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They’re starting so young (be sure to scroll for updates @ five stages)

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They’re starting so young(be sure to scroll for updates @ five stages)

Baby Gallaugher Surprise!

Mama is barfing...

Baby Gallaugher is a zygote

Ian Wow, how are you doing that?

Baby Gallaugher Papa wrote the Facebook case, so he knows a guy

Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College

Current Location:Mama’s Belly

Mama Papa Ian

Maya Bobo the Cat

5 friends

Baby Gallaugher is in a relationship with the placenta. Status: it's complicated

Ian You look like my tadpole at school.

Maya Mama, is your baby a frog?

Mama No

Maya Mama, can you make your baby a mermaid? That would be really fun!

Baby Gallaugher posted a new profile photo

Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College

Current Location:Mama’s Belly

Mama Papa Ian

Maya Bobo the Cat

5 friends

Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama

Mama Quit it!

Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama

Mama I said knock it off!

Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama

Mama If you don’t knock it off I'm SO eating Thai food – three chilies menu item!

Baby Gallaugher is peeing in Mama

Ian Heh, that baby is naughty!

Baby Gallaugher stopped kicking...

Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College

Current Location:Mama’s Belly

Mama Papa Ian

Maya Bobo the Cat

5 friends

Baby Gallaugher has girl parts!

Ian Oh no, Papa, we need to build a man-cave in the basement with a big TV and video games and guitars and no girls

Maya Yeah! Girls Rule!

Baby Gallaugher I need a name

Ian How about Metallica? That’s a pretty sounding name for a girl!

Maya I think you should be called Strawberry Shortcake or Pikachu or Little Pony!

Papa Let me check which domain names are still available...

Mama I will be in charge of naming the baby

Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College

Current Location:Mama’s Belly

Mama Papa Ian

Maya Bobo the Cat

5 friends

Baby Gallaugher is no longer in a relationship with the placenta

Baby Gallaugher has changed her screen name to Lily

Ian Hi, Lily. Want to see my webkinz?

Maya Let’s play ponies!

Papa 6 lbs, 8 oz, more hair than me, and magnificently beautiful!

Mama Welcome to the world, my love...

Lily WAAAAAAH!

Bobo the Cat I left a mouse on your rug. Interpret that as you wish.

Lily has joined the group Boston College Class of 2031

Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College

Current Location:Boston, MA

Mama Papa Ian

Maya Bobo the Cat

5 friends

Lily has posted a photo album

Meeting Mama Meeting Papa Sleepy Lily Happy Family