The TRUE story of The Three Little Pigs

CharactersThe First Little Pig- Built his house out of

straw

The Second Little Pig- Built his house out of sticks

The Third Little Pig- Built his house out of bricks

Me- The accused felon

The Big Bad Wolf?

As many of you know, I am known as the big bad wolf. To be honest, I don’t understand that title. I stand 3 feet 4 inches tall and weigh a slight 28 pounds. Allow me to tell you the story from my perspective, the true story of the three little pigs.

The Three Little Pigs

These pigs have been tormenting me since the moment they were born.

You see, we were neighbors once upon a time, and they did not accept the idea of me not looking like them.

The First Little Pig

Many see the first little pig as the vulnerable and naïve pig. However, he is so much more than that. First little pig is actually the reason why I have asthma. Yes, that’s right he gave me asthma! I am highly allergic to dandelions and suffer from severe asthma attacks from them. The first little pig hid them under my bed, and for weeks I was very very sick.

When I went to the First little pig’s house to ask him for some flour. The front yard was full of dandelions. As we already know, I am highly allergic and asthmatic. As a result of the dandelions, I sneezed and coughed and therefore blew down his his house made of STRAW

The Second Little PigThe second little pig is number 2 of the 3 pig brothers. This little pig was actually a cute little guy. He would come over and help me pull my weeds. One summer however, he put pesticides in my garden to prevent it from growing.

I was walking through the woods searching for some sticks for my fire. However, at the time it had been thunder storming. While I was near the house, the 2nd little pig’s house had been knocked down. But with a house made of sticks, it is assumed that even the slightest nature mishap could ruin the house.

The Third Little PigThe Third Little Pig is the

ultimate worst creature on the face of the earth. He has been brainwashed by the other pigs to be cruel and harsh towards wolfanity. This little pig set my house on fire 3 years ago.

The Brick House…

I went to the house of the third little pig to gather the taxes. The third little pig was so angered about this that he threw me into the pot of boiling water.

Mrs. PigI received a call from the mother pig telling me

how I harassed her pigs. She threatened to call the cops on me. She threatened it was

warning number one. Now you tell me, what have I possibly done wrong.

Mrs. Pig Warning #2I was out pulling weeds, and the third little pig came to tantalize me again. However, I ignored him, but his mother made up a lie saying I was the one harassing the little pig. This is where the drama begins.

The Po Po

The Police came to my house within minutes. Before I could explain, I was arrested and thrown into the car. I was told that I did not have a chance to speak until we stepped before a judge.

Finally, I was able to give my side of the story, and was released from all charges. Mrs. Pig was told to keep her children under control. I’ll bet you never heard that part of the story!

The [true] End