the impactor issue 32

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Part XXXII Thirty Two 32 Mark Glatt Presents Dwight Scott was not looking to be a hero …. … He was looking to be a man

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Moral of the story is watch your mouth. You never know if or who you'll offend.

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Page 1: The Impactor Issue 32

Part XXXII Thirty Two

32

Mark Glatt

Presents

Dwight Scott was not looking to be a hero ….

… He was looking to be a man

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During That Term, My Nights Were Spent Half Assing My Job As A Steel Worker, Half Assing My Job As An Intern To Be A Respite Mentor, Half Assing My Grades, Beating Up Bullies And Doing Drugs. After A Day Of Doing That, I Felt Like I Had Gotten A Lot Done, Which I Admit Was Not Something To Be Proud Of.

What Has Happened To Me?? How Had I Gone From Being A

Super Hero To A Drug Dealer Super

Villain??

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I Did Not Have Much Time To Think About This

Still I’m Not Ashamed Of Myself

We Have Something

To Discuss

Good Evening (Beep)

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You Know Why We

Are Here??Does It Have Anything

To Do With Why I Wasn’t Fighting Crime

With Any Of You??

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No Only Were You Not Fighting Crime. You Were Causing Crime.

What Are You

Talking About?!

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Are You Kidding Me??

Where Do We Start??

Does It Have Anything To Do

With The Drugs? The

Beating Up Of The High School

Students?

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How Did You

Guess??

Bingo

Just Happened

To.

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News Cameras Could Have

Caught You. You Would Have

Made Us Look Bad

I Made Myself Look

Good.

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Why?? Because I Go After REAL Bad

Guys? Because I Go After People Who Are The Reason

WHY People Grow Up To Be Criminals In The First Place??

No, You Make

YOURSELF AND US

Look Bad.

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YOU ASSIST In The Deals Of Drugs Which

Hurt Our Economy. Our Students!!

I Destroy The Crops Before They Become Deadly Flowers That YOU Have To Deal

With. I Am Doing The Job That YOU Should

Be Doing. You’re Welcome.

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You Are Beating Up Common Bullies. Not Mobsters, Rapists, Murderers And

Robbers. All Of Who You Align Yourself With By The Way.

What Are The Both Of You Talking About??

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We Used To Go After People Who Were Breaking The Law. You Are

Going After People Who You Think Are Going To Break The Law.

BULLIES ARE Criminals.

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Criminals Maybe. The People Who Bullied You Were Not Criminals But Their Fathers Were And Still Are. Their Sons Were Not … At The Time.

The People Who Send Other People To The Hospital Because Of Their Differences, Minor Actions Or For The F%%% Of Exerting Their Romance, Dominance and Donations. They Are Criminals.

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They Are Putting Drugs In The Whole Sale Supply Of Food For Next Year So When It’s Retailed To The Student’s, They Will Be Infected With The Drugs. Don’t Worry, You Will Have Graduated By Then (Or We’ll Have Had You Arrested ) And You Won’t Be Affected By The Drug That Makes It’s Users Suffer From Cravings For More Of It.

He Explained The Plan

Eventually They Will Become Desperate. They Will Be Willing To Buy Anything They Have To Sell Them.

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And THOSE Are The

People You Aligned With

THOSE Are The People Who We Set

Out To Stop!!None Of This Is

My Fault.

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And You Won’t Arrest Me For

Saving Our Society And Getting My (Beep)ing Revenge.

So That Was Your Plan This Whole Time??

Revenge For Yourself!!

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There Is No Way You Could Have Solved Bullying

In All The World.

By Taking Out A Few Bullies From A

SMALL SECTION Of New York!!

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Did They – Your Bullies – Cause You To Have No

Friends??

To Lose Your Virginity Later

Than You’d Have Liked To?? Definitely

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Didn’t Get Picked

First On Frisbee!

Didn’t Learn Your Favorite Rock And Roll

Instrument.

Right!!!!

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Wasn’t Allowed To Join The

Baseball Team

Chick Lead You On And Glue

Balled You And You Had To

Jack OffExactly!!

Al Right! Al Right! Stop! Please Just What’s Your

Point??

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You’re Just A Wrecking Ball Of Emotions Who

Can’t Appreciate What He has!

A Decent Living With A Decent

Family Who Loves You. Education Has

Failed Me!!

And My Parents

Couldn’t Raise Me Properly …

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My FATHER Is DEAD!!

YOU Had An AMAZING LIFE!

!!!!!! !!! !!!! !! !!!!Oh Oh

I HAD NO IDEA

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You Over Privileged Prick!!

We Are Here To Stop You!!

I’m So Sorry About Your Father

But F(BEEP)

YOU!! YOU WILLNOT TAKE ME

ALIVE!!

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POW

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BAP

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TPSS

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Hang On! I Got You!

NO

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We Are Getting Out Of Here!! The Cops Are On Their

Way And They’ll Be Here In Around 15 Minutes Ass Hole!!

I Got Out Of There With Enough Time To Avoid Being Arrested