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TXT d AGTZmnt& PTRCR Pt SHMkr
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De ce s` folose[ti SMS-ul? Pentru c` e maibine s`-]i ba]i måna decåt gura [i te arde maipu]in la buzunar decåt vorbitul la mobil. Apoi,dac` ai grij` s` nu ]i se uite nimeni peste um`r,po]i s`-]i cite[ti sau po]i trimite mesajul f`r`team` (jen`) c` urechi str`ine te aud. Timiziise pot dezl`n]ui iar cei cu måndria cåt casa\[i pot permite, \n sfår[it, s`-[i cear` scuze.De ce s`-]i SMSezi prietenii folosind semneleastea, cånd pare mai simplu s` scrii doarcuvinte? Pentru c` prin simboluri te faci mailimpede \n]eles.F`-te frate cu "emoticonu" [i lumea o s` [tiecånd faci mi[to sau cånd e[ti nervos."Emoticonurile", adic` figurile desenatefolosind tastatura, \]i descriu starea sufleteasc`pe care cuvintele o redau greoi. Sunt marf`pentru c` sunt \n]elese de oricine [i oriunde
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\n lumea asta mare. Trebuie doar s` \ntorcitelefonul la orizontal` [i \]i vor "vorbi" maibine decåt cuvintele.Mai ai simbolurile. Fiecare te scute[te s`-]irupi måinile \n tastatur` de atåta scris. Suntfoarte expresive [i pot cuprinde o groaz` decuvinte. Po]i desena un simbol pentru un\ntreg banc. Dac` ai chef.{i s` nu uit`m de abrevieri. Le pricepe oricine[i nu-]i m`nånc` spa]iul. Doar [tii c` un SMSnu poate cuprinde decåt maxim 160 decaractere. Deci, \nghite [i tu vocale [i po]iscoate o CRK de abrevieri.O s` vezi c` e foarte simplu.BFT!
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Drgst Vtz ML
Txt de romance silugu-lugu cu 1/2a ta.
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ILuvU I love you
IWANU I want you
PPK? imi dai un pupic
NDU2NITE need you tonight
m(_ _)m iarta-ma
TBSC te iubesc
x sarutari
xoxoxo sarutari si imbratisari
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<3 inima
@>-;- trandafir
0:-) ingeras
C=:-) gatesc eu
(*-*) sunt indragostit
U2T iubit
U2TA iubita
*O? cerere in casatorie
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?<3 ma iubesti?
<3? cat de tare?
<3 xxl foarte foarte tare
(x-x)<3 sunt mort dupa tine
(*-*)-u" sunt indragostit lulea
CD* mi s-au aprins calcaiele
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U TLKN 2M?
Cec dis aut: if U thinkyou're in da US of A.
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BBS be back soon
CUL8R see you later
IC I see
SYS see you soon
Ti2Go time to go
WASSA what's up?
W/ with/cu
W\ without/fara
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H8U hate you
HAND have a nice day
HANL have a nice life
PLS please
<J> joking
KOL cool
BKOL be cool
GR8 great
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URGR8T you are great
LUK luck
DWBH don't worry, be happy
KIT keep in touch
LUB love you baby
THNQ thank you
Go4It go for it
BU be you
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CU see you
IDK I don't know
2BVN2B to be or not to be
AKA poreclit
ASAP as soon as possible
ATB all the best
BRB be right back
BTW by the way
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thx thanks
U TLKN 2M? you talking to me?
T4Act time for action
UW you win
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Pt Btz D Krtr
Txt pt BaietzashD dupa BLC.
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JDK zeci de mii
{{I>}} tremura chilotii pemine
CD CD! fa pasi
:-P-: french kiss
DM$ marca banul
: >! ciocu mic!
B# beton
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BG 1BSKT? bagi un baschet?
E1 MTKN e un mitocan
TPPpeBSK te pup pe basca
:-)8-8- baiat de baiat
@:-)8>- maica-ta
333 gagici
*$ marfa
pq'#' bou
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-(:-( iar ai basca
[:-( iar n-ai basca
\-0-0-/ funduri de sifoane
(x-x)? sa mori tu?
