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DRUID

DANCE

SATURDAY THE REVIE 'EXT 11'EEK:

"A SUCCE FUL

CALAMITY'•

VOLUME 43 NUMBER 12

FOOTUGHTS SHOW NOW IN TOILS

OF REHEARSALS fuaier naa Enr; MeD Will Play

AD Roles ID Clenr Comedy

• ,. -.sEATS ARE FIFTY CENTS

~n next Saturday evening in Wolf :Hall the Footlights Club will offer a

reezy little comedy entitled "A Suc­cessful Calamity." This is the first of two productions which the local

Barrymore• will present during the year. As one recalls the initial pro­duction of the club lal!lt year: "Mr. Pim Paues By" failed to appear due to the fact that the scenery was lost in a Jersey City snow storm. Next week, however, you will again see Durant Stroud strutting the staJe a Ia female and you will see little E. P . K. Meredith enacting the role of a French maid. They say the boys will wear all those little feminine things in the abow-that should be worth the price of admission, which is, by the way, only ftfty cents. You see the boys bad to cut the price of ad­mission becauae they realized that t,hey couldn't compete with "Ching Aline" next week in Wilmington with a three-dollar scale

After the favorable criticism passed upon the production of "Candida" the Footlighta Club, remembering "The Night Cap" episode, decided not to present "A Successful Calamity" fear­ing that it might be successful; but when a certain professor paid the royalty on the play, then the boys de­cided to co on with the show.

The rehearsals are going along fine: three of the cast of two hundred know their linea and the scenery (twenty baggace cara) is expected to get lost this week. The pink and green wigs have arrived as have the ladies' wear. ~troud's cown, from Milgrim's, blew into town last week, and girls, its the most gorgeous thing. h's a silver lined Eskimo evening gown full of drooping gondolas, and is covered with mother of pearl oysterettes. And you ~bould see his (her?) thing-a-ma-bob t hat he (abe?) wears in the Firs t Act! It's black with flowing magnolias over it! They say it cost a fortune.

But all kidding aside Folfs. This is going to be a nice little comedy with­out much slapstick. The boys are figuring on packing the house by ad­vertising that the Footlights men will play the feminine parts. And you know, folks, this is the only organiza­tion in tb~ State of Delaware which attempts anything like this. Can you imagine Justin Steele acting as the daughter of Durant Stroud and being made love to by Weitlich 1 Really, I think it's inconceivable, but they say it's all in the show. Another choice bit of acting is expected from Chuley Rosenberg who plays the part of Dr. Brodie. You know, Rosenberg played t.be part of a cake of ice in one o{ the productions of "Uncle Tom's Cabin," and he should show some

lent. Well, folks, don't forget to drop up

to "Doc" Rhodes this week and buy a rouple of tbo11e choice scats. Oh, we n rly forgot. Jack Poole and H rb f'lark, both F ootligbters. a l'C arrang­ing the masic for the occa ion and they will be assisted by Hessleberg and Diet Long, bot.b well-known jazz

UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE

NEWARK, OFJ.AWAR£. JANUARY 7, 1927

PROFESSOR URGES MAN REVERT TO THE WiLD

London, Jan. 3.- " Back to the wilds" was prescribed as a cure lor subnormal persons by Prof. Ernest W. MacBride o! the Im­perial College of Science, lecturing today before the conference of edu­cational socities. He gave emphatic warning aganst the danger to civil­ization through the in r use of weaklings, due to the marriage of unfit men and women.

"If England could transport a majority of its city population to the wilder parts of Australia and leave them there more or less to their own resources,'' Prof. Mac­Bride declared, "those who survived would develop into re pectablc per­sons after two or thr • genera­tions."

PROFS. ATTEND CONVENTIONS

Professors in Journali m

Columbia Teachers erve Editor.iaJ Boards of 70

Publication olumbi University

serve on editorial board

on

publi ation as managing, a ociate, contributing or 11dvi ory editor , ac­cording to a 11urvey mad public y -

terday by olumbia. The publica.ti with which th y arc connected cover widely different fields o( know! dge.

Amon~ them are 11ev n p ycholoJ­ical juornals, also magazin 11 and other publications dealing with po­litical science, history, anthropolol)', folklore, surger)', hygiene, patholou, neurology and psychiatry, public health, internal medicine, biolou, philology, sociology, ethic , philoao phy, education, chemiatry, electricity, engineering, zoollogy, g OJraphy, bot­any, mining, radio and perlum .

Prof. O'Brien Seeks Historical HORSE-LIKE Information at Rochester HONOR SYSTEM

OR. CROOKS READS PAPER AT UNIV. OF PENN.

The University of Delawar~o was well represented at the annual con­

vention of the American Association for the Advancement of' Science held at the University of Pennsylvania during the Christmas holidays. Dr.

Crooks read a paper before the

Sociology Section on "Law Enforce-ment and Burglary Insurance," deal­

ing with the problem of th suppos d

A hicago girl has 11ugg ted that stud nts at Northwestern Univ nity wear blinkers, similar to tohs worn by horses, in order to prevent sid long glances during written examinations. This unique experiment ball been tried by th young lady in que~~tion, and s he ha te tifted to the elftcacy of the shields. The Northwestern Derby may !'oon be a classic.

