valentine democrat. (valentine, nebraska) 1898-08-25 [p ]. · president gave the war portfolio to a...

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y r T 4 J fc M THROWS OFF THE MASK The Iiepublican party at last lias Abandoned even tlie pretense of main ¬ taining that plank of the St Louis platform which declared for bimetal- lism ¬ Senator Ilanna as Chairman of the Republican National Committee liasTegun serving notice upon the local leaders that nothing which even squints toward bimetallism will be per- mitted ¬ -- in the State platforms And what Mr Hanna says goes in Repub- lican ¬ circles It is just as well that the Republican party should take this action though Its hypocritical professions of solicitude for bimetallism have deceived nobody 5GBut the new departure in favor of out-and-o-ut gold monometallism merely Tarings out iu strong relief the bad faith and treachery which the Republi ¬ can party has manifested in dealing with its bimetallist members It shows that there was at no time an intention to actrhonestly with them They have been cheated and deceived from first to last The bimetallic plank in the StLouis platform was a humbug to begin with It was framed with the hope of avert- ing ¬ the bolt of Teller and his followers It failed of that purpose but it was re ¬ tained in the platform though it was repudiated on the stump as a bait for xhe silver Republican vote of the West The Wolcott commission was another humbug not as regards the commis- sioners ¬ themselves but in the sense that the administration and the Repub ¬ lican party hoped that it would fail and meant it to fail From the moment of the departure of the commissioners for Europe until the time of their return their mission was jeered at derldei1 and discredited by every Republican newspaper in the country Europe was notified that the United States did not want bimetallism that the St Louis declaration was for campaign purposes only and that the commissioners had been sent out on a wild goose chase merely as a concession to the Republi- cans ¬ of the silver States Nor has there been any change in the attitude of the party since that time The Republican press led by the recognized organs of the administration has kept up a con- tinual ¬ and vindictive warfare upon the very proposition advocated in the St Louis platform Not alone the 16 to 1 theory but any suggestion of bimetal- lism ¬ In any ratio has been howled at as if it ivGit- - rank treason instead of be ¬ ing an avowed doctrine of the Republi- can ¬ party enunciated in its national platform Never in the politcal history of the United States has a party dec- laration ¬ been so quickly and thoroughly disavowed by the party leaders and the party press Mr Hanna evidently thinks that the time has come to do away with the last - shred of affectation and to avow openly that the Republican party is not a bi- metallist ¬ party and that bimetallists need expect nothing from it He realizes that the pretense has become ludicrous - and is doing the party more harm than good He is right about it and he is to be - commended for even tardy action in discarding humbug and hypocrisy and revealing Republican we or true attitudo But this belated conces- sion ¬ 1o common honesty will not change history It will nt alter the fact that the Republican party seeking for votes held out the hand of fellowship to the bimetallists and then stabbed them in the back and that it lied at St Louis and boasted of its mendacity while the Imc TTwrstttr wet on its solemn declara- tion ¬ Mr Hanna would no doubt be glad to have these matters forgotten but they wil be forgotten by no one least of all by the swindled and humbugged Re- publicans ¬ of the Western States Republiran Consistency An esteemed local contemporary esti- mates ¬ the cost of the war at 141000 000 Another equally esteemed local contemporary puts it at 943000000 As both esteemed contemporaries are Republican in politics and both pre ¬ sumably have access to the official fig- ures ¬ the discrepancy is somewhat puz ¬ zling Inaccuracy in the matter of sta- tistics ¬ is notoriously a Republican in contemporaries have at one time or an other figured out that the Dingley bill a surplus instead of a deficit they will no doubt be able to patch up this little difference of 800000000 A trifle like that presents no difficulty to 31 good Republican editor Chicago Another Blow to Dincleyism It is the great high exponent of Pennsylvania protection the Phila ¬ delphia Manufacturer which now in ¬ quires whether the Dingley act might not well be modified in the interests of larger trade with Canada It can even contemplate a of the duties on lumber wood pulp and the like with ¬ out shivering for the fate of the nation Imperialist blow is serving pne good purpose It is revealing to all the utter absurdity of the enactment Springfipld Mass Republican Need of Markets What is the use of shutting out im ¬ portations when producing capacit- y- is twice our consumption We are do one of two things run on half time or find new markets The interest of producers in this last plan has grown wonderfully in a years but the development of markets does not keep pace with the need of them This explains also the reason SV X- - ti L T for the complaint that there s not busi- ness ¬ enough to employ the idle money In the country The limit of produc- tion ¬ at least in many lines has been reached unless we can increase con- sumption ¬ by new markets Louisville Courier Journal - The Dingley Fraud And that Is the situation In which we find ourselves to day We have relied upon Idol Dingley to fill our pockets We have gone ahead and made exten- sive ¬ outlays confident that he would come to the rescue at the critical mo ¬ ment with the promised benefactions He has disappointed us Either he cannot- - or he will not fulfill his con- tract ¬ We are worse off than we were before we ever heard of him and yet he sits in his shrine cross legged self complacent shining with the palm oil he obtained from us under false pre- tenses ¬ and still insists that we should fall down and worship him Shall we continue to do it Shall we keep on lav ¬ ishing homage and gifts upon this bra- zen ¬ old idol who has shown himself to be a pretender an impostor and a shameless humbug Shall we not rather knock him off his perch throw him on the rubbish heap with his fel- lows ¬ and worshiping no idols at all rely upon our own exertions for our own prosperity May we not in this case at least profit by the example of our friends the Papuans Chronicle Encroachments of Monopoly Pick up a newspaper of any date and the advancing strength of monopoly will appear Yesterday it was the wall paper trust completed and launch- ed ¬ with the announcement that prices would be raised 23 to 50 per cent at once and that there would be a profit of G000000 for the company next year The wall paper trust was yes- terdays ¬ contribution