RMS Times Fall 2012 - 1 -

The Student Newspaper of Rochester Montessori School Fall 2012

RMS Times is a newspaper built by our Montessori children which allows them to

express themselves through their stories and art

Thanks to our student editors Chris Kane and Nico Grothey for their contributions

Title design contributed by Henry Harris brother to RMS student Rosalind McKinley

Henry is a junior at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago

________________________________________________________________________

Ancient Egyptian Gods and goddess by Rayyan Ahmad Nassr

Anubis Anubis is the son of Set the god of evil and Nephthys He has the role of putting

the hearts of the dead on the scales of justice Anubisrsquo wife is a goddess named Anput

His daughter is the goddess Kebechet Anubis is associated with mummification and

guiding the souls otherwise known as the Ba of the dead to the afterlife

Ra Ra was the originator of the group Annead consisting of Shu the god of air Tefnut

the goddess of water Geb the god of earth Nut goddess of stars Osiris god of the dead

Set god of evil Isis goddess of magic and Nephthys goddess of water and Ra the god

of the universe and galaxies

I hope you enjoyed learning about Ancient Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

________________________________________________________________________

Getting to Know Sarah Yoho by Niya Wiesner Johnson

Sarah Yoho was born and raised in Wausau Wisconsin She came to Rochester

Montessori due to political turmoil and because her family in Lacrosse moved to

Chicago Sarah was inspired to become a teacher because she wanted to work with kids

Her favorite subject is math and her favorite book is How to Kill a Mockingbird She

likes to write and play volleyball in her spare time Her favorite food is kabobs and

Italian food She has a rescue dog named Zoe whose name means ldquoNew Liferdquo She also

has two Russian tortoises named Humphrey and Julius The most exciting place she has

visited is Lyon France which is the third largest city in France She has visited Mont St

Michel which is also in France and was a former prison Now that you know more about

Sarah please welcome her to our school

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RMS Times Fall 2012 - 2 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fast Cars Bugatti by Seth Pereira

The Bugatti family was famous for the beauty of their design and for the large number of

races that they have won Today the German car company Volkswagen owns Bugatti

The only car it produces is the Veyron 164 which is the most expensive and fastest car

in the world The Bugatti Veyron 164 Grand Sport Vitesse costs $25 million

It has 1200-horsepower quad-turbo engine and the top half of the car is painted white

and lower half is new light blue 300 cars have been sold

Each part of the Veyron 164 even the screws is made of the material with the lowest

weight like titanium carbon magnesium

It can reach 250 mph At that speed you can travel the length of one and a quarter

football fields per second or one-third as fast as the speed of sound

________________________________________________________________________

Courtney Gill by Audrey Cloft

Courtney Gill has no siblings but she does have a dog Pisco In fact one of her

hobbies is walking him Some other hobbies include reading spending time with friends

and family and drinking coffee Her birthday is on September 5th

I bet you forgot to say

happy birthday

Courtneyrsquos favorite color is purple and her favorite sport is basketball Her

favorite singer is Adele and her favorite place is Rochester Minnesota Another one of

her favorite places is Chile If she could go anywhere it would be Chile to go see the

family that she stayed with for a while

You might have noticed that Courtney is bilingual (she speaks two languages)

and she also has been to 7 countries Another fun fact about her is that she didnrsquot learn to

swim until she was 14 years old

A while after Courtney could swim she had some jobs and one of them was working in

Kohlrsquos She has always dreamed of being a teacher ldquoIrsquove wanted to be a teacher for as

long as I can rememberrdquo Courtney said In elementary she even taught American Girl

Dolls math and other subjects She achieved her dream of being a teacher after attending

college at Luther College in Iowa She now teaches in E1

________________________________________________________________________

Monaco by Jude Amra

This summer I visited the French Riviera which includes several towns along the coast

of southern France I learned interesting facts about the city of Monaco The principality

of Monaco is an individual independent state under the guardianship of France There is

only a road separating Monaco from France Monaco is a tiny city with an area of less

than one square mile It is ruled by Prince Albert the 2nd

Its ruling family has a rich

history dating back centuries There are about 30000 people living in Monaco with

Monte Carlo considered to be its largest city

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 3 -

________________________________________________________________________

It was fun being in Turkey by Ilkim Taner

My sister Biricik and I were born in the United States but both of my parents are

from Turkey My grandparents and my motherrsquos brothers and my cousins still live there