HINT R. 0. T. C. POWER TO BE

DIMINISHED

Student Duel nlawful

Court phold " Deadly Weapon" Deci ion

Berlin, Jan. Du ling with ra-piers, a fav rit pr -war paatim of Q rman student fratemlti ; b ~>ten

larcd unlawful by t.be Sup m urt of Leipzig, which, upholding

t.h Fed raJ ourt'a d is ion of la t y r pronoun

dly weapons." onaequ ntly, the rec nt trial of lh

l!w stud nt, Gerhard KrU11chk , ac­ed of causing t.h death of hi

adversary and friend, Wall r B r, in a duel auumed unusual silflllt\can . Th proc dinga rt!V 1 Kru bk and B r had foutrht a du I m r ly in a s porting tpirit and Krua bite's r api r had ntercl his oppon nt'a body betw n th dl'ranged qullt d protection.

Th court s ntenc d th sword11man to live month ' lmprisonm nL

DR IDS FESTIVAL TOMORROW IGHT

The annual Druid Dan e will be b,ld tomorrow ni.ght In th Commona at eight o'clock. This dane always prov 11 La bt> on of th t of the colleg year and it i .. id that thl• year' is to be no x eption. 1f music m ana anything, the dance will be &Teat. G or1e Madd n and his Dela­wareans will be on hand to liv n thinp up for th innoc nt t llowa and blu1hinr young co-eda. Th lax i two berrieJI. Th Druid CTotto it waiting for you.

COACH NOBIS IS READY FOR

SEASON increase in crime. Report Ha.s It That Faculty Swarthmore With a Powerful

Those from the extension depart- , Plans to Petition Trustees Team Fae 'Lot!al Fleh ment who attended th convention I From unofficial sources it. has been oaeh Bema.rd Nobis and Manaa r were Professor Detjen, who read a hinted that the faculty m mben of Tr maine will tall to Swarthmon to-paper on the subject "Preliminary Re- Delawar Colleg will petition the morrow what looks lik on of the port on Cabbage Breeding''; Dean Me- Boa~ of Trusteea to abolish the now- I tetlt imminr t aJU in coll.P14

. standmg four-y ar R. 0. T. C. COUFR- • 1 W"tb 1 h _ _. 1 Gu ' who lB a member of the exccu- If thi is !avorabJv pan d by th men c•rc . , on y t • onv aw m-

h A · s ' mlng • a11on opcninr tive committee of t e mencan o- who ""uide the Univenitu of Delawar '"' ' again11t Swal'thmor th r ciety of Horticultural Science; Dr. it will m an thnt s tud nla will be re- on tb cam(lu that. th Manns and Dr. Adams , who took part quir d t~ join the R. . T. C. ranks will com(' through th in the dit~cussion on plant dis ases. for only two years. many hOTIOMI. Professors Runk, Baker, and Schuster At many of the larg('r and more All aport lov rs t D ·la 11r a w•ll

advancl>d edu ational cr·oter ~uch a 88 in Wilminatnn an· <:to ly watch-also attended the convention. Prof. 1· h L - d d d h k .. ~.

po tcy a ucen a opt an aa wor - in.,. the local t am and th " bell ve if O'Brien attended th meeting of the d ! bl Tb h be '" ' e vl'ry :lVorn Y· re aa n we had a Jaru r "'"'! In NPwark th Historical Society at Roches ter, while h ._., d d '" •·~-muc warrnn....... an unwarrante natlunal coli "'i ll' •lmmin.r ti U various members of the English and ·t · · t.h t h R 0 T C " err lctam rua at t · · · · would soon r ·v rt ,., our F.l•h. Modern Language D partments went un its s pread throughout the ountry. to Boston to the Modern Language There has indeed been a large s tudent Association's meeting. rc. cntm('nt. agains t militar)' training

LA TIN AMERICAN TUDENTS AT PARIS

JOIN IN PROTE T Paris , Jan. 3-Me ages to Yre i­

dent "oolidge and harles G. Dawes as " President of the Senate," prote t ­ing against the " landing of American ma rine in Nicaraguan territory in violation of the most elementary prin· cipl of int ernational law," have been ent br the General ssociation of

Latin Americ n tud n of ParL.

aM a ompul ory measur and auch a mot ive on the part of the faculty against th preaent situation at DeJa­war oil ge, if the report b • tru , ia Vl' ry laudabl . The qu ation of wh ther or no milita ry training Ia beneficial to coli •g atud nt.l hu been di cul' ed mor than t.h Bacon­, ha k pear controveny. The out-­com · of th plan adva nced b)· th"

mg los ly al4:hP.d ~y

The association bas also cab! d a ' PRE me. !!age to the Congres of Panama, F demanding rej ·tion of the recently I drawn treaty wtth the United tate , which is d scribed u "doubl trea on

0 against the national ind !)f'ndencl' of Bit.t ~ighl In WilminJtton for La t in Am rica." Junior

Pt .BLI ITY • T T

ingers. I We IIIUt not forg t that Elbert

Hub a.rd. Spicer is tage Manager and hat Ira Ellis · Busin anager of

e prodoetion. You know i takes a of braina to put a thing aero

like tllis. That'a why we now men-tion that M Tyson of Newark, John Da1e aDd Prof on thtthnr and \'an~ren are aiding a the re-

Wanted: Ba.IJbtbaD Gam llolton "Apollo" Alk n, '21, hu

orpnizNi th cl ch mp ou or 11 21 and ia an loua to play a DeJa­

frat m ity, f hman or clua t am a pr hmln ry aam prior to th Mt. l Mary-0 !aware eame in \\' limington n xt month. Alk n'a combination hold unique r ord In that hia ftve a not b len dur­Ing Ita four-y ar atay In wark. The lin -up would includ A k "'• Jlorty, Phil Mar I and manJ' oth I'll. Phon lk n, '21, In WU­min ton If you de irt> do battle with hla ch rft .

