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Residents of the Parade St ?r^a have been complaining the past few weeks about the; noise comingfrom the Sesler Apartments. These complaints,which began near the end of the 1974-75 academicyear, have increased in number since this termbegan. There have been references to beer blasts andlarge parties that have disturbed the neighbors atnight. What th e Parade St. residents think adds to th eproblem is the late hours to which th ese activities areextended. William G. Sesler,* General Partner ofE.S.C. Realty Company, E. (William) Kennedy,Director of Student Services, and Dean William P.Garvey issued a warning to all Sesler IApartmenttenants regarding this m atter. v %The residents on Parade St. and Briggs Ave. arebringing th is to th e college's attention. Thinking th at

b y G e r a r d N e C a s t r oit is the irresponsibility of the students that causesthis problem, they propose that this action be dealtwith immediately. \ ifIf a warning is given to tenants and*the problempersists, the offenders will be ousted from theapartment. Th is is an alternative selected by Seslerand agreed upon by the college administration. Thisis not an unreasonable act, the owner thinks, sincethis is the normal policy toward tenants who breakthe law by disturbing the peace. Even though theyare removed from the apartmen ts, this will not affectth eir enrollment at MercyhursUbut it might affecttheir chances for campus housing.?Another problem the college must deal with (aslong as people complain about parties and noise), isthat of the under-age drinker. Since the college is

responsible under the law for the students, it has toanswer for the illegal drinkers. If the administrationconsciously neglects them, the Mercyhurst name isendangered. '-These problems must be dealt with so th at not onlythe college and th e neighbors ar e pleased, but alsothe Sesler Apartment tenants can live the way theywant to live. Up to this moment, most apartmentdwellers were quite content with the way things wererun, but now things may change. Suggestions such asemploying supervisors for the apartments, have beenbrought up, but this will raise the rent. The onlypossible solution seems to be a reform of thestudents.As it stands, any student or studentsiaccused ofdisturbing the peace will be dealt with accordingly.

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The Mercyhurst College Senate has completedelections and is now ready to form committees.Mr. Edward J. Gallagher was elected SenatePresident with Ms. Jacquelyn\Howey winning theVice President position. 1 | |Also elected was the Senate Agenda Committee.Each of the three phases of the Senate, .student,faculty and administration, elected one member tothe com mittee. Those elected were Patty Mullaugh,Jacquelyn \ Howey, and E. William Kennedy,respectively. This committee will meet on the secondof each month to decide the agenda and to hear allSenate reports. i 1 ^The Senate, at this time, is also looking for committee members. Mr. Gallagher has sent letters tothe faculty, to the administration and to RUS lookingfor volunteers. These volunteers will then benominated to committees by the Agenda Committeeand appointed to the Senate. These committees willmeet every month on the first Wednesday. *JAccording to its Constitution, th e Senate will m eeton the fourth Wednesday of each month. Othermeetings will be planned, h owever, if the need arises.

S P R E C H E N | S I E f D E U T S C H ?SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? Marilyn Jewell,AssociateProfessor of German, is initiating a weeklyGerman hour every Thursday|at]3:00 in the LRCMontgomery Room. T f '&All members of the college community who speakGerman or have studied German and would like tohear some German spoken ar e invited to attend.Helping Frau Jewell to lead the discussion will beBarb ra M aciak, a student of Advanced German, andthree other students from Berlin: Suzy Short, SallyShort and Patrick Short. ' i ,i

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P A R T W A Y SIt was learned this week th at Mercyh urst Collegeand ELBA Inc. have terminated a cooperativeagreement arranged earlier this year. According tothe agreement the two parties were to organize aspecial academic program in the field of insuranceand sales management. | Jg IAccording to Thomas Monaghan, Mercyhurstliaison with ELBA Inc. and th e adm inistrator of thecooperative * program,'the termination of theagreement was the result of a government edictwhich rendered th e program im practical. Monaghanstressed th at the decision to terminate the agreementwas a mutual one. I I "* \ |fMonaghan went on to explain that the originalprogram involving ELBA and Mercyhurst had beenaimed at enrolling a larg e proportion of students wh owould be eligible for Veterans Administrationeducational benefits." Paym ent of such benefits to th eindividual students was dependent on the approval ofthe program by the VA. IIn June, Ith e VA gave its educational approval to(he p rogram. Upon receiving the approval, Mercyhurst enrolled 25 students in th e first six-week courseof the eight-course insurance program. Classes wereheld at Mercyhurst and also in Pittsburgh, g } jlIn July, general legal counsel for the VeteransAdministration passed down a decision that al lcooperative programs between profit-making

organizations and non-profit organizations would notbe eligible for VA benefits to individual students until,such programs had been in operation for a period oftwo years. In light of th is decision and the fact th at 90per cent of the potential students in the program weredependent on V eteran's benefitsjJELBA and Mercyh urst agreed th at continuing the program without VAhelp would not be practical. | g * *.Although th e agreement between ELBA andMercyhurst had been terminated, th ere was still thematter of the 25 students enrolled in the insurancecourse. Mercyhurst then made the decision to continue the program, on a limited basis, until it decidedwh at its future course of action regarding off-campusprograms would be. r ] 5 ? I. Since mid-August, Monaghan h as been working ona 30-day study of tneFcosts and benefits of the off-campus insurance program. He has also been successful in securing VA approval for the program,since it is now wholly operated by Mercyhurst and notsubject to the July decision for the generaljcounselregarding prof t-making organizations, i mAccording to Monaghan, the new program whichhas come to be known as Insurance and SalesManagement is emerging as an "on-going and vibrantprogram/' The courses on the program are nowbeing taught on Wednesdays and Saturdays for atotal of six and a half hours each week. The secondcourse of the eight-course cycle is now being taugh t.In concluding, Monaghan noted th at th e newprogram is experimental only in the sense that thecourses are being offered in a different format-i.e.,two days per week, six =weeks per course. Thecourses themselves are traditional MercyhurstBusiness Division courses. Monaghan noted th at th edelivery methods being used for the Insurance andSales Management program could bej; adapted to

other courses.Because of the new delivery system, people whoformerlyfdid not have the time to take courses atMercyhurst, now can take a course in six weeks. Thiswill greatly expand th e number of people th at Mercyh urst College can assist. It will also help Mercyh urstrealize its goal of appealing to a larger variety ofpeople in coming years. 2fe

