereget on planes like this, one of them said to theother, They are so dumb. EVERYBODY hasbeen on a plane before. The boy said it veryloudly, obviously for the four girls to hear.

You know we can hear you, right? Darleneasked.

Oh, yeah? The boy said innocently. Wewerent saying anything at all, you know, justtalking amongst ourselves.

Right. Darlene decided to just ignore them.But it turned out to be very hard to ignore. Asthey were getting ready to take off, the boys

behind them (the girls nicknamed them: SBBU= stupid boys behind us) started making fun ofthem, such as: Whats the matter, are yougetting angry? Oh, thats too bad, why you


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getting angry? We didnt do anything, thats forsure. On and on and on.

Girls? Savonnah whispered. We need tothink of a plan, to shut the traps of these boys;they are really getting on my nerves. We allhave brothers just as annoying as these guys,but I cant think of anything that would getthem mad or angry, or to shut up.Hmmmmmm. The girls silently thought ofannoying things to do to the SBBU.

Hey, Ive got an idea. Darlene whispered. Ishould pretend to go to the bathroom, andthen sneak up behind them and pour somewater down their shirts.Hows that sound?

Um, one problem, Darlene. It would get the

seats wet, and then we would probably get introuble. Rebecca said. All of them agreed.

Yeah, I guess it wouldnt be the best if thathappened, Darlene admitted.

Hey! Ive got an idea! Savonnah exclaimed.

What? Rebecca, Alyssa and Darlene asked.

We should wait until all of the flightattendants go away, and then we should all go


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over to the boys and beat them up. Not veryhard of course, but just a few karate kicks.Savonnah had taken karate when she was in

9th

grade, and she was actually pretty good,she just.yeah, she didnt actually follow all ofthe rules of karate, but her own kicks, andpunches were good.She thought. Well givethem a warning, and if they dont take usseriously, and keep on being stupid, well beatthem up. Is that okay?

YEAH! They all shouted. The boys turnedtheir heads, and smirked.

Thinking of a plan, girls? Oh my gosh, you canthink? NO way! When did you learn? Thats socool. Do you have a brain too? The two boyslaughed at their stupid words.

Guys? We are giving you a warning, if you callus names, or make fun of us anymore; we aregoing to do something that is not pleasant.Okay? Alyssa said.

Ooooooooooooohhhhh, were scared! They

laughed. Come and get us crybabies, do youreally think we would take you seriously, awhole bunch of little turds?


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Okay, the flight attendants are gone, we cando it now. Alyssa stated. Okay, lets go.

The girls all got out of their seats, and walkedtowards the boys.

Are you coming over here to play with Barbiedolls? Yes? I thought so, while youre at it, willyou please try to find your brain? Please? Itsvery upsetting, when people dont have brains,such as yourselves. Oh, whos getting angryare y-----

They didnt get time to finish their sentences,the girls walked very fast and startedpunching, and karate chopping them.

Darlene went for the boy on the left, and

kicked him in the chest. Alyssa kicked thesame one that Darlene was beating up in themouth. Rebecca hit the guy on the right on theear, and finally Savonnah karate chopped thesame one on the leg.The boys howled in pain, the girls snickeredevilly.

We better stop. Alyssa stated. I think I hearsomeone coming.


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The girls immediately stopped, and took theirseats, just as a flight attendant came to seewhat the noise was about.

Everything okay here? The flight attendantasked.

Yes, just fine. The girls answered politely.

Nut uh! The boys cried They beat us up, forno reason at all!

Are you kidding? We would never do anythinglike that. Darlene looked innocently up at theflight attendant. We didnt do such a thing.

I believe you. And she walked away,muttering to herself, Who would believe

something such as that, girls beating up onboys. Never heard of such a thing.boys mustbe mental, why yes..

The girls peeked behind them, at the two boys,who were still crying, like babies (Just like mybrother, Savonnah thought).

Now, you stop saying mean stuff at, Alyssasaid, speaking for all of the girls.

The boys nodded pathetically.


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The girls turned around in satisfaction. Well,they actually might just have a nice trip to

Hawaii after all.

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CHAPTER 4: WHOO WHOOHAWAII

The Pilot has turned on your fasten seat beltssign, please return to your seat, and fastenyour seat belts. Thank you. said the smoothvoice over the intercom. So they must be closeto landing.

Savonnah, Rebecca and Alyssa buckled theirseatbelts, but Darlene did not.

Um. Darlene? Savonnah said, Arent yougoing to buckle your seat belt?

Nah, she replied, I dont want to. I neverbuckle my seat belt in the car, why here?

Well, Savonnah answered, Because in LOST(a TV-Show) when they had their fasten seatbelts light on, a guy didnt buckle his seat belt,


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and he went flying when the plane hit an airpocket. Do you want to be that guy?

Well, I guess not, she began buckling herseat belt.

Much better, thought Savonnah.

Hey, look! shouted Alyssa, Look at thebeach, and man that water is beautiful.

Oh my gosh, that is so pretty, they all said,and it truly was. The beautiful trees, the lovelyHawaiian sun shown down on the hot beach.There were a bunch of people on the beach,but why not? It was a very nice day out, withthe sun and everything.

The plane was slowly slowing down; it washeading straight for the airport, zooming pastthe water.

Is that a shark? Alyssa gasped.

No, Alyssa. That is seaweed, said Alyssas

sister in impatience.

Oh, yeah. I guess so, she blushed inembarrassment. Everybody burst out laughingat her blush.


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The plane was slowing down very slowly, andthe girls looked out there window, to find that

they were landing.

YAY! screamed Rebecca, Were here!!!!!!

Shut up, said somebody behind them. Thegirls knew immediately who it was: SBBU (ofcourse). What did we tell you? the girls saidin a stern voice, We are going to be landingsoon, and well have much more space, andtime to do some more beating up, so if youdont want your heads chopped off, be quiet.Savonnah was the person to say that sentence;she had always been more of a violent person.

The boys shrunk back in fear, with their eyes

bulged out like aliens. Savonnah smiled, and sodid the rest of the girl.(Im warning you. Dont be eating anythingwhen you read this part).The plane came to an abrupt stop. Everybodyaround them started unbuckling thereseatbelts, getting up, stretching and groaning.

One guy a few seats ahead of the girls, lookedterribly green. His mouth puffed out. Oh no,thought the girls, just as he spit out greenclumps of stuff, right in their faces.


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The girls screeched, just as the yucky goop hittheir faces. Throw up right on there perfectmake-upped faces. Maybe its a new style in

Hawaii? No, I do not think so.

You guys, we really probably need to go to thebathroom to get this stuff off, Darlene said.Everybody agreed with her on that.

They all got their luggage that they could bringon the plane, and headed for the bathroom,Rebecca was a clean freak so she wasyes:freaking out. Oh my gosh! What am I going todo? I have human filth right on my veryface!!!!! ARGH!!!!! on and on. And the girls,kept on trying to reassure her, that she wasntgoing to die.just yet.

As they all washed off the goop from theirfaces, Savonnah realized that their luggagemust be covered in the stuff. Ugh, thoughtSavonnah, Rebecca is going to freak when shesees it. Hopefully there wasnt much on thesuitcases.

There, said Rebecca, after getting it all offher face, and believe me it was all off of herface, I think that I got the last of it, finally!!!!She cried joyfully.


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Well, you definitely would be the one to knowif it was all off of your face, thats for sure,responded Alyssa. Everybody laughed,

because it was so true.

Hey, you guys, said Darlene, Checking intime was 10 minutes ago, we might want toget there right now, and we might be able totalk the person in the office to let us get in, allof the girls agreed, and went in search of theirluggage.

There is mine! shouted Alyssa pointing at apink backpack. She had always been the one tojust shout at stuff, and not think that theremight just be more people in the airport. Somepeople glared at her evilly, and she shrankback in embarrassment, and shock. I guess I

should shut up, she said in a pathetic voice.Darlene, Rebecca and Savonnah, knew thatAlyssa had a problem with her high pitchedvoice, but they didnt want all of those nastypeople to be so nasty to her.