WESTMARYL D F CES LOC L FIVE

PRJCE ao cons

JUNIOR PROM AT WOMEN'S

COLLEGE SOON NHI Be Ua....Uy Bril&ut AfWr;

Co-•itteeA-.....c.i

Junior Prom at will take pta on 1 .....,.

in~t. JanuarJ 14th. All of Womt'n'

Coli If& Ia aaor at th pTOIIpect or this dane wb h proml.aea on of the most brilliant that baa y t. D held

at Wom n'• C II re. Tbe P~.i.n ar v n a bit du-d, for acco.,... w l'U tom, .Uin m mb.ra of this

apt. -- ~

reamer Ho Win

..~Of Third claa will ba cho. n by tb 111111 ora ~ a rvf' at th Prom.

MEET ARMY AT WEST POl T E T WEEK

Th chalrm n for t.be variowl coM-milt ar aa followa:

l>or thy Bond- oraUou. Chrl•tioe Dab Procra--­AIIc Uolloway-Fuon.

rah Colln-Walu.... R~th La.U Pa~ Gr ~neclb-Ref'nab......_ Halt~ K a lillie.

Th entlr. Junior d.aaa ....... -~

In• tu make thla th IDCIM AUINC111ft dane of Lh.e year.

"DE BUNK" THB CURRICULUMP

l> lawar will try Cor ttl Udnl win tonlrht wh n It fa ea Dicit. Harlow'a

1trong W wm Maryland t am In the

local C)•m. W rn Mat7land baa taken a gr at apurt in alhlet ca but baa y t to but Delawar in any aport. .'ive y ara •ro th two con r-a met

in football and Delawar Ht~t die ,Maryland boy. b m und r lh araaJ• inr -0 tcoA. C~h llarlow, t.!le man who d v loped harll Ro,era at

Colrat , baa a flock of aaalatant. aod th 1 • m pec:lally arudoua to acalp tb tocai.JJ. h Foratbcarc pro•la. (Tiae Mha1n&a !Wb, thl• hlpJy.aalaried tutor a naa f•lu. Whee U.. "flanvi C"--" ... mon y and he w1U pl&C11 U.. uaul two MOn qo ~ u ...,.. L am line-up on the wuoclm wa,.. elty att.•ptl• &a Mt ....

IHiaware'a ncoQJ1kr with G.ortt pvrported to ... til. .,.,.-«..._ .... Wa hlnrton waa l011L by a lo OM- t:Oift~lt.e appnleal o1 ..no. point marrin. 1'bc! Capital ity bop w re cl arly outplayed w a a..& llatad in U.. 1larratd etlft'ic.a-, mlnu rally by the locala n arty •llllk at •pt .... laaia.l .._ th heavy u1h~ tlv • "Scoop'" I natb an4 brMdUI of the • 8arlm1 aiCain to ml~hty h lftha a and vntribut I h avlly for the f~abl.

ounr &t'Wn is •llinc Litch~n ~n'a pia · • ni ty nd h• hould ann It quite a ft·w vktori*' .for PoNrtburr'• co thi n.

• 'ext w k th local• lru~l to • ew h y will play

rmy and Put rm1 will bt a t••uteh prc.po~~itaon to hand! hut Pra t t.ou!d ~'a lly t.am d

hlnrto" T • IACky nn it"tory by lAM

Point

W~t 1Rrutrw II ... etltta1 ~Itt l.lir•afla"rr of t~r •nlurr•IIU of llrlumarr

Founded In 1884. Published every l'' riday during the college year. I Sub~erlptlon price $2.00 a year, delivered anywhere in the Un1ted States.

Siqle copy, ten C4.nta. All buainess communications should be addr ssed to the Business Mana­

pr, and all other correspondence to the Editor-in-Chief.

Enter d at the Newark, Delaware, Po t Office a s secund class matter.

Member of the Intercollegiate N ewrt)(l per A ssoci1,tion

STAFF Editor-in-Chief

Jamee William Grant, '27 Women'• College Editor Delaware College Editor

Linda Basaet, '27 Leslie W. MJore, '28 Alflli11tant Editor11

Lillian Benson, '28 Edward

:Ruseell Pippin, '27 Cortland Eyer, '27 :Uarrarct Ellis, '27 Samuel Miller, '28

SpflrfB Editor Bernard Nobis, '29

Gent~ral Staff Ralph Robinson, '28 F'ranci11 Roemer, '28 Josephine RoFcoo, '20 Samuel HandlotT, '28 William Lank, '29

Bu1lnesa Manager' Roy Franklin Corley, Jr .. '28

A118istant Business Managers

Spicer, 29

Joseph Craven, '28 J Meph Hitch, '29 Louise Turner. '27 Rebecca Hobson, '20

Katherine Ady, '27 W. B. Derrickson, '28 Circulation Managers •

R. S. Baker '28 Christine Baker, '28 J. B. Derrickson, '28 Bertha Scrivan, '27 I. Quillen, '20 Hattie McCabe, '2 J. Day, '28 P. Blank, '29

Facult11 Adviser Dr. W. 0. Sypherd

THE GREAT (f) MINDS OF A GREAT STATE About this time the St,ate Legislature Is be&inning its rather lenrthy

ropttne lu our very pretty little city o, Dover. This routine, for the most part, 11 a mere eerie• of political confabs Interspersed with the occasional •DJbelli•hment of the paaalns of a few workable state laws and much-needed "hiD•}'