f H u r s t F o l k G r o u pP e r f o r m s For

Th e Mercyhurst Folk Group will appear on WICU-TV, Channel 12, singing th e "Our Fath er" as the sign-off to programming every night. On most days, thestation signs off a t 2 a.m. The station will begin to useth e new sign-off in approxima tely two weeks, iThe group consists of Cathryn Bern, a junior lawenforcement major; Carmine DeCarlo, a sophomorebiology major; Anita* Seekins, a junior homeeconomics major; Elizabeth Stage, a senior musicmajor; Debra Stumpf, a junior humanities major;and David Blanch field, campus minister. Father GuyPatrick intones the prayer oetween the body of?thesong and its ending. * \Eric Johnson of WICU-TV filmed the performinggroup Sunday afternoon on the Mercyhurst Campus, vWICU h ad been looking for a local group to rep laceth e old recording of the Navy Ch oir singing th e "O urFather" as their sign-off. Johnson "discovered theMercyhurst group as a; result- of his attendance atSunday morning mas s on campus. He liked the songand the group and decided to use t han . . iIncluded in the film are shots of the interior of thechapel and of the college grounds. * *The present Folk Group has been together for twoyears. In the fall of 1974 they performed at CountyHospital, y[ *

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Photo by Nancy W illisTh e Mercy hurst Folk Group. From left to right: CarmineDeCarlo, Cathryn Bern, Deb ra Stumpf, Kathleen Kelleher,David Blanchfield, Elizabeth Stage* Anita Seekins. 1

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Dear Student Tenant, f 5In recent weeks the College has been the unhappyrecipient of numerous complaints from residents ofParade Street Boulevard regarding the excessivenoise of apartm ent parties. Obviously such disregardfor th e righ ts of our neighbors cannot and w ill not betolerated by th e College.W e wish to remind y o u tha t the terms of your leaseplaces y o u under th e disciplinary code of the College.According to this code, students who? violate th ehousing regulations of the College are subject totermination of their housing contacts. The Collegesimply will not h ouse those students who cannot ac tas responsible, mature adultseither in th e CollegeDormitories, the Briggs Avenue Townhouses, orSesler Apartments. t 1Accordingly, our Security Force h as been instructed to issue formal written warnings to apartment residents who disturb the peace. Students whoreceive a second notice are subject to immediatetermination of th eir leases with fi.S.CTRealty.IWe sincerely hope that it will not be necessary toenforce such disciplinary measures? and that allSesler residents will voluntarily respec t th e righ ts oftheir fellow residents and their Parade Street neighbors, v f I %Sincerely,f E.W. Kennedy [ if

Director of Student Services 4f William G . Sesler, General Par tner v }E.S.C. Realty Company -i >William P . Garvey WI Vice President of Academic Services' arid Deatiof theColleger**' T i Here I am again, collegiate community, to bring toyou via the Mefciadjmy impressions of th e previousletter, my interview with Mr. Kennedy, and comments from various Parad e Street Blvd. residents onthe Sesler pandemonium problem.Because my abode is located in one of the Seslerbuildings, U forcibly 'take the side of Mercyhurststudents, who by verbal majority claim that therestrictions made on them are too stringent. Thoughwith th e possible rebellious attitude of th e students,certain rigid action will take place, such as "thetermination of your apartment lease." Therefore, I

wouldn't advise students to resist this prohibitionunless they a re sure to be guaranteed off-campushousing.;-'It is apparent to me that there is a definite communication perplexity ^between Parade St. Blvd.residents a n d M r . Sesler. The residents related to m ethat the problem was unbearable during the summ ermonths on Thursday evenings! Yet, the fall termhouses; different residents. Consequently, they (thefall term residents) apparently are the recipients ofthis limitation. For this reason I feel the studentswere judged unreasonably. JIt's unfortunate that Sesler apartments findthem selves back to back with our civilized society.Considering this fact, it is obvious that Mercyhurststudents should act accordingly when late hours doarise. Personally, I feel th ey've done so .

EditorNews EditorPea tare EditorLayout EditorCopy Editor ."PhotographersArt Editor

Carol Quartuccio. Olivia LongoMaryan n CrowleyTony Mancuso!:Susan Barrtebob Rooksley, Nancy W illis< f Darla Ma loneWriters and Crea tors :Terri Fiumara, Sue Klodaski, Esther Schreiber, ChrisVan Wagenen. Dave Wallin, P at Weschler, Bob Ronksley.Pat Lyon. Martin Miglioretti. jg

T H EDear E ditor, V \ \The other day'I was looking through my book ofmemoirs an d came across a list of cultural events for1971-72. (I 'm o n the six year plan so I've been arounda long time.) It' v W ji f As I looked through it, there seemed to be manydifferent events going on n o t only at th e Hurst but alsoat Gannon and V illa. It starte d m y collegiate mind tothinking so I picked up cultural events calendar for1974-75 and did some figuring. (I was a math majorfor a short time). f.In 1971-72 out of 60 events Mercyh urst sponsored 2 2 .Today's calender only has 40 events with the Hurst

Seminar In U.S.S.RPlanning h as already begun for the Edinboro StateCollege Russian Language and Culture Seminar t o b e held inLeningrad during th e 1976 summ er session. Participatin gstudents will earn six-semester h ours of college credit.The annual seminar is officially endo rsed by the Pennsylvania Consortium for International Education. Lastingfrom mid-July, it includes four hours!of formal Russianlanguage instruction daily, lectures byjfSoviet professorsspecializing in various aspects of Soviet Culture andCivilization, andtours to theatres, the opera, the ballet,museums, art galleries, schools, universities andrecreational facilities, w fA major value of thegseminar is th at it provides U.S.college and university students th e opportunity to establishlasting person-to-person relationsh ips with Soviet citizens.Interested students are urged to contact Dr. Julius M.

Blum, Professor of Russian, Edinboro State College,Edinboro, P a. 16444, teleph one (814) 732-2417. Only 32spaces are available and will be allocated on a first-comebasis. i &&? i i; - , ADMISSIONS CLUB! There is an Admissions Club meeting scheduled forSunday, October 5 , at 4 : 0 0 p . m . t fAll members and anyone interested who wishes tobecome a member should attend, t*-- k tJ SUBSCRIBE TO T H E YEARBOOKSubscriptions will be taken in Zurn lobby beginningOctober 11. Cost is $10.00 per book. Pay th e entire $10.00 orpay $5.00 down a n d t h e other $5.00 i n 3 0 days.A pledge of $25.00 o r more en titles you to a free edition.

