Two weeks in Michigan

They said we’d learn R, awk, and the shell

They said we’d learn R, awk, and the shellProgramming, assembly- two weeks in hell

First we met Titus, King of the Booze

First we met Titus, King of the BoozeWhenever he teaches he never wears shoes

Istvan and Eric and don’t forget Ian

Istvan and Erich and don’t forget IanFast talkers, fast typers, we can’t even see’em

Corbin and Julien and all the TAs

Corbin and Julien and all the TAsWith all of our questions they never seemed fazed

We lessed and we mored, used tail and head

We lessed and we mored, used tail and headWe BamtoSamed and we BammedtoBed

We learned ‘bout git, bash, and curl

We learned ‘bout git, bash, and curlAnd red, and grey, and black MySquirrels

Outside we bumped, and set, and spiked

Outside we bumped, and set, and spikedWith dudes like Neal and Mike and Mike

The courts were brutal, situations were dire

The courts were brutal, situations were direWe discovered the dangers of boobs and

underwires

Injuries abounded, crutches left and crutches right

Injuries abounded, crutches left and crutches rightBut don’t worry, Titus, we never swam alone at

night

Gin flowed like wine and wine like beer

Gin flowed like wine and wine like beerTequila and whiskey… I can’t list it all here

Thank you to Titus and all of the rest

Thank you to Titus and all of the restThe course was a success and you’re the best of

the best!