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  • Teacher &

    Student

    In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident..

    Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni!

    Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman What do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

    Teacher: "The first

    person to answer my

    question will go home

    early"

    Santa threw the bag

    outside

    Teacher asked: Whose

    bag is that???

    Santa answered:It's

    mine... i am going home

    bye..bye...

    Teacher:!!!!

    Teacher : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

    Pappu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    - S.S. Pooja Shree, II year

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  • Facts!!!

    - C.Ramya, II year

    20

  • Most

    Terrifying

    Haunted Places!!

    - K.Vishali, III year

    21

  • 22

  • ....... . !!!!!!!!!!. !!!!!!!!!!!!

    - V.Uma Murugeshwari, IV year

    ...

    - D.K.Sri Subarnaa, IV year

    - !!

    - M.Vennilavani, II year

    23

  • ..!!?? ?? ?? ??

    - S.Sreemathi Gayathri Sundar, IV year

    24

  • ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ..!!! ' !!'

    - P.Madhu Aravind, III year

    ..!!! -

    - M.Vennilavani, II year

    25

  • Zeros and ones, they are your friends Staying secured without any fence Youre not a cat, yet, you like a mouse Carrying a universe, yet, you lie in my house You consume power, but never give me a shock Dont you need a key to open your lock? Too many bytes start with a bit Calculating like lightning, you never miss a digit You teach me a lot, without any fee Without you, this world would never glee!

    - B.Arun, II year

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  • ALINDA

    27

  • - M.B.P.Nivetha, I Year

    28

  • - O.R.Shruthi, IV Year

    - G.Karthika, III Year

    29

  • - G.Karthika, III Year

    - R.Anand, III Year - R.Christie Nivedha, IV Year

    30

  • - T.Aarthy, IV Year

    - R.Srilaxmi, III Year

    31

  • - R.Srilaxmi, III Year

    32

  • - K.Sri Kavi Bharathi, IV Year

    33

  • - L.Shanthi, III Year

    34