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!' Op t i mi s m is a mani a f or main t ainin g t hatall is well wh en th i n gs a r e go ing badly."

"I 'm a Ph. D., and I 'v ", t.eeo anant ivi vi secti onis t for dbout f i f teenyear s now . By the ...ay , did youknow that ~u rrose -b red dnima ls makebet ter reset rch toO ls than pounda n lNis 1 ~

"As an arllmal- r lght ', ec ttv t s t Ican Ident ify with the f reedom f ighter sof other l i berdt ion movements . . IJust hc,e that so~ of the tacti cs~l oyed by the A. l . r . and other -ene­gade groups aren' t percei ved as athreat by the status quo. ~

~You know what J did today? I told• bunch of pork gun1ers. who chop up'hogs for a liv ing. that rac ing t heirpigs at the "ounty fa ir Is cruel and1nhUlNlne . ~

· Vlola tors of aniMal wel fare lawsare neve" p "os~ru ted because t hese l awsare nevl;r e... rerced, It's a joke! .. .But If legisl a t ion i s passed to s toppound seizure , shel ters could not sellan t~ls to re se ~rch l abora tor ie s becausei t would be i l legal ~

~We have the upper hand and we canbring these ~l t l-.t l lf on dollar con­gl omer..tes to the ir knees ! .. . How1Well. I f enough of us show up on thefrdoor step du.- i ng our lunch hou r t cecrrcv,we can ma~e life extremely uncomfortablefor them. ·

The char acters you have just encountered are notprofes s ; o~a l acto r s , but m@rely figments of the ir ownflugfnatf on ... presented for your conslMntfon .

f or we are about to eMba rk on a journey fnto adllnensf on whfch de f ies the conf ines of logfc or reality .. . . To a carnival of co~ t rad ;c t i ons , where the side showsare the main attraction .. . A place where monty changeseverything, and where everyth ing rema ins the same.

Ch~k your gray matter in at the door . You won 'tbt needing it. A sense of the absurd Is all that'srequi re d, and that wi ll be provi ded for you at thesfg npost up ahead, as we cross over into . ..

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The Continuing Adventures of ."DOROTHY VS . THE BORED SUPERVI SORS"

WHAT MORE DO YOUWANT ?!?!?!

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