to monopoly What to morrows may be no one can guess Everything fom beef to coffins from rubber overshoes to collars is al- ready ¬ a trust We pay to monopoly for individual profit the heavy taxes which a few decades ago were considered in- tolerable ¬ when paid to the nation New York Journal Politics and Public Service Nothing could be more humiliating to the country than the talk of a Con- gressional ¬ investigation of the war de ¬ partment but scandals may be expect- ed ¬ wherever politics is permitted to in- fluence ¬ the public service When the President gave the war portfolio to a man peculiarly unfitted for its manage- ment ¬ in payment of a campaign debt and by way of promoting party inter- ests ¬ he prepared the way for the ex- ceedingly ¬ unpieasant developments which have marred the satisfaction at- tending ¬ the victories of the army and which will subject the government to unwelcome comments by foreign pow- ers ¬ Kansas City Star Democracy and the New Questons Opportunity coldly and carelessly enough has cast at our feet the wrecks and hulks of oppression They are full of people human beings like ourselves though they are aliens and strangers the party in its j Shall set them adrift shall we our our summon our boasted democracy to a test That Is the essence of the new acquisitions We are very sure in- deed ¬ that the great party of Jefferson will not shirk or postpone the issue It must be met and disposed of now to the end that other important issues may- - not be obscured Atlanta Consti tution He lijjht Command a Lumber Camp Cannot President McKinley find some place north or south of the equator to locate Secretary Alger and renew con- fidence ¬ in the capacity and integrity of the War Department by the selec tion of some one who has the qualities Sae the ty much tne same reasons Mr Lincoln named Simon Cameron to discharge obligations and pledges incurred in the nominating convention Pittsburg Post Worth Its Cost From every standpoint the war is destined to be a blessinsr to tin nnHnn weakness but as both our esteemed It will pay in patriotism in industry produces Chronicle reduction Dingley obliged to few opening Chicago labor and in national greatness Its deeds of valor have shed glory on the American name and crowned the re- public ¬ with luster as the proud posses- sor ¬ of such sons Denver News A Sympathetic Stonnch The kind of sympathy which some people have with human suffering a sympathy which concerns itself with the effect of the spectacle of that suffer ¬ ing on themselves rather than with the feelings and relief of the sufferers is neatly satirized in this story Mr Coddle returning to his office after a trip outside drew a long face Oh dear he said I saw such a dreadful looking beggar on the street He was the very picture of the demon of starvation and the sight of him had such a curious effect on me What effect he was asked It actually made me hungry to look at him And what did you do I went and got my dinner though it was hardly 12 oclock Youths Com- panion ¬ Longevity of Orange Trees An orange tree will bear fruit till 15C years old and there are recorded in- stances ¬ of orange trees -- bearing when 500 years old t iLV MUTILATING DEAD BODIES Mexicans Wore Good at This and the Spaniards Can Go One Better The men we fought then were of the same stripe as those Uncle Sams sol ¬ diers are lighting now said a veteran of the Mexican war recently They are like savages and mutilated the bodies of our dead soldiers in the isost horri ¬ ble manner imaginable After a battle with them we would hjry the bodies of the slain Including tose of our ene ¬ mies but after we were gone those devils would sneak up to the burying ground and take up the bodies- - of oui dead soldiers These they mutilated too horribly to relate and then prop ¬ ped them ua naked along a road which they knew we would travel Thej would arrange the bodies in all kinda of horrible attitudes propping them up with stones or sticks driven through the flesh and into the ground so that they could not fall down Why it was awful and even now the remembrance of those terrible scenes makes my blood ran cold There is one particular occa ¬ sion which I will never forget I was with the Fifth Company of Louisiana soldiers which was what is now called cavalry but was then known as the mounted men They did all the tough work and one day we were sent up to take the National Bridge which is on the road between Vera Cruz and the City of Mexico It was guarded by two forts on high hills and it was necessary that we should hold it When we ar ¬ rived near the bridge a party of twenty one men were sent ahead to scout and they were cut off fronrus by a company of the enemy Several nights later however they made a bold dash and rejoined us bui several were killed The next morning the main body started to take the forte and I was in the front ranks As w3 reached the bridge we saw the body of one of the poorellows who had been killed the night before It was nakel and mutilated In a manner almost toD terrible to imagine None of us sail anything but we registered a silemt vow that we woidd not take any pris ¬ oners alive if we could help it The sight of that poor soldiers body had an effect on our men terrible for the Mexi ¬ cans and we none of us forgot it dur Lug the fighit that followed Yes we captured the forts and bridge and held the town He Won the Bet An uncouth old ranger from the San Joaquin Valley was making his week- ly ¬ trip to Stockton the other day and chanced to be sitting with an imperti ¬ nent drummer in the smoking car Tho old man helped himself to the matches from the railroad box and tried to strike one and then another You have to scratch them on the box uncle remarked the drummer Oh I guess I kin strike a match replied the rancher as he ripped one across a varnished panel of the car and broke off ihe head The drummer laughed at his failure and gave him some more iformation The only way to light those matches is to strike them on the box said he Oh I guess I kin scratch em most anjwheres and the old man tried one on the sole of his shoe another on the arm of the seat and still another on the car floor while the drummer only laughed I tell you they are made so that they wont light unless you scratch them on the box Bet you they will Ill bet you 1 they wont Bet you 20 they will Ill take it The wager was made the old man took one of the matches stood up and hitching his trousers up so as to make a smooth surface over his broad thigh gave the match a deliberate scratch and up Then he deliberately lighted his pipe and drew down the stakes The smart drummer does not know that the innoce old rancher expenico eTc trip On that trick for he has a side of a matchbox sewed in his trousers beneath the tail of his long shiny coat The A College Pun class was reading Cicero at needed Alger was appointed for pret- - autnor wuo tutor in charge opportunity