top 10 reasons to choose hr
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A humorous look at the "reasons" to choose HR for your profession - nods to Dave LettermanTRANSCRIPT
Top 10 Reasonsto
Choose HR as Your Profession
#10
It’s good to be in a position to see which excuses work and which don’t – in case you ever need one.
#9
The degree is cheaper than medical school, and you will get to hear intricate details about every ailment, surgery, and oozing orifice each employee has.
#8
No one really understands WHAT you do ...
but they expect you to do it very well.
#7
You know ... with great certainty ...
that you have NEVER, EVER “heard it all.”
#6
Running the company picnic.
#5
Getting to address such business-related problems as B.O. and tattoos.
#4
You get the straddle the fence between management and the employees while
trying to convince both that you’re not “on the other side”.
#3
Persuading the company’s attorney
of anything.
#2
It’s endlessly
entertaining.
And #1 Reason to Choose HR
Because “I like to
work with
people.”
So, really, what does HR do?
• Recruitment, selection, on-boarding• Training & development• Compensation & benefits• Employee services• Employee & community
relations• Recordkeeping• Health & safety• Strategic planning
What skills do HRM professionals need?
Change Agent: Administrative Expert:
•Negotiations •Legal Compliance
•Communications •Contract Administration
•Overcoming resistance to change
•E-HRM & HR information systems
What skills do HRM professionals need?
Employee Advocate: Strategic Partner:
•Counseling •Data-based decision-making
•Conflict resolution
•Employee relations
•Developing teams