C O N E W R I T E

Faculty Consultant Andy Roth

W O R K F O R A " F IR S T C L A S S " P A P E RTh e MERCIAD is presently recruiting staffmembers for the 1975-76 school year. TALL positions open tCALL Carol Quartuccio at 866-1994 or attend anorganizational meeting. Thursdays in.theMerciad office, 4 p . m. 304 O ld Main.

E D I T O Rsponsoring 12. Since Mercyhurst College has as itspurpose the promotion of th e growth and development of th e individual student, It only seems logicalthat more events should b e held o n campus to furtherstudents in every aspect. l r [ *| Maybe this is a question more than a gripe but w h yaren't th ere more events held on campus? Is it lack offunds or lack of student participation? Maybe you orone of th e administration can give me an answer.Everyone on campus seems to have a gripe aboutsomething but no one does anything about it. It'sabout time we clean u p our act and pull th is collegetogether. Since I've been h ere (which is longer thananyone should adm it) th is college h as gone downhill.A ll students d o any more is complain and fall furtheraway from th e close union they had at o n e time.Since th ere ar e so many complaints and gripes, agripe list should b e started. Just think! You could seeyour to p fiye gripes every week in the Merciad. S o i fyou're tired of nothing h appening o n campus or havea gripe send them to m e , ^Harping Harvey", in careof the Merciad and I'll se e th at they get published inblack and white. Sincerely,Harping Harveyf

Yearbook PleaSeptember 30,1975Dear A dministration, Faculty, and Students:Last year when the school budgetlwas approved,various expenses were feliminated to ; lighten theburden of a tuition increase . Among th ese items wasthe college yearbook. A number of students felt tha tthe tradition of the ^yearbook was one worthupholding and they took it upon themselves toorganize the yearbook without th e financial backingthat had been provided by the school. To do sorequires soliciationof everyonebusinesses, faculty,studentsand the subscription of those wanting abook. A ll interest, ideas, and determination combinedwill not produce a book unless the necessary fundsare there. ' I LThis year's book will be outstanding. The staff isambitious, hard-working, and ready to produce agood book. In 1976, Mercyhurst College will be SOyears old. I believe 50 yea rs of tradition is worthrecording into the mempries for the years to come.Only your pledges an d subscriptions can assur e this.Let's save our yearbook"Seize the op-be * th e only^one tforpoi$unity*"-*-it mayPraeterita.t Sincerely,Cyn th ia Ja rzabEditor-in-Chief1 9 7 6 Praeterita}

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This is a rebuttal. For the next sixty*seconds thispaper will conduct a rebuttal of the EmergencyBrainwave System. This is only a rebuttal.k BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. /Hello, A mericans, this is Martin Miglioretti writinga letter of defense and exolanation for the illegiblerenderings that I had the umitigated bodaciousnessto subject upon th e Mercyhurst community.First off, let me congratulate y o u and your cowflopfor no t having enough pride inyour convictions to signyour verbal onslaught against the "cartoon orwhatever it is" that took up the "unadequatelyallocated spa ce" in our paper. Your anonymity onlydemonstrates th at y o u , s i r , "are a first degree cretin.A nd if y o u feel deprived of more important info on orabout our fair institution, I can only apologise andmake room for articles of m ore relevance, as "UnionJukebox Gets Eight N ew Selections." ^Forgive the sarcasm ; my point is this: I am awarefUlly th at my works of late h ave been illegible, and Iapologise. The lettering was very chaotic, and thereduction-for-printing-purposes didn't help mattersany. But the content makes sense only on a higher

level, and if you are into abstra ct hum or (i.e. MontyPython, National Lampoon, Woody Allen), I think Ican piously pred ict th at you would be "aisling in th erolls'' (the old switcheroo!).If you appreciate cartoons as^ "an effectiveweapon" )zoom! What a metaphor!), remember therole satire plays in making society aware. *Theawareness of these cartoons is realized^more on aconceptual level. If you or any other personage careabout the context of the cartoons, let the Merciadknow, an d I will oblige to translate.And by the by, they do demonstrate the student-administration relationsh ip w e have here. Take thatstatement to bed with you tonight. i.kThis has been a rebuttal of the EmergencyBrainwave System. If 'this had* been an actualemergency, you would h ave been instructed to locatethe nearest vat of Crisco, and imm erse yourself.Thank y o u . feMartinG. Miglioretti '{

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OCTOBER 3, 1975 MERCYHURST PAGE 3Long rm LonersThe Learning ResourceCenter or Mercyhurst Collegeis looking for a new renditionto prevent the? dilemma of"long term* loaners." TheLRC has for years dependedon an open, honest system but

P r e s i d e n t ' sS h o w c a s e"Erie County and the IceA g e " will be the topic of thespeech to be delivered byDavid J. Thomas, asst.professor of earth science a tMercyhurst College at theP r e s i d e n t ' s S h o w c a s eSeminar in the faculty loungeonOct. 7 at 8 p.m.A representative group ofstudents, faculty membersand adm inistrators w as askedto attend. Iy The seminars are Ibeingcontinued as a result of thesuccess of the two seminarsconducted in April and May.1975 for the Trustees andAssociates. The purpose ofthe Showcase Seminars is;togive to /the Trustees andAssociates a sampling of thework of some Mercyhurstprofessors and to build acloser relationship betweenthe Trustees and Associatesand 'members of the collegecommunity. Th e group is keptsma ll to provide continuity tothe seminars.A wine and cheese reception,Will follow Mr. Th om as'presentation.The premiere ShowcaseSeminar was given I byRichard J. Kubiak, associateprofessor of history, on "Lifein Poland or Life. in aSocialistic orCommunisticCtoUntr?,'fn ApfiT, 1975Anne'Francis Cavanaugh,Ph .D . , lectured on Irishliterature and politics in May.Anyone interested im at tending the seminars maycontact M arilynn Jewell (Rm.206, Preston) or Dorothy Kirkin th e Pre sident's office^ *