to indulge in little homi lies often drawn from far fetched texts On this occasion it was just after a victory at baseball had been traditionally celebrated the tutor put on his gravest expression and in sol emnest tones inquired of the student who was reciting Mr Smith which of these twe words contemnere or despicere would you apply to young mentso self- ishly ¬ oblivious to the proprieties and the rights of their neighbors as to light bonfires in dangerous proximity- - to buildings on the college campus Quick as thought the student replied I should sir use contemnere to make light of Needless to add the clever pun brought down the house and that tutor showed that he was human by joining in the laugh He afterward said that it was the only occasion in six years of service in that college where he gave a student the maximum mark for per- fection ¬ in recitation The Tallest Volunteer Private Henry Jackson of Companj K Second New Jersey Regiment claims to be and probably is the tallesi soldier in the volunteer army He is G feet 6 inches In height but he finds consolation in the thought that even if he were sixty feec high the Spanish marksman couldnt hit him No Electricity ior the Turk The Turkish Government is the least enterprising of any in the matter of electricity Enormous sums of money have been offered for electric lighting and telephone privileges but they have all been refused w jy -- Zrl i itf TORPEDO GUN IN ACTION mxfKistoisf mir iabv mkx ii wiAjq v-- j- w VJSBB mm The torpedo field and fort gun used in the army and navy consists of a cylin ¬ drical tube forming the main body which is separated from the part containing the breech The gun is supported by a steel framework the rear end of which car ¬ ries the breech portion and the front forms the forward half of the muzzle ball ¬ bearings the other half consisting of a ring shrunk upon the tube near the muzzle Since the bore is perfectly concentric with the breech cavity the gun can be loaded without absolutely bringing the main tube to rest In this type of weapon the gun is rotated by means of gear and sprocket wheels similar to those on a bicycle for increasing speed and transmitting power The speed is thus so mul- tiplied ¬ that the velocity of 1200 revolutions per minute is imparted to the gun In the larger types used for fortifications and on board ship the side frame which forms the trunnion of the breech is replaced by cylindrical casing which carries the trunnions at its forward end The heaviest rocket fired from the Howell gun will contain 300 pounds of gun cotton or dynamite and will carry about 3000 yards The dynamite is incased in a thin metal tube WEALTH NOT IN THE WATER The Gold-froin-Sea-Wa- ter Man Goes Abroad for His Health Last November there was consider- able ¬ newspaper talk about a New Eng ¬ land Baptist clergyman Jernegan by nanfe who on a voyage for his health was reported to have discovered a method of treating sea water chemical- ly ¬ thus extratcing the large percent- age ¬ of pure gold which the waters of the great deep were said to contain This man was supposed to be an ex pertrcheinist and mineralogist and was said to have spent months in experi- menting ¬ on the theory The process was a close secret With the gentlemen whom he had taken into his confidence Mr Jerneganinstituted a plant on a small scale onNarragansett Bay The idea was so unique and the promised REV P F JEBJfEGAN Returns so enormous that it was only n few days till the reverend gentleman bad the general public interested and hot only so but several men of money thought it worth their while to look Into the matter In order that if it should turn out to be a good thing they would not be too late for a chance to take stock in the extensive plant it was proposed to set up A derrick was built in the bay sev- eral ¬ hundred yards from the shore Leading out to it was a long bridge Out here the pxrrrc were ner- - r - -- f ft 7 j xr i -- - formed ls a lue men ui 7j vited and came bringing with them a supply of quicksilver at the request of the minister This was placed in a lead lined box The box was lowered and an elctric current passed through the quicksilver the result being that the precious metal was extracted from the sea water After a certain time the box was raised and its contents turned over to an assayer who reported that the return of gold was not only pure but that the deposit was very heavy The money men were pleased and Mr Jernegan might have any reasonable amount to establish a plant He got several thousand on the strength of the experiment but the plant came slowly One excuse after another was invented and the men of capital grew suspicious He found out there was danger so he packed his grip and sailed for France The scheme was certainly a unique one What really happened while the box was under water was this A diver went down at some point near by and unknown to the capital- ists ¬ put in whatever gold was in the box when it came up Worlds Laziest People The laziest and dirtiest people in the world have recently been discovered in the Caucasus- - They live in an in- accessible ¬ mountain range between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea and as they were 2500 years ago so they are to day Seen from without there is a certain picturesqueness about a Svanc tian village although it merely consists of miserable stone hovels without any attempt at form or adornment Within the houses they are inconceiv ¬ ably dirty They are filled with rags vermin and dirt of every description They possess no fireplaces or chimney All the cooking in fact is done over a hole scooped out in the middle of the floor In these houses men women and children are huddled together During the long winter months they are shut in for days at a time the cattle often sharing their quarters Every aper l - S ture has to be closed on account of the cold This long imprisonment is perhaps the cause of the degradation of the peo- ple ¬ Horrible diseases result from it which are aggravated by abnormal consumption of arrack the strong dis- tilled ¬ drink of the Asiatics Besides this It is an invariable rule to make four days a week holidays with saints days as extras Since they have adopted the holidays of jlery oth- er ¬ country with which they ave been In contact it is not surprising that tho men find little time for work Farm- ing ¬ bee culture and cattle breeding are the only industries of these people while throughout their territory there is not a single manufactured article New York Ledger ABDUL HAMID Simple and Arduous Life of the Reign- - ing Sultan of Turkey It is said that hardly one of the Sul- tans ¬ of Turkey has died a natural death and it may be added with equal truth that comparatively few of them have led a natural life The reigning Sultan is however one of the excep- tions ¬ and the following extract from The Sultan and His Subjects is a faithful picture of