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Con kieán
Moät truyeän nguï ngoân...
Hay laø
Coù theå khoâng phaûi....
Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and
starts work immediately . Moãi ngaøy, chuù kieán nhoû ñeàu ñi laøm raát sôùm vaø
baét tay vaøo vieäc ngay.
He produces a lots and very happy.
Chuù kieán laøm vieäc raát gioûi, vaø luoân vui veû.
The Chief, a l ion,
was surprised to see
that the ant was working
without supervision.
OÂng chuû cuûa chuù, laø con sö töû, raát ngaïc nhieân khi thaáy chuù kieán laøm vieäc maø khoâng caàn söï giaùm
saùt.
He thought if the ant can
produce so much without
supervision, wouldn’t she
produce even more if she had
a supervisor!Con sö töû suy nghó, chuù kieán
ñaõ coù theå laøm toát maø khoâng caàn giaùm saùt, vaäy neáu coù ngöôøi giaùm saùt thì chaéc chuù kieán coøn laøm toát
hôn gaáp boäi!
So he recruited a cockroach
who had extensive
experience as supervisor
and who was famous for
writ ing excellent reports.
Theá laø sö töû thueâ 1 con giaùn coù nhieàu kinh nghieäm veà
giaùm saùt, vaø noåi tieáng veà kyõ naêng vieát nhöõng baùo
caùo raát laø hay.
The cockroach’s f irst
decision was to set up a
clocking in attendance
system.Sau khi ñöôïc thueâ, quyeát ñònh ñaàu tieân cuûa con giaùn laø
gaén 1 caùi ñoàng hoà treo töôøng ñeå theo doõi vieäc ñi
laøm ñuùng giôø.
He also needed a secretary
to help him write and type
his reports and …Con giaùn cuõng caàn 1 thö kyù ñeå thay noù vieát ghi
chuù hay laøm baùo caùo, vaø theá laø...
. . . he recruited a spider,
who managed the archives
and monitored all phone
calls.... noù thueâ 1 con nheän, chæ ñeå quaûn lyù baùo caùo vaø
nhaän caùc cuoäc goïi.
The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports
and asked him to produce graphs to describe production
rates and to analyse trends, so that he could use them for presentations at Board‘s
meetings.Con sö töû raát haøi loøng veà nhöõng baùo caùo cuûa con giaùn, vaø yeâu caàn con giaùn laøm theâm nhöõng bieåu ñoà theo doõi saûn löôïng vaø
phaân tích xu höôùng thò tröôøng, ñeå noù coù theå trình baøy taïi cuoäc hoïp
Ban quaûn trò.
So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and
a laser printer and .. .Theá laø con giaùn mua 1 caùi maùy vi tính môùi, cuøng
vôùi 1 maùy in lazer, vaø...
. . . recruited a f ly to
manage the IT
department.... noù thueâ 1 con ruoài ñeå laøm quaûn lyù boä phaän IT.
The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and
meetings which used up most of her t ime…!Nhaéc tôùi con kieán, luùc tröôùc laøm vieäc raát chaêm vaø thoaûi maùi, giôø raát laø böïc mình vì nhöõng coâng vieäc giaáy tôø vaø nhöõng cuoäc hoïp voâ boå laøm maát heát
thôøi gian cuûa noù...!
The lion came to the
conclusion that it was high
t ime to nominate a person
in charge of the
department where the ant
worked. OÂng chuû sö töû ñi ñeán keát luaän laø caàn phaûi cöû moät ngöôøi laøm quaûn lyù nguyeân caû boä phaän maø con kieán
ñang laøm vieäc.
The posit ion was given to the
cicada, whose f irst decision was
to buy a carpet and an ergonomic
chair for his off ice.
Chöùc vuï oâng chuû nhoû naøy ñöôïc giao cho 1 con ve saàu, vaø quyeát
ñònh ñaàu tieân cuûa con ve laø mua ngay 1 caùi thaûm ñeïp vaø moät caùi gheá thaät eâm cho phoøng laøm vieäc
cuûa noù.
The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous department, to help
him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan
…Vaø ‘oâng chuû’ ve saàu naøy cuõng caàn theâm 1 maùy vi tính vaø moät thö kyù rieâng, ñoù laø thö kyù cuõ cuûa noù, ngöôøi ñaõ giuùp cho noù
chuaån bò Keá Hoaïch Toái Öu Hoaù Chieán Löôïc Kieåm Soaùt Coâng vieäc
& Ngaân quyõ...
The Department where the ant
works is now a sad place, where
nobody laughs anymore and
everybody has become upset...
Vaên phoøng con kieán laøm vieäc trôû thaønh moät nôi buoàn baõ,
chaúng coøn ai cöôøi ñuøa vaø moïi ngöôøi trôû neân lo laéng khoù chòu...
I t was at that t ime that the
cicada convinced the boss
, the l ion, of the absolute
necessity to start a
cl imatic study of the
environment . Theá laø con ve saàu thuyeát phuïc oâng chuû lôùn, laø con
sö töû, veà söï caàn thieát phaûi laøm moät cuoäc
nghieân cöùu kyõ löôõng veà moâi tröôøng laøm vieäc taïi
ñaây.
Having reviewed the
charges for running the
ant’s department , the
l ion found out that the
production was much
less than before.
Sau khi xem laïi caùc baùo caùo taøi chính trong vaên phoøng nôi con kieán laøm, con sö töû phaùt hieän ra naêng suaát ñaõ thaáp
hôn tröôùc ñaây raát nhieàu.
So he recruited the
owl , a prestigious and
renowned consultant
to carry out an audit
and suggest
solut ions.Theá laø sö töû thueâ 1 con cuù, ñoù laø 1 coá vaán noåi tieáng vaø coù uy tín, ñeå tieán
haønh ñieàu tra vaø ñöa ra caùc giaûi phaùp
caàn thieát
The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes,that concluded : “ “ The department is The department is overstaffed .. .”overstaffed .. .”
Con cuù boû ra 3 thaùng ñeå nghieân cöùu veà vaên phoøng vaø vieát moät baùo caùo khoång loà, leân ñeán vaøi
quyeån, vaø ñi ñeán keát luaän: “Vaên phoøng naøy coù quaù nhieàu nhaân vieân...”
Guess who the l ion f ires f irst?Ñoaùn xem oâng chuû sö töû sa thaûi ai ñaàu tieân?
The ant , of course, because he “showed lack of motivation and had a negative
att itude".Dó nhieân seõ laø con kieán, vì noù “thieáu ñoäng cô laøm
vieäc vaø coù thaùi ñoä bi quan trong coâng vieäc”.
PS:PS:
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f i c t i t i ou s ; any resemb lance to rea l f i c t i t i ou s ; any resemb lance to rea l
peop le o r f ac t s w i th in the Corpora t i on peop le o r f ac t s w i th in the Corpora t i on
i s pu re co inc idence…is pure co inc idence…Caùc nhaân vaät trong truyeän nguï ngoân naøy toaøn laø Caùc nhaân vaät trong truyeän nguï ngoân naøy toaøn laø töôûng töôïng, baát cöù söï lieân quan ñeán moät ngöôøi töôûng töôïng, baát cöù söï lieân quan ñeán moät ngöôøi
naøo hoaëc moät toå chöùc naøo ñeàu chæ laø ngaãu naøo hoaëc moät toå chöùc naøo ñeàu chæ laø ngaãu nhieân...nhieân...
Nguyeân baûn cuûa Boà Ñaøo Nha, vieát bôûi PR. Obrigado Maùrio.