Hey! they said to the nasty looking people,

who were still glaring, Shes just excited,wouldnt you be excited too? Or are you guysjust old grumps? Rebecca had put in the lastpart, she had always been the nice one to goout and say anything, if anyone said one bad


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peep about her best friends/sisters. Thegrumps didnt reply, just shook their heads,and walked creepily away. Rebecca mumbled

something about these people were definitelygrumpy, and that maybe the Hawaiian sun justneeds to get to them.

Come on guys, we really need to find ourluggage, Darlene said earnestly, looking ather watch, We have about 15 minutes, untilthey will probably forget about us. The girlsstarted walking towards the luggage stand,when they saw someone that they never hopedto lay eyes on again: SBBU. Oh no, they allthought. The boys actually hadnt noticed themyet, but when they felt their evil stare, thereeyes bulged, and they ran for it. One of theboys had a bruise on his neck, and a patch of

missing hair. Cool, thought Savonnah, I didthat.

The boys were out of sight, before the girlscould say one nasty remark about them. Wevetaught them, thought the girls mischievously.

I already know where mine is, Alyssa said,she went and picked up her pink backpack, andher makeup case.


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Quickly Rebecca and Darlene also found theirbags. It took Savonnah a little longer to findhers.

And now, the time that they had all beenwaiting for. They slowly stepped out of theairport, and into the hot Hawaii sun.

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CHAPTER 5: THE BEACH AND

SHARKS

We are going to have to walk from here,stated Darlene. The reason that they had towalk was because they didnt rent a car. They(of course) didnt have enough money. Theydid have money, but not entirely enough.

The girls had been walking for about 30minutes now, and they finally saw the sign oftheir hotel: WHOO WHOO HAWAII HOTEL INNAND SUITES!!! (And the sign was also inSpanish for some peculiar reason). The girlssighed in contentment as the too hot Hawaii

weather was blown away with the wonderfullycold air conditioner.

Oh I love Hawaii, but I love air conditioner,Savonnah breathed in contentment.


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freaking out. Rebecca quickly calmed down,and they agreed to go swimming after they gotchecked in. They all walked over to the check

in place, in hope of checking in immediately, sothat they could get down to the beach quickly.

Can I help you? a handsome looking manasked the girls.

Yes, Darlene replied, taking over, We have areservation for a suite for Darlene Thompson,she said pointing to herself.

Youre late. He said with a smile, But itsfine. I am always late, I am sure you too havean excuse. Let me check you guys in

Thanks, said all of the girls with huge smiles.

They were happy that they actually got in.

Heres your key, and you guys have a niceday in Hawaii. Said the nice gentlemen. Thegirls said there thanks, and lugged theirluggage onto the elevator. Alyssa leanedforward and hit the 5 button, which was

where their room is. On story # 5 room 543.

Im glad that we got a higher floor, remarkedSavonnah, I have always been one of thosepeople who loves high places. The girls


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agreed how beautiful the view was, and thenthey decided to take turns with the bathroom.1. Use the toilet. 2. Get makeup on (which was

ruined). 3. Get swim suits on. And the girls didall three of these things, put on their flip-flopsand flip-flopped down to the breezily hotbeach.

.Ooooohhhhh! said Darlene. Man, thereare sooooo many hot guys on this beach. Why?Why always Hawaii? Theyre all surfing, reallyawesomely. Really sweetly awesome. Man, thatgu-She didnt get a chance to finish hersentence. Alyssa was about to slap her,Rebecca was getting red in the face with furybecause she kept on going on and on. Nobodydid actually slap herbut Savonnah didpunch her.right in the face. Will you please

try to be quiet about the boys?! she said,trying to remain calm. I mean seriously that isgetting really annoying..whoa, she suddenlystopped saying mean things at Darlene. Shehad caught a glimpse of a guy on a surf board,going perfectly over a wave. She turned brightred. Whoa, he is hot. Sorry I was being mean,

but I can see why you were babbling on andon. She was still staring at that guy. Rebeccaand Alyssa followed Savonnahs and Darlenesgaze, and caught sight of The Guy on the SurfBoard.


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Suddenly, he was gone. Off of the surf board.The girls waited for him too come up. They

were thinking that he might just have hit abigger wave than he had expected, and gonetumbling off. But, that was not the case. Hewas nowhere to be found.Um, guys? Whered he go? Alyssa askedanxiously.

I have absolutely no idea, Rebecca replied.Darlene and Savonnah were too busy lookingfor the handsome guy on the surf board, whohad disappeared.

Suddenly Savonnah shouted in completehorror. Darlene, Rebecca and Alyssa asked herwhat the matter was. Savonnah silently

pointed out in the ocean, and right there,looking horribly real, was a shark fin. The finwas coming slowly toward the man that fell offthe board. His eyes were wide in terror, he hadhis arms ready for a punch, but he was toofrightened to move. The shark kept comingcloser, closer, closer, circling him.

Im going to go in to help him! Savonnahcourageously stated. And she jumped in thewater, with a big KER SPLASH! Darlene,Rebecca and Alyssa seemed to be making up


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their minds; they nodded at each other, andjumped in after Savonnah to help her in theirquest to save this poor surfer.

Savonnah was only about 20 feet away by now(all of the girls had been on Swim Team, sothey all knew how to swim excellently),Darlene, Rebecca and Alyssa were closelybehind her. The surfers eyes were still gluedon the shark; the shark was approximately 10feet long, and you could just see the hugerazor sharp teeth. It was one of the worstsharks on Hawaii; a Tiger Shark. It was stillcircling the terrified surfer. Savonnah stoppedabruptly and so did the others. They needed tofigure out how to get the surfer safely out ofthe Tiger Sharks reach. Savonnah was thinkingof a distraction for the shark when suddenly

Alyssa gave a short monotoned cry. She hadstepped on a coral reef. Savonnahs heartthumped unevenly when she saw the brightred blood oozing from her leg. Darlene andRebecca seemed to notice, and unfortunatelyso did the shark. The Tiger shark smelled theblood; moved away from the surfer, and slowly

started coming toward poor, cowering Alyssa.She was frightened to death (which she prettymuch was close to). Alyssa looked frantically atthe shark, with her big bulging blue eyes.


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Help me! Alyssa mouthed looking atSavonnah. Savonnah looked frantically over atAlyssa not sure what to do. She swung her

head over to look at the other girls, they allstared back horrified. And they all had thisterrified look on their faces, which looked likethey were about to die (which they were muchcloser to than they would have liked).

Alyssa was trying to think of something thatshe/the other girls could do to help her to getaway from the shark. The shark was about 5feet away from Alyssas face. Closer, closer,closer BOOM! A shotgun fired, and then.therewas no more shark.

All of the girls (including the hot surfer guy)looked in the direction that the shotgun was

fired. There on the beach was a man, mostlikely around the age of 20, he was holding asmoking shotgun. He grinned a crooked grin,and shouted, Are you okay?! he asked. Thefirst thing that Savonnah, Rebecca, Alyssa andDarlene noticed was how sweetly nice themans voice sounded. Suddenly all of the girls

fell in to dream world, about that sweet voice.

They had to be brought back to reality. Thewater swooshed in their ears, one at a time,they remembered that they were in the water,


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saving a guy from a shark. Butwait. Was theshark dead? Oh yeah! Thats right, that REALLYawesomely hot guy killed it.

The guy that was knocked off of his surfboardwas still shaking from fright. He lookedexhausted too, and so were the girls.

The guy from the beach (with the sweet voice),had to once again ask if they were okay.

Yes, were okay! screamed back the girls,and the surfer guy. The guy nodded, andshouted back, Do you think that you five (hewas including the surfer) could tow in thatshark, some people here probably dont want adead shark floating around in the water. Peoplewould most likely get freaked out.

