the berry by elyssa

8/4/2019 The Berry by Elyssa

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the poodle

THEBERRYVOL. 189

POODLE SITS ON PINCH BEETLE!distracted church priest and audience


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january

THE BERRY INCLUDES...

recepie of the week,

breaking news and many

other things! look

inside for the rest.

and...

EVENT OF THE WEEK

mash potato

eating contest!challenge yourself by

eating as much mash

potatoes as you can

SKIING FOR THE WEEK

get a discount by

taking this newspaper

to canada and get a

50% discount.

have fun

skiing!

TH

EB

ERRY


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be the greatest chef in

the mississippi by

making this crumble!

Put the flour in a

bowl and 200g of

butter in it. Mix with

fingertips. Cut some

fruit or chocolate and

put it in the bowl. Mix

together. Add a little

bit of cinomin. Turn

the oven on medium

and leave for half an

hour or more. If its

brown take it out.

serve them in

different bowls and

pour creme over. it

best if you use a

knife to slice.

warningwash

hands!

CRUMBLE

you will need...

-flour-500g

-creme

-butter-200g

-bowl

-oven-medium

-filling of your

choice

-cinomin

-knife-if you need

it


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zebra and!beeonce upon a time in

africa there was a

zebra walking across

the dried grass in the

hot sun. he seemed to be

sad. then a bee came

flying in. the zebra did

not notice. the bee

came up to the zebra

whats wrong.

whats wrong!said

the beei dont like the way i

look. im stripy.

everyone else is more

interesting than black

and white stripes.said

the zebra.

i have stripes.said

the bee.

i dont even know if

im black with white

stripes or white with

back stripes! said the

zebra.

exactly! said the

bee, an elephant is

grey, a crow has black

feathers, and you

dont even know if you

are white with blackstripes or black with

white stripes.

yeah. youre right.

said the zebra.


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the knife injun joe used to kill dr. Robinson. Muff Potter woke up with it.

ifyouseethismanpleasereporttothepoliceandgivethismanin.Heisamurdererwhokilleddr.Robinson.Mufpotterdidnotkillhim.Pleasetrytofindhimandreporttothepoliceoce.Wewillputhiminprison.

fromthepolice


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I WISH BY ELYSSA

i wish i was a pirate

i wish i was a bird

i wish i could smoke

without being sick

i wish i could be Huck

i wish i could skipschool and never have to

wash

i wish i was famous

i wish there was no

weekend because i hate

mondays, its the first day

of school week

i wish everything could

be the way i wantedi wish, i wish,I WISH...

THE END

poetry corner

i wish...

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