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Teacher &
Student
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident..
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni!
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman What do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Teacher: "The first
person to answer my
question will go home
early"
Santa threw the bag
outside
Teacher asked: Whose
bag is that???
Santa answered:It's
mine... i am going home
bye..bye...
Teacher:!!!!
Teacher : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Pappu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
- S.S. Pooja Shree, II year
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Facts!!!
- C.Ramya, II year
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Most
Terrifying
Haunted Places!!
- K.Vishali, III year
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....... . !!!!!!!!!!. !!!!!!!!!!!!
- V.Uma Murugeshwari, IV year
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- D.K.Sri Subarnaa, IV year
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- M.Vennilavani, II year
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..!!?? ?? ?? ??
- S.Sreemathi Gayathri Sundar, IV year
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' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ..!!! ' !!'
- P.Madhu Aravind, III year
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- M.Vennilavani, II year
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Zeros and ones, they are your friends Staying secured without any fence Youre not a cat, yet, you like a mouse Carrying a universe, yet, you lie in my house You consume power, but never give me a shock Dont you need a key to open your lock? Too many bytes start with a bit Calculating like lightning, you never miss a digit You teach me a lot, without any fee Without you, this world would never glee!
- B.Arun, II year
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ALINDA
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- M.B.P.Nivetha, I Year
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- O.R.Shruthi, IV Year
- G.Karthika, III Year
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- G.Karthika, III Year
- R.Anand, III Year - R.Christie Nivedha, IV Year
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- T.Aarthy, IV Year
- R.Srilaxmi, III Year
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- R.Srilaxmi, III Year
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- K.Sri Kavi Bharathi, IV Year
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- L.Shanthi, III Year
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