I think that we can bring it back! shouted thesurfer, answering for everybody. And I thinkwe are going to need to go to the hospital,said Savonnah and Darlene to the surfer, andRebecca. They both nodded in agreement, andso did Alyssa. By the looks of it, her leg was

really hurting her. The gash, which was struckby the coral, was bleeding very badly. Thewater around them turned red with the blood.The five of them slowly towed back thehumungous tiger shark. It was very heavy, and


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its nose was blown off from the bullet. Rebeccagrimaced, she hated the sight of blood, even ifit was an animal..and anyways.it was

messy! Darlene, Alyssa and the hot surfer guydidnt really mind the blood, or the blown offnose. But Savonnah was the only one that wasactually looking at the nose, and inspecting it.Rebecca turned away from the shark, and justlet the others pull the HEAVY shark in.By the time that they had reached the beach(and the smiling guy, that had the sweet voice)they were panting and gasping for air. The tworeasons that they were so out of breath were:1. towing the shark back in (obviously). 2.Having to tread water that whole time, andswim.

Here, Ill take him, said the guy with the

sweet voice, by the way, my name is EdwardJasper Weasley. FINALLY! Thought the girls!We know his name. But actually the only onewho didnt seem way too interested in Edwardwas: Rebecca. Darlene, Alyssa and Savonnahwere still staring open mouthed at Edward,when he opened his mouth, and the sweet

voice came out again (sorry getting kind ofsappy, lol).

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take the shark away by the tail. Hello, saidEdward in a slightly irritated voice, afternoticing that somebody else was holding on

the shark other than him. You must be thesurfer which was out in the water, when thisshark attacked, he said pointing to the shark(old tiger). May I ask what you are doing?

I am helping you take this shark back towhatever place you are taking him, said he,It does look frightfully big/heavy, and Ithought that you might need some help.

Excuse me for asking, said Savonnaheagerly, but, what is your name? She saidthis most sweetly in a kind of flirty voice, butthe surfer didnt seem to notice, and the surfer(who we still dont know his name, but

hopefully we will soon) smiled sweetly at her,and then said to Edward and the girls; Myname is Ron Emmett Malfoy (and just becausehis last name is Malfoy does not mean that heis mean). May, you all be so kind as to tellme your names too? No, there is no need, hesaid looking at Edward who was about to tell

him his name, I already know your name; Iwas asking these lovely girls. He said the lastpart rather rudely, and Edward stiffened inanger.


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The girls smelled trouble, so they quicklyjumped to saying their names.

I am Darlene Thompson, said Darlene,Darlene Rebecca Tiara Thompson is myabsolute full name (Im not going to put in thepart how your actual name is Rebecca is thatokay? And is one of your middle names Tiara? Icant remember). Ron smiled at Darlene,Thank you.

My name is Alyssa Paige White, and it is verynice to meet you. She said this in the mostpolite manner that anybody (including her bestfriends: Savonnah and Darlene. And even hersister Rebecca) had ever heard her say. Ronthanked her like he did Darlene, and looked atthe two left who still hadnt said their names.

My name is Savonnah Carolyn Henderson.Savonnah said batting her eyelashes.

Its very nice to meet you Savannah.URGH!!!!!!!! Did Savonnah have a fit or what!

I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN! MYNAME IS SAVONNAH..WHICH = S-A-V-O-N-N-A-H!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I NEED TO SPELL IT TO YOUAGAIN?????!!!!! BECAUSE IF I DO, THEN YOUMUST BE PRETTY STUPID!!!!!!!! she was


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positively fuming with anger. Ron looked likehe had been punched in the gut, and had lostall of his oxygen.

Um.I am very sorry I upset you, I willmake sure not to make the same mistakeagain.

I am sorry I blew up in such a rude manner,said Savonnah who was slightly embarrassed,but felt that he should know that nobody callsher Savannah if they actually knew her, or everwanted to be friends with her. You see thereason I blew up so much was becauseeverybody always mistakes my name forSavannah, instead of Savonnah and believe meit can get quite annoying.

Thank you for explaining, and it is very nice tomeet you..Savonnah. he smiled at her as heover did the O. She smiled back. Ron lookedover at Rebecca, and smiled at her, and askedher what her name was.

My name is Rebecca Anne White. She said

this in her usual sweet tone. Anne with an E?asked Ron. Rebecca smiled and nodded.

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them, except Edward. But, now I think thatEdweirdo and I need to take this shark to thedump or wherever Ed wants to take this

massive thing of fluff. The girls giggled at theword.

Well, I hope that we will see you girls later,said Edward, gripping the fin of the shark. Rongrabbed a hold of the head, and the slowlymade their way across the beach with thegigantic floppy shark, and out of sight.

The girls most definitely hoped that they wouldsee those boys Edward and Ron again..theyhoped that very much.

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CHAPTER 6: FRIENDS HAVINGA GOOD TIME AT

HAWAII-

It seemed that all that Darlene, Alyssa andSavonnah could think about was Edward andRon. Rebecca still didnt seem interested inthose two boys. The three other girls just couldnot understand how she could think about food(she had been talking about getting a bite to


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eat at McDonalds or something, because shewas very hungry) and not the two awesomeboys.

The girls were walking back to the hotel now.They decided after the whole trauma of savingRon, and meeting Edward, and the shark, thatthey didnt feel like going swimming anymore.They were walking back very slowly, the sceneof the palm trees and the ocean was just toobeautiful, they had to admire it. And also theother reason that they were walking quiteslowly (some people seemed to think theywere most definitely going too slowly, such asa grumpy old lady, and what looked like herhusband, who surprisingly could walk VERYfast, and glared at them when they had to passthem) was because they were looking for a

fast-food restaurant such as: McDonalds,Wendys, Burger King, all of the cheap fast-food restaurants that you could think of. Butthey couldnt seem to find one anywhere.

They had reached the hotel by now. Rebeccawas worried that they wouldnt be able to find

the hotel, but it was nearly impossible to notsee the flashing lights of the Whoo WhooHawaii hotel sign.


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Once they got inside they went to the frontdesk.

Excuse me? said Rebecca to the clerk.

May I help you? the man asked at the otherside of the counter. Rebecca immediatelyrecognized him as the man that had helpedthem earlier that day.

Yes, we were wondering where we could finda restaurant, which was relatively cheapsuchas McDonalds?

McDonalds? he asked. He seemed quitepuzzled, thought Rebecca, and the girls.

Yes, do you have one? asked Rebecca again.

I have never heard of such a restaurant.

WHAT? cried all of the girls at the same time,making the poor man jump.

Uh, the only restaurants that are relatively

close to this hotel are: Seafood Wonders,Hawaii Foods and Gifts, Pineapple LadyRestaurant, and The Shrieking Mermaid. Hesaid this all very quickly, in hope of not being


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yelled at again, for not knowing such arestaurant.

Thank you so much for your help. SaidRebecca, she seemed quite embarrassed forhaving yelled (like all of the other girls). I amvery sorry that we have caused you so much ofyour time, and trouble.

She turned to leave, as the other ones startedwalking away. But was stopped by a voice,which made her stop immediately, turn aroundand see who made that sound.

The voice was such a voice that she had heardbefore, when she turned around, she noticedthat it was none other than the clerk.It took her quite a while to realize, that he was

asking her a question.

What is McDonalds? he asked. Rebeccanoticed that his voice sounded much differentthan before, she didnt know what it was, butshe seemed to notice his voice for the firsttime.

Uh, it is a restaurant, which sells cheap food,but is very good. Everybody knows aboutMcDonalds. Do you have any idea why thereisnt one here?


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No, I have no idea, I think that it is becausethis particular town doesnt believe in fast-

food, but that is fine, I like more expensivefood.