Am0111 the many thinp which we all students at the Unive111ity of Delaware are intereated In Is the budget for our educational institution which needa maat meet with the approval of our wise and worthy sage& in Dover. Ano$)ler thine of aa rrreat importance is a bill the embodiment of which is the 'bafldlns of a ~eatly needed Engineering Building on the campus. The future of thla unive111lty depends upon the attitude taken by our political F~~en apoo th01e two billa.

unt Bruoa' _ Colunln

SOME PORTRAITS

TO TilE LEAST AMERICAN, IF NOT THE GREATEST, OF ALL

AMERICAN POETS

They say that ~dgar Allan Poe W811

buried in Baltimore, And only the other day A signal tomb was lifted for sight­

seers to find, As though he were resting there. Surely Poe is not resting in Maryland

soil, Nor is he resting in any mortal

thought of him ... , . Being a strange and illusory presence, Such as prevails in the rareness of

poetry, He is restlcas everyWhere, Searching, moving, having a passion

to explore Regions that reach beyond the attic

or the cellar door. - William Griffith in The Bookman.

A neat couplet in POETRY: A MAGAZINE OF VERSE.

Of Joaquin Miller all is gone Save one firm platitude, "Sail on!"

- Robert L. Burgess.

it; so can he.-Tbe University Daily 11 Kansan.

ON BEING COLLEGIATE

In th6 paat the Univeraity ot Delaware has only survived through numer­oaa liftl of •tate mlllionalre11. We have only advanced throurh the medium of worth:r phllanthroplets. It Is true that the State Legislature has been fair and 1quare with us- but every penny we have secured has had to be "fought Without attempting to assume the for." An,thlnr ever a11ked for by the Univenity of Delaware has been dis- chair of the lexicographer, the phil­•eeted and arped over at Dover. Thus we sec that the passage of a bill ologis t, or any of the other gentlemen that would mean another large building at Delaware will be no easy matter. whose profession is words, we should

The situation is now critical. Must w do like all oth<'l· state universities like to register a vehem nt protest have doneT Muat w begin a RTeat propaganda wnvc, a publi('ity campnign ? against the unqualifi d and apparent­Shall we clo as Penn State has done, building up good nth! tic teams, send- ly acccpt<'d definition of the adjective intr the eollese glee, dramatic, and debating clubs thl'ough the s tale? Shall "coli giatc." One dictionary gives the we flood the papers with press agent n wll 7 Should w do these things or mean ing "•· lnted to a •ol1ege," and abould we merely try to convince> th • pollticlanll thnl we hav a ''ftne" uni- olh 1'!1 assign a s imilar meaning. vertdty heru and that we should n cd no suc·h . moves to bring fnvorable We on read or hea r of collegiate reeopltlon by th Stat Lllgielntur·e ? litcmturc, collegiate a thletics. or

Tb men who formulate our "flnnnciol tKlli ·y" should b b1·ought into j collegiate dl'Omatics with perfect lfrl'at.eT oont.act with us. They should b brought to Nt'wn•·k and should be cctunnimi ty, ven nL times a little entertained, not by a bnnqu •t nntl d gnr. , but by visi ts to th l'ln11srooms, !ltmsc of pr·idc, bu't we, as mal igt1ed military drlll, lnboratory work, otr. We must onvinc the m •n in Dover that underg•·aduntes, object strenuously to we n d money, not only to advance, but to c ist 811 a univl•rsi y nnd not as nttnching lh " related to a college" a RT&mmar school. meaning to the word ns th cloak and

A hint to the boy11 f•·om dnwn-slnlo: Wl'il • honw, Boost your unives l'ity. su it trade uses it. WI' n1· loath to Try to convinco th • men who you kno~ nr • m ·tnbet'. o( lh I gls lnlur thnt ncc •pt th responsibility of t he ultra-a good univ n~it.y in a stat 11'1 11s vnluabl • 11!1 good roods. voluminous pants and the sup r·-shor t

• • • .., conts which d cot·ntc th dance hn1ls

DBRB/1!-'S, FUR COATS AND BRAIN.\' The'bolldaya aro over 11nd th littl boys 111 reu·cnu r.K tlack to th hil

of Percy Mark.1 and th lowlands of Richmond. Th wav of drtbic!\ and f 1 coati baa ~absldtd until Eaetcr. The old gat~" of HarvRI'd, Ynl , Dartmout Vif8lnla and other educational paiR ca wh r eAting peas with a knife forblddNI, w leom s back their bO)' of brawn and brains. Th narrow H. of tb atud nt at nelaw&r Is ~ron .forevl.' 11ow tor nnoth r quiet sojou• amonc the cocnos l'nt,- back again In tho!! ll'l'Nll realms of I arning wh mt'n knnw th11t abell t~tol his !!tuff :from harlciJ Doughty and whcr trad tJon (bal hal) i upheld and whcr th y play le hockey very Friday nigh ~k where men ar brilliant; and wh •r old J ohn Dough, M. A., Ph. [ Lltt. D., wrot hl11 lam u11 pumpblet on th "Ero ion of hakcsp an Qoarto" and bade to tJ1 good old pl11ce wh r ' y u 1'1\n wea r a l'ed ncektie n not l't'l. tapped on th should r. llu ·k. back, b d el Awa from thl illilt'ral trrOUP from thr braln-minu" ounti s.