his simple and ardu- ous ¬ life He rises at G oclock and works with his secretaries till noon when he break- fasts ¬ After this he takes a drive or a row on the lake within his vast park When he returns he gives audiences to the Grand Vizier the Sheik-ul-Isla- m and other officials At 8 oclock he dines sometimes alonenot unfrequently in the company of one of the ambassadors Occasion- ally ¬ his Majesty entertains the wives and daughters of the ambassadors with other Pera notabilities at dinner The meal usually a very silent one is served in gorgeous style a la francaise on the finest of plate and the most ex ¬ quisite of porcelain In the evening Abdul Hamid often plays duets on the piano with his younger children He is very fond of light musfc fie awsjM jusgag orr7 mm gentleman always wearing a rrtfck coat the breast of which on great casions is richly embroidered and blazes with decorations The present Sultan is the first who has done away Avith the diamond aigrets formerly at- tached ¬ to the imperial turban or fez The President of the United States is no more informal than the Sultan in his manner of receiving guests He places his visitor beside him on the sofa and himself lights the cigarette he offers him He is himself an inveterate smok- er ¬ the cigarette is never out of his fin- gers ¬ As the Sultan is supposed to speak no languages but Turkish and Arabic his Majesty though a good French scholar carries on conversation through a dragoman Quite recently a very great lady had the honor of dining with his Majesty the first Turkish sovereign by the way who has ever admitted a Christian woman to his table After dinner the lady noticed a mouse trap which had been forgotten on one of the chairs Oh said the Sultan that is an ex- cellent ¬ trap It was sent to me from England and I have caught ten mice in it to day Prophet Without Honor The reputation of a certain well known prophet in London who but lately announced positively the end of the world in 1900 has been seriously impaired by the fact that a fortnight ago it was discovered that he had since paid a high premium to secure the lease of business premises for fifteen years Natural Color ol Sealskins Sealskins aboriginally of a light drab color bat as found in the market are alway- - dyed Linenpants are always too long or too short no man ever wore a pair just right fs to length t yAll sbxae women talk about Is well iyabout eighteen hours dauj A Prophecy of tho War Poor Cuba bad suffered at the verj threshold of this great and free country for more than a century before any ac ¬ tive intervention was undertaken -- by the United States Outrage after out ¬ rage had been piled upon American citi- zens ¬ who resided there or undertook to trade at her ports The present war ought to have been fought fifty years ago and it is a long sad jommentary on the too peaceful conservatism of the past that the first man killed In front of Santiago in June 1898 was the grandson and namesake of the Secre- tary ¬ of State who held back the hand of justice in 1870 when the Virglnlus af ¬ fair stirred the American people to in ¬ dignation It seems to prove that whether the war was- - deferred or not it must come in spite of the conserv- atismin ¬ spite of the cost of life and money The thought that It would come was present in the minds of many and in one instance at least seems to have been developed Into a basis for action Many residents of our city have noted in the street cars among the advertising signs which are so prominently dis- played ¬ a series of cards which refer to naval and military lines and which have a double interest at the present hour Although they were placed In the cars over a year ago before the Spanish war was thought of their text in not a few points seems to foretell with ac- curacy ¬ some of the relations of the war - - tr r- - srr7s 8 A clean nation has aver been a laflH Strong nation Fortify with- - in mtp SAP0LI0 Is there not a certain prophetic touch In the suggestion A clean nation has ever been a strong nation with the further humorous advice to fortify with Sapolio backed by a picture of Uncle Sam marching up and down be ¬ hind a rampart formed of cakes of that well known article Truly civilization and soap seem to go together and the clean well tubbed nicely housed Anglo Saxon seems to have in that regard a great advantage over his soap avoiding enemy from the peninsula of Spain We realize the dread realities of war when these cards suggest to us that the proper ammunition with which to resist V- - THE PROPER AMMUNITION with which to resist dirt to SAPOLIO tirt is Sapolio The campaign in Cuba has resulted in a loss of life on the battle field of about one hundred and fifty while every evidence points to the probability that double that number of deaths will result from the yellow fever scourge which largely originates from the Spanish lack of cleanliness No less a statesman than James G Blaine stated publicly that one hundred mill ¬ ions would be a cheap price to pay fop Cuba if by proper sanitary measures Ave could prevent the annual scare of yellow fever along our coast iflSUri ZmM SrfeftS2 - f A MwaPJiZiriM 7IJ jf i i Tt3an wfi Mfirfcww nrfyisnc i -- yc i y - Tunzsr tfr f V The advance of civilization Ts marked by thesaleof SAF0LI if tmmiWWdM If as these active advertisers assert the advance of civilization is marked by the use of Sapolio there should be i good market for their useful article In the Spanish possessions which have lately fallen under our control Whether they were prophesying or not theic an- nouncements ¬ are brisk and timely and the advice they give is like the Amerl can arms Irresistible Knew He Was German A German and Frenchman sat oppo- site ¬ each other at table dhote in a certain hotel in Switzerland You are a Frenchman 1 suppose inquired the German at the commencement of the meal Yes was the reply but hov do you manage to find that out Be cause you eat so much bread said the German There was a long pause When the dinner was over the French ¬ man in turn questioned his vis-a-vi- s You are a German I presume Tq be sure but tell me pray how you made that discovery Because you eat so much of everything was tha dry retort London Figaro A Cordial Invitation I trust Mr Borum said Miss Cut ting as the young man was about t depart that you will spend one inon evening with us before we moveintc our new house Delighted I assure you Miss Cut ¬ ting replied Borum By the way when do you expect to move Im not positive as to the exact date she answered but the workmen began excavating for the cellar yester day and papa expects the house to hi finished in about eighteen montns- - 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Page 1: Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Nebraska) 1898-08-25 [p ]. · President gave the war portfolio to a man peculiarly unfitted for its manage-ment ¬ in payment of a campaign debt and