They visit us here in Rochester from time to time My family and I go to Turkey to see

and spend time with my grandparents and cousins

My most recent trip to Turkey was this past summer I was very excited about our

trip My mother told me that the whole trip from Rochester to my grandparentsrsquo house

would be about 26 hours Yes the flights were very long

In Turkey we were in a city called Gaziantep I stayed at my grandparentsrsquo

house I like to spend time with my grandparents because I love them and because they

play with me all the time and let me eat a lot of chocolates ndash the kinds that we cannot find

here in the United States I also get to watch television Sometimes it is difficult to

understand some Turkish words they say in the cartoons though

I celebrated my birthday at a big dinner with my family in Turkey We had lots of

food and a special ldquoAngry Birdsrdquo birthday cake It was so much fun My cousins their

friends and I played at the park It was good to meet with new kids They thought that I

spoke Turkish in a funny way ndash but that was OK

We also spent some time couple days in Arsuz Arsuz was so beautiful Biricik

and I swam in the sea collected sea shells watered the plants (and ourselves) and played

in the garden I also made a new friend My new friendrsquos name was Doruk Doruk and I

played with the ball a lot

I felt bad (and cried a little) when we were at the airport on our way back to

Rochester I wanted to stay longer in Turkey I wish we could visit Turkey more often

It was fun being in Turkey

________________________________________________________________________

My visit to Phillip Island Australia by Sam Scalzo

When I went to Australia I went to many places such as Phillip Island When I

was at Phillip Island I went to an old farm the penguin parade and a koala center

At the farm I milked a cow I also saw a sheepdog rounding up sheep and I looked

at baby animals The baby animals I saw were sheep and cows I also looked at the old

farmhouse the adult bed was smaller than my twin bed After the farm I went to our hotel

to check in to our rooms

After resting at the hotel I went to see the penguin parade Small penguins walked

up the beach to their nests They looked so cute There were a lot of people at the penguin

parade it is a popular activity

The next day we went to the Koala Conservation Center We walked on raised

platforms to see the koalas My favorite part about the koala center was seeing a mom

and a baby koala together

On my trip to Phillip Island I did lots of new things

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 4 -

________________________________________________________________________

The Unusual Tiger by Katherine Zhu

Once upon a time there was a tiger with brown stripes and red fur Everyone laughed at

her She was so different from the rest of them One day she could not stand it anymore

and she ran away Then she met a wise old owl he said ldquogod made you in a unique

wayrdquo Now she was very happy When she came back everyone laughed at her again

but she did not care She remembered what the owl said and she was even happier than

before

________________________________________________________________________

The Fall Season by Laila Abulseoud

The Fall is here

The trees are colorful as I walk through the lake

I smell the fresh air

I hear the birds are singing overhead

The maple tree leaves turn red orange and yellow and are falling on the ground

I like the fall better than winter because the winter is cold and all of the sudden

everything turn white

________________________________________________________________________

My trip to Egypt by Zakariya Nassr

I went to Egypt by airplane this summer I went with my brother and my mom

and we stayed there for six weeks We visited Cairo Asyut and Alexandria and stayed

with our family

In Cairo we saw a mosque that was 750 years old It was at Muhammad Alirsquos

citadel We also rode horses and camels at the pyramids We got to go inside the kingrsquos

pyramid and we saw the Sphinx The weather was really hot so we had to keep drinking

freezing water to keep cool

We went to Asyut to visit our great grandmother who is our momsrsquo fathersrsquo mom

We were only able to go out at night because the weather was cooler at night and the sun

was too hot to go out during the day We sat by the Nile and had ice cream every night

We went to Alexandria with our cousins from Chicago We got there by train it

only took two hours We got to our hotel and changed into our swimsuits and went to the

beach We all got stung by jellyfish It really hurt The next day we were able to go to a

beach that did not have jellyfish and we had a lot more fun there We had dinner when it

got dark We had roasted corn from the street and my cousin and I were able to help the

man fan the fire

Everywhere on the streets people sold prickly pears and they were delicious I

also enjoyed drinking sugar cane juice and I would drink it every time I went out I had

a really fun time in Egypt but my favorite part was getting to see the pyramids while

riding a camel

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 5 -

________________________________________________________________________

Zip lining in Costa Rica by Ella Hopkins

When you go zip lining in Costa Rica you ride on a bus to the area where you go zip

lining You get a vest on and you walk up stairs and when you get to the top of the stairs

you reach the first zip line The first zip line I did with a guide After that I went on

some zip lines by myself The longest zip line was nearly 1 kilometer long There were

