The borest day of my life

One day, I was just bored and thinking to myself: “my friends enjoy their lifes better than me…”

I spent all my pretty time at work, wich is very heavy, I need a good change in my bored life

For my fortune, one day my best friend came to me, I think he is the smartest man in this modern world.

He told me that one man might change his life if he socialize just a little bit more.

Then I shaved my large beard, used my best taylor and used a good perfume.

Then I went to the biggest restaurant on the planet, mmm, what a nice food!

Suddenly, I got surprised because a pretty girl arrived to the restaurant, she was as pretty as an angel.

I invited her to sit on my lonely table, she accepted gently.

I fall in love as fast as a thunder, she was the girl of my dreams

When I married her, she was as a princess…

In our honeymoon, she was just incredible, as thin as a top model

After the wedding, she started to eat all the time, she was as hungry as an

elephant. I was just amazed!!!

She converted into a new girl version, heavy as a stone.

One day, I found myself as fat as the person who I married

with.

I felt a heavy change on my life.

May you Help me please??????...

It might be the end of my life…

For my fortune, I was just dreaming. May be something on my dinner made me have a bad dream this night.

Thanks god, it might be just a signal to change my life and to live as healty as possible.