Thats cool! she shouted for no particularreason, Well, it was nice talking to you, thanksagain for suggesting those lovely soundingrestaurants.

It was my pleasure. He said sweetly, smilingat her.

Um, could I ask you one more question? sheasked hesitantly.

Sure; I am at your service.

Which restaurant would you recommend?

The Shrieking Mermaid. He said without onepause.

Thank you again. She said good-bye and left

to tell her friends about the restaurant that theclerk suggested.

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Rebecca hurried to the elevator, and pressedthe up button. She didnt care what herfriends thought; she absolutely had to go to

The Shrieking Mermaid. Rebecca didnt exactlyknow why, but she felt butterflies in herstomach. You know what that means right?Either shes nervous, or she is in love. Now, shecant exactly be in love, but she had a goodfeeling about that clerk.

The elevator dinged at that moment, shelooked inside to make sure that there wasntanybody in there (she had a strange phobia ofbeing in an elevator with multiple people), andthank God there wasnt (because if there was,she would have to take another elevator). Shegot on, and pressed the floor 5 button, thedoors closed, and the elevator jolted up. This

elevator was a particularly fast one as itseemed, so it only took about 5 seconds to getto the top.

Rebecca walked over to their door (# 543), andknocked on the door, (the reason that she hadto knock on the door, was because she didnt

have a key, she had forgotten to ask Darlenefor it. There were two keys that they could use)Savonnah answered it. She had a strange lookon her face.slightly proud.


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What took you so long? she asked. As theycame into the lovely room.

I was asking the clerk which restaurant helikes the best.

Well? she asked with a slight raise of hereyebrow, What did he suggest?

The Shrieking Mermaid.

Hmmmmmm.that one sounds kind ofinteresting, but lets try it. I hope that it isnttoo expensive though, as you know we onlyhave so much money.

Yes, I know. She said solemnly.

What do you girls think? asked Savonnahlooking at Alyssa and Darlene. Except Darlenewasnt there, Alyssa was watching TV, butwhere was Darlene? Savonnah was just aboutto ask, when the bathroom door opened, andout came Darlene.

There you are. Said Savonnah and Rebeccaat the same time.

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doing something else then going to thebathroom?

No, youre fine, said Rebecca, we justwondered if it was okay if we went to TheShrieking Shack?

Hey, I dont care. Just any place that hasfood. Darlene said carelessly.

What about you Alyssa? asked Savonnahturning to Alyssa who was staring intently atthe TV screen, Alyssa! Savonnah had tonearly shout to get her attention.

What? What happened is there a fire? What?Do we need to dial 911? Help! she suddenlystarted shouting out these ridiculous questions.

Alyssa, stop it. Rebecca ordered impatientlyto Alyssa, You are being stupid. We just wantto know if you would like to go to The ShriekingMermaid with us. Do you?

Sure. She said finally understanding what

was going on.

Are we ready to go then? asked Rebecca.Everybody nodded, and they started to moveout of the hotel room. Rebecca was very eager


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to go to this restaurant; she just hoped that itwouldnt be too expensive, just like Savonnahhad pointed out.

Wait, Savonnah asked Darlene suddenlystopping, and turning around, Do you havethe money?

Of course I do, Darlene replied in a kind ofhurt voice, What kind of person do you think Iam?

Sorry, Savonnah said apologetically, I justwanted to make sure, that we wont walk all ofthat way to just have to come back, and getour money. Bye the way how much do we haveto spend on food?

Ive got $40 right now, think that will beenough?

Yeah, I think so, said Savonnah, Well I hopethat there will be enough, because if thereisnt..well, well think about that when wehave to. Come on lets go, its nearly 4:00 PM

right now.

They hit the down button on the elevator, andwaited impatiently for it to slowly make itselfupwards, to its awaiting guests. The elevator


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dinged, and the doors slowly opened. And canyou guess who was inside that elevator?

It was..

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CHAPTER 7: ANUNEXPECTED VISITOR-

Jordan. The girls jumped back in surprise. Hewas most definitely there, stupid, ol immatureJordan. What the heck was he doing here? Thatquestion was running through all of the girlsminds.

Savonnah? Jordan asked in amazement. Helooked absolutely flabbergasted to see her, andher best friends in Hawaii. What were the oddsof Jordan and The girls being in Hawaii at thesame time? Savonnah most definitely didntknow that Jordan was planning to go to Hawaii.

Jordan! cried Savonnah, What the heck areyou doing here?

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bunch of money. You know how much I havealways wanted to go to Hawaii.

Yes, I know. But didnt you know that I wasgoing here?

No, he said very stupidly, I never noticewhat you or, he said pointing at Savonnahsbest friends, your friends. You should knowthat by now, little sissy. Wittle boo boo. Hesaid all of this in a very Jordan manner.

But, didnt you hear me asking Mom and Dadif I could go to Hawaii with Rebecca, Alyssa andDarlene? I mean werent you right there?

I dont know. I dont remember.So; you guysare staying at this Hotel?

Yes. Why are you staying at this Hotel?

Why are you staying at this Hotel? It seemedto the girls that Jordan was just being dumb. Heprobably knew that they were going to bestaying at The Whoo Whoo Hawaii Inn and

Suites, and just wanted to torment them, inbeing obnoxious, like he is at home. The Girlswere most definitely not very excited to seehim. They were at first surprised to see him inthe elevator, but now they were kind of


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annoyed. Hopefully he wouldnt hang aroundthem a lot (actually they hoped that hewouldnt hang around them at all), and just

stay out of their way.

Savonnah was glaring at Jordan (Jordan didntseem to notice that there was anything wrong,like usual. He was most definitely just being aboy. Actually he should probably be acting likea man, but as I told you, that would neverhappen), Alyssa was staring dumfounded atJordan (It just seemed impossible thatJordan/Savonnahs brother could be at Hawaiiat the same time, it wasnt exactly a good kindof surprised), Rebecca was over the shock andjust wanted to eat something (she wasabsolutely starving, and she didnt want to waitany longer, especially on Jordans behalf). Now,

Darleneshe was just plain old angry..Howdare he be here? How dare he not have noticedthat they were going to be here? How dare he?All of these questions were running through herpoor demented mind (hahahha like that partDarlene?).

Darlene walked over to Jordan (who was stilljust having that kind of look on his face thatsaid, What?.


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Hello, Darlene. He said with a smug smile onhis face for some peculiar reason, what areyou doing here?

Oh. My. Gosh. Darlene muttered to herself.How could anybody be so dumb?

Ooooh, are you cranky? Gosh I hate it whenpeople are so stupid and dumb like you. Jeez,just be quiet. Now, what did you want to say toThe Almighty One? I dont even have to tellyou who said that, I think that you probablycan guess.

Darlene was positively furious, and she showedit.IN HER EYES. Jordan just smiled. Ugh, hecould be so infuriating. Actually no, he couldntbe sometimes infuriating, HE IS ALWAYSINFURIATING!!!

I just wanted to say, Darlene could barely saythe words, we are going to be going to theBarbie museum, in a minute. I just wanted toknow if you wanted to join us? The other girlsjust realized what Darlene was saying; theyhad to plug their noses to keep from bursting

out laughing. Jordans face was not smilinganymore, his face had slowly been turning intoa not so much a smug face anymore, but adisgusted face, and there was no smile.


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What do you think I am? he asked in a moresqueaky voice than usual, do you really thinkthat I would want to go anywhere with you

people? Let alone to a Barbie shop? What areyou guys six again?

Well, if you dont want to go, Darlene saidthis in a falsely disappointed kind of voice.Inside she was actually jumping up and downin joy, at having got him to stay away, I thinkthat the museum is closing at 5:00 PM, shelooked at her watch to put on the act more.Whoa! She gasped aloud, in real surprise. Itwas almost 4:45; the time had gone by so fast.