10 zip lines all of them were pretty long except the first and second You go over a

waterfall but you land on a platform of wood One time when my mom was on a zip line

and she screamed My favorite part was going on zip line number 10 why because it

was the longest zip line When we got to the last one I wanted to do them all again If

you ever get to go zip lining I would recommend it

________________________________________________________________________

Finding Nemo 3-D by Martin Gardner

From the people Behind A Bugrsquos Life Monsters Inc Wall-E and Brave comes Finding

Nemo

The story of the movie from the Cinemagic website begins like this

ldquoLife along the great Barrier Reef is full of dangers when you are a tiny clownfish

And for Marlin a single parent determined to protect his only son Nemo there are

constant fears and anxieties When on his 1st day of school Nemo defies his Father

and swims off alone to investigate a boat he is suddenly scooped up by a diver as

Marlin helplessly watches Marlin turns desperate as he frantically swims off in

search for his son As he passes a school of fish he bumps in to Dory an agreeable

blue tang with severe short term memory loss who offers to help Together this

aquatic odd couple set out on an impossible mission finding themselves in

troubled waters and contending with such hazards as sharks deadly anger fishes

and a forest of jellyfish Meanwhile in a dentistrsquos office overlooking Sydney

Harbor Nemo has landed in a fish tank that is home to a colorful group of

characters who want to initiate him into their gang ldquo

Sorry this Dory is not played by Ellen DeGeneres

I would not recommend it to real young children because there are some intense images I

would recommend it to five and older Dory makes the movie really funny and it has

fabulous smooth music by Thomas Newman

Other titles from the makers of Finding Nemo are

The Toy Story Trilogy- 1995 1999 and 2010

Cars Double Movie 2006 and 2011

Ratatouille 2007

Monsters INC 2001 (which I will be reviewing when it comes out in 3-D on December

19th

)

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 2 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fast Cars Bugatti by Seth Pereira

The Bugatti family was famous for the beauty of their design and for the large number of

races that they have won Today the German car company Volkswagen owns Bugatti

The only car it produces is the Veyron 164 which is the most expensive and fastest car

in the world The Bugatti Veyron 164 Grand Sport Vitesse costs $25 million

It has 1200-horsepower quad-turbo engine and the top half of the car is painted white

and lower half is new light blue 300 cars have been sold

Each part of the Veyron 164 even the screws is made of the material with the lowest

weight like titanium carbon magnesium

It can reach 250 mph At that speed you can travel the length of one and a quarter

football fields per second or one-third as fast as the speed of sound

________________________________________________________________________

Courtney Gill by Audrey Cloft

Courtney Gill has no siblings but she does have a dog Pisco In fact one of her

hobbies is walking him Some other hobbies include reading spending time with friends

and family and drinking coffee Her birthday is on September 5th

I bet you forgot to say

happy birthday

Courtneyrsquos favorite color is purple and her favorite sport is basketball Her

favorite singer is Adele and her favorite place is Rochester Minnesota Another one of

her favorite places is Chile If she could go anywhere it would be Chile to go see the

family that she stayed with for a while

You might have noticed that Courtney is bilingual (she speaks two languages)

and she also has been to 7 countries Another fun fact about her is that she didnrsquot learn to

swim until she was 14 years old

A while after Courtney could swim she had some jobs and one of them was working in

Kohlrsquos She has always dreamed of being a teacher ldquoIrsquove wanted to be a teacher for as

long as I can rememberrdquo Courtney said In elementary she even taught American Girl

Dolls math and other subjects She achieved her dream of being a teacher after attending

college at Luther College in Iowa She now teaches in E1

________________________________________________________________________

Monaco by Jude Amra

This summer I visited the French Riviera which includes several towns along the coast

of southern France I learned interesting facts about the city of Monaco The principality

of Monaco is an individual independent state under the guardianship of France There is

only a road separating Monaco from France Monaco is a tiny city with an area of less

than one square mile It is ruled by Prince Albert the 2nd

Its ruling family has a rich

history dating back centuries There are about 30000 people living in Monaco with

Monte Carlo considered to be its largest city

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 3 -

________________________________________________________________________

It was fun being in Turkey by Ilkim Taner

My sister Biricik and I were born in the United States but both of my parents are

from Turkey My grandparents and my motherrsquos brothers and my cousins still live there

