Supernatural In a Nutshell*a comic sans presentation in lieu de studying

BEWARE OF SPOILERS

by anemotionallyunstablecreature

This is Dean. (aka jerk)• he dies a lot• He likes saving people, hunting

things, the family business• assumed Bi, possibly Gay• his one true love is pie• has a baby known as baby• secretly in love with gay angel best-

friend*• spent 40 years in hell, and some in

heaven, a year in purgatory and a stint in avalon

• daddy issues like CrAzYY• secret princess• contrary to popular belief, is actually

very smart• catchphrase: Son Of A Bitch• My baby• Once had a gay thing…

This is Sam (Bitchface) Winchester

• sometimes known as moose• Also dies a lot*• has a killer penis• ex-blood junkie• saved the world• had Lucifer in him• went to hell for a while• loves research• everyone he loves dies• very strong (on the inside)• has a hot bod• once was soulless…it was fun• Sam Winchester wears make-up• Sam Winchester cries his way

during sex• Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by

the bed and every morning when he wakes up.. Okay enough…

This is Castiel (aka Cas)• ex-angel of the lord• he’ll grip you tight and raise you

from perdition• also dies a lot*• secretly in love with best-friend• was an angel, then dead, then a

seraph, then God, then crazy, then levaithan, then dead, then Emmanuel, then crazy, then in purgatory, then back, then brain-washed, then an ingredient for a spell, then human,then dead then back, then an angel again

• fandom loves Cas**• doesn’t understand that

reference• Got his moves from the pizza

man• baby

This is Death

• everyone loves death*• most badass character to

ever exist• loves junk food• not as evil as he’s made

out to be• actually kinda awesome• helped Sam and Dean A

HELL OF A LOT OF TIMES• considers human beings

no more than bacteria• sassy as shit• Will have none of your

crap

This is Charlie (Or Something)

• Genius• Nerd• Geek• Gamer• BAMF• SuperMegaFoxiAwesomeHot• Ships Destiel*• The Sister Dean Never Wanted• The New Castiel of SPN**• Saved Sam and Dean’s asses

several times• Not present for the sole purpose

of being a love-interest or a nemesis for either of the brothers

• Everyone loves Charlie

This is Kevin Tran (aka Kevin Solo)

• Sometimes known as Katniss• In advanced placement• Once wanted to be the 1st asian-

american president of the usa• Not so much anymore• Prophet of the Lord• Keeper of the Word• Badass MOFO• Is like a little puppy (or is that

Osric, I dunno anymore)• You can’t help but fall in love

with him• Outsmarted the King of Hell• Several times• Honourary Winchester

This is Mary Winchester

• Sam and Dean’s mother• Unintentionally fucked up

her family• First person to die in SPN*• Made out with her dead

father once…• I think fandom loves

Mary..• I dunno, but I love her• Major badass• Favorite Beatles song was

“Hey Jude”

This is John Winchester• Sam and Dean’s father• The reason they had no

childhood• Taught Dean and Sam how to

be hunters• The most clueless parent in

history• Kind of a dick• But he meant well*• Everyone hates John• I feel bad for John..I wanna

punch him… but I feel bad for him

• spent some time in hell• endured torture for over a

hundred years instead of giving in to the demons and jumpstarting the apocalypse

This is Gabriel• First a janitor, then a

trickster, then an angel, then a Norse God, then an angel again

• AWEsome• Fandom ADORES Gabriel• One time he was evil and

killed Dean a bajillion times.. But it was funny so it’s okay

• Once Turned Sam into Baby• Funny as shit (srsly)• Pretends to care about

nothing but is actually a big softy on the inside

• Gabriel is NOT dead*

This is Balthazar• Pretends to be a dick• But is the most loyal of them

all• Siriusly, when shit is pouring

you want him by your side• Once sank the titanic because

he didn’t like my heart will go on (not really)

• Actually, he did it out of loyalty to a crazy, megalomaniac best friend but the other version is funnier… and less sa

• One bad-ass sassy mofo• Saddest sad to ever sad• Also not dead• Say what you want Idgaf • HE IS NOT DEAD• Ships Destiel (muhahaha)

This is Lucifer (aka the devil)

• Sometimes known as Lucy• Kinda the actual reason for all

the fucked-up shit that happened in Sam and Dean’s lives

• But he’s funny• So we don’t care• Adorable little shit• Everyone can relate to lucy on

different levels…• siriusly., it’s alarming how much

we love this dick-bag• Killed Cas and Bobby once*• Current residence: the cage • He’s not evil, only slightly

demented• Makes you question the sanity

of everyone in this fandom

This is Chuck

• Professionally known as Carver Edlund, actually Chuck Shirley.

• Prophet of the Lord.• Possibly The Lord!• We dunno what

happened to Chuck• Once dated a nutty fan*• Knows the real value of

toilet paper• He’s awesome• I love chuck

One slide for pictures of Chuck*

• What can I do? He’s hot

This Bela Talbot• aka Bela Lugosi• Self-serving Biatch• But she’s badass so it’s okay• Played the Winchesters so well

so many times• Got them arrested once• Once gave Dean a panic attack• Unintentionally gave Sam and

erection!!!• Wanted to have angry sex with

Dean• Kinda killed the bros once (at

least she thought she did)• Been in hell since before Adam

This is The Impala (aka Baby)

• sometimes known as metallicar• a 1967 Chevy• first owned by Sal Moriarty• Dean convinced John to buy it

before he was born• has the most loving,

overprotective parent in history• was once Sam• the only home Sam and Dean

ever had• together with a sun ray, helped

Sam kick the devil’s ass• 1st rule of the Impala: Driver picks

the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole

• turned out to be the most important object in pretty much the whole universe

This Is Demon!Dean

• Demon!Dean is hot as hell

• Every single GIF of Dean should be turned into Demon!Dean

• It’s law• the fetish of the

fandom• Works every time

The Trench-coat (2008-2013)

• Cas’s only item of clothing other than the suit

• Fandom loves the trench-coat

• No longer Cas’s only item of clothing

• Fandom mourns the trench-coat

• Trench-coat is sexy• Trench-coat is gone• Trench-coat is missed• I love trench-coat• Trench-coat. Trench-coat.

Everything is trench-coat!

The Mishapocalypse of 2013• Took place on tumblr on April,

1st 2013• A prank devised by the

supernatural fandom on tumblr• April 1st was a traumatizing day

for non-fans of SPN on tumblr• For one day…. Everyone was

Misha.. Everything was Misha… the whole World Misha

• possible result of getting too close to the Sherlock fandom

• Most fun anyone’s had in a long time

• I held my pee for 2 and half hours because of it…

• Will forever be remembered by everyone who had tumblr on April Fool’s ‘013

Repercussions of the Mishapocalypse

• Lead Misha to this:

• My tumblr on april 1st

• This slide show is lacking a great many things

• Don’t hate there are like 180+ episodes*

• I can’t get all of that in one slide show

• tl:dr: don’t watch supernatural, you’ll develop heart ache and die

• OR: DO watch supernatural, but know that you’ll have to sell your soul to do so**

• We have a duck pond, though, so it’s totally worth it

• You’ll also have gifs for every occasion

• LITERALLY• I swear

See? It’s true