We really should go. Darlene said. The Girlsnodded, they said Good-Bye to the stilldisgusted faced Jordan. They were just about to

get into the elevator, when Jordan pulledSavonnah aside with his sweaty, grubby,disgusting hands. She jumped back, Get yourhands off of me freak! she cried, she neverliked being touched by her (shudder, this istrue) brother.

Be quiet Savonnah, you retard. He said mostrudely, I just wanted to ask you which Suiteyou are staying in.


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Oh. We are staying in room #543. Whichnumber are you in?

Jordan had a most peculiar smile on his face,and it wasnt exactly a good one.

Well, now isnt that nice? Jordan asked theGirls.

What? Alyssa asked.

Well, we are going to be neighbors! I am inroom #542. Now isnt this just spectacular?

Yeah, right, Rebecca said not believingJordan, I bet you dont even have a suite, youare probably not even staying at this hotel.

Well, then why would I be here right now? heasked.

Rebecca opened her mouth to speak, but shecouldnt think of a come back to that question.

Well, maybe you do have a suite, but I bet it

isnt #542. Its probably like 549 orsomething.

Want to bet? he asked in a triumphant kindof voice.


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Sure.

Okay, now why dont you all come over here,They had reached the suite #542 now. Thegirls just hoped that he was being a retard, andwas trying to convince them that he wasstaying their when he most likely is not. But no,he was not being a retard like usual. He wasbeing realistic.

Now, if you will come over here, I can showyou that I am actually staying at The WhooWhoo Hawaii Inn & Suites. He reached into hispocket, and pulled out a key, that lookedexactly like the Girls key to their room. Heinserted the key into the door handle, andtwisted the handle. It opened.

See? he said, pointing into the open room.

Yes, I see. But just stay out of our way, do noteven dare to meet with us again, please,Savonnah said, she was positively quiveringwith anger, Now, Darlene, she said looking at

Darlene, We really need to get going, if we aregoing to be wanting to go to the BarbieMuseum. It closes in only a few minutes, weneed to hurry. Darlene agreed, and she,Savonnah, Rebecca and Alyssa moved away


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from Jordan, and into the elevator, hit thelobby button as fast as they could, so thatJordan could not talk to them again. But, he

wasnt there, the Girls noticed; he most likelyhad gone into his suite, without saying good-bye. That was perfectly fine with the Girls.

Now that the girls were finally in the elevator,and away from Jordans prying ears, they couldtell Darlene what a genius she was about theBarbie museum.

Seriously, Darlene; Genius, Rebecca said inhigh praise. Darlene smiled; she believed thatshe most definitely deserved the praise.

At that moment the elevator dinged, the girlswalked out of the elevator and onto the hard

marble floor.

As they were walking out of the hotel, Rebeccahappened to notice that the man that she hadtalked too had looked up from the newspaperthat he was reading to give her a teensy smile.She returned the smile, and ran head bang into

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Chapter 8: The Restaurant-

Is she okay? Careful, careful handle hercarefully, the clerk was absolutely frantic, hedidnt even know her for crying out loud,thought Alyssa.But, as we know, she waswrong.

Rebecca had hit her head very hard on the

door, and on the tile. She was just coming outof coconsciousness right now. Her friends wereabsolutely scared to death for her. The Girlshad absolutely no idea how, Rebecca hadsuddenly been there standing perfectly fine,and then the next moment, on the floorunconscious.

Alyssa was absolutely shaken up; her face wastotally white as a chalkboard.

Darlene wasnt showing any emotion at all, shewas crouched by Rebecca, looking at herintently. She couldnt get too close to Rebecca,because the clerk was in front of her blocking

her from getting too close.

Savonnah was just staring dumfounded atRebecca and at the clerk that was holding hervery gently. She now understoodThats


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why she ran into the door. When Savonnah hadheard the huge THUMP and had seen Rebeccacrumple to the ground, she just could not

understand how Rebecca could just run intothe door like that. She now understood that thereason that Rebecca had fallen was becauseshe was too busy looking at the clerk and notwhat was before her at that moment.

Rebecca groaned, she reached up to her head,and touched the bulging swollen bump on theleft side of her head.

Slowly, slowly, the clerk kept on repeating,By the way, my name is Cedric Potter. Now,be truthful, he said speaking only to Rebecca,and not noticing that there was anybody else inthe room, are you okay? I was really worried

when I saw you fall to the ground.

YesIThink Imokay, thanksfor asking,she said all of this in a shaky voice; she smiledup at him in a sweet smile. He smiled back,they stayed like this until they were interruptedby a voice.

Sorry, to break up your little love gaze andeverything, but maybe we should stopguffawing at our little friend here, and actually


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get her up to the hospital or throw her in thegarbage or something.

Everybody looked up at the sound where thevoice came. Yep, just as Savonnah hadexpected. It was Jordan, staring down ateverybody, with his arms crossed in front ofhim.

Maybe, you should bug off, Alyssa said,standing up in front of Jordan. Jordan toweredover Alyssa, Jordan pretty much towered overEVERYBODY, he was way too tall. Savonnahhad always hated Jordan for being so tall, hehad always bragged in front of everybody howtall he was. To tell you the truth, The Girlswerent going to be dealing with any crap fromJordan anymore; they had had enough.

And who are you to tell me to bug off? askedJordan in his superior kind of voice.

Well, what do you care about her? You arenther sister, or her friend. You have nevershowed any emotion of being afraid for her, so

if you are going to be a big bully like youusually are, then why dont you BUG OFF!?Nobody had ever seen Alyssa get as angry asthis, Rebecca even was taken by surprise.Theonly one who didnt seem the least bit


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surprised about this sudden outburst fromAlyssa, was (can you guess?) Jordan. He justsmiled pleasantly at Alyssa.

Did I upset you? No, I think that you are justgetting angry at yourself. Why do you keepyelling at yourself? the words that popped outof his mouth immediately reminded Alyssa andthe rest of the girls, of the two boys on theplane (SBBU) that were making fun of them.

Is it just me or does he sound like? Darlenedidnt have to finish her sentence; the othergirls were already nodding.

Yep, SBBU, murmured Rebecca, who wastrying to sit up at this moment.

Whats SBBU? asked Cedric.

Oh, they were these really stupid boys (wecalled them SBBU which = Stupid Boys BehindUs) that were making fun of us on the plane,which we came over on, said Savonnahanswering for Rebecca, who looked like she

was just about to say exactly what Savonnahhad said at that precise moment.

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Um, yes, said Savonnah, actually that guyover there is my brother. My annoying brother.

We didnt actually know that my brother wasgoing to be here, and to make matters worse,he is staying at this exact hotel RIGHTBESIDE US! He is staying in suite #542, anddo you know what our suite number is?#542!!!!!!!!! she screamed, not exactlygetting mad, but just getting angry at Jordan.Poor Cedric, once again thought that Savonnahwas getting mad at him.

Sorry, Cedric mumbled, If I had known thathe was your brother, I wouldnt have put him inthe suite right next to you all. Please acceptmy apology.

Oh! Savonnah said taken back by surprise,she was just about to answer that that wasnthis fault at all, when Rebecca answered for her,It is no trouble at all. My friend here wasntgetting mad at you; she was just getting angryat the wall. Werent you Savonnah?

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See? Rebecca smiled up at Cedric who wasstill holding her, even though she said that shecould most certainly stand up by herself.

Now, can weplease go and eat? askedAlyssa, who was quiet over the shock of hersister falling over, I am absolutely starving.

Everybody looked to Rebecca. She lookedperfectly fine, except for the enormous bruisethat was growing on the side of her head.

I am ready to go, she said. She looked up atCedric, who was finally letting her go, Wouldyou like to join us?

No, I have to stay at the desk; I am workinguntil 10:30 PM tonight, but thank you so much

for asking.

Rebeccas cheeks turned bright red. She hadforgotten that he was actually working here.How could she have forgotten that? She askedherself.