They visit us here in Rochester from time to time My family and I go to Turkey to see

and spend time with my grandparents and cousins

My most recent trip to Turkey was this past summer I was very excited about our

trip My mother told me that the whole trip from Rochester to my grandparentsrsquo house

would be about 26 hours Yes the flights were very long

In Turkey we were in a city called Gaziantep I stayed at my grandparentsrsquo

house I like to spend time with my grandparents because I love them and because they

play with me all the time and let me eat a lot of chocolates ndash the kinds that we cannot find

here in the United States I also get to watch television Sometimes it is difficult to

understand some Turkish words they say in the cartoons though

I celebrated my birthday at a big dinner with my family in Turkey We had lots of

food and a special ldquoAngry Birdsrdquo birthday cake It was so much fun My cousins their

friends and I played at the park It was good to meet with new kids They thought that I

spoke Turkish in a funny way ndash but that was OK

We also spent some time couple days in Arsuz Arsuz was so beautiful Biricik

and I swam in the sea collected sea shells watered the plants (and ourselves) and played

in the garden I also made a new friend My new friendrsquos name was Doruk Doruk and I

played with the ball a lot

I felt bad (and cried a little) when we were at the airport on our way back to

Rochester I wanted to stay longer in Turkey I wish we could visit Turkey more often

It was fun being in Turkey

________________________________________________________________________

My visit to Phillip Island Australia by Sam Scalzo

When I went to Australia I went to many places such as Phillip Island When I

was at Phillip Island I went to an old farm the penguin parade and a koala center

At the farm I milked a cow I also saw a sheepdog rounding up sheep and I looked

at baby animals The baby animals I saw were sheep and cows I also looked at the old

farmhouse the adult bed was smaller than my twin bed After the farm I went to our hotel

to check in to our rooms

After resting at the hotel I went to see the penguin parade Small penguins walked

up the beach to their nests They looked so cute There were a lot of people at the penguin

parade it is a popular activity

The next day we went to the Koala Conservation Center We walked on raised

platforms to see the koalas My favorite part about the koala center was seeing a mom

and a baby koala together

On my trip to Phillip Island I did lots of new things

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 4 -

________________________________________________________________________

The Unusual Tiger by Katherine Zhu

Once upon a time there was a tiger with brown stripes and red fur Everyone laughed at

her She was so different from the rest of them One day she could not stand it anymore

and she ran away Then she met a wise old owl he said ldquogod made you in a unique

wayrdquo Now she was very happy When she came back everyone laughed at her again

but she did not care She remembered what the owl said and she was even happier than

before

________________________________________________________________________

The Fall Season by Laila Abulseoud

The Fall is here

The trees are colorful as I walk through the lake

I smell the fresh air

I hear the birds are singing overhead

The maple tree leaves turn red orange and yellow and are falling on the ground

I like the fall better than winter because the winter is cold and all of the sudden

everything turn white

________________________________________________________________________

My trip to Egypt by Zakariya Nassr

I went to Egypt by airplane this summer I went with my brother and my mom

and we stayed there for six weeks We visited Cairo Asyut and Alexandria and stayed

with our family

In Cairo we saw a mosque that was 750 years old It was at Muhammad Alirsquos

citadel We also rode horses and camels at the pyramids We got to go inside the kingrsquos

pyramid and we saw the Sphinx The weather was really hot so we had to keep drinking

freezing water to keep cool

We went to Asyut to visit our great grandmother who is our momsrsquo fathersrsquo mom

We were only able to go out at night because the weather was cooler at night and the sun

was too hot to go out during the day We sat by the Nile and had ice cream every night

We went to Alexandria with our cousins from Chicago We got there by train it

only took two hours We got to our hotel and changed into our swimsuits and went to the

beach We all got stung by jellyfish It really hurt The next day we were able to go to a

beach that did not have jellyfish and we had a lot more fun there We had dinner when it

got dark We had roasted corn from the street and my cousin and I were able to help the

man fan the fire

Everywhere on the streets people sold prickly pears and they were delicious I

also enjoyed drinking sugar cane juice and I would drink it every time I went out I had

a really fun time in Egypt but my favorite part was getting to see the pyramids while

riding a camel

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 5 -

________________________________________________________________________

Zip lining in Costa Rica by Ella Hopkins

When you go zip lining in Costa Rica you ride on a bus to the area where you go zip

lining You get a vest on and you walk up stairs and when you get to the top of the stairs

you reach the first zip line The first zip line I did with a guide After that I went on

some zip lines by myself The longest zip line was nearly 1 kilometer long There were

10 zip lines all of them were pretty long except the first and second You go over a

waterfall but you land on a platform of wood One time when my mom was on a zip line

and she screamed My favorite part was going on zip line number 10 why because it

was the longest zip line When we got to the last one I wanted to do them all again If

you ever get to go zip lining I would recommend it

________________________________________________________________________

Finding Nemo 3-D by Martin Gardner

From the people Behind A Bugrsquos Life Monsters Inc Wall-E and Brave comes Finding