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THROWS OFF THE MASK

The Iiepublican party at last liasAbandoned even tlie pretense of main ¬

taining that plank of the St Louisplatform which declared for bimetal-lism

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Senator Ilanna as Chairman ofthe Republican National CommitteeliasTegun serving notice upon the localleaders that nothing which evensquints toward bimetallism will be per-

mitted¬

--in the State platforms Andwhat Mr Hanna says goes in Repub-lican

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circlesIt is just as well that the Republican

party should take this action thoughIts hypocritical professions of solicitudefor bimetallism have deceived nobody

5GBut the new departure in favor of out-and-o-ut

gold monometallism merelyTarings out iu strong relief the badfaith and treachery which the Republi ¬

can party has manifested in dealingwith its bimetallist members It showsthat there was at no time an intentionto actrhonestly with them They havebeen cheated and deceived from firstto last

The bimetallic plank in the StLouisplatform was a humbug to begin withIt was framed with the hope of avert-ing

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the bolt of Teller and his followersIt failed of that purpose but it was re¬

tained in the platform though it wasrepudiated on the stump as a bait forxhe silver Republican vote of the West

The Wolcott commission was anotherhumbug not as regards the commis-sioners

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themselves but in the sensethat the administration and the Repub ¬

lican party hoped that it would fail andmeant it to fail From the moment ofthe departure of the commissioners forEurope until the time of their returntheir mission was jeered at derldei1and discredited by every Republicannewspaper in the country Europe wasnotified that the United States did notwant bimetallism that the St Louisdeclaration was for campaign purposesonly and that the commissioners hadbeen sent out on a wild goose chasemerely as a concession to the Republi-cans

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of the silver States Nor has therebeen any change in the attitude of theparty since that time The Republicanpress led by the recognized organs ofthe administration has kept up a con-

tinual¬

and vindictive warfare upon thevery proposition advocated in the StLouis platform Not alone the 16 to 1

theory but any suggestion of bimetal-lism

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In any ratio has been howled at asif it ivGit- - rank treason instead of be¬

ing an avowed doctrine of the Republi-can

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party enunciated in its nationalplatform Never in the politcal historyof the United States has a party dec-

laration¬

been so quickly and thoroughlydisavowed by the party leaders and theparty press

Mr Hanna evidently thinks that thetime has come to do away with the last

- shred of affectation and to avow openlythat the Republican party is not a bi-

metallist¬

party and that bimetallistsneed expect nothing from it He realizesthat the pretense has become ludicrous

- and is doing the party more harm thangood

He is right about it and he is to be- commended for even tardy action in

discarding humbug and hypocrisy andrevealing Republican we ortrue attitudo But this belated conces-sion

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1o common honesty will not changehistory It will nt alter the fact thatthe Republican party seeking for votesheld out the hand of fellowship to thebimetallists and then stabbed them inthe back and that it lied at St Louisand boasted of its mendacity while theImc TTwrstttr wet on its solemn declara-tion

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Mr Hanna would no doubt be glad tohave these matters forgotten but theywil be forgotten by no one least of allby the swindled and humbugged Re-

publicans¬

of the Western StatesRepubliran Consistency

An esteemed local contemporary esti-mates

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the cost of the war at 141000000 Another equally esteemed localcontemporary puts it at 943000000As both esteemed contemporaries areRepublican in politics and both pre¬

sumably have access to the official fig-ures

¬

the discrepancy is somewhat puz ¬

zling Inaccuracy in the matter of sta-tistics

¬

is notoriously a Republicanincontemporaries have at one time or an

other figured out that the Dingley billa surplus instead of a deficit

they will no doubt be able to patch upthis little difference of 800000000 Atrifle like that presents no difficulty to31 good Republican editor Chicago

Another Blow to DincleyismIt is the great high exponent of

Pennsylvania protection the Phila ¬

delphia Manufacturer which now in¬

quires whether the Dingley act mightnot well be modified in the interests oflarger trade with Canada It can evencontemplate a of the dutieson lumber wood pulp and the like with ¬

out shivering for the fate of the nationImperialist blow is serving pne goodpurpose It is revealing to all the utterabsurdity of the enactmentSpringfipld Mass Republican

Need of MarketsWhat is the use of shutting out im¬

portations when producing capacit-y- is twice our consumption We are

do one of two things runon half time or find new markets Theinterest of producers in this lastplan has grown wonderfully in ayears but the development of marketsdoes not keep pace with the need ofthem This explains also the reason

SVX- - ti L

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for the complaint that there s not busi-ness

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enough to employ the idle moneyIn the country The limit of produc-tion

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at least in many lines has beenreached unless we can increase con-

sumption¬

by new marketsLouisville Courier Journal

- The Dingley FraudAnd that Is the situation In which we

find ourselves to day We have reliedupon Idol Dingley to fill our pocketsWe have gone ahead and made exten-sive

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outlays confident that he wouldcome to the rescue at the critical mo¬

ment with the promised benefactionsHe has disappointed us Either hecannot- - or he will not fulfill his con-

tract¬

We are worse off than we werebefore we ever heard of him and yethe sits in his shrine cross legged selfcomplacent shining with the palm oilhe obtained from us under false pre-tenses

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and still insists that we shouldfall down and worship him Shall wecontinue to do it Shall we keep on lav ¬

ishing homage and gifts upon this bra-zen

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old idol who has shown himself tobe a pretender an impostor and ashameless humbug Shall we notrather knock him off his perch throwhim on the rubbish heap with his fel-

lows¬

and worshiping no idols at allrely upon our own exertions for ourown prosperity May we not in thiscase at least profit by the example ofour friends the PapuansChronicle

Encroachments of MonopolyPick up a newspaper of any date and

the advancing strength of monopolywill appear Yesterday it was thewall paper trust completed and launch-ed

¬

with the announcement that priceswould be raised 23 to 50 per cent atonce and that there would be a profitof G000000 for the company nextyear The wall paper trust was yes-terdays