Well, I hope that I will see you later? Rebeccaasked. Darlene rolled her eyes, put a handupon her forehead, and pretended todramatically faint. Savonnah kicked her in theknee, Darlene jumped up in pain.


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Hey! What as that for? she bellowed inSavonnahs ear.

Isnt it obvious that she likes him? Savonnahwhispered, so that Cedric and Rebeccawouldnt hear them.

Well, of course! Thats why I did my littlefainting move.

Oh come on guys, lets just go eat. Alyssacalled out to them.

Yeah, said Darlene in a sarcastic voice, butfirst we need to go get little dream lady overthere, she said pointing to Rebecca who wasstaring off into space, most likely thinking

about him. Alyssa giggled, looking at hersister. Savonnah had to slap Rebecca in theface, to get her attention.

Hey, sista, we would like to go eat. Wouldyou? asked Savonnah.

Rebeccas cheeks once more turned pink, Ofcourse I would. Why wouldnt I? Darlene hadto plug her nose to keep from laughing;Savonnah once again kicked her, makingDarlene scowl and make a face at Savonnah.


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No reason, Savonnah said, We ready? shelooked around at everybody. They all nodded

their heads, Okay, then, Savonnah said,lets go!

Alyssa cheered; she looked and sounded, likeshe was very hungry.

They all started walking towards the Exit door.Rebecca looked back at Cedric, Thank you somuch for being so kind, she said.

Why, said Cedric looking quite surprised,You are welcome, I would have hoped that if Iwere not here, and that they would have donethe same.

Well, thank you once again. I hope to see youagain?

I will be here, every evening,

Darlene had to pull on Rebeccas shirt, to gether attention (again). They all walked through

the door, and headed down the street. Theywere most pleasantly surprised to notice thatthey wouldnt have to walk very far, becausethey saw The Shrieking Shack sign only about a of a mile away. They all sighed in relief (they


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were very happy, because they only had flip-flops, and you dont really want to walk that farin those kind of shoes), and no tennis shoes.

The sign looked like this (the words are writtenVERY small, but you can tell that it is TheShrieking Mermaid, because of the mermaid):

(The Shrieking Mermaid)

It is a very pretty sign to look at, and the Girlswere immediately that they had chosen thisrestaurant, to go to. It looked very pleasing.

They had reached the door front now; it wasmost definitely a very beautiful restaurant, theonly thing bad about it, was that there was A

LOT of people there. They stepped inside of therestaurant building. It was VERY loud in there.It looked like this place could be Walla WallasMcDonalds. The only thing different about it,was that unlike McDonalds, this place actuallylooked nice from the outside.

There were four cash registers, and foursmiling people behind them. The girls allwalked towards them, they walked to the oneclosest to the door. It was a girl that they got;
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she looked like a very nice young lady,probably in her mid twenties.

May I help you? she asked.

Uh, what do you have? asked Darlene.

Well, we have pretty much EVERYTHING, thequestion is; what would you most like to eat?

Do you have any hamburgers? Alyssa asked.She was the hungriest, so she was the first oneto speak up.

Yes, we do, but they do cost quite a penny,The sweet girl replied.

How much are they? asked Darlene.

$7.50 for regular hamburger.

All four of the girls gasped. They had neverheard of a hamburger costing that much,especially for a regular one too.

If I might be so kind as to suggest something,said a familiar sweet sounding voice, I wouldgo for the seafood platter, it has shrimp,scallops, fettuccini, and a lovely thick creamysauce. The girls turned slowly around to see


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who they had been hoping to meet for quitesome time: Edward.

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Chapter 9: Edward andBeautifulWomen

Hey, Savonnah said surprised, that he washere, This is a nice surprise, what are youdoing here? Savonnah was steadily growingbrighter tomato red; she looked like sheactually might explode at one point.

This is a restaurant open to people, right? heasked with a hint of sarcasm.

Savonnah blushed deeper red, I didnt mean itlike that, said Savonnah, It is just verycurious, that you should be here, when we justsaw you earlier today. What did you wind up

doing with that shark?

Oh, we (Ron and I) were going to give it to aschool, for dissecting and stuff, but they saidthat they already have plenty of sharks for thatsort of use, and they do not need anymore. So,


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we wound up just putting into the garbagedumpster.

Oh, that is wonderful, said Savonnah veryenthusiastically, and you dont need to be veryenthusiastic about having a shark put in thedumpster.

Edward looked at her with a satyr look.Savonnah cowered like a dog.

Edward couldnt keep a straight face anymore,he burst out laughing, My friends always saythat I give the perfect look, and I just wanted totry it on you. I must say that it worked. Hegave her a most gentle looking kind of smile, tosoften her up. Darlene, Alyssa and Rebeccacould barely keep from laughing, not with

Savonnah, but about Savonnah.

Savonnah turned her head sharply at themassive giggles that were forming behind her,and glared at the girls.

Shut up, she whispered.

So, would you guys like to order and thenmaybe come sit with me? I have really nobodyto sit with, and I would enjoy the company.


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Sure! said all of the girls at once. They wereactually all very enthusiastic about Edwardcoming, but the girls seemed to realize that

Savonnah was just a little bit more excited.

Edward smiled, Well, I am glad to hear that.Would you guys like me to order for you? It willbe on me.

The girls were speechless.

Savonnah started to protest, but was cut off byEdward, Please, allow me, to buy you guysdinner. It would be my pleasure. Now, I insist.

Well, if you must, said Savonnah, by theway. Why is this place called The ShriekingMermaid?

WellI dont know. I guess somebody mustjust have had no idea what to call it, and theyjust came up with this name. Or, there couldhave been a legend about a mermaid, whichlived in this very restaurant, and shrieked allday. He said this with a tremendous amount

of sarcasm in his voice. He smiled thatwonderful smile again; he did have a mostpleasant smile.


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May I take your order now? somebody said inan angry voice. The Girls and Edward lookedbehind them, there was the lady that was

supposed to take your order, looking veryangrily at them. It had appeared that she hadbeen waiting many minutes for them, andasking them most politely (until now) if shecould take their order. But they had been soengrossed in their talking, that they hadntheard a word that she had said.

Oh I am so very sorry! Rebecca said walkingover to the lady, I am truly very sorry forignoring you..Cynthia, said she looking ather name tag. Cynthia the server glared at her,but had a hint of a smile on her lips, Oh its noproblem at all, Cynthia said, It happens all ofthe time, it just seem to be happening more

often these days. Now, can I take your order?

What did you suggest? Savonnah askedEdward. Edward smiled and said, I suggestedthe Seafood Platter, it isnt nearly asexpensive, it is actually only $2.50, comparedto the burger that isnt nearly as expensive. I

would beg of you all to get some kind of deserttoo, and a drink. Like I said; this is all on me.

The girls each wound up ordering the sameexact thing: Seafood Platter, Ice-Cream Sundae


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(with extra whipped cream, and a cherry ontop), and a chocolate, blueberry, nacho cheese,lime, cupcake. The waitress looked at them

with her eyebrows raised almost to the top ofher hair, Are you sure that that is what youwant? she asked in a curious tone. The girlsnodded. The lady looked at them, with hereyebrows raised once more, and then let outan exasperated sigh, Okay.We will deliveryour meal to your table momentarily. Now ifyou would just take this number Card. Shegave them the little slip with the number (theirnumber was #12), and walked away.

Shall we sit? Edward smiled at the girls.

Um.sure, Savonnah said hesitantly, Butfirst I REALLY need to go to the bathroom. She

eyed the rest of the girls. Darlene gave anexasperated sigh, and nodded, I really need togo too. Rebecca and Alyssa were catching on,Yeah we need to go too. They said.

Edward cast a suspicious eye at the girls,Okay, Ill just wait here. Have fun. He said

the last part very sarcastically, his eyesmocking them.

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Once they were through door, they burst intogiggles.

