story for poojs
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Once upon a time, in a land not so far away,
there lived a lady named Pooj.
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And she had LOVELY (Not obsessive at all!) friends, who worshipped the ground she fell
on!
The ground she fell on
(Not obsessive)
(Maybe a bit obsessive)
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She also had a boyfriend!! His name was Mike.
However, her dear friendies had not met this Mike! How do they know he is good enough for their Pooj?
How do they know he’s not a weirdo? Or a perve?
Or a serial killer?!
Or even worse...... A GINGER!!!
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So, one fine day, they decided to hunt him down!!
(like an animal!! Grr!)
And the only thing they knew about him was that he worked in ASDA. Hurrah!
Mike?
Mike?MIKE?!
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They went in through the big front doors
It’s like Narnia!! :D
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And straight to customer services. Maybe he works on there?
But wait?!They’re going to need a reason to go to the desk...
They dont want to look like tourists/stalkers now do they?!
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Hi, erm....Do you sell erm....
Squash?
Fruit squash or squash that is a fruit?
Squash? WTF?!
Eh?!
Come along now dear!!Oh i do apologise, i’ve taken her out of the
hospital today, she’s not used to these situations!!
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And so, looking even more like tourists than if they’d gone up and said
‘Sprechen sie Deutsch?!?!?!’ They continued their search of the infamous
‘Mike’In the Vegetubbles aisle!
Mike?
Thats a melon dear...
No, the man you fool!
Nah, not enough hair!
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On to the fish counter...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Past the alcoholic beverages...
I LIKE WINEEEE!!!!!
Iiii leiikkkss viiinnneeeooo
oeee..... Or sumfinnnkk
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Down the ‘Medicines’ Aisle...
Best pick up some of these for Christopher...
DRUGS!!:D
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And yet they still could not find Mike!!
? ?
None of these gorgeous people are Mike!
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To be continued.....