¬

contribution to monopolyWhat to morrows may be no one canguess Everything fom beef to coffinsfrom rubber overshoes to collars is al-

ready¬

a trust We pay to monopoly forindividual profit the heavy taxes whicha few decades ago were considered in-

tolerable¬

when paid to the nationNew York Journal

Politics and Public ServiceNothing could be more humiliating

to the country than the talk of a Con-gressional

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investigation of the war de¬

partment but scandals may be expect-ed

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wherever politics is permitted to in-

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the public service When thePresident gave the war portfolio to aman peculiarly unfitted for its manage-ment

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in payment of a campaign debtand by way of promoting party inter-ests

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he prepared the way for the ex-

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unpieasant developmentswhich have marred the satisfaction at-

tending¬

the victories of the army andwhich will subject the government tounwelcome comments by foreign pow-ers

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Kansas City Star

Democracy and the New QuestonsOpportunity coldly and carelessly

enough has cast at our feet the wrecksand hulks of oppression They are fullof people human beings like ourselvesthough they are aliens and strangers

the party in its j Shall set them adrift shall we

our

our

summon our boasted democracy to atest That Is the essence of the newacquisitions We are very sure in-

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that the great party of Jeffersonwill not shirk or postpone the issueIt must be met and disposed of nowto the end that other important issuesmay- - not be obscured Atlanta Constitution

He lijjht Command a Lumber CampCannot President McKinley find some

place north or south of the equator tolocate Secretary Alger and renew con-fidence

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in the capacity and integrityof the War Department by the selection of some one who has the qualities

Sae thety much tne same reasons Mr Lincolnnamed Simon Cameron to dischargeobligations and pledges incurred in thenominating convention PittsburgPost

Worth Its CostFrom every standpoint the war is

destined to be a blessinsr to tin nnHnnweakness but as both our esteemed It will pay in patriotism in industry

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labor and in national greatness Itsdeeds of valor have shed glory on theAmerican name and crowned the re-public

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with luster as the proud posses-sor

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A Sympathetic StonnchThe kind of sympathy which some

people have with human suffering asympathy which concerns itself withthe effect of the spectacle of that suffer ¬

ing on themselves rather than with thefeelings and relief of the sufferers isneatly satirized in this story

Mr Coddle returning to his officeafter a trip outside drew a long face

Oh dear he said I saw such adreadful looking beggar on the streetHe was the very picture of the demonof starvation and the sight of him hadsuch a curious effect on me

What effect he was askedIt actually made me hungry to look

at himAnd what did you doI went and got my dinner though it

was hardly 12 oclock Youths Com-panion

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Longevity of Orange TreesAn orange tree will bear fruit till 15C

years old and there are recorded in-stances

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of orange trees -- bearing when500 years old

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MUTILATING DEAD BODIES

Mexicans Wore Good at This and theSpaniards Can Go One Better

The men we fought then were of thesame stripe as those Uncle Sams sol ¬

diers are lighting now said a veteranof the Mexican war recently They arelike savages and mutilated the bodiesof our dead soldiers in the isost horri ¬

ble manner imaginable After a battlewith them we would hjry the bodies ofthe slain Including tose of our ene ¬

mies but after we were gone thosedevils would sneak up to the buryingground and take up the bodies- - of ouidead soldiers These they mutilatedtoo horribly to relate and then prop ¬

ped them ua naked along a road whichthey knew we would travel Thejwould arrange the bodies in all kindaof horrible attitudes propping them upwith stones or sticks driven throughthe flesh and into the ground so thatthey could not fall down Why it wasawful and even now the remembranceof those terrible scenes makes my bloodran cold There is one particular occa ¬

sion which I will never forget I waswith the Fifth Company of Louisianasoldiers which was what is now calledcavalry but was then known as themounted men They did all the toughwork and one day we were sent up totake the National Bridge which is onthe road between Vera Cruz and theCity of Mexico It was guarded by twoforts on high hills and it was necessarythat we should hold it When we ar¬

rived near the bridge a party of twentyone men were sent ahead to scout andthey were cut off fronrus by a companyof the enemy

Several nights later however theymade a bold dash and rejoined us buiseveral were killed The next morningthe main body started to take the forteand I was in the front ranks As w3reached the bridge we saw the body ofone of the poorellows who had beenkilled the night before It was nakeland mutilated In a manner almost toD

terrible to imagine None of us sailanything but we registered a silemtvow that we woidd not take any pris ¬

oners alive if we could help it Thesight of that poor soldiers body had aneffect on our men terrible for the Mexi ¬

cans and we none of us forgot it durLug the fighit that followed Yes wecaptured the forts and bridge and heldthe town

He Won the BetAn uncouth old ranger from the San

Joaquin Valley was making his week-ly

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trip to Stockton the other day andchanced to be sitting with an imperti ¬

nent drummer in the smoking car Thoold man helped himself to the matchesfrom the railroad box and tried tostrike one and then another

You have to scratch them on the boxuncle remarked the drummer

Oh I guess I kin strike a matchreplied the rancher as he ripped oneacross a varnished panel of the car andbroke off ihe head The drummerlaughed at his failure and gave himsome more iformation

The only way to light those matchesis to strike them on the box said he

Oh I guess I kin scratch em mostanjwheres and the old man tried oneon the sole of his shoe another on thearm of the seat and still another on thecar floor while the drummer onlylaughed

I tell you they are made so thatthey wont light unless you scratchthem on the box

Bet you they willIll bet you 1 they wontBet you 20 they willIll take it

The wager was made the old mantook one of the matches stood up andhitching his trousers up so as to makea smooth surface over his broad thighgave the match a deliberate scratch and

up Then he deliberatelylighted his pipe and drew down thestakes

The smart drummer does not knowthat the innoce old rancherexpenico eTc trip On that trick for hehas a side of a matchbox sewed in histrousers beneath the tail of his longshiny coat