S A C N e w sThanks are extended toNational Recording ArtistsGunhill Road for putting on asuperb three night performance in th e Coffeehouse.Sat. Oct. 4 .- Movie- Sundowners 8:00R.H.Sat. Oct. U - Movie - BillyJack 8:00R.H. ;S u n . Oct. 12 - Ralph in concert- indoor tennis courts 9:00p.m. Back by populardemand - 10? piece rockorchestra. | JTues. Oct. 14 - The zanycomedy group Divided W eStand in the coffeehousefor o n e n i g h t o n l y .Sat. and Sun-October 18 and19 Movie -The Emigrants8:00 p.m. R.H. . ^ iMon. - W e d . Oct. 20 m GerryGrossman iii th e Coffeerhouse.Hockey pickets on sale inThe Student Union forMercyhurst Night with theErie Blades price - $1.50per ticket. *"

b y D a v e W a l l in *with the increasing losses,new check will have to beadministered.Joanne S. Cooper, librarianand director of the LRC,conducted a.pilot inventorythis summer:and discoveredlosses of. books andperiodicals estimated between $5,000 and $6,000 . Th ehighest percentage of booksmissing in the last year hadbeen purchased within thepast three years. The timeand cash factor to replace lostmaterials is overwhelming.The only controls to c utdown losses available at thetime are: having professorsreserve m aterials needed forpar t icular classe s , , , andsh orter open!; hours withstricter security at al l exits..A possible answer in thefuture would be an automatedcontrol system. The systemworks withmaterials fromAnything leavingthat has notsensitized upon

sensitizedthe LRC.the LRCbeen de-check-out

would set off an alarm .It is not the wishes of theL R C staff th at such measuresbe taken but at the rate atwhich materials are missing.They find it impossible tomeet with the standards of aquality library service withth e present situation.One outstanding factor forstudents to take a jlook at isthat the largest percentage ofmonies alloted to the LRCcome from tuition an d a smallsum comes from grants. Aconclusion to draw from thisis th at you a re ripping offyour fellow students f iThe prim ary function of th eL R C at Mercyh urst College isto support the curriculum.Second in importance is tosupport research needs of th efaculty and third, but just asimportant, is to support theneeds of the students. Withthe increasing numbers ofholes on the shelves itbecomes? harder to fulfillthese needs.

Photo b y B o b R oiiks leySecurity is tightened at LR C entrance.

E d u c a t i o n M a j o r s :JMs. Anita Collins, a biologyinstructor, h as- been 'appointed to the teaching staffhere at Mercyhurst College.Ms. * Collins, formerly ofKutztown, Pa ., holds a B.S. inbiology from Penn State

University.? She recentlyacquired a master's degree ingenetics from Ohio StateUniversity. ! ^ ?& While attending graduateschool, M s. Collins [served asa 3 graduate i assistant,teaching physiology - an dgenetics to undergraduates. SS h e w a s t h e President of theCouncil of Graduate Studies,dealing with everything fromthe Rose Bowl Committee toth e University Senate. IShe-was also nominated tothe associate members ofSigma Xi, an engineering andscience honorary,,;in additionto belonging to a Jnumber ofprofessional organizations.She is currently pursuing h erP.H.D. in behavioral geneticsfrom Ohio State and h opes tohave i t completed byThanksgiving. $ % *Ms. Collins jfe has variousinterests, ranging fromsailing and swimming tosewing. # u UB ut h er main hobby is bees!She became fascinated withthese insects while-doinggraduate work3 with a beegeneticist and researcher atOhio State. While first pursuing this hobby, Ms. Collinswas stung 30 times in onehour, but now says she isquite used to their beh avior.M s. Collins is very im-f iressed with Mercyhurst andinds its atmospheredynamic. "The people seeminterested in trying new thingsand there is a good selectionof courses. I'm really clad tobe h ere," said Ms. Collins.She also finds the students alot friendlier -than at? OhioState.

M s. Collins resides at 1045W. 8th St., Erie.

All Education majors, resident and non-resident, arebeing asked to complete a form indicating their major andacademic j concentration. This form, distributed by theEducation Division, h as been inserted in each mailbox.Students are asked to return the completed form to anyEducation Division faculty member, Becky (Secretary.Education Division), or to drop off th e form in the specialbox in the Education Division (third floor Old Main). Also,completed forms m ay be left in the campus mailroom.;' Please be sure that you complete and return this form,Education Majors! The completion of your form isnecessary;for an "Education head-count" and to providedata necessary for future planning byj the EducationDivision. J A $ ,u$1^Your cooperation is greatly appreciated,C E C MEETING

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it There will be a, very^ interesting and important C.E.C.meeting, f * **** V? f * f" *ft? Sunday October 5thPlace: 301 Main?Time: 7:00P.M. 3 * I ] ^\A guest speaker will sha re w ith us an understanding ofhow to communicate with parents of economically disadvantaged children. *A ll are invited. :Another Hand For

D i v i d e d W e S t a n dRemember Spring Weekend in May of 1975? Think back and focus in on one word -Entertainment. Do you vaguely recall sounds of hysterical laughter coming from thecircus tent around 11:00 p.m. on Friday night? And all the noise you h eard th at seemedlike thunder w as actually th e tremendous applause for th e act who was performing? If thisstill does not bring bade your memory, either you've got a bad case of amnesia or youunfortunately missed the zany comedy group known a s Divided W e Stand IWell, if you h appen to fall under on e of these tw o categories, SA C is giving you anotherch ance. On Tuesday, October 14,1975 in th e Coffeehouse, Divided W e Stand will return fora one righ t engagement. Because of the fantastic response last year, SAC realized th atDivided W e Stand isn't just a one-time deal; w e d o know a good thing when w e s e e and hearit. For this reason, w e want all th e new students and those w ho missed th eir show duringSpring Weekend to enjoy the same experience wh ich many o f u s already ha v e.If you're still skeptical, ask the students about Divided W e Stand. They'll agree withSAC that this comeay act is grea t! Don't forget, circle October 1 4 o n your calendar for a guaranteed good time Dividedw e Stand. * I* I v ( .I n t h e near future, Divided W e Stand will be appearing on th e Midnight Special. Watchfor th at announcement. ;. y . . '*. . ,,Coming to the Mercyhurst campus: the return of Ralph/ Read about it m next week sMerciad. t * t

Suffering from a sagging Q.P.S,?Ifttve it a boost Take advantage of the Skills Bank Tutoring\Ser\dce*. For more information contact:Karen J. Gilmore ;Skills Bank CoordinatorPreston 202 ext.277

MASSThis Saturday, Oct. 4.th e 7 p.m. folk mass willbe h eld in th e coffe house.Following mass, theCampusl Ministry issponsoring th e. movie

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Pal Smith - Baldwin resident:"As of this point, the noiselevel? has not been excessiveto the point where it inhibitsstudying." % w MCharlie Kufo V Townhouseresident; "No, I don't thinkthat there is too much noise.Considering the amount ofresidents, I think that thepeople should expect noise onparty nights."!

