when it comes to speakin in english

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When it comes to speakin in English, I would like to praise two guys, one is ‘ the 00000nllyyyy’ Aali Hamzaa and the other one is Hamza Riaz. Ess Why Jay; just ask him to recite 26 English alphabets in ascending order, I am ready to bet on him that he “can’t” (he is always confused in using ‘can’, ‘could’, ‘get’, ‘got’, ‘may’, ‘might’ etc. ) do it. Fahad Pervez, he has a wrong concept about speaking English, he just considers it a “lip&face-excercise” rather than a language. Moreover, Chacha the great; he’s just victim of complex de inferior in this case. I’d regret to say that, I won’t be able to comment on “Majboor” Wazir (he calls himself majboor, coz he lost his kids in War against “Ess Why Jay”) in this context, because I have never heard any sentence except “yes, you are right” in his ferocious voice. Sarkar, who is famous for rearranging his 4 words of English to “confess” an new “freaking” “piece of filth” everytym. Hafiz Qamar, (may God help him in recalling his rote), is stuck on “which of the “dozen” of “London Bridge” sized words should he use in his conversation?” (he himself does not know the correct connotative use of those words…!). And the Last, Yasir Alam Abbasi…. He speaks more like “75 singh ki raftar”, that the Audible Frequency Range Scale gets too short to count it in…….!

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When it comes to speakin in English, I would like to praise two guys, one is the 00000nllyyyy Aali Hamzaa and the other one is Hamza Riaz. Ess Why Jay; just ask him to recite 26 English alphabets in ascending order, I am ready to bet on him that he cant (he is always confused in using can, could, get, got, may, might etc. ) do it.Fahad Pervez, he has a wrong concept about speaking English, he just considers it a lip&face-excercise rather than a language.Moreover, Chacha the great; hes just victim of complex de inferior in this case.Id regret to say that, I wont be able to comment on Majboor Wazir (he calls himself majboor, coz he lost his kids in War against Ess Why Jay) in this context, because I have never heard any sentence except yes, you are right in his ferocious voice. Sarkar, who is famous for rearranging his 4 words of English to confess an new freaking piece of filth everytym.Hafiz Qamar, (may God help him in recalling his rote), is stuck on which of the dozen of London Bridge sized words should he use in his conversation? (he himself does not know the correct connotative use of those words!).And the Last, Yasir Alam Abbasi. He speaks more like 75 singh ki raftar, that the Audible Frequency Range Scale gets too short to count it in.!