TheA College Pun

class was reading Cicero atneeded Alger was appointed for pret-- autnor wuo tutor in charge

opportunity to indulge in little homilies often drawn from far fetchedtexts On this occasion it was justafter a victory at baseball had beentraditionally celebrated the tutor puton his gravest expression and in solemnest tones inquired of the studentwho was reciting

Mr Smith which of these twewords contemnere or despicerewould you apply to young mentso self-ishly

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oblivious to the proprieties andthe rights of their neighbors as to lightbonfires in dangerous proximity-- tobuildings on the college campus

Quick as thought the student repliedI should sir use contemnere to

make light ofNeedless to add the clever pun

brought down the house and that tutorshowed that he was human by joiningin the laugh He afterward said thatit was the only occasion in six years ofservice in that college where he gave astudent the maximum mark for per-fection

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in recitation

The Tallest VolunteerPrivate Henry Jackson of Companj

K Second New Jersey Regimentclaims to be and probably is the tallesisoldier in the volunteer army He isG feet 6 inches In height but he findsconsolation in the thought that even ifhe were sixty feec high the Spanishmarksman couldnt hit him

No Electricity ior the TurkThe Turkish Government is the least

enterprising of any in the matter ofelectricity Enormous sums of moneyhave been offered for electric lightingand telephone privileges but they haveall been refused

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The torpedo field and fort gun used in the army and navy consists of a cylin¬

drical tube forming the main body which is separated from the part containingthe breech The gun is supported by a steel framework the rear end of which car¬

ries the breech portion and the front forms the forward half of the muzzle ball¬

bearings the other half consisting of a ring shrunk upon the tube near the muzzleSince the bore is perfectly concentric with the breech cavity the gun can beloaded without absolutely bringing the main tube to rest In this type of weaponthe gun is rotated by means of gear and sprocket wheels similar to those on abicycle for increasing speed and transmitting power The speed is thus so mul-tiplied

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that the velocity of 1200 revolutions per minute is imparted to the gun Inthe larger types used for fortifications and on board ship the side frame whichforms the trunnion of the breech is replaced by cylindrical casing which carriesthe trunnions at its forward end The heaviest rocket fired from the Howell gunwill contain 300 pounds of gun cotton or dynamite and will carry about 3000 yardsThe dynamite is incased in a thin metal tube

WEALTH NOT IN THE WATER

The Gold-froin-Sea-Wa- ter Man GoesAbroad for His Health

Last November there was consider-able

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newspaper talk about a New Eng ¬

land Baptist clergyman Jernegan bynanfe who on a voyage for his healthwas reported to have discovered amethod of treating sea water chemical-ly

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thus extratcing the large percent-age

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of pure gold which the waters ofthe great deep were said to containThis man was supposed to be an expertrcheinist and mineralogist and wassaid to have spent months in experi-menting

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on the theory The processwas a close secret With the gentlemenwhom he had taken into his confidenceMr Jerneganinstituted a plant on asmall scale onNarragansett Bay Theidea was so unique and the promised

REV P F JEBJfEGAN

Returns so enormous that it was onlyn few days till the reverend gentlemanbad the general public interested andhot only so but several men of moneythought it worth their while to lookInto the matter In order that if itshould turn out to be a good thing theywould not be too late for a chance totake stock in the extensive plant it wasproposed to set up

A derrick was built in the bay sev-eral

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hundred yards from the shoreLeading out to it was a long bridgeOut here the pxrrrc were ner- -

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formed ls alue men ui 7jvited and came bringing with them asupply of quicksilver at the request ofthe minister This was placed in alead lined box The box was loweredand an elctric current passed throughthe quicksilver the result being thatthe precious metal was extracted fromthe sea water After a certain time thebox was raised and its contents turnedover to an assayer who reported thatthe return of gold was not only purebut that the deposit was very heavyThe money men were pleased and MrJernegan might have any reasonableamount to establish a plant He gotseveral thousand on the strength ofthe experiment but the plant cameslowly One excuse after another wasinvented and the men of capital grewsuspicious He found out there wasdanger so he packed his grip and sailedfor France The scheme was certainlya unique one What really happenedwhile the box was under water wasthis A diver went down at some pointnear by and unknown to the capital-ists

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put in whatever gold was in thebox when it came up

Worlds Laziest PeopleThe laziest and dirtiest people in the

world have recently been discoveredin the Caucasus- - They live in an in-

accessible¬

mountain range between theBlack Sea and the Caspian Sea and asthey were 2500 years ago so they areto day Seen from without there is acertain picturesqueness about a Svanctian village although it merely consistsof miserable stone hovels without anyattempt at form or adornment

Within the houses they are inconceiv ¬

ably dirty They are filled with ragsvermin and dirt of every descriptionThey possess no fireplaces or chimneyAll the cooking in fact is done over ahole scooped out in the middle of thefloor In these houses men women andchildren are huddled together Duringthe long winter months they are shutin for days at a time the cattle oftensharing their quarters Every aper l

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ture has to be closed on account of thecold

This long imprisonment is perhapsthe cause of the degradation of the peo-ple

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Horrible diseases result from itwhich are aggravated by abnormalconsumption of arrack the strong dis-

tilled¬

drink of the AsiaticsBesides this It is an invariable rule

to make four days a week holidayswith saints days as extras Since theyhave adopted the holidays of jlery oth-er

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country with which they ave beenIn contact it is not surprising that thomen find little time for work Farm-ing

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bee culture and cattle breeding arethe only industries of these peoplewhile throughout their territory thereis not a single manufactured articleNew York Ledger