Ma CZT FTz mi-a cazut fata
DPBL dupa blocuri
>@< se rupe-n figuri
\ :-T baiat de cartier
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$(:-) e cu banu' pe el
)}<///> peste
\\ (-: m-ai dat pe spate
@:-{}8>-8>- fata de fata
F@A/F@A fata de fata
BAI@/BAI@ baiat de baiat
FR@E frate
(+)// imi arat muschii
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((+)) sunt cu ochii pe tine
VVT vine si vremea ta
:-(-- mi-a tras teapa
:-)-- tepar
@@@ esti varza
>:-F iti cad plombele
-0-0-0- gasca
*0$0$0* avem echipa, avemvaloare
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30K 30 de mii de lei
30M 30 de milioane
(o)=+ #! canta la alta masa
MSH misto
KSH kasto
MSR meserie
NNRC nenorocitule
>L a dat coltul
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TMSEN taica-meu e senator
TMGUV taica-meu e ministru
$P somer
CFZ coafeza
TDi la MN? te dai la mine?
FK SPM fac spume
E RDKL e ridicol
FC FTZe faci fite
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:-$-: te iei in gura cu cineva
OH e la oha
O-> mascul
O-+ femela
?M$? vrei sa fii miliardar?
db barosane
ETR GGK e tare gagica
TFK 1FLM? te fac un film?
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:-XCG bisnitar
cI:-{ bulibasa
:-{ faraoane
[:-[>= bastan
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AGTZmnt
Txt de iesit la agatatin retea.
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TNVBR te invit la o bere
TNVKF te invit la o cafea
TNVBTR te invit la o bauturica
TNVCNM te invit la cinema
TNVPRJ te invit la o prajitura
TNVSX te invit la mine acasa
OVIC ochii vad, inima cere
BVM barbatul viselor mele
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8>- ,8>- CPrgDsr domnisoara, domnisoara,ce program aveti diseara
FVM femeia viselor mele
VVCAM? voulez vous coucher avec moi?
I> chiloti
8 I- costum de baie
MSJ? Imi faci un masaj?
MSJ(- -) masaj thailandez
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:-ZZZZZ mor de plictiseala
=^)) ma gandesc numai la tine
: * te sarut
=:) iepuras
}I{ fluture
^,,^ tu, pisi
<:-@ 8--- sunt bine dotat
ABR aburitor
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(0)(0) sunt bine facuta
TLS tanara, libera, singura
5? Ai iesit la agatat?
&? Vrei sa ma imbarligi?
([])? Te dai rotund?
3Z gagica traznet
Nvd IIIR ne vedem la Romana la coloane
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Nvd R@>-;- ne vedem la Romana laflorarie
Nvd Ftz ne vedem in fata
Nvd _-^TNB ne vedem la trepte la Teatrul national
M metrou
Nvd MU>T ne vedem la metrou Universitate, la iesireadinspre Teatru
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Nvd MU>C ne vedem la metrou Universitate, la iesireadinspre Coltea
Nvd MU>U ne vedem la metrou Universitate, la iesireadinspre Universitate
Nvd MU>M ne vedem la metrou Universitate, la iesireadinspre muzeu
Nvd UNR ne vedem in Unirii
Nvd HRSTR ne vedem in Herastrau
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Nvd Csmg ne vedem in Cismigiu
Nvd(oo) ne vedem la Opera
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RPD,1SMS!
Arta conversatiei, laDGtul tau mic.
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SOS ajutor
GGK giugiuc
>[ ]? Te-ai uitat la televizor?
RPD>[ ] uita-te imediat la televizor
TBG? Te bagi?
:[ ] mi-e foame
MDBT ma dau batut
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:-Z sunt mistretul neprietenos
:-G razi ca proasta
:-C$! o sa mi-o platesti
N={ e nevrotic
Mob mobil
MSG mesaj
1 un
2N bine
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B1A buna
Wknd weekend
URT urat
TRG te rog
<R> radeam
<Z> zambeam
{} no comment
:- )*<I-) Craciun Fericit
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SC$ succes
XLnt excelent
\0/ sa dea Domnul
+!+!+! da!da!da!
