steven goldfarb pint of science le scandale, 21 may 2014 my life as a proton
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Steven GoldfarbPint of Science
Le Scandale, 21 May 2014
MY LIFE AS A PROTON
Me
My Origins
Family Tree
About My Parents
Childbirth
My Sister and I
Growing Up
I am 13.8 billion years – 0.0001s old
Adolescence
Childhood Ponderings
What am I made of?And what can I become?
10-15 mproton
matter
10-14 mnucleus
10-10 matom
10-9 mmolecule
<10-18 mquark
What is my destiny?
How long will I live?
What are these forces pulling on me?(and why are they so different?)
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0.01
0.00001
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001
It’s hard to be positive all the time!
My First Electron (She was only 400,000 years old!)
Marriage
Alternatives
Where did all my anti-friends go?
Early Career
Becoming A Star (300 million years old)
Caught Up In The Revolution
What’s holding us together?
Dark Matter
Bad Accounting
The Journey to Geneva
Milky Way
Solar System
Earth
Geneva
Dedicating My Life To Science
Uncle Fred, The Higgs Candidate
Candidate…
The Large Hadron Collider at CERN
The ATLAS Experiment
The CMS Experiment
The ALICE Experiment
The LHCb Experiment
Current Ponderings
My Office
Will I ever get out of this bottle?
Will I make it to the LHC?
Will I collide?
What will I become?
Will I be famous?
Probability
Odds of getting out of the bottle 0.5Odds of making it to the LHC 0.1Odds of colliding 0.1Odds of one of my quarks or gluons colliding 10-7
Odds of becoming a Higgs boson 10-9
Odds of being detected 10-3
Chance at fame? 10-22
Is it all worthwhile?
Let’s do the calculation…
Yes!Now, enjoy your pint!