With apologies to David Letterman, here are the

~ A humorous look at some questionable investment ideas! ~

Your entire

can be written on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Your

involves coffee cans & a shovel.

You think you are

if you keep your money in an old cookie jar...

…your sock drawer...

…and a shoebox in the closet.

You select funds

for your like this: ‘eeny, meeny, miney, mo’!

You can only talk to your

during county visiting hours.

You think your

is whatever you win pitching quarters in the employee break room.

Your kid’s piggy bank is your

Investments? What investments?

Your main source for finding wealth building opportunities:

late-night infomercials!

Your 401(k) is for the year

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