. ... . Thua the thou~rht of th m n who have tn ted of th lnt llcdua food of our nvlronment und hav found it UD!!twory. But oh Oh, what a. sc

tb y wt~ th on 'II l l'lll't. A bun h of ~uperflt'inl, c~ti~ticnl grind!l t.nN lln1 billboard f r their d •nr old lmn Matera. I .hope these dr"t>ne n r l't)tum but '('lntlnut• to lnfc, t. tho c oth •r t'du1·at i nal hi s. Tht>y llr•

uot only nauf!e:sthr to (l'lllf" up<Jn bu s ick •ning to Ji11 en to--for th y do r1ot allow t.h ot.h r Cello~ to palav •r. But. who want to palaver with them

nywa '' • • "' •

BOl' Th

Jntrrrnllrgtatr 1: narga!1

ITY BIZ

nnd the pool rooms. Our trousers moy hnv been grcatet· in cil't'umfcrcnce thnn the s tablished s ixteen inches, and our conts may have los t the cape etl'ec t from th wais t down; but do not, d nr gen ral public, blam us for tho sar torial tra agan cs that s c­t ion!l of th gnrm nt business have managed to thrust on th shoulders of t h ir customer . The ~<ailor who prays for a " hatfo l of wind" can hardly be blnm d for the cyclone.

Nor blam u!l, plt'a\1 , for the p •rmnncntly fl ippc>cl hat brims or tht' ""'' ' r·-iurned-down oat collnrs or the eternal bar •-hrnrlt'dnc s of n portion of the younger gencr t ion. What may b idiosyncra y with a few inhabi tants of th() cnmpus or n matt r of t mpor­ory c nvcnil.'ncc with the stud nt b dy i~ promptly seized upon and madr a uniform by those who m•ver went to roll ~ and nr • afraid th • man in the . tr · t H' thr girl on thl' corn r- will find it out.- 'l'h Minn ot Daily. I

PAWNBROKERS

God bless pawnbrokers: They are quiet men. You may go once; You may go again. They do not question As a brother might. They never say

m~r Q!rratn nf t~r 3lrsttr J What they think is right. They never hint All you ought to know. Lay your treasure down, Take your cash and go, F old your ticket up In a secret place With your shaken pride And your shy disgrace: Take the burly world

By the throat again. God bless pawnbrokers .. They arc quiet men.

- Marguerite Wilkinson.

THREE EPITAPHS

For my grandmother This lovely flower fell to seed. Work gently, sun and rain . . . She held it as her dying creed That she would grow again.

For a virgin lady For forty years I shunned the Just Inherent in my clay: Death only was so amorous I let him have his way.

A lady I know She thinks that even up in heaven Her class lies late and snores, W~ile poor black cherubs rise at

seven To do celestial chores.

- Countee Cullen.

Clara At sixteen she was a potential

celebrity

Sore: "Art ists and have much in common."

Eyes: "How ,;;o?"

astronomers

Sore: "They both make detailed s tudies and observations of heavenly bodies."- V. M. I. Sniper.

I loved Delta- graceful dancer Fell for her on just a glance, Now she gripes me like a cancer All she ever does is dance.

V. M. I. Sniper.

She (coyly) : "Did you miss me when I was gone?"

He: "Were you gone ?"- Cougar's Paw.

"Do you use Palmolive soap?" "No, I don't use any soap. I'm try­

ing to keep my schoolboy complexion." - Harvard Lampoon.

She: "What happened to you? Were you in an accident?"

He: "No! I was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor."-Steven's Stone Mill.

"Give me a kiss." "I don't give my kisses away!" "Then sell me one." "They're not for sale." "Then how about trading me one?" "Aw-rlght."- Sun Dial.

Conductor assisting a woman on s treet car with a large number of children:

Conductor: "Madam, are these all yours, or is it a picnic?"

Madam: "Yes, they are all mine and it was no pic:nic."- Drexed.

With a distaste for caresses. Many a good time has been had on She now writes to me from a con- the road to ruin.-Outlaw.

vent; Her life is obscure and troubled; Her second husband will not divorce

her; Her mind is, as ever, uncultivated, And no issue presents itsel!. She does not desire her children, Or any more children. Her ambition is vague and in­

definite,

The Black Four Hundred

Sambo: "I want a razza'." Clerk: "Safety?" Sambo: "No, sah, I wants it to' I

social purposes."- Cougar's Paw.

"Did you see the 'Big Parade'?" "No, dammit--1 bought a ticket but

the thing never passed."- Virginia Reel. She will neither stay in, nor come

out. Women aren't so much, but unfor­"Moeurs Con- tunately they're the only other sex we

have.- Puppet.

- Ezra Pound In temporaines."

Senior (singing)- ! never knew what love could do.

Wise Frosh- 'Bout time you found out, isn't it ?- Rutgers hanticleer.

Wire to Father: "Where is the money I wrote for last week?"

Answer : "In my inside vest pocket." - Will.

The Boy: " See that man playin~ fullback? He'll be our best rnan in a bout a week."

The Girl: "Oh, this is so sudden."­Jugler.

Now that Mr. Lewi is married the score in the English Department Jove game follows: Celibates, 2; Ball and Chain Gang, 3. Come on celibate.! Let's get some teamwork in this oid League!

Dr. Hyman Cohen advocates a mort radical policy for the "Review." He seems peeved at the vast amount of down-state intelligence which is sweeping over the campus like a Sussex County hurricane.

Silly: We have formed a club to preserve the virility of American poetry. Wbat would you suggeet for our motto?

Cynic: "Save the Service and you save Ali."- Carolina Buccaneer ..

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In a quarter-century the General Electric Company has produced electric motors having a total of more than 350,000,000 man-power. Electric light, heat, and transportation have also contributed their part to the freeing of men. These are America s slaves. Through their service American workers do more, earn more and produce quality goods at lower cost than any­where else in the world

The college-trained man is the first to grasp these facts which raise man from a mere source of physical power to be a director of power thus realizing the true economic value of the human mind.