ABDUL HAMID

Simple and Arduous Life of the Reign- -ing Sultan of Turkey

It is said that hardly one of the Sul-tans

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of Turkey has died a naturaldeath and it may be added with equaltruth that comparatively few of themhave led a natural life The reigningSultan is however one of the excep-tions

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and the following extract fromThe Sultan and His Subjects is a

faithful picture of his simple and ardu-ous

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lifeHe rises at G oclock and works with

his secretaries till noon when he break-fasts

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After this he takes a drive or arow on the lake within his vast parkWhen he returns he gives audiences tothe Grand Vizier the Sheik-ul-Isla- m

and other officialsAt 8 oclock he dines sometimes

alonenot unfrequently in the companyof one of the ambassadors Occasion-ally

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his Majesty entertains the wivesand daughters of the ambassadorswith other Pera notabilities at dinnerThe meal usually a very silent one isserved in gorgeous style a la francaiseon the finest of plate and the most ex¬

quisite of porcelainIn the evening Abdul Hamid often

plays duets on the piano with hisyounger children He is very fond oflight musfc

fie awsjM jusgag orr7 mmgentleman always wearing a rrtfckcoat the breast of which on greatcasions is richly embroidered andblazes with decorations The presentSultan is the first who has done awayAvith the diamond aigrets formerly at-tached

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to the imperial turban or fezThe President of the United States is

no more informal than the Sultan in hismanner of receiving guests He placeshis visitor beside him on the sofa andhimself lights the cigarette he offershim He is himself an inveterate smok-er

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the cigarette is never out of his fin-gers

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As the Sultan is supposed to speakno languages but Turkish and Arabichis Majesty though a good Frenchscholar carries on conversation througha dragoman

Quite recently a very great lady hadthe honor of dining with his Majestythe first Turkish sovereign by the waywho has ever admitted a Christianwoman to his table After dinner thelady noticed a mouse trap which hadbeen forgotten on one of the chairs

Oh said the Sultan that is an ex-cellent

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trap It was sent to me fromEngland and I have caught ten micein it to day

Prophet Without HonorThe reputation of a certain well

known prophet in London who butlately announced positively the end ofthe world in 1900 has been seriouslyimpaired by the fact that a fortnightago it was discovered that he had sincepaid a high premium to secure thelease of business premises for fifteenyears

Natural Color ol SealskinsSealskins aboriginally of a light

drab color bat as found in the marketare alway-- dyed

Linenpants are always too long ortoo short no man ever wore a pair justright fs to length

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yAll sbxae women talk about Is welliyabout eighteen hours dauj

A Prophecy of tho WarPoor Cuba bad suffered at the verj

threshold of this great and free countryfor more than a century before any ac¬

tive intervention was undertaken -- bythe United States Outrage after out¬

rage had been piled upon American citi-zens

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who resided there or undertook totrade at her ports The present warought to have been fought fifty yearsago and it is a long sad jommentaryon the too peaceful conservatism of thepast that the first man killed In frontof Santiago in June 1898 was thegrandson and namesake of the Secre-tary

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of State who held back the hand ofjustice in 1870 when the Virglnlus af¬

fair stirred the American people to in ¬

dignation It seems to prove thatwhether the war was- - deferred or notit must come in spite of the conserv-atismin

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spite of the cost of life andmoney

The thought that It would come waspresent in the minds of many and inone instance at least seems to havebeen developed Into a basis for actionMany residents of our city have notedin the street cars among the advertisingsigns which are so prominently dis-played

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a series of cards which refer tonaval and military lines and whichhave a double interest at the presenthour Although they were placed In thecars over a year ago before the Spanishwar was thought of their text in nota few points seems to foretell with ac-

curacy¬

some of the relations of the war

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SAP0LI0Is there not a certain prophetic touchIn the suggestion A clean nation hasever been a strong nation with thefurther humorous advice to fortifywith Sapolio backed by a picture ofUncle Sam marching up and down be¬

hind a rampart formed of cakes of thatwell known article Truly civilizationand soap seem to go together and theclean well tubbed nicely housed AngloSaxon seems to have in that regard agreat advantage over his soap avoidingenemy from the peninsula of Spain

We realize the dread realities of warwhen these cards suggest to us that theproper ammunition with which to resist

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AMMUNITIONwith which to resist dirt to

SAPOLIOtirt is Sapolio The campaign in Cubahas resulted in a loss of life on thebattle field of about one hundred andfifty while every evidence points to theprobability that double that number ofdeaths will result from the yellow feverscourge which largely originates fromthe Spanish lack of cleanliness No lessa statesman than James G Blainestated publicly that one hundred mill ¬

ions would be a cheap price to pay fopCuba if by proper sanitary measuresAve could prevent the annual scare ofyellow fever along our coast

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If as these active advertisers assertthe advance of civilization is markedby the use of Sapolio there should bei good market for their useful articleIn the Spanish possessions which havelately fallen under our control Whetherthey were prophesying or not theic an-nouncements

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are brisk and timely andthe advice they give is like the Amerlcan arms Irresistible

Knew He Was GermanA German and Frenchman sat oppo-

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each other at table dhote in acertain hotel in Switzerland You area Frenchman 1 suppose inquired theGerman at the commencement of themeal Yes was the reply but hovdo you manage to find that out Because you eat so much bread saidthe German There was a long pauseWhen the dinner was over the French ¬

man in turn questioned his vis-a-vi- s

You are a German I presume Tqbe sure but tell me pray how youmade that discovery Because youeat so much of everything was thadry retort London Figaro

A Cordial InvitationI trust Mr Borum said Miss Cut

ting as the young man was about tdepart that you will spend one inonevening with us before we moveintcour new house

Delighted I assure you Miss Cut¬

ting replied Borum By the waywhen do you expect to move

Im not positive as to the exactdate she answered but the workmenbegan excavating for the cellar yesterday and papa expects the house to hifinished in about eighteen montns- -

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