Nemo

The story of the movie from the Cinemagic website begins like this

ldquoLife along the great Barrier Reef is full of dangers when you are a tiny clownfish

And for Marlin a single parent determined to protect his only son Nemo there are

constant fears and anxieties When on his 1st day of school Nemo defies his Father

and swims off alone to investigate a boat he is suddenly scooped up by a diver as

Marlin helplessly watches Marlin turns desperate as he frantically swims off in

search for his son As he passes a school of fish he bumps in to Dory an agreeable

blue tang with severe short term memory loss who offers to help Together this

aquatic odd couple set out on an impossible mission finding themselves in

troubled waters and contending with such hazards as sharks deadly anger fishes

and a forest of jellyfish Meanwhile in a dentistrsquos office overlooking Sydney

Harbor Nemo has landed in a fish tank that is home to a colorful group of

characters who want to initiate him into their gang ldquo

Sorry this Dory is not played by Ellen DeGeneres

I would not recommend it to real young children because there are some intense images I

would recommend it to five and older Dory makes the movie really funny and it has

fabulous smooth music by Thomas Newman

Other titles from the makers of Finding Nemo are

The Toy Story Trilogy- 1995 1999 and 2010

Cars Double Movie 2006 and 2011

Ratatouille 2007

Monsters INC 2001 (which I will be reviewing when it comes out in 3-D on December

19th

)

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 3 -

________________________________________________________________________

It was fun being in Turkey by Ilkim Taner

My sister Biricik and I were born in the United States but both of my parents are

from Turkey My grandparents and my motherrsquos brothers and my cousins still live there

They visit us here in Rochester from time to time My family and I go to Turkey to see

and spend time with my grandparents and cousins

My most recent trip to Turkey was this past summer I was very excited about our

trip My mother told me that the whole trip from Rochester to my grandparentsrsquo house

would be about 26 hours Yes the flights were very long

In Turkey we were in a city called Gaziantep I stayed at my grandparentsrsquo

house I like to spend time with my grandparents because I love them and because they

play with me all the time and let me eat a lot of chocolates ndash the kinds that we cannot find

here in the United States I also get to watch television Sometimes it is difficult to

understand some Turkish words they say in the cartoons though

I celebrated my birthday at a big dinner with my family in Turkey We had lots of

food and a special ldquoAngry Birdsrdquo birthday cake It was so much fun My cousins their

friends and I played at the park It was good to meet with new kids They thought that I

spoke Turkish in a funny way ndash but that was OK

We also spent some time couple days in Arsuz Arsuz was so beautiful Biricik

and I swam in the sea collected sea shells watered the plants (and ourselves) and played

in the garden I also made a new friend My new friendrsquos name was Doruk Doruk and I

played with the ball a lot

I felt bad (and cried a little) when we were at the airport on our way back to

Rochester I wanted to stay longer in Turkey I wish we could visit Turkey more often

It was fun being in Turkey

________________________________________________________________________

My visit to Phillip Island Australia by Sam Scalzo

When I went to Australia I went to many places such as Phillip Island When I

was at Phillip Island I went to an old farm the penguin parade and a koala center

At the farm I milked a cow I also saw a sheepdog rounding up sheep and I looked

at baby animals The baby animals I saw were sheep and cows I also looked at the old

farmhouse the adult bed was smaller than my twin bed After the farm I went to our hotel

to check in to our rooms

After resting at the hotel I went to see the penguin parade Small penguins walked

up the beach to their nests They looked so cute There were a lot of people at the penguin

parade it is a popular activity

The next day we went to the Koala Conservation Center We walked on raised

platforms to see the koalas My favorite part about the koala center was seeing a mom

and a baby koala together

On my trip to Phillip Island I did lots of new things

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 4 -

________________________________________________________________________

The Unusual Tiger by Katherine Zhu

Once upon a time there was a tiger with brown stripes and red fur Everyone laughed at

her She was so different from the rest of them One day she could not stand it anymore

and she ran away Then she met a wise old owl he said ldquogod made you in a unique

wayrdquo Now she was very happy When she came back everyone laughed at her again

but she did not care She remembered what the owl said and she was even happier than

before

________________________________________________________________________

The Fall Season by Laila Abulseoud

The Fall is here

The trees are colorful as I walk through the lake

I smell the fresh air

I hear the birds are singing overhead

The maple tree leaves turn red orange and yellow and are falling on the ground

I like the fall better than winter because the winter is cold and all of the sudden

everything turn white

________________________________________________________________________

My trip to Egypt by Zakariya Nassr

I went to Egypt by airplane this summer I went with my brother and my mom

and we stayed there for six weeks We visited Cairo Asyut and Alexandria and stayed

with our family

In Cairo we saw a mosque that was 750 years old It was at Muhammad Alirsquos

citadel We also rode horses and camels at the pyramids We got to go inside the kingrsquos

pyramid and we saw the Sphinx The weather was really hot so we had to keep drinking

freezing water to keep cool

We went to Asyut to visit our great grandmother who is our momsrsquo fathersrsquo mom