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m~r ~nmnambulist If you want to get some reading in before the barrage star at Mid­

years then I advise you to turn to J. W. B ach's "Outlook For American Prose," Felix Shay's "Elbert Hubbard" and Isaac Goldberg's "George Jean Nathan." .... Beach anaylizes Cabell, Van Vechten, Mencken, Herge heim r, Anden~on and other contemporary American writers in a v ry fine fashion .. his slam at the gentleman from West Chester is ratht'r good .... Felix hay gives us a very delightful, amu ing biography of th gTand old man of Ea t I Aurora,New York : Elbert Hubbard. hay neither whitewa he nor condemn the old Ali Baba or Fra Hubbard. Here is something that should find a place ,. in the local library ... few college students know that it was this ditor of "The Philistine" with his gallny of famous men such as ''Dicky" LeGallienne, William Morris, etc. swayed a nation not so long ago just as Mr. J\Iencken is now doing with his inferior fl apdoddle. All that we can say of Goldb rg's "Nathan" is that this book is as good (and as humorous) as his " Mencken." The former editor of the Cornell Humorous magazine is painted much the same way as Mr. Goldberg did H. L ..... there is many a g ood laugh in it •... just received two new books from E P Dutton's: "The Curse of the ReckaviiJes," a mystery story by Walter Masterman and also, " The Pacer" by Viola Paradise . . . . you'll hea1 from them later .... Grant Overton con­tributes an article on t he famous family of Gibbs in this month's " Mentor." . ... you know there is Philip Gibbs , Anthony Gibbs and C~smo Ha milton Gibbs ... all in the same family and all successful authors ... since George Sterling died there is a continual flow of his poetry in the current. maga­zines .... it seems a poet has to commit suicide in the nited States bef ore his stuff will be recognized .... the next thing we know Prof. Code will be grasping for the Nether World .... Ibanez brings h is "Pope of the Sea" via DuttoDB this month . .. sounds like another "Mare Nostrum" . .. after much ballyhoo, Will Durant and Clarence Darrow will clash in the lecture arena this week ... Durant, I believe contends that man is no machine while Darrow is of the opinion that man is no mor e than a mere college student (a ma­chine!) .••. Edna Saint Vincent Millay and Deems Taylor have completed their operetta "The King's Henchman" and it is ready for the ticket broken~ .•... (they don't call out-of-towners " butter and egg men" along Broadway anymore--it's become "the visiting fire~en.") · .. · . . Mr~. B~n Hecht ·b about to publish her first novel. .. . Van Loon IS pubhshmg h1s h istory of ~be United States in the Woman's Home Companion-the illustrations are

Clever Mr Mencken is missing from the Mercury this month due very • · · · · · to his voyage to the great open wastes of California- his absence is hardly

perceptible.

The Review's Honor Roll for 1926 (With apolo~ie• to "The Nation")

We list below a number of Dela­wareans who seem to us to have de­served well of their brethren and the college. W e trust that this honor roll will commend itself to our readers and that another year we have their counsel in ou r selection.

Dr. Paine for his earnest work in the P syslcs department.

Prof. Wade for reconstructing the minerology exhibits in Wolf Hall.

Business

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The above schedules are tentative. All 11tudente who hav con61cta please report as followa-School of Arts and Sci nee to Prof . Bark! y, Room l , Pumell Hall ; School of Engin ring to Prof. Blumberg, En­gineering Building; School of Agricultur to Prof. D tj n, Wolf Hall.

(Signed) James A. Barkl y, halrman.

1f rnm ClLn-£b · s 1Jrns ( ontinucd from Pag • 1.)

For 1926 we place upon the honor

Bus iness Admin. Wilkinson !or sending a delegation to Philadelphia to inspect t he meat consumed in the Commons and also for his many at­tempts to a ssist organizations on the campus.

smil~. Your teeth hav been meeting you r gum again. Thal's wha~ th roll the following: matter with you. You can n v r socially popular with th. You old

Literature gift horse. T th.

Worn n won't like you. On woman t.el111 anoth r. And th y don't. like Professor Code for appearing in the

"Copeland Anthology." Athletics you. • ot. if your teeth k p me t ing yoor gum11 likr th11 .

Fred reamer for being the best When a . chool girl i~ just getting h r compl •xion h ahould giv • up th

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Professor Envart Matthews for his profound reviews of modern novels on the lecture platform in Wilmington.

Dr11 ma

Prof. VanKeuren for attempting a , ' haw play at Delaware and for doing it well.

all-around athlete on the campus with the distinction of being a non-f ra­ternity ma n.

The Athletic ouncil for securing such a large sum of money by playing Rutgers at New Brunswick.

old dangerous m t hod oC doing away wit.h Ct'IUI b gg c. o dict11, no

corsets, no fr hair, no ex rcist•. No bon a. Gorton'• rodfi h. Simp! and ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=~:~::;::::. easy. ny woman can do it. f! " Th book! t. comes to you !r~> •. It. 1 ma1led 111 a plain wrap~r. W1th BAk RV

ou ven your namE' on it. So no on1• n !da to know you ar uff ring w1t.h I for greyin hair. Your gr!'ying hair problt•m ill solved. 11y our gT<'ying hair-n ·t. and Candles

Angela Wisneski for daring to as-The l'ursuit of Ju tice

The failure of the Kangaroo Kourt to arouse as much in rest a11 it did in the past.

