The Delivery

By

Brad Dryer

EXT.DRIVEWAY.DAY

A very family looking detached house rests serenely within

the trees on an autumn day. An ever so slight grunt & moan

can be heard.

INT.HALLWAY. DAY

The backsides of a man in a suit with a woman in a floral

skirt can be seen. Harry, a rather sweet looking 12 year old

staring up lovingly, is nestled in between. The backsides

dwarf Harry.

MUM

Darling, we’ve ordered you

margarita because you know the

effect quattro formagio has on your

tummy.

Harry takes a long blink with a face of pure disappointment

DAD

Here’s £20

Harry takes the £20 note

We’ll be back by 10

MUM

Are you going to be a good boy?

Harry does not respond

DAD

He’s always a good boy

Dad ruffles Harry’s hair with the palm of his hand

MUM

Aren’t you a good little boy Harry

Mum grabs Harry’s cheek

HARRY

Yes.

Harry smirks at the camera before going into his cupboard

and pulling out a rucksack; he then leans over the desk in

his bedroom to look outside the window and below onto the

driveway were he can see his parents car drive off down the

road.

2.

INT.KITCHEN.DAY

Harry places his rucksack next to the front door and picks

up the pizza leaflet on the side counter in the kitchen

after and walks towards the house phone. He types in the

phone number of the company before he pulls the hood of his

hoodie up over his head and has his hand over his mouth in a

suspicious posture/pose.

PIZZA COMPANY

Hello, Pizza-4-You, how may I help

you?

HARRY

(mock female voice)

Hello? Hello? I’m Mrs Blake, I

ordered a margarita several moments

ago for delivery... I would infact

like to change that to a Quattro

Formagio...., same address, Thanks.

Bye.

Harry hangs up the phone and next to the phone there is a

speaker system which he turns the volume up on.

RADIO

Good afternoon, dangerous pizza

delivery drivers.....

Harry changes radio station to a happy upbeat music before

dancing and miming the song lyrics around his kitchen, with

the house phone being used as a microphone.

INT. TV ROOM. DAY

Harry is sitting comfortably in his TV Room playing Grand

Theft Auto on his PlayStation. By this stage all other

music/sound effects are off other than the sound of buttons

being pressed from the remote controller and the sounds of

the game in general.

HARRY

Come on then! Bring it on! Well

hello you, how would you like to be

killed? With my shotgun? My pistol?

Or my bare fists? The shotgun? Good

idea.

A loud bullet sound can be heard from the game before police

sirens are heard. The door bell is rung. Harry immediately

pauses his game where the whole film suddenly goes quiet

until we hear a subtle heart-beat. The doorbell is rung

3.

again. Harry sprints out of the TV Room and heads towards

the front door.

INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. DAY

Harry opens the front door to the pizza delivery man, the

pizza delivery man is a tall fair skin, young twenty year

old dressed in blue motorcycle overall.

PIZZA DELIVERY MAN

(Smirks) Where’s ya parents

kiddo?

HARRY

They’re out; and I’ve got the whole

house to myself.

Harry cross his arms and smirks back at the delivery man

PIZZA DELIVERY MAN

*chuckles* Alright then mate

Pizza delivery man takes a step towards Harry and is nearly

in the house before crouching down to Harry’s hight.

PIZZA DELIVERY MAN

That’ll be £11.99.

Harry immediately snatches the pizza box out of his hands

and slams the door on him. He then places the pizza box next

to the rucksack. The rucksack is then opened and pulls out

DJ decks and some wires before connecting the wires to the

door handle. The pizza delivery man is furiously banging on

the door handle, he then becomes electrocuted. Harry then

pulls out a cotton bag from the rucksack, tied together with

string before opening it and pouring the marbles onto the

floor. He then removes the wires from the door, which he

then opens before rushing towards the kitchen shouting...

HARRY

Bet ya can’t catch me

As the pizza delivery man enters the house he attempts to

run after Harry, before slipping over on the marbles and

falling flat on his back. Harry then runs towards the

delivery man and jumps on top of him.

4.

EXT. FRONT DRIVE. EVENING

The parents car pulls up in the driveway. Both parents get

out the house and walk towards the front door.

INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. EVENING

Harry opens the front door for them with a gleaming smile on

his face before getting a kiss hello as they hand him a gift

and walk upstairs. Harry then turns and faces the camera

with a cheeky smile before slowly walking towards the

camera.

INT. BASEMENT. EVENING

The tied up pizza delivery man is in the basement with a

cloth in his mouth and hands tied up behind his back, we can

still hear muted screams before the camera pans across and

we can see 7 tied up pizza delivery men.

CUE CREDITS. THE END.