We were only able to go out at night because the weather was cooler at night and the sun

was too hot to go out during the day We sat by the Nile and had ice cream every night

We went to Alexandria with our cousins from Chicago We got there by train it

only took two hours We got to our hotel and changed into our swimsuits and went to the

beach We all got stung by jellyfish It really hurt The next day we were able to go to a

beach that did not have jellyfish and we had a lot more fun there We had dinner when it

got dark We had roasted corn from the street and my cousin and I were able to help the

man fan the fire

Everywhere on the streets people sold prickly pears and they were delicious I

also enjoyed drinking sugar cane juice and I would drink it every time I went out I had

a really fun time in Egypt but my favorite part was getting to see the pyramids while

riding a camel

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 5 -

________________________________________________________________________

Zip lining in Costa Rica by Ella Hopkins

When you go zip lining in Costa Rica you ride on a bus to the area where you go zip

lining You get a vest on and you walk up stairs and when you get to the top of the stairs

you reach the first zip line The first zip line I did with a guide After that I went on

some zip lines by myself The longest zip line was nearly 1 kilometer long There were

10 zip lines all of them were pretty long except the first and second You go over a

waterfall but you land on a platform of wood One time when my mom was on a zip line

and she screamed My favorite part was going on zip line number 10 why because it

was the longest zip line When we got to the last one I wanted to do them all again If

you ever get to go zip lining I would recommend it

________________________________________________________________________

Finding Nemo 3-D by Martin Gardner

From the people Behind A Bugrsquos Life Monsters Inc Wall-E and Brave comes Finding

Nemo

The story of the movie from the Cinemagic website begins like this

ldquoLife along the great Barrier Reef is full of dangers when you are a tiny clownfish

And for Marlin a single parent determined to protect his only son Nemo there are

constant fears and anxieties When on his 1st day of school Nemo defies his Father

and swims off alone to investigate a boat he is suddenly scooped up by a diver as

Marlin helplessly watches Marlin turns desperate as he frantically swims off in

search for his son As he passes a school of fish he bumps in to Dory an agreeable

blue tang with severe short term memory loss who offers to help Together this

aquatic odd couple set out on an impossible mission finding themselves in

troubled waters and contending with such hazards as sharks deadly anger fishes

and a forest of jellyfish Meanwhile in a dentistrsquos office overlooking Sydney

Harbor Nemo has landed in a fish tank that is home to a colorful group of

characters who want to initiate him into their gang ldquo

Sorry this Dory is not played by Ellen DeGeneres

I would not recommend it to real young children because there are some intense images I

would recommend it to five and older Dory makes the movie really funny and it has

fabulous smooth music by Thomas Newman

Other titles from the makers of Finding Nemo are

The Toy Story Trilogy- 1995 1999 and 2010

Cars Double Movie 2006 and 2011

Ratatouille 2007

Monsters INC 2001 (which I will be reviewing when it comes out in 3-D on December

19th

)

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 4 -

________________________________________________________________________

The Unusual Tiger by Katherine Zhu

Once upon a time there was a tiger with brown stripes and red fur Everyone laughed at

her She was so different from the rest of them One day she could not stand it anymore

and she ran away Then she met a wise old owl he said ldquogod made you in a unique

wayrdquo Now she was very happy When she came back everyone laughed at her again

but she did not care She remembered what the owl said and she was even happier than

before

________________________________________________________________________

The Fall Season by Laila Abulseoud

The Fall is here

The trees are colorful as I walk through the lake

I smell the fresh air

I hear the birds are singing overhead

The maple tree leaves turn red orange and yellow and are falling on the ground

I like the fall better than winter because the winter is cold and all of the sudden

everything turn white

________________________________________________________________________

My trip to Egypt by Zakariya Nassr

I went to Egypt by airplane this summer I went with my brother and my mom

and we stayed there for six weeks We visited Cairo Asyut and Alexandria and stayed

with our family

In Cairo we saw a mosque that was 750 years old It was at Muhammad Alirsquos

citadel We also rode horses and camels at the pyramids We got to go inside the kingrsquos

pyramid and we saw the Sphinx The weather was really hot so we had to keep drinking

freezing water to keep cool

We went to Asyut to visit our great grandmother who is our momsrsquo fathersrsquo mom

