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Welcome to the 2013 ECE Faculty Roast!. When Apples Get PhD’s… Dr. to Dr. (Professor Apples to Apples). Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 201 3. i s the new. Dr. to Dr . Rules: Each professor is dealt seven cards with another professor’s name - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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Welcome to the 2013 ECE Faculty Roast!

When Apples Get PhDsDr. to Dr.(Professor Apples to Apples)Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013

is the newDr. to Dr.Rules:Each professor is dealt seven cards with another professors name The emcee presents a slide on which an adjective is printedEach player chooses a card that they think is the best match for the adjective and hands it to the emceeThe emcee reads the cards aloud and lets YOU decide which professor is the best match for the adjectiveLOUDEST CLAPS/CHEERS WINS!!The professor who submitted the chosen card wins the roundAll players then draw red cards until they have seven againThe winner is the first player to win 3 rounds

Dr. to Dr. ExampleSmart - Genius- Intelligent- Brainy- Clever

Dr. to Dr.Timeless - Ageless- Everlasting- Old- Forever

Dr. to Dr.Witty - Clever- Whimsical- Slapstick- Entertaining

Dr. to Dr.Loud - Boisterous- Noisy- Rowdy- Uproarious

Dr. to Dr.Insane - Cuckoo- Deranged- Loony- Off-the-rocker

Dr. to Dr.Charismatic - Alluring- Appealing- Hypnotic- Mesmerizing

Dr. to Dr.Scary - Blood-curling- Intimidating- Horrendous- Spine-chilling

Dr. to Dr.Boring - Uninteresting- Humdrum- Insipid- Vapid

Dr. to Dr.Dreamy - Abstracted- Romantic- Illusory- Out of this world

Dr. to Dr.Heartless - Brutal- Merciless- Savage- Cold-blooded

Dr. to Dr.Nerdy - Geeky- Dork- Bookworm- Techie

Dr. to Dr.Zany - Clownish- Eccentric- Madcap- Witty

Dr. to Dr.Gawky - Bumbling- Clumsy- Oafish- Awkward

Dr. to Dr.Manly - Audacious- Beefcake- Macho- StrappingWhen PhDs Get Apple ProductsUltimate Apple FanboyDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013

Did you guys see this new app for the iPhone 4?

You know the iPhone 5 is out right?Ultimate Apple Fanboy NomineeDr. Vasileios Nasis

No, I am not obsessed with AppleI swear.Ultimate Apple Fanboy NomineeDr. Adam Fontecchio

Ultimate Apple Fanboy NomineeDr. Youngmoo Kim

Ultimate Apple Fanboy Winnerand 2013 Apple Distinguished Scholar, Dr. Youngmoo Kim!

When PhDs Have Celebrity TwinsBest DoppelgangerDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013Best Doppelganger NomineeDr. Timothy Kurzweg

Matthew Lawrence?OR

Best Doppelganger NomineeDr. Adam FontecchioDave Grohl ?(Foo Fighters)OR

Best Doppelganger NomineeDr. Afshin DaryoushThe Cheshire Cat?OR

Best Doppelganger Winner Dr. Fontecchio

or was that Dave Grohl?Can PhDs Still Do Simple Math?The Math-OffDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013Shit just got realThe Math-OffRules:A simple head-to-head math competition20 seconds are allotted for each question, unless noted otherwiseAnswer are to be written on provided whiteboardTo receive credit, answers to questions must be:CompleteWritten/said correctly Winner is the best of three questionsThe Math-OffQuestion 1The Math-OffQuestion 1: Answer

The Math-OffQuestion 2The Math-OffQuestion 2: AnswerThe Math-OffQuestion 3The Math-OffQuestion 3: AnswerWhen PhDs Say Too MuchBest Professor QuotesDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013He said what?

Best Professor Quote NomineeDr. Gary Friedman

Youre saying a bunch of words that individually make sense, but when you put them together you lose me.Best Professor Quote NomineeDr. Fernand Cohen

Great Success!

Best Professor Quote NomineeDr. Richard Primerano

I want to be up to my neck in balls.Best Professor Quote WinnerDr. Richard Primerano

Additional AwardsDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013

Biggest Office AwardDr. Pramod Abichandani

Really Really Ridiculously Good LookingDr. Andrew Cohen, that isDr. Cohen

Self-Acclaimed Sex PantherDr. Fernand Cohen

Perfect Attendance AwardDr. Gary Friedman

Most Bromantic DuoDr. Naga Kandasamy and Dr. Baris Taskin

Recognitions...Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013

Welcome to the Department: Newest ECE Additions

Dr. PramodAbichandaniDr. JamesShacklefordDr. YonVisellDr. AndrewCohenMelissaAyers2013 ECE Staff Yearbook...SuperlativesDrexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013

Best DressedKathy Bryant

Most Likely to Brighten YourSmile and Make Your DayTanita Chappelle

Most Likely to Get Sh*t DoneTaif ChoudhuryMost Likely to be a Renaissance Man

Chad MorrisMost Likely to Make All Your Problems DisappearAmy Ruymann

Most Likely to Lend a HandPhyllis Watson

Honors and Recognition...

Congratulations!Senior Design TeamDr. Gail Rosen has acquired tenure status

Congratulations!Congratulations!Dr. Baris Taskin was awarded the IEEE Delaware Valley Young Electrical Engineer of the Year Award

Dr. Edwin Gerber Celebrates Six Decades at Drexel

Congratulations!Thank You!

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