the schipul new guy abc's
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Everything you need to know to survive being the new guy at Schipul.TRANSCRIPT
The Schipul New Guy ABC's
A is for Attention
Pay attention to everyone’s needs. Everyone’s.
B is for Beer
Rodney drinks Stella Artois. The grocery store only has one six pack in stock at any time.
C is for Cranky
Cranky is what everyone gets if we run out of half & half.
D is for Dishes
Your mom isn’t here. Neither is ours. Do the math.
E is for Eloy
This one is pretty self explanatory.
F is for Foosball
Bet Ed that you can beat him. See what happens.
G is for Grin
Keep smiling, and this will all be over soon.
H is for Hunker
Hunker is what Aaron does in his chair.
I is for Identity
You’re a Schipulite now. Welcome, clone.
J is for J
Jennifer Brooks is J. Guichin Quian is Jenny. Jason is the guy meowing.
K is for Kerry
Bow to your sensei. Or else.
L is for Listening
Your most valuable tool. And your only opportunity to rest.
M is for Mail
Most of it is junk, but don’t throw away the money. We like money.
N is for New Guy
Man, the alphabet is long. Look at this puppy!
O is for OfficeThe office runs on three things:1.Alcohol2.Caffeine3.Stupid Jokes
Have an adequate supply of all three at all times.
P is for Phone
It’s probably ringing right now. Answer it!
R is for Reply All
Are you ready for the deluge?
S is for Social Media
http://schipulnewguy.blogspot.comSurvive and we’ll make you an admin.
T is for Tea
Irish Breakfast Tea. LIPTON (!) Green Tea. Have these around if you want to stay on Ed and Kerry’s good side.
U is for Ubiquitous
Ubiquitous like Katie’s smiles.
V is for Very Casual
Heck, our CEO doesn’t even wear shoes!
W is for Wine
Cabernet. Not Merlot. And Nicole’s Chardonnay. And Kim’s Pinot Noir. And Jerri’s Malbec. And Rachel’s Sangiovese. And Daniel’s banana cognac.
X is for Xavier
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Y is for You!
We’re glad you’re here! Welcome to the Schipul Team!
Z is for Zangirolami
There will be a spelling test later.