top 20 quotes from woody allen
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Top 20 quotes from Woody Allen
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
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