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Sweeping beauties Kim and Aggieare back - but this time they'renot cleaning houses, they'resprucing up posh people who pong

KIm Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie getup close and extremely personal in thisnew series, as the pair continue withtheir campaign to rid the nation of filth.

After cleaning out some of Britain's muckiesthomes in How Clean Is Your House?, they nowturn their attentions to defiantly dirty people -and it appears that snobs are the biggest slobs.

Acting on tip-offs from fed-up friends andfamily members, the pair set out to let muckypups know their filthy habits won't be tolerated.But were the 'right royal stinkers' embarrassedwhen confronted about their grubby bods?

'Once you begin,' says Kim, 'you do get asense of embarrassment from them. Then the

denial starts! Only one man, Harry, decided topull out, but we've included him anywaybecause we'd filmed 80 per cent of the show.'

Other highlights of the series include Osla,the granddaughter of a lord, who likes to pickher nose and file away the fruits of her labour inher pockets, and whose bra is so saturated inbacteria that it has to be incinerated.

Then there's artist Joseph, who's more thanhappy to wear the same pair of underpants fornearly a week! Surely he can't have a girlfriend...

'Surprisingly, he does, and she's very clean,'says Kim. 'She came on the show and she wasabsolutely spotless. I said to her, "Which isbetter: Jo now or Jo before?" and she said she

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preferred him before! Maybe she was turned onby the smell. Maybe it made her feel feminineto have him all stinky. Or maybe he's gotsomething worth having in those smelly pants!'

So, in Kim's opinion, what's the worst crimeone can commit against personal hygiene? 'Notcleaning your down-belows,' she says. 'I justcan't come to terms with that. And you shouldwash the towel you use to dry them every twodays - and every day in summer when it's hot!'

Does Kim have any dirt to dish on her partnerin grime, Aggie? 'She's a little horror. 1can't waitto get rid of her to be honest,' laughs Kim. 'No,she's a smasher. She's very kind. We're verydifferent, but we do get on very, very well.'

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