That'. ' hat'11 ~o diff r ·nt bout mf', I hav mngnrt1c persona !It)•. Cot ~ FOR v cft.ln for An '-""~'-• it for welve dollar11. And now 1 n •\'Ct throw old rn:wr bind away. !1: v r F Q W R S i\Ume the part of Candida.

The F ootlights lub for dismissing the idea of any future "Smax and

rax" revues.

Architecture

The new Sigma Nu house.

Music

Givan for saving music at Delaware by graduating.

The Glee Ch1b for cancelling a dual concert with Haverford.

Journali11m

Francis Reardon for his induatrioos press agenting for the military de­partment.

The Women's Colleg e corespondents for securing two dollars a column for a rticles contributed to Wilmington papers.

The Student louncil, the gl)verning body of Delaware ollege, for it.a speedy work in Honor ca es and for its attempt to financially aid organiza­tions on the campus, also, t he abolish­ment of fin~t-night hazing.

• erviee Abroad

The efforts of Prof. Kirkbride in the Foreign Study P lan.

Publi ervice at Home

Prof. O'Brien for his literary guidanc and his liberalism.

Lee Rose f or his efforts to make our campu beautif ul.

Reli~ion

Ira Ellis and Ruuell Pippin !or not furthering the Y. 1\1. • A.

1 was gct.ling along beautifully .,.,llf·n alcoholito i Pt in. lrohl)li rs 1 The medical tt'rm for pl a.,an br ath. I couldn't. imagin wha w mnt.l r. ~o on(• could rom within tw,·nly fr t ot m . I always got a in the aubway. [ n v r goi mto lr ffic jam ! y work hegan falling And my te th. And my arch .

And th n I rend h adv r "' •m(•nt. I rs. Oro 'An of Kanllu aid, "Launder it in Lux." I did. They hired m t on . And dl)ubl d my 11alary the next day, when they f()und nu I had r d A book .

They asked m in.

Bu hould 'o. . . Wha i

lias r:mily Poat talkl'd frankly with 1\ r1 • hould ah a k him in?

Than hav com to a pr tty pa . d all the facta of li fe. That is th dang r hn4>. T m . At~k f r. Foater . A11k forth frv book.

Bot n.d no m()ney ...

wt hhold Don't uk

N. Y. Tnbun .

Francia Roeme11, '2 , for being a walking bil1board for Dartmouth and for not contributing to The Review.

Rev. Ge hman and R v. lollin. their jolity.

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Prof. D tjen for his research an the vegetable realm.

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"Speed" Robin on lor not tandmg , ,J ALL COLLEGE SU. PPLIES

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I The ViDage Artist

I He cuned the charcb, be drank gin,

He f ollowed weneb by the KOrt>

He was a ma n o! otter sin. -Goala- Our niatro turned b lm from

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"Do you know that it was an appl tha t caused all the trouble In the Garden of Eden?"

"No, I thought it was a green pear." - Danison Flamingo.

Numb--Roman women must have worn queer clothes.

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i s unprepared. H e h opes, but he doesn't ave. M ~opes are t oo.d as they to, but a t rowint sav-

Th Lend ncy in tho mod rn sport world of bolh men and women IS m fuvor of inter-unit competition, rather than inter-university. Inter-h ouse,

_ inter-cines, int.cr-corr idot·, and lnter:trnternity contests nrc more and more

Skull-What makes you think so 1 "My history professor says they

heated their houRes by carrying char­coal in brnssier s." - Washington

1:! m ts account I S n eeded to back them. How's

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First Game (Continued from Pare 1. )

Delaware 29; O.teopathy 11

Delaware - Goals-

K. Holt, forward Barton, forward ..... . IIlli, forward .... . . .. . 01 Joeeph, fo~rd ... . II(Une, center . ... . ... . Jaquette, center .... . . IL Holt, pard .. .... , . LeCarpentier, guard .. Taylor, cuard .... . .. . Ctumer, cuard .... . . . lfarrie, pard ....... .

Field Foul Pt!!. 1 1 8 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 2 2 1 0 2 2 1 5 1 0 2 2 1 6 0 0 0 2 0 4 1 0 2

tak ing th place of inter-col lcgiate gam '8. l'inlitliliil!'l'"'"- 'iill'"' · "l'l-·~1· ''1'""1 r' '1'""1"1'' I. ' J 'd d h b bbJ • d t f " • 1 -" 1 I '' '·"' I '11' 1 • ' ' .I ' ' .. b .. "' .Jl.l.. ' t 111 now c cc• r l at u es o• energy an excess s cam o nm ma ., r·!

spirits" tha t were formerly ullowcd to scupe in t h hostil atmosph e re of ~·· H W V d C 1-j rival colleges, may be confined within the limits or each Almu Mater t o tho r. 0 0 an ever o. Fl mut ual promotion of loyal y, ·ompanionship and good health. ~· Athletic Goods ti

To develop t his nrgument,-ns to the advantages of inter-class ra t her j . bl than inter-collegiate Aporlll -:-we plan to publish in the succeeding issues of -.1 909 Market- 900 Shipley ~.:! The Review, report11 !rom various girls' colleges t hroughout the United ·j Wilmington Del ~ Sta tes, p rta ining to athletic activities in these institu t ions. Next week. t here ·j ' ' Fi w ill be nn a r ticle on the subject of Sports in Lnke E r ic College of Pamesvillc, •· - l!firlllll!l l!L1 :JI!l!!!!ru:J!!Illll!li:JI!uiE!.!!l !l!lnl!!llJi4!