We were only able to go out at night because the weather was cooler at night and the sun

was too hot to go out during the day We sat by the Nile and had ice cream every night

We went to Alexandria with our cousins from Chicago We got there by train it

only took two hours We got to our hotel and changed into our swimsuits and went to the

beach We all got stung by jellyfish It really hurt The next day we were able to go to a

beach that did not have jellyfish and we had a lot more fun there We had dinner when it

got dark We had roasted corn from the street and my cousin and I were able to help the

man fan the fire

Everywhere on the streets people sold prickly pears and they were delicious I

also enjoyed drinking sugar cane juice and I would drink it every time I went out I had

a really fun time in Egypt but my favorite part was getting to see the pyramids while

riding a camel

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 5 -

________________________________________________________________________

Zip lining in Costa Rica by Ella Hopkins

When you go zip lining in Costa Rica you ride on a bus to the area where you go zip

lining You get a vest on and you walk up stairs and when you get to the top of the stairs

you reach the first zip line The first zip line I did with a guide After that I went on

some zip lines by myself The longest zip line was nearly 1 kilometer long There were

10 zip lines all of them were pretty long except the first and second You go over a

waterfall but you land on a platform of wood One time when my mom was on a zip line

and she screamed My favorite part was going on zip line number 10 why because it

was the longest zip line When we got to the last one I wanted to do them all again If

you ever get to go zip lining I would recommend it

________________________________________________________________________

Finding Nemo 3-D by Martin Gardner

From the people Behind A Bugrsquos Life Monsters Inc Wall-E and Brave comes Finding

Nemo

The story of the movie from the Cinemagic website begins like this

ldquoLife along the great Barrier Reef is full of dangers when you are a tiny clownfish

And for Marlin a single parent determined to protect his only son Nemo there are

constant fears and anxieties When on his 1st day of school Nemo defies his Father

and swims off alone to investigate a boat he is suddenly scooped up by a diver as

Marlin helplessly watches Marlin turns desperate as he frantically swims off in

search for his son As he passes a school of fish he bumps in to Dory an agreeable

blue tang with severe short term memory loss who offers to help Together this

aquatic odd couple set out on an impossible mission finding themselves in

troubled waters and contending with such hazards as sharks deadly anger fishes

and a forest of jellyfish Meanwhile in a dentistrsquos office overlooking Sydney

Harbor Nemo has landed in a fish tank that is home to a colorful group of

characters who want to initiate him into their gang ldquo

Sorry this Dory is not played by Ellen DeGeneres

I would not recommend it to real young children because there are some intense images I

would recommend it to five and older Dory makes the movie really funny and it has

fabulous smooth music by Thomas Newman

Other titles from the makers of Finding Nemo are

The Toy Story Trilogy- 1995 1999 and 2010

Cars Double Movie 2006 and 2011

Ratatouille 2007

Monsters INC 2001 (which I will be reviewing when it comes out in 3-D on December

19th

)

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 5 -

________________________________________________________________________

Zip lining in Costa Rica by Ella Hopkins

When you go zip lining in Costa Rica you ride on a bus to the area where you go zip

lining You get a vest on and you walk up stairs and when you get to the top of the stairs

you reach the first zip line The first zip line I did with a guide After that I went on

some zip lines by myself The longest zip line was nearly 1 kilometer long There were

10 zip lines all of them were pretty long except the first and second You go over a

waterfall but you land on a platform of wood One time when my mom was on a zip line

and she screamed My favorite part was going on zip line number 10 why because it

was the longest zip line When we got to the last one I wanted to do them all again If

you ever get to go zip lining I would recommend it

________________________________________________________________________

Finding Nemo 3-D by Martin Gardner

From the people Behind A Bugrsquos Life Monsters Inc Wall-E and Brave comes Finding

Nemo

The story of the movie from the Cinemagic website begins like this

ldquoLife along the great Barrier Reef is full of dangers when you are a tiny clownfish

And for Marlin a single parent determined to protect his only son Nemo there are

constant fears and anxieties When on his 1st day of school Nemo defies his Father

and swims off alone to investigate a boat he is suddenly scooped up by a diver as