Jim llallamyer - RUS president:t;"You have to respect thefrights of the Parade Blvd.J residents but y o u also have toI respect the rights of the^students to'4 enjoy their ownresidency. I feel that th e noisehas sufficiently decreasedfrom** last year. Y ou ican'tplease everybody a ll .of thetime." ? ! T?

Cindy Tolan Sesler resident:Considering there have beenno open Sesler parties, howcan anyone complain aboutnoise? We shouldn't be;.; penalized for something thatwas done over the summer."

Joe Cook - Security: "The dorms^haven't been so bad; however,J Sesler seems to be the worst.Since it's been a repeatedcomplaint of the neighbors onParade Blvd., I agree withSesler^ It's unfortunate that$ t he people on Parade Blvd.are so close to the apartments. Their main complainti s t h e lateness of th e noise, nots o much the amount."

P . I . A . C . E .The Presque Isle AutosportClub of ]Erie, ? Pennsylvaniapresents the Covered BridgeXI11 Auto Rally, The Rally isto run Sunday! October 12,1975. tm * t J IRegistration opens at 10:00a.m. n t i th e SOU 10 G asStation atO hiojRoute 45 andInterstate 90 , th e Ashtabula-Warren Interchange on 1 90 .The Rally begins at noon,LJjThe Rally Is designed toguide the participants toseveral of Ashtab ula County'sfamous covered bridges.^Experienced Ral ley ists ,novices and tourists will all b erunning in this event andcompeting against on eanother,* | & ^Trophies will be awarded ineach class an d will b edisplayed at W.C.jRreakironJewelers, 3024 Pine Avenue,Erie, Pennsylvania, for oneweek prior to the rally. \ *Come out andfsee aflot-ofhistory i^. These I coveredbridges were built when th ehorse and buggy w as in vogueand have been preserved aspart of the area's heritage.They! a re beautiful an damazing. Experience themwith us on the Rally.| Participation is limited, sopleaseiinquire!early/ Information can b e obtained b ycalling (814) 459-5899 orwriting P.I.A.C. at P .O. Box5 7 1 , Erie, Pennsylvania 18512^

P r e v e n t F lu * hIS THERE ANY DEFENSEAGA INST THE FLU?Y e s , there is available atwo-strain vaccine whichprovides more {protectionthan previously:,realized. Thevaccine provides protectionagainst both the A-2 and B fluvirus strains. The A-2 straincaused the Asian flu epidemicof 1 9 6 0 . The flu vaccine offersno protection against Ithecommon cold. 3*A single injection w illreduce th e risk of| catchingtheflu. I *FLU SHOTS WILL j B EGIVEN IN THE HEALTHSEftV lCE O FFICE DURINGTHE ENTIRE MONTH O FOCTOBER - ^ F R E E O FCHARGE. I \ i

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PRACTICE ON A REGULARBASISjL ike| any? skill, readingrequires practice. In order todevelop the Jhabit of goodreading 'you must train youreyes and mind to performwell together^ Y o u don't haveto take a speed freadingcourse. TheSrewards will b emost worthwhile if you takethe time and persevere. |Set as ide 15 t o 3 0 m i nu t e se ve r y d a y t o pract i cereading, much as a pianist,typist or,golfer would..Startoff your ex ercises twith lightmaterial, such as Reader'sDigest, that has uniform pagelength and short articles.Your objective is to read withunderstanding at your bests p c e u . ;. yCo m p a r e y o u r s p e e d toe s t a b l i s he d no r m s . T hespeeds generally accepted foraverage readers are: easy oflight material, 250-350 wordsper minute (wpm); mediumto difficult material, 200-250wpm; and [difficult materialat 100-150 wpm. \ |Timei yourself exact ly fo rtwo pages with a clock thathas a second hand. Calculate

the minutes and seconds anddivide the' tim e into f th enumber* of words f on thepage. This will tell you whatyour current reading speed isIn words per minute. You canget th e average number ofwords on a page b y taking theaverage per { line an dmultiplying It by the numberof lines, omitting headings.Ask yourself ques t ions o nthe mater ial and review it tosee if you are correct. If you.miss important details yourspeed is probably too fast foryour present reading ability.Don't ge t discouraged, justkeep practicing.} Re a d 3 o r 4 art i cles eachd ay fo r t w o o r t hr e e we e k s *U se the same length and typeof; material each day . Pushyourself ibut \use discretion,making sure you check yourcomprehension of th ematerial^ Record your speedfaithfully each time so youca n check your progress. -JT he n s wi t c h to s o m e t h i ngmore d iff icul t In vocabulary,s t yle , and con tent Do this fortwo more weeks, questioningyourself and recording your

time. After? a total of sixweeks y ou should have increased your reading abilityconsiderably.! * $ \8rTry t o g e t y o u r s p e e d o ne a s y m a t e r i a l t o a b o u t * 3 0 0wo r d s p e r m i nu t e . Once y ouhave reached this? level y ouwill know you can da as wellas the aver age good reader.M a i n t a i n th e ha b i t b yr e a d i ng a t least a half hour ad a y . You will be enriched bykeeping up with newspapers,magazines and books& You

will also enjoy reading, moreas your proficiency increases/*This article, "How toImprove Your ReadingSkills", is one in as seriesdeveloped for collegestudents by the Association ofAmerican Publishers. Othertopics in the series are "1 lowto Get the Most Out of YourTextbooks" and "How toPrepare 2Successfully fo rExaminations." They arealso available in booklet formfree of charge to students. Ifyou would like copies pleasewrite to : AAP STUDENTSERVICE, O ne ParkAvenue. New Y ork, NY 10016.