-!-!-! nu!nu!nu!
((H)) te imbratisez din toatainima
@*&!% injuraturi
(^O^) ma stric de ras
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PRFT perfect
Trb trebuie
RLx relaxeaza-te
0 nimic
FNTK fanatic
=/ fii diferit
TRZ tarziu
+ mort
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>+ i-am pus cruce
:- barbat
>- femeie
__! incetati
8 infinit
U* :( toate se sparg in capulmeu
PRRM parerea mea
PRZ prezervativ
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--$$ mi-a taiat din salariu
++$$ mi-a marit salariul
: [P nu mai pupi tu
:8) porc
C=:-)? cine e bucatarul
*<):0) mascarici
((Y)) grasana
\../ mi-am luat zborul
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(((Y))) obeza
(:-))) gusat
XXL obez
TRB@ turbat
C8 copt
(-;-) C8 sunt racit copt
(-;-) am gripa
{B-\ profu', dirigu', sefu
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($-$) visez la banii aia
(OVO) sunt pasare de noapte
+! da
-! nu
/\ si
V sau
\ daca
-> in
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+< ma doare-n cot
1D unde
CND cand
RPD repede
F@A fata
%$? cat costa?
MLT! multumiri
CRD cred
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EK? esti OK?
E2N? esti bine?
"U" musca-ti limba
NOC, NOC bate-n lemn
---O--- ai dat-o-n bara
#:-E vedeti voi pe dracu!
90/60/90 manechin
! ; O o atentie, o maslina
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TOKTOK maica-mea ma bate la cap
QLSC chiulesc
:-)KKO l-am facut de cacao
:-[KKO m-a facut de cacao
BST bestial
/! nu e drept!
(X) se intoarce roata
SPRZ surpriza
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O-S-< sunt pe fuga
^--^ ridic din umeri
Z%:&> sacaitor
-/> dispari
<\+ apar si eu
LZR loser
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ATTN! RDR!
Chiar Dk n-ai Mrzn,e 2N sa stii de RDR.
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[::] sunt cu masina
(::) rabla
{::} limuzina
[:::] autobuz
(::>:) troleibuz
(==>=) tramvai
[:::::] tren
[I:-9 politie
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#-< radar
[I:-9 FNT vezi ca e filtru la Fantani
[I:-9 MGH vezi ca e politie peMagheru
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EXcg GRSnr
Afaceri imobiliare de buzunar.
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Ctrc Cotroceni
Avt Aviatorilor
Brc Berceni
Flr Floreasca
Drtb Drumul Taberei
Pntl Pantelimon
Frnt Ferentari
Blta Balta Alba
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Cltn Colentina
PX Regie
< ] casa
<II] vila
[.] garsoniera
[.I.] apartament cu 2 camere
[3] apartament cu 3 camere
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CN s ASMN s ADN
Zodiacul SMS, ca sa stiicu cine ai D-AFC.
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ZOD? ce zodie esti?
:%: gemeni
'Y' taur
{@} leu
&O& berbec
8>+ fecioara
_/\_ balanta
^V^ capricorn
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>III:> peste
~~ varsator
->:< rac
-II-> sagetator
-III<- scorpion
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MKL SHMkr
Fa-le fete-fete pe tastatura.
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&:-) are parul cret
:-)) are gusa
(:-) e chel
:-( sunt trist
I-) fac misto
:-@ nu ma fa ca tip
:-& mi se impleticeste limba
8^) rade ciob de oala sparta
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:-e sunt dezamagit
(:-... sunt facut praf
I-I ma duc la culcare
: ^) smecher
:-P te oftici?
:-[ sunt cu nervii la pamant
:-I nu-mi pasa
88-) aragaz cu patru ochi
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:-\ ma indoiesc
:-Q habar n-am ce spui
I-( mi se inchid ochii de somn
#:-O nu-mi spune!