Gasping for breath, they tried to stop their massiveoutbreakinchildish

Behavior.

Okay, so what happened back there? Darleneasked her face red with laughter.

He loves me, Savonnah said dreamily, hereyes were wide open in a crazy kind of fashion.

Actually she did look crazy, she kind of alwaysdid, but today: more than ever.

Is she okay? Alyssa whispered to Rebecca,No, definitely not. Rebecca answered,casting an anxious eye at her friend, I thinkthat she needs major help.

Does anybody actually need to go to thebathroom? Darlene asked, looking around ather friends, No, Everyone answered, exceptfor Savonnah who was looking at herself in the


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mirror, brushing the hair out of her eyes, andsmiling at herself in a mental kind of way.

Is there a mental hospital here? Rebeccaasked, Because I think that we need to checkand see if she has gone bananas.

Yeah, there is actually, a mysterious voicesaid inside one of the bathroom stalls, hervoice very dreamy, its down next to thegarbage dump where I make a living eatingants.

The Girls cast confused eyes to each other.Then slowly, the bathroom stall opened, and alady with humungous glasses that magnifiedher eyes about 10 times, with hair sticking upin every direction (and the hair appeared to be

very damaged, that Savonnah just ached tomake beautiful). The mysterious lady steppedout of the stall, and cackled very loudly (In avery creepy sort of way).

Hello, my beautiful darling princess butterflygrubs! My name is BeautifulWomen. What are

you beautiful darling princess grubs names? Iam just dying to know! If you do not tell meright now, I will die! I am dying in 5.43..2.


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Okay! Alyssa shouted, My name is Alyssa,this is Savonnah, Becca (my sister) andDarlene.

It is lovely to meet you Ailsa, Savanna, Beckyand Dawling. Anyways, you were wonderingmy beautiful darling princess butterfly grubs,where the mental hospital was. I know exactlywhere it was, like I said: right next the garbagedump where I work. I know exactly where it is,because I used to live there as a patient. Theyserve horrible food, if you are planning onliving there, I would give a complaint if I wereyou. Tell me if they actually listen this time.And with that last word BeautifulWomen turnedaround and passed out right on the floor.

The girls were dumbfounded for a second; they

unfroze and started trying to figure out what todo with the passed out psycho lady on the floorwhich called them beautiful darling princessbutterfly grubs.

There was a disgusting odor coming fromBeautifulWomens ear.

Um, what is that coming out of her ear?Becca asked. The other girls immediatelyturned around and looked. There was a greenjelly puss coming out of her wormed ear.


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Ew! They all screamed. The scream seemedto wake up BeautifulWomen up. She wassuddenly up on her feet, waving a sort of wand

thing at the girls, and muttering stuff under herbreath. She had a horrible look on her face, alook that said, I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. YOU.RIGHT. NOW.

Every one of the girls was frozen with fear.

Girls? Savonnah whispered very quietly tonot draw any attention to them (because ofBeautifulWomen).

Yes? they all asked in a whisper.

I think that it would be a great time forEdward to come bursting in here and save us,

because I think that we are dealing with apsycho witch.

Chapter 10: One of us

turns bad!Edward knew something bad was going on, I meanhow long does it really take for girls to go thebathroom? Err..If he were girl then he wouldunderstand, but he wasnt a girl (thank god!), so hedefinitely wouldnt understand.


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The waitress walked over to Edward. Cynthia (thewaitress), seeing Edward alone found it as a perfectopportunity to flirt. She swayed a little more in her

walk.

Hi, She said in a deep voice, were did all of yourfriends go to? Why in the world would they leaveyou? she purred.

Uh, hi, Edward said awkwardly, they are in thebathroom. Do I get my food anytime soon?

Food? Why would you want food? she seriouslycouldnt understand why he would be wanting food.And then BAM! It hit her; this is a restaurant thatsells food, oh yeah, she said sheepishly, Ill go getthat for you. Will your friends still be wanting theirfood?

Yes, they will. I have a feeling they will be backpretty soon. Edward watched Cynthia walk away, Ihope they will be here soon, dont know how muchlonger I can take of this waitress, he muttered underhis breath.

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What are we going to do???? Darlene waswhispering to Savonnah, Rebecca and Alyssa in ahushed voice. They were backed up against the wallof the bathroom, and shaking uncontrollably. The


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psycho witch was looking intently at the girls, andmuttering some kind of spell.

Maybe we should scream for Edward? Savonnah

suggested.

And get cast off by the evil psycho witch? I dontthink so. Rebecca said shakily.

But, we have to do something, Alyssa protested,hey! Ive got an idea. Everybody looked at herquestioningly (except for the psycho witch of course,

who was still busy muttering spells), does anybodyhave a cell phone? Alyssa asked.

Alyssa you are a genius! Everybody said in hushedexcited voices. Everybody quickly checked in theirpockets for their cell-phones.

I dont have my cell-phone for some reason,Darlene said, but, I am so sure that I had it in mypocket just a minute ago.

Does anybody have a cell-phone? Everybody saidthis at the same time, looking at each other withwide eyes.

Oh my gosh, if we dont have our cell-phones.thenhow are we supposed to get help? Darlene askedshakily.

But, seriously. Where did our cell-phones go?Savonnah asked, pointing out the obvious, We hadthem before the psycho witch lady ever came into


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our lives. Those were the good old days,Savonnah thought to herself.

Moo goo bogus boo!!!! The witch suddenly

shouted, Grubber blubber muggy dingy!! She waslooking very strangely at Alyssa. Alyssas face was atfirst very frightened and confused, and then it turnedas hard as stone. A very creepy smile crept up to herface; she turned to the other girls (who had VERYworried expressions on their faces), Theres no needto fear anything, ladies. The Dust Goddess has comeupon us, to save our lives, because she has so much

good in her heart.

Really, come on lady, Savonnah blurted out beforeshe thought that it just might not be the best idea,but she had enough, seriously, is this some kind of

joke? I mean, you are so weird, why are you doing allof these stupid supposed spells, and why cant you

just let us leave and go eat? We are starving, for

cry-She was cut off by a horribly evil smile from thewitch, I can see how you would think that myawesome powers are just some kind of fake illusion,but I can assure you that they are most definitelytrue. I would advise you to not talk to me anymore,until I have finished my spell. She said this all in avery squeaky voice, that somebody would have if

they ate tomato soup for breakfast every morning.She then went off into her muttering again, notpausing for one moments breath, which made herlook even more like a raging maniac (if that ispossible). The witch was being very much moreweirder than she was just few seconds ago, the


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reason that she was even more interesting than lasttime, is because she was jumping up and down veryloudly smacking her head against the bathroom wallas she did so.

What the heck has gotten into her? Shes amaniac Everybody agreed with Savonnah on this.

Suddenly Alyssa started screaming and jumping upand down too. All of the other girls were so startledthat they just stood there frozen watching Alyssascream, but then they noticed that she wasnt hurt or

anything, she was actually laughing her head offwhile screaming and jumping down. She was nowsmacking her head against the walljust like thewitch.

Darlene, Becca and Savonnah suddenly realized thatAlyssa had been turned into a maniac just like thewitch herself. This was definitely not good.

The witch stopped jumping up and down, and staredtriumphantly at the girls with a big huge ugly grin onher big ugly face.

You see what I have just done? she said this in herhorribly tomato soup kind of voice, she didnt wait forthem to unfreeze their frozen positions up on the

wall, so she answered herself, I have turned her justlike me! I have turned her mind just like mine. Youknow she actually should be very privileged that I lether have a mind like mine, I have a wonderful mind.Im so great. She kept on muttering about howgreat she was.


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The remaining girls that hadnt gone crazy (Alyssa, I

am not saying you are crazy, I just had to pick

one person who would go crazy ), were startingto try to grasp what was going on with Alyssa, butthis was turning out to be a very hard thing to do.