by Avonna Gill KersheyI T he performance of"Seagull'1 presented b y theMercyhurst Little Theatre,begins O ctober 81. "S l ris a comedv of fru* * < ilives. Accompanied b y herlover, the cerebrated novelistTrigorin, Mme. Arkadina, asuccessful but aging actress,visits th e country estate ofher brother Sorin. I Her .sonKostya, hoping to impress hismother, arranges with ^ hissweetheart Nina to stage asymbolist drama he haswritten, but: his mother'sthought less, Smocking comments cause him to suspendthe performance and stalk offin rage. Nina, introduced toTrigorin, is , dazzled by h isfame and sophistication. Inthef day s that follow herrelationship with Kostyacools. Kostya kills a seagulland reproachfully lays it atNina's feet.- dramaticallyindicating ills freadiness tocommit suicid es | * \ \J Ant on P avlov ich Chekhovw as the Russian master of theshort story* form and one*ofthef most influential modemdramatists of this time.Chekhov's art? is that of..unFalltFestlva

de statement. His style ofwrit itig combines exactness ofrealistic observation withgentle humor and compassion, in February 1887.Chekhov I Buffered* his firstserious hemorrhage; I le thenreturned to Russia in May1898, and his return coincidedwill) th e formation* of theMoscow A rt .Theater b yNemirovich-Danchenko andKonstantin stnulsluvisky,After krepeated requests- b yDanchenfto, Chekhov gave hisE ormlssion for "Seagull" M oen performed by ^ tn e newcompany. Th e second performance of .the play w as onDecember 17,1898 and It wasa huge success. The firstperformance In 1897 had beensuch an utter* disaster thatChekhov ran out of thetheatre after-.Act III vowingnever to write for^thofstageagain.PlKor. the ending and all thelaughter and tears it contains,y ou iare invited to s e eSeagull "fThcf play premierson Friday, October 31 atMercyhurst College. We allh i Atope to see you then.

Plans Underway!I by Gerard Necastro Last Friday an organizational meeting was held for theFall Festival with RuS President Jimmy Hallamyer as it shead. Scheduled for the {weekend of October Hi0-l2g thisy ear's Fall Festiva l, though only In the development sta ge,seems to have many activities planned, if weather ispleasant, the festival will take place on the outdoor campusgrounds* If not, the Student Union will be the center of attraction, v i wp t J M -4 IF*i A mong th e events scheduled * will b e a pinochle tour

nament and various other game championships, goldfishand pie eating contests, apple bobbing competition, and anegg catching contest; in addition to these, a dump machinew lil !)n hand and chicken fights w ill b e organized. TheHotel and Restaurant Department will provide not dogs andCoke, and the Biology Club will furnish shaving cream pies.Finally, there will b e a tug* of w ar between intramuralfootball teams and a bar run. The latter will involve tw opersons per entry, one of whom will drive a car to variousbars erected around town by other students; the other willplay the equally important role of the "spirits" at each stop.Cash and assorted oilier prizes w ill be given to w inners ofthe contests. Benefits will go .to the 'department w hichorganizes each activity. Any further suggestions will b egreatly appreciated.

F r i d a y , O c t o b e r 3DINNER: Baked Ham, Batterfried Fish. ItalianMeat Ball Sandwich.S a t u r d a y tl O o t o b e r 4 WDINNERS Steak, WhoppeuBurger, Shrimpo's.S u nd a y , O c t o b e r s *B R U N C H ) Veal Cutlet Parmesean, RoastTurkey Dressing, O mlet-Spanlsh.

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Students of Mercy hurst w e need your help! The Councilfor Exceptional Children ha s scheduled an O pen House topresent Uie community with their plans for the SaturdayMorning Enrichment Classes, and we need y ou to spread theword. W *^The purpose of this program is to offer both parents andstudents an a opportunity to relax and enjoy their Saturdaymornings. Classes are scheduled from 9:00 a.m. to noon andfocus on Socialisation, L anguage Ex perience, G ross Motorand general enrichment ex periences.Parentsgmay deliver their children to the ChildDevelopmental) in the basement of Baldwin Hall at anytieme between 9 a.m! and 12 p.m. We realise that parentalschedules are hectic, therefore, our program provides forgreat flexibility. i 2& ; ?In order to meet the cost of m aterials, w e are asking adonation of one dollar per hour. So, spread the w ord. Wehave made great plans and are anticipating an overwhelming turnout. * i 81

B i o l o g y C l u b N e w sO n September | 29 , th eBiology club met to discussplaas for the Fall Festival. Itw as decided that a shavingcream t pie booth would beappropriate as it w as duringlast year's Spring Weekend.On Saturday, O ctober 4, at2:00 p.m., Mr. Ken Felix willbe h ere w ith a red hailedhawk. He is* going todemonstrate some of thetechniques used in huntingwith hawks, i

WomeniA nother w omen 's! sportMercyhurst has adopted isWomen's V olleyb all.^ Thisinvigorating sport is beingcoached by Suzanne Jarrett.Suzanne Jarrett obtainedhertBA in Psy chology fromMercyhurst and an MS inGuidance Counseling fromY oungstown State U niversity.She works as a guidancecounselor for the Wattsburg

A rea School District and alsocoaches volleyball and soft-b all at Seneca High School inWattsburg, Pa. \Along with studying atMercyhurst and Y oungstown,she also played on eachschool's volleyb all team.In coaching this year'steam, which consists ofJanice and Nancy Borowski,Port Allegany; Sue Fagan,

Some of the future plans ofthe club are speakers andfilms on sub jects of interest tothe student body such as suncontrol and hunting rules.Also a field trip to SeagullMarsh in planned. fThe next' meeting of theclub w ill be on Monday,O ctober 6 , in room 103 Zurn.New members are alway swelcome and you don't haveto be a Biology major to join.

VolleyballPittsburgh, Pa.; Val Ferro,Cortland, N.Y.;P ColleenJohnson, Northport, L . I . ;Janice Kalamajka, Oil City,Pa.; Debbie Luke, NorthEast. | P a . ; | BeckyMalikowski, Erie , Pa . ;Debbie Mickle, L inesville,Pa.; Janey * Nestor,| SouthAlleghany; I )ebbie,Plucirisk i,Conneaut Lake ,iP a . ; .MarySuizinski, Poughkeepsie,N.Y.; i Gail Thompson.North East, P a.; and SueL auteria, Butler, Pa. *manager; the coach and thegirls along with MissPrice see a very promisingseason. They would alsoappreciate any support thatMercyhurst could give them.They w ill have their first;ame on O ctober 6. Oood-iuck! I

Women's Vo lleyball ScheduleOctober 6 M o n d a y - Ga nno n (A& B)October 7 Tuesday - Edlnboro (A&B)Oc t o b e r 8 - Wednesday -Alleghany; GannonC la r i o nOctober 11 S a t u r d a y - Pitt ( A & B )* Ashland (A&B)Oc t o b e r 20 * M o nd a y Pradonla * a

