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Top 10 Reasons to Choose HR as Your Profession

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A humorous look at the "reasons" to choose HR for your profession - nods to Dave Letterman

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Page 1: Top 10 Reasons To Choose Hr

Top 10 Reasonsto

Choose HR as Your Profession

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#10

It’s good to be in a position to see which excuses work and which don’t – in case you ever need one.

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#9

The degree is cheaper than medical school, and you will get to hear intricate details about every ailment, surgery, and oozing orifice each employee has.

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#8

No one really understands WHAT you do ...

but they expect you to do it very well.

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#7

You know ... with great certainty ...

that you have NEVER, EVER “heard it all.”

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#6

Running the company picnic.

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#5

Getting to address such business-related problems as B.O. and tattoos.

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#4

You get the straddle the fence between management and the employees while

trying to convince both that you’re not “on the other side”.

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#3

Persuading the company’s attorney

of anything.

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#2

It’s endlessly

entertaining.

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And #1 Reason to Choose HR

Because “I like to

work with

people.”

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So, really, what does HR do?

• Recruitment, selection, on-boarding• Training & development• Compensation & benefits• Employee services• Employee & community

relations• Recordkeeping• Health & safety• Strategic planning

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What skills do HRM professionals need?

Change Agent: Administrative Expert:

•Negotiations •Legal Compliance

•Communications •Contract Administration

•Overcoming resistance to change

•E-HRM & HR information systems

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What skills do HRM professionals need?

Employee Advocate: Strategic Partner:

•Counseling •Data-based decision-making

•Conflict resolution

•Employee relations

•Developing teams