Becca unlike the other girls wasnt thinking aboutwhat had happened to Alyssa, she knew one thing:

The witch had done this to her sister, and she wasgoing to get revenge on her sisters craziness (Alyssa

hadnt stopped jumping down or screaming yet, so itwas very hard to concentrate).

Nobody really knew what was going to happen next;suddenly Becca gave a horrible scream and ran atthe witch with her fist raised ready to strike thehorrible face. But, before she could get this deeddone, the witch threw out her hand, which sentBecca flying back all the way to the wall. There was ahorrible cracking noise when Becca was thrownagainst the wall. Everybody (except the witch andAlyssa, who were both jumping and screaming now)stared with open mouths, as they watched Beccaslump down against the wall.

Becca didnt make any noise at all, she just lay onthe floor not moving or breathing.

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Savonnah and Darlene immediately unfroze from

their positions, and rushed over to Rebecca. Theyhad never been so terrified in their whole lives. It wasdefinitely very disturbing that Alyssa had gone badly,and they hoped that they could soon get her back inher right mind, but having one of their best friendsseriously injuredyouve never known the feeling.

Rebeccas head was slumped in a very strange

position, and her hair was very messy (Darlenenoticed that immediately, because she is kind of ahair freak *he he, dont you like that Darlene????*),which was completely unacceptable.

Rebecca? Can you hear us? Savonnah wasscreaming incredibly loud in Rebeccas ear, BECCA!CAN YOU HEAR US???

Obviously she cant otherwise she would have saidsomething!!! Darlene shouted in Savonnahs ear(she had to shout very loud, because Savonnah wasstill shouting and couldnt hear her otherwise).

Edward at that moment burst through the LadiesBathroom door. He had heard the screaming a fewminutes before, but he was sure that maybe that was

just what girls did (This is what guys probably thinkha-ha), but when he heard the higher pitched scream(he knew that it could only possibly be Savonnahsvoice that could go that incredibly high), he had had


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enough, and was coming into the Ladies Bathroom ifhe had to.

What in the heck is going on here?Edward

practically shouted too (theres a lot of shoutinggoing on, if you hadnt noticed), do you have anyidea how high you guys can scream? Because Imthinking it is kind of scary! Now, would anyone like totell me what is going on?Um, I dont think that you would believeus.Savonnah answered, looking kind of stupidly atthe floor, where Rebecca was slumped against the

wall still.

Edward at that moment, decided to see whatSavonnah and Darlene were staring at: Rebeccaslifeless body. His eyes widened, and then he realizedthat there was still some screaming going on (exceptit sounded like two people were screaming, insteadof just the one). Alyssa and the witch had moved

from the sink, to inside some of the stalls (whichwere very considerate of them).

Please tell me that is not Alyssa. He said in a veryhigh voice (which is very weird indeed for Edward,

because he has a most deep voice). But, he alreadyknew in his heart that it was.

Um, yeah it is Darlene replied.

What is with that screaming? Who is that crazyperson that looks like a witch!? Answers, people! Heshouted, impatient to hear about all the crazy eventsgoing on right before his eyes.


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So, Darlene and Savonnah (since Alyssa and Rebeccawere at this moment occupied with other events)told him the story, not quite sure if he would believe

them, but he did (because hes such a nice, sweetguy); how could he not believe them when he couldsee with his very own eyes that Alyssa and Rebeccawere definitely not themselves, even though hehadnt known them for very long, he could definitelytell that they didnt act like this very often.

Okay, first we need to figure out how to make

Alyssa and the witch stop screaming, so that we canconcentrate on what is wrong with Becca.Good luck with that, Darlene muttered under herbreath. Savonnah turned to glare at her; which wasquite unusual for her, because she NEVER glared at

anybody (yeah right). Darlene glared right back ather; Edward turned to glance at them and couldimmediately tell that they might start a glaring fight.

Hey, break up the glare fight, girls, we have moreimportant stuff to do then that!He said quickly.Savonnah and Darlene stopped glaring at each otherfor the moment, but that didnt stop them frompinching each others ears. It was very satisfactory.

If you guys are done girl fighting now, we can get

on to more important stufflike figuring out what iswrong with Alyssa and Rebecca. Edward grumbled.

Fine, Savonnah and Darlene said at the same time.They glared at each other again. Edward sighed, andthen very slowly he made his way over to Rebeccas


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(still) slumped body. He knelt down beside her, andreached out with his hand and touched her face toosee if it was still warm. He yelped and jumped backin surprise and pain.

Savonnah and Darlene rushed over to see what thematter was, but before they could try to touchRebecca too, Edward reached out and pulled themback before they had a chance to.

Dont touch her! He yelled in their faces, whenthey tried to struggle against his strong hold (he was

very strong ), Theres something wrong with herskin, I have no idea what it is, but when I touched herface it felt as if an electric shock was being sentthrough her skin, and into mine. They had stoppedstruggling now, so Edward released his hold on them.

But, how could this happen?! Savonnah screamedin disbelief, she was sick with worry at what was

wrong with her friend. Darlene was just as worried,and had been about to ask what was wrong withRebecca too, but Savonnah cut to the chase beforeshe had the chance.

But then Darlene suddenly froze, with the mosthorrified look on her face. Savonnah and Edwardimmediately saw the look on her face, and asked her

what was wrong, I think I know why she is like that.She said in a low whisper, It has something to dowith the witch! She definitely didnt have any electricshock going through her, until the witch had thrownher against the wall. I think that the witch did this toher.


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Savonnah and Edward realized (even if Edwardwasnt there, he knew what was going on because he

just did) that, that was the most logical thing that

could explain it. I mean what else could?

Darlene let out a loud howl Also known as a battlecry- and started running toward the witch.Everything seemed to happen in slow motion;Darlene running toward the witch, her hair flappingin her face, the witch turning around slowly she hadstopped screaming thankfully, although Alyssa had

not yet stopped with the most horrid smirk on herface, getting ready to launch Darlene against thewall, at her earliest opportunity. But, before the witchhad a chance to squish Darlene against the wall

just as she did her earlier victim Savonnah grabbeda hold of Darlenes long gorgeous hair, and gave agood yank backwards. Darlene let out a loud shriekin both pain and surprise.

Darlene! Are you out of your mind?! Savonnahshouted in Darlenes ear, I know that you would loveto squish her right now and believe me so would I but, do you really want to end up what Rebecca islike right now?Darlene nodded, and she With herthrobbing scalp and Savonnah made their way backto Edward, to figure out just what they would do

about all of the craziness that was going on.

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go back to Alyssa (who was stillscreaming) andstart screaming again very loudly .

I cant stand anymore of this! Darlene was

shouting, throwing her hands up in the air, narrowlymissing Edwards pretty face, How can we doanything with that stupid witch screaming her headoff? Have we even figured out yet, WHY she isscreaming like that? You know what I think? I thinkshes just doing it to annoy us. Yeah, thats what Ithink. She was positively fuming; Savonnah could

just imagine some steam coming out of her ears,

which would complete the picture. Darlene hadalways been and still is obviously- the one whoexpresses her feelings, so that everybody else willhave to deal with it. But Savonnah on the otherhandshe was much quieter about expressing herfeelings (HA! HA! HA! Right! You can see thatIm doing pretty much the exact opposite ofwhat is actually true).

I know, I know, Darlene, Savonnah was sayingpatiently, I feel the same way, Darlene snorted atthat remark, Savonnah ignored her, but we cant lether get to us! She is probably doing this to annoy us,Im sure, but are we going to let her get to us?

Darlene thought about this for a few moments, and

then shouted in her deep ladylike voice(hahahahahahahahahahahah), Of course not! Imsorry, I had no idea what I was doingI justDarlene choked up a bit right here, Savonnah quicklytried to comfort her, I know exactly what you mean.But, we just cant take time and talk about this now,

whoo whoo hawaii!

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