2; Ro ber t Wosl ya nOctober 23 T h u r s d a y * Oennort J n*'vm 2 n BehrendOctober 27- Monday Villa (A&B)October 28 - Tuesday - Westminster '(A&B)October 30 Thursday - AI leghanyVil la:M EdlnboroNovember 3 M o nd a y Behrend (A&B)Grova City ( A & B )N o vemb e r 4 - Tuefoy lla (A&BO). *$

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When charting y our career,planning is a major element.For example, an Individualinterested in finance maychoose to establish himselfinitially with a major company noted for its financialmanagement j pr ogr am,recognized , as in leader inindustry and noted fordeveloping . top financialtalent, lie may plan to spendfour or five years of trainingand development in that kindof \environment, and thenmarket" himself to anorganisation that is receptiveto that kind of training andexperience.The same; concept can beapplied" to the ! marketingindividual who!seeks out aconsumer products companyor the person interested ingeneral administration $whomay seek out: a managementconsulting firm. A lthough wecannot control and foresee all,careful} planning helps.Through the process of careerplanning an individual canBest cope with m any of thefactors which influence thedegree ofachieves.

may Just be the first in asuccession of changes,hovever. you should 'lie ableto reach your career objective with no more thanthree-or four moves duringthe course of your workinglife. A Job while in college canoften help form opinions anddecisions in t he early . andmost important stage ofdeveloping a career obJective. u #

success a person

A part-time job w hile incollege, that falls w ithin yourfield of study , may not offerthe pay you want, however,the training and experiencew ill often provide thebackground n ecessary w henapplying for a j job aftergradualioiv^Very often thisexperience on an applicationwill be the reason one applicant is hired over another. if graduate school Is part ofyour plan, or if you are toyingwith the id HI of graduateeducation, ] the GraduateSchool catalogs are availab lein* the I Career PlanningCenter. 204- Main. As an aid toyour planning there are flieson career information thatThe career you plan now w ill help in deciding w hich

way to go. For example if youhave a Bachelor's Degree inChemistry! but decide that alaboratory Is not where youwant to spend the rest of yourlife, a Master of BusinessAdministration might be theanswer. With an MBA addedto your degree in Chemistry,you can look forward to acareer with a pharmaceuticalcompany in administration,or perhaps In hospital administration.1 For both of thejust mentioned careers, abackground in chemistrywould be an asset. A lso, withthis background, manycompanies, especially! oilcompanies, t sena their employees who show an aptitudeon to law school to b ecomecorporation law yers.The above is just oneexample. The* variety1, andb ends and turns that a careercan take are too numerable tomention here. Come up to theCPC, 204 Main and judge foryourself. The flies and bookshelves are loaded with Justthis sort of information. And ifyou don't find what lyou arelooking for, just ask Mrs.Hawes and she will be glad tohelp. - 4 $

This variety article is afirst for the MKRCIAD andwill appear weekly Torwhenever .I'm drunk enoughto write. '' '*The first clique w e will lookat, is 7?those ResidentA lcoholics 'of Sesler 184,b etter known as Bo's .Hoys.This is one of the more hiddencliques on campus so jlthought I'd bring them to theic eye. We will now meetchone. j *ilton Bonomo. Ron hailsfrom Commack, iLong Islandand has been here since 1972.Ml of us w ho know him havespent three years trying tofigure out his nationality. Theconcensus feels he is PuertoRican. Bo (his quite originalnickname) may be'found atall the prominent night spots,Herman's, Gray's and Hickand Barry's. At least ^reportthe.... . , 8 100yard dash*J a m e s I L a n d r e t hBeveridge. James (betterknown as Skip) I hails fromWebster, Pa (a sub urb ofDonors). James also came toUS in 1972 and h as bles sed uswith three happy years. Thebest w ay to know who Skip isw ould b e to w atch out for theguy who is hidden in thecrowd and spends the nightintroducing himself.'At leastreport Skip w as cruising thedocks witn*the- Erie Police(internship) readingfihe ErieTimes. Good Luck with thatMustang! IJoe "Hun" Sterbank. Joehails from "little Mercy-hurst" Saint Mary s, P a. Hun,like Skip; and Bo, has beenwith us since 1972 and hasburdened us with three happyyears. Joe also frequents allthose plush night spots suchas Herman's, Gary's andHick and Barry's. Joe may b e

b y D e b U . T a n t eseen |on occasion," inebriated0 , cruising thehalls of Egan. Hun must beconsidered carrying a poadand dangerous.Istevc Henderson. Stevehails from Titusvllle, P a.(need I say more) and hasonly been here for threeyears. Although he looks to b ethe oldest in the 134 clique,"B el ie ve! me, , he i s t heyoungest". S teve spends mostof his time trying to convinceall of us that his beard isreally not red and that 99 percent ofi the world is colorblind. Steve w as not availablefor comment due to

training ,1 He hopes to join Boin the Jim and L ee's too yarddash. j *Toend this article of intraduction, ll was asked tomake two announcements.O ne is that any* youngvoluptuous, .seductive freshmen girls looking for a goodtime should'stop by and sayhello. Secondly, the boys of184 w ill be passing outautographed pictures andcopies of this article thisFriday night. Take care andwho knows? Your clique mayhenext. M *:*? ] >DKH U TANTE * gossipEditor - i

Bo w as preparing forweekly Jim and Lee'sThe new ly formed M ercyhurst Soccer Club sufferedtheir second loss on October29 at the hands of Edlnboro. inthe first period, both teamsw ere going strong w ith solidperformances From I JoseMiguel, Ken Simons and BobCurtis. Coach Shimpeno w asalso impressed with the

E laying of left fullback Glen>illion and goal tender GregKern who made somebeautiful saves. Two of thegoals Edlnboboro put in werepenalty kicks which are shotVom 12yards out. < : ,/When questioned about thefall season, Coach Shimpeno

remarked, "I look for theseason to b e a period' oflearning and I w ill continue tol i t t i r I *play everyone. He also feltthat the players are in thewrong position at Uie wrongtime. Coach Shimpeno finallynoted that "They* have toplace a little more authorityabout passing the ball to thewings. I }O verall, the team was moreor less conditioned & forMonday's game but soccer isa game of running and ifShimpeno'H squad gets in topshape, the next game may

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...After considering both of Sunday's baseball games atFredonia, I find myself confused by th e inconsistency of th eLakers' h itting. How does one really explain a team th at ino n e game fails to produce evenone run, a n d in th e next gamemanages to score eight? !...This Saturday could be th e intrasquad race of th e yearas Women's Varsity Crew take s on a rat h er inexperiencedffesMAen^oat. Thr women app&ar both willmg apd f|adyfor th e race, and I hopethe girls really d o well:TOSwill beth e first intrasquad race of th e year,, but the main concerna n d major question of all crew meiAbers is \ Will the regularseason ever begin?'!...As for picking this year's intramural winner inj; flagfootball, I am inclined to say th at th e Ten Rats will meetRelatively High i n t h e finals. j S ^ JpH...Special thanks to head baseball coach Joe Cook fortaking the time to talk to this;sports writer at so late anhour, an hour when most o f u s ar e ina deep sleep.