:'-( plang
: *@ sunt beat crita
I-O ma plictisesc groaznic
:-# jur ca nu spun
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:-T sunt sobru
:-X nici o vorba de la mine
%-) imi joaca ochii-n cap
: *(@) am gura punga
%*&:-( imi plezneste capul
(@ @) cred ca glumesti
* * -( nu-mi cred ochilor
: ^D ma dau in vant dupa tine
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M:-) respectele mele
:+( chestia asta m-a durut
<=-O ai bagat spaima-n mine
)I-[ m-a lasat balta
:) 8> sunt fata mare
:-R am gripa
:%) am acnee
;-> te necajeam
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:-))) sunt foarte fericit
;-) sunt nastrusnic
:-] I feel good
:-D ma bucur pentru tine
>:- ) sunt dracu gol
:-9 te-ai lins pe bot
=^(O) nu-mi vine sa cred
:- ) 8 arati bine
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L:) felicitari pentru absolvire
: /I fumez
*: /I * m-am lasat de fumat
-=#:-) vrajitoare
:{} 8> e buna
=:-) punkist
:-).. :-(.. :-) e maniaco-depresiv
:-[#! m-am saturat!
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*8-I tocilar
>[:-) nu ma misc din fata televizorului
%-6 sunt facut varza
:-) ^< sunt baiat mare
:{ sunt mustacios
::=)) vad dublu de oboseala
^O sforait
:-K imi musc buzele
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'Y fluier de admiratie
: ') e cu nasu pe sus
:-E' mi-a bagat pumnul in gura
: \) sa-mi creasca nasul dacamint, jur ca e adevarat
X-( vad negru in fata ochilor
X -) am strabism
: (*) mi-e scarba
(* *) vad stele verzi
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3:-O vaca
:3-] esti un caine
0O:-) bunica
O:-)& bunicu
]:-)I--< rege
(8=X moartea
(:(=I fantoma / e bantuit
{:-I8()>- e insarcinata
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:(~~~ ma aburesti
<O-) imi place, imi convine
(>-<) sunt cu capsa pusa
{{>-<}} ma calci pe nervi
:-* am facut o gafa
8-[? crezi ca esti haios?
@(*I*)@ clapaug
-(:-) ghertoi
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*<I:-)8 >- te fac printesa
:-S ba ce-ti merge gura
:-U gura sparta
: +[@ am furat-o
* :-[ m-a lasat cu ochii-n soare
: A) minte cu nerusinare
<B^--- mosule
OQP:-I sunt ocupat pana peste cap
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:-H razi tu razi, dar nu erasul tau
*;-&) face pe nebunul
<&-) bestial
\ N:-{ n-ai simtul umorului
/\ :-) ai o minte ascutita
:-) {] jos palaria
:-) K- m-am pus la patru ace
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K:-O casnica
!:-I nu mi-a trecut prin cap
:-# mi-a luat piuitul
:#) mi-a taiat respiratia
[:-] cap patrat
]]]:-C esti batut in cap
(]:-I militar
([:-[ jandarm
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* :-(> flower power
:~( sunt racit
B-o~ imi curg balele
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BrRc @MR@SR
La mare, la soare, vacantesi petreceri.
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/\/\/\ hai la munte
~~~ hai la mare
*<I<I<I= brad de Craciun
*I:^)(.)(...) om de zapada
;-o< = bem ceva?
c["] halba de bere
Y pahar de vin
C["]$? faci cinste cu-o bere?
I>I>I> sunt la steaguri
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DSQ discoteca
TRS terasa
/:\ bowling
#c["]# bodega
#Y# restaurant
* c["], Y *? stii vreun chef?
O-^v< bagi un dans?
3Y/' bairam(femei, bautura, tigari)
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(o)=+ concert
*&^v sunt la plaja
[IIII] manele
<-(-)-> danseaza din buric
SK8B skateboard
:-SK8 skater
R8L patine cu rotile (role)
:- R8L roller
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