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Madame Val Speaks,Part II

Last week, we learned a ewthings about New Braunels

City Attorney Val Acevado, the

most interesting o which is that:

1) She is clearly psychic,

having claimed to have recently

made an agreement with an opposing

attorney despite having no recent contact with

said attorney, and

2) That she can use the phrase youknow our times in one sentence.

You know these things because when we

print interviews here, were especially careul

to transcribe the recordings word-or-word. This

is a double-edged sword, however, because

while it negates the ability o the subject to

claim that they were quoted out o context, it

also removes our ability to protect ourselves

when we say something stupid, which Ihappened to do twice during this interview.

We consider it more important to get the

quotes right rather than protect an illusion o

inallibility, and while we could just repair

what I said ater the act, that would be

patently dishonest. As an ethics reak who

sells accuracy or a living, it would also be the

worst possible career move. And as someone

who battles depression on a near daily basisit would make me eel less than great about

mysel, and rankly, I dont have sel-esteem to

spare. So were letting the chips all where they

may, and Ive noted the errors within the article.

I highly recommend you read last weeks

First Word beore this one. Theres some

important backstory there, plus the beginning

o this interview. So go do that. Its at txcitizen.

com under First Word - Congratulations onYour New Lawsuit.

All caught up? Excellent. Here we go with

Part Two o our inquisition o City Attorney Val

Acevado, where we cover the sensitive topic

o why Councilmembers get their City Hall-has

led-a-lawsuit-against-Texas-Attorney-General

news rom us beore the City Attorney gives it

to them. We pick up the conversation rom last

weeks issue with Acevados cogent analysiso the press in general, and my personality

faws specically:

Mike Reynolds: Let me ask

you something

Val Acevado:you always

say you print act, but you print

perspective, you can look at

the same thing, that someone

else looks at, Mike, and you look

at it very, very, dierently, and or

you its an absolute.

Mike Reynolds: I know what Im talking

Val Acevado: You never give, and you think

youre smarter than, than that Heather person,

you think youre smarter than a lot o us.

Note: That Heather Person is Guadalupe

County District Attorney Heather McMinn.

Mike Reynolds: Well, listen, Heather Mc

Val Acevado: (Unitelligible)

Mike Reynolds: Listen, listen, do you

want to talk about Heather McMinn? Because

Im going

Val Acevado: You insulted both o us in

the same breath, you know? Like, you dont

know me, uh

Mike Reynolds: I know that Heather

McMinn said she couldnt compare ngerprints

to tell i they were dealing with the same person

(First Word, 7-25-13). Now, shes lying to me

Note: Technically, McMinn said she

couldnt prove the two arrestees in the

Leonidas-Mark-Jason-Patrick-Moore-McGonigal

aggravated perjury case were the same person,

and stuck with that story ater I suggested

fngerprints might have gotten the job done.

And Im sticking with my story, which is that I

dont believe that she actually believes her story.

Val Acevado: I dont want to get into

insulting, were try I dont know her, Ive

never met her

Mike Reynolds: Ok, but we know what

she said.

Val Acevado: Im not or or against her.

But Im talking about you and your tendencies,

kind o, just be very, um, and I guess thats your

sense o humor and people kind o like that wit

o yours thats just kind o insulting and, and,

and unny, I think. At times its pretty unny.

Uh, whether or not I agree, with what youre

writing, and, um, but it isnt always the acts.

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