A GUIDE ON HOW TO BE SHREWSBRILLY BRITISH

At any given chance talk …… about the weather

The sun is a rare …...phenomenon so GO CRAZY

Do you gym? Well don’t. MAKE ROWING YOUR NEW

WORK OUT.

That is if you can get hold of a boat.

Explore the world of ketchup

Ketchup with chips, ketchup with pizza, ketchup with

noodles… the possibilities are infinite

And last but not least…

KEEPCALMANDCARRYON

Learn the basic vocab…

MateBanter ‘banta’- harmlessly

offensive conversationsOi oi- a greeting

Nice one- good jobCheeky

a LAD- an absolute legendCheers- thank you

Mate./ with the greatest respect- I am angry

Sorry- used in every sentence

MANNORS MEAN EVERYTHING

OTT politeness if our thing. Just remember your ‘Please & thank you’s’, to hold the door and smile at people.

Brits like to queue so no skipping the line!

Drink with your PINKY OUT

Drink tea. Lots and lots of tea.

Would you like some tea? We have green tea, earl grey,

peppermint tea, lemon tea, raspberry tea, white tea,

more green tea…