The Mercyhurst Lakerbaseball season finally gotunderway Sunday, September28th, as the Lakers split ladoubleheader with theFredonia State Blue Devils.In the first game, pitcherJoe W illiams was robbed of avictory as his teammatesfailed to deliver a pair ofbadly * needed runs asFredonia State shutout theLakers 1-0. Williams, whowent thefdistance, threw 154pitches only to find himself aloser in the nth inning.Fredonia's Dan Gordonsingled home the game

winning runj for winning pitcher Jack Van Develde.In the second game, Lakerpitcher Tom Barringermanaged to pick up his firstvictory of the season in a 8-0shut-out off the Blue Devils.Barringer, who fwentf th edistance,* picked up eigh tstrikeouts and walked five.Curt Brooks,; Randy Cooneyand Dan Sienecki smacked inth e Lakers' only earned runs.Head coach Jo e1 Cook feltthat both Williams andBarringer pitched superbgame s. Cook was also pleased

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by th e fact th e infield handledthe" ball 91* times without anerror. ISunday's game was aclassic example of pitch er vs.pitcher and if this is an indication of *what is to come,th ere'll be a lot of tired armso n t h e Laker pitching staff.The La kers' next game willbe Friday , October 3rd, whenthey face Buffalo State in atwin bill scheduled for 1 p.m.The Laker baseball teamwould greatly appreciateyour support Friday afternoon, so come on out andpush this year's team to awinning season.

fc t t Coopey,OF1rSienecki, DHHenning, OFBrooks, INFCook, IN FTrigilioCBurrows, OFWil l iamson, IFGrus, OFHermann, CKelly, IFWi l l iams, PBarr inger, PAAercyhurst iFredonia

Saturday, September 27marked the seconds week ofthe MFL, with onlyfthree ofthe scheduled [six gamesplayed; two were forfeited,one *was postponed. So far,four out of tenjgames haveresulted! in cheap victoriesbecause one team failed toshow up. Some people thinkth e " F " in MFL | stands dorforfeit instead of football Of th e three games played,the Ten Rats came away withtw o victories as th ey broke upThe Family 38-14, and meltedthe Soul on Ice leaguechampion hopes 19-18. Mg Scoring -for the Ratsagainst the Family rwereSteve "Camptown" Ryan fortwo scores, Ray "Punchy"Korzenowski for three,sandTom* Seltze r: for fone. TheFamily had Bruce' Stebeckand Pat Condrin teaming upfor th eir score s.,^ ^ fThe Ice-Rat game was realtight with the winning pointcoming on at "pat'ffby JimRiley. Riley also scored twotouchdowns along with"Punchy" 'Korzenowski's toaccount for the Rats scoring.Soul^onllce received two sixpointers \ from Jesse Campbell, and one from SmokerJones.After th e game Mike Diacowas puzzled about the rumorthat the Ten Rats are beinginvestigated about theirpossible connection with th ePatti Hearst case. Mike,speaking for the;Rats, deniedthis allegation saying thatthere is no truth th at they hidPatti in the basement of theirold yellow home on 38th streetor fed her leftover Hasagnafrom Nunzi's and flatSchaefer beer. Mike told meth e team? members are sickand tired of the Ten Ratsbeingi portrayed as anti-establishment and from nowon-they want the NationalAnthem played before each oftheir games. Jim Hallamayerplans to do a BicentennialMinute for CBSl dealing withhow apple pie became anAmerican tradition.Relatively High rolled: ondespite the absence of CraigSampsell w h o spent th e day atthe Erie Charity Golf Classic.Jit is speculated that Craig is

I b y J o e " S n i d e saccepting term s to the WorldCaddy| Association (WCA).His teammates refuse tocomment on) these rumors.Craig's slack was'picked upby Rick "Foster Grant"Bigelow w h o scored twice andby Dusty Young who ran for a25 yard score.i Rick'steamm ates were amazed, notby his performance, but thathis sunglasses didn't comeoff. Dusty attributed a finerun to the moves he learnedjfrorn taking Arthur Murraydancing lessons and watchingold Fred Astaire and GingerRogers movies, h e givesspecial credit to Ginger.The fans attending th egame were treated * to twospecial attractions, one beingwhat appeared tofbe sprintraces between Smoker Jonesand Chipmunk Downey, theother a guest appearance byFountain "Fa t s ' ^ Sherbine'sfather w h o threw out th e firstball. Smoker Jones scoredtwice for Soul on Ice to finishwith a score o f 20 t o 1 4 .The

th e Holy guitar. Mike Bridgeshad to travel to Sea World tostand in for h is father Lloyd ina segment of Sea Hunt. Itseemed thatjlLloyd sufferedstomach ^cramps during hisSaturday night bath. KennyWard would have missed thegames because hef couldn'treceive a weekend pass fromWarren iState^* Anotherplfiyer, Larry L a w , suffered aslipped disc while!making aBanana Split at Friendly's IceCrearihOt seems-that while

Larry was] spraying on th ewhipped cream, somesquirted in his eyes, hestumbled | backw ard andslipped on a banana peel.Th e Stoned | Rangers f w how on a forfeit from th e MotherTruckersf|were asked if theywould like to play while onartificial ^grass. The teamstated no, saying there'snothing quite like playingwhile on real grass.P . S . The fTen ?Rats Haveinformed me they are h aving

try-outs for theircheerleading team. Anopening was created when th eRats failed to come up withthe offer Lisa Guida wanted.Lisa wanted a pound ofch eese; instead the R ats onlyoffered her a bottle of seltzerwater. * * fc-