the diabolical developer by martijn verburg

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Martijn Verburg @diabolicaldev @karianna http://www.jclarity.com

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Page 1: The Diabolical Developer by Martijn Verburg

!Martijn Verburg @diabolicaldev

@karianna

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!http://www.jclarity.com

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Public Service Announcement

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Modern Software Development

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Steve Ballmer was right!

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Best Practices

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Agile...

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Software Craftsmanship...

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Programming MotherF*^kers!

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Solutions to help YOU

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I am Awesome

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Learn from yourself

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“I am AWESOME”

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Use REAL tools

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Stick to what you know

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Works for me!

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Compiled == Ship It

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Code put us into Outer Space

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They didn’t need the crap we use today

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Makes you think, doesn’t it?

!@karianna - @diabolicaldev

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