Ohio. A group of d ll:~cussions ar guing the other s ide of t he q uestion will

follow these r ports.

NOW COMBS MISTER VAN VECHTEN · Carl Vnn Vechten hus, in his fifth novo!, written abou t u g t·oup of

p ople hitherto neglected by contemporary authors. He still uses New York as a background but thi11 time has gone "below

the line" to the Mecca of t he New Negro for his material. Harlem with its barbaric, vividly picturesque cabarets, with its underg round d rvcs reeking with squalor nnd vice, wit h its splendid hom s and minntu re Greenwich vllln~ro dis tricts is without doubt a happy hunt ing ground f or buddine young

wrltera. Mr. Van Vechten does not write as a propagandist, neither is he in·

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The characters are carefully chosen !rom each group in t his little world, · I with the intent perhaps to show that social classlf\ca t ion is as severe her e as The Tail or_ ,, acr oss the line. There is the group of intellectuals who are s triving to create _

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1'llE EFFBCT THE "AMERICA N" MA GAZINE liAS (Path tic orution d •live red to t he staff o( · the observation wnrd at

Bell vu rtospitn l ycstcrdny by n young mnn who was ·aptured early 'in the nrtcrnoon 11tenling co pi •s of tho A mcricnn Mngazine from newstands. )

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'l'hnt.'s n il vf'rS' well- but A\lppnsc [ orde1· Filet Mignon and it is fish. 'l'hcn whnt? mlwcr ml' thnt .... No, no! Thank you, I won't sit down. Neve•· hil down whil • n lady in tht' room is stnnding. You'll find that on

11 pagl' J03. R igh l nfll•r How to Know Your Forks. Ri e when a Indy enter thl' room. Rcmnin stnndiug until she scats hcrs<'lf .... _But how can you tell sh 's n Judy "1 The• <' '~ 11 quN;lion. 1'hat's nlnwny11 a QU{'Stion. o the only thing to do i)l to !\lnnd nil th{' time. K~ ·p right on slnnding. LOSE

I P hi l {nppu Tuu l<>at to n roWIHIOil of ~ho semi-pro Pt•nu-Ocl Le!lgut• In Wll­mlna-ton on Tuesday night by o ,IR t7 •core. Th IocR! fr n t llvl• wa 11 ~u 1 (IOIIod to play a lenm with not q uit 110 ~tttone an agg f('gntlon but whe n they 11tart~d thei r uttack ther ~<oon dis­c~ov red that they were up a gainst n more xporl<'nc d fo('. T his should tc• ch local manag •r!! t hnt. bc·fllrc liclledullng a tr am t hey ~houl cl clc-­IC'rmln the lltn tus oC snid fl v .

.Whil thl~ Bnnihllutlon wns h1king a c lh<' pll trhcd-up Pr sh tt•nm RfiV

tbo hig hly pr~s:~ ng •nt •ci Snlc•siunum .-~lv 1\ r un for th{'i r mmwy on t h, ·•"'-11· ''' Th fiNl te. ourl. { flnnl !lcor Wtl!\

!!-1!0 with th • High S~hool ehnps on t• O< long end o( thl' tH~Ot'c' . In <HIIMM's om thlug11 lo~t u jfnnw to tb r 'II rv tenm of tl1 11ehool- w.

ii' till t o figurc.i out wh!'lh<'r • 'I! r h11d a bo!lk •tbnll t •nm on th r {lr a equad of wnt<'r r)()lo hotllld'l.

t'b sco~:

• of 0 . lo' r hmen - Gal ­Field F ul Pt!<.

tdll, forward . . . . . . . . . 1 1 S ttar-rla, f rward . . . . . . 8 2 tl.ilnl.', e,nt r . , . . . .. , 0

Stnndin).t' l'l)0111 onl.. ,'tnnding rottm in tht• sitting room. And never sny pndOI'. llruwiug l'Oo m, 11itting room, living room, but n er pnrlor.

' o you sec T cnn't :~I t down. · Got to si t up. Rit up and tuke notice. And g!'t t hnl IHty-dollnr rui!lt.'. Must have u fiCty-dollnr raise once n week. And n•ncl t h<' bookll f11ithfully. l<'iftc•en books n dny. }o' ivc sh lvcs. Fifteen feet n day. Th fivc-mlnut' hdf of book . And that'll how I su cet'ded. Just n•ud nil thr bookK. Fi flt•rn limes 1\ duy. And they gav(• me a f\vl'-min ut

misc. But now l nm prnl'iicnlly ruinl•tl. l\1y hnir'>'~ getting thin. Tut. tut tut

lut tutl Isn't t hat t nibll'? Thin hnir. 1-'our out of five. you know. Four out M flvll tll"l' bnld nt bil·th. Or shortly nft •r. Think of it. Four out o f fi ve . Oftl•ll n bddcgruom, never u britle. 'l'hnt's what t•omcA of having dandr utT nn your rollnt". Evt'n your b •st frit•nd :~ <•nn't brush you. Four out ('f ftv~> of

't•m nm'l bru~h you .

\\'hut T m•rd, of cour~t·, i~ vitll lllin •, . Let' !!p •nk frankly. As one won11111 RJH'nk~ to her dnu~othtrr. Let us bl' honc!ll where:> hnppines!l is nt ~lalt•. 11 vitumilll'N nside. nrc• )llU quih• >•ure of your vocubulury1 <'an ynu U~l' WtW~!I !limply, lo~iC'nlly, (tll't•t•fully 'I I thou~othl uol. That's whnt Wl\11 lht• mnttc•r with .Jonrs.

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