Marlin helplessly watches Marlin turns desperate as he frantically swims off in

search for his son As he passes a school of fish he bumps in to Dory an agreeable

blue tang with severe short term memory loss who offers to help Together this

aquatic odd couple set out on an impossible mission finding themselves in

troubled waters and contending with such hazards as sharks deadly anger fishes

and a forest of jellyfish Meanwhile in a dentistrsquos office overlooking Sydney

Harbor Nemo has landed in a fish tank that is home to a colorful group of

characters who want to initiate him into their gang ldquo

Sorry this Dory is not played by Ellen DeGeneres

I would not recommend it to real young children because there are some intense images I

would recommend it to five and older Dory makes the movie really funny and it has

fabulous smooth music by Thomas Newman

Other titles from the makers of Finding Nemo are

The Toy Story Trilogy- 1995 1999 and 2010

Cars Double Movie 2006 and 2011

Ratatouille 2007

Monsters INC 2001 (which I will be reviewing when it comes out in 3-D on December

19th

)

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 6 -

________________________________________________________________________

Fiction Stories by Olivia Dyrbyewright

In Columbia there was a man by the name of John Canton He was born on April 23

1980 so he is now 31 years old Two days ago he found a rock that was a mix of pyrite

and marble with a bit of geode in it He claims it was found in Russia at 3 am near the

coast of the Kara Sea This rock is worth $100000 John thought about selling the rock

on eBay but he didnrsquot want anything to happen to it since it is so fragile John is going to

be in the Twin Cities on 44th

Avenue North Drive if you want to learn more about him If

you are not able to drive there you can learn more about it at www schoolcom

Please read this exciting news

Ronald Stalinist was born on November 3 1974 In case you didnrsquot know Ronald is

the latest engineer that made a living robot with feelings This robot picks up litter and

feeds the poor and these things lead to better health for everyone It needs to be copied

before selling on eBay and will cost between thirty and one hundred dollars The robot

eats and drinks leftovers to save the world Robot Evaonda is born to know math

science language culture reading writing the future and more I say a helper for

homework For more information go to wwwrobotworldcom

________________________________________________________________________

Life Cycle of a Flower by Annika Lillegard

The life cycle of a flower begins with a seed in the ground Dependent on plenty

of light and water the seed grows roots if the temperature is favorable The roots absorb

water and nutrients from the soil and bring them to the rest of the flower As the flower

grows it develops stems and leaves above ground When the plant is mature it makes

blossoms (a process called flowering) Flowers are important for the plant to reproduce

Pollen is necessary to fertilize the flower to make seeds Insects and bees transfer pollen

from one flower to another The flower wilts over time releasing the seeds to the ground

or the wind to start the life cycle of a flower over again

________________________________________________________________________

Fall by Emma Van Meter

Fall is so nice

All the colors on the trees

Yellow orange red

And just the right amount of breeze

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 7 -

Cartoons and Drawings

By Danny Berglund

By Emma Van Meter

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 8 -

Chris Kane

Nico Grothey

Conor Kane ndash part 1

Conor Kane ndash part 2

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 9 -

Quinn Kallmes

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 10 -

Crossword

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 11 -

Jokes

Emily and Elizabeth Wetzel

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 8 -

Chris Kane

Nico Grothey

Conor Kane ndash part 1

Conor Kane ndash part 2

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 9 -

Quinn Kallmes

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 10 -

Crossword

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 11 -

Jokes

Emily and Elizabeth Wetzel

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 9 -

Quinn Kallmes

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 10 -

Crossword

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 11 -

Jokes

Emily and Elizabeth Wetzel

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 10 -

Crossword

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 11 -

Jokes

Emily and Elizabeth Wetzel

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 11 -

Jokes

Emily and Elizabeth Wetzel

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________

RMS Times Fall 2012 - 12 -

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes by Shawn Jacobson

Jokes have been around for 4000 years Jokes are told or written to make people laugh

Here are a few of my favorite jokes

Knock knock Whorsquos there Ketchup Ketchup who Ketchup to me and Irsquoll tell you

What football player loves to go to the bank A quarterback

What kind of bug canrsquot go in the boysrsquo bathroom A ladybug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Boo Boo who Donrsquot cry Itrsquos just me

Knock knock Whorsquos there Who Who who Is that an owl I hear

What black white and red all over A newspaper

________________________________________________________________________

Jokes collected by Prabhav Kaginele

Knock knock Whorsquos there Rita Rita who Rita good book lately

Knock knock Whorsquos there Icon Icon who Icon give you a big hug

Knock knock Whorsquos there Gladys Gladys who Gladys itrsquos not snowing

Knock knock Whorsquos there Arthur Arthur who Arthur any cookies left

How can you tell that elephants like to swim They always have their trunks on

What is the quietest sport Bowling you can only hear a pin drop

Why is a football field cool Because it is full of fans

Whatrsquos the best place to see cows At a moo-se-em

________________________________________________________________________

Crossword Key

________________________________________________________________________