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The PoorC h i l d st o b e
The Flying I r i s h m a n ’ sStag do • Dublin • August 2011
Flight Detailshotel aDDressKinlay house
2 -12 lorD eDwarD street,Dublin,irelanD
D2
inbound: Flight Fr2433Depart: luton airportDay : Friday 17th July
Depart : 10:15amarrive : 11.25am
inbound: Flight Fr2433Depart: Dublin airportDay : Monday 20th july
Depart : 17:15amarrive : 1825am
Mr gregory allen beedie of
south
sheddocksley, you're here
because you
think you're on holiday in
Dublin. let me
tell you this now, this ain't no
FuCKin'
holiday. as far as i'm conc
erned, you're a
piece of fucking shit scu
m.
you are fuckin' here to t
rain to be
the man that will take care
of Fiona
for life. you're going to be
the best
because we're going to make you th
e
motherfucking best.
Myself and your chosen boy
s will be
hard on you, you will hate us. t
he more
you hate us, the more yo
u will learn.
but until you learn, you’re
nothing but
faggotty-ass pussy, cryin
’ for Fiona at
night, and dry humpin’ you
r pillows.
you will go home as big, motherf
ockin’
machines of war, eating roc
ks and
sh*ttin’ diamonds. you will go home as
a
real Man. but you still shall not
rule!the unfortunate
best man to allen beedie!
nick g
our
awesome
hotel
i'm in love with youtáim i ngrá leat
a pint of gunniess please
Pionta guinness, le do thoil
i suppose a ride is out of the question?is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?
Fuck upCrab suas
gaelic sayings for when you are plastered!!
ben Palmer aka Van wilder
Palmer sucks donkey dick!
he once said he wanted to kill
the sexiest per-son alive!
but suicide's a crime he says!
bassim baz aka Van wilder
twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the near-est bar
nick gregoryaka Mr squiggles
Do not under-estimate this little fucker! he may be the
smallest but the of most lethal drinker of us
all. he'll outpace, outdrink us all!!
russell Cooke aka Mr squiggles
a real casanova, has a budding romance with
Palmer when he's had a few!
Fegus Cooke aka Dollface
a nice guy, when it is not his
turn to get the rounds in. an artful dodger,
and never admits when he is
wrong. everyone, flick his ears when he is not
watching!
henry McDougal aka Dollface
handle with Care! we all need to watch out his drink intake.
he'll be sure to throw punches into thin air but will hit a few noses i'm
sure. he already apologises if he
does so!
Jimmy aka Cunny Jim
warning!! gives one back
better than what you give. Danger-ous Mofo to be around after a few let alone none! will give you the screw-driver if given the Chance!
tom bastock aka badcock
the young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating
for a while.
the to-Do-list whiCh Must be FulFilleD beFore DeParture to the hoMelanDFailure to fulfil this will result in PunishMents decided
by the weights & measures Committee.
Do the chicken dance
on a table
Down two
pints of
guinness
(names drawn out of a hat on daily basis)1 JuDge • 1 WeightS &
meASureS Committee • 1 Court -mArtiAl Committee
wise up
Down
two
pints of
guinn
ess
go up to 2 random guys and say......
'Phil! bob! i haVent seen u in sooo long!!'
then hug them!
shooting Competition in the wild forest of tibradden wood
(Pine Forest)Complimentary beers
go karting atKylemore industrial
estate
auld triangle
bond
Conways
Flowing tide
Forum bar
Kiely's
life
Murky blues
the bachelor inn
the belvedere
the big tree
the Church Cafe bar
the grand Central
the oval bar
the sackville lounge
welcome inn
o’Connell street pub Crawl
saturdaysaturday
Friday & sunday
always ask
permission
to take a
leak
Dammit!
Drinks are restricted to beer, straight
shots or two-part cocktails.
Drinking commences @ 12 noon saturday
and sunday. Drink @ your own
peril on Monday. Punishments
are decided by the weights and measures Committee.
1) yellow peril - if you get a yellow golf ball in any vessel you are holding, you must down the contents (3 mins max)
2) Drink with the clock - depending which half of the clock the minute hand is in, you must drink with the corresponding hand. 01 to 30 mins - right, 31 to 00 mins - left. (general to pick which half of the hour)
3) thumbmaster - last person to see the thumb on the table must down the drink
4) Pub golf (rules overleaf)
5) trump Cards
6) stags on Parade -
stags on ParaDeat any time during exercises, the groom can call for 'stags on Parades' to inspect his troops. each member is expected to assemble in front of the groom and produce their booklet
and their must-haves.
Failure and/or last person to do so will incur a punishment as decided by the weight & Measures committee, with input from the groom (the groom cannot participate if related to Dares)
Pub golFthis is an exercise to be undertaken by you all. we will play
a nine hole golf course. each 'hole' will be a beverage as agreed beforehand. a couple of holes will have a designated
hazard - either a water hazard or sand hazard.water hazard - you cannot go to the toilet for the duration we’re in the pub playing that hole. sand hazard - you must drink a shot of your choice in addition to the drink you
already have at that hole.the number of times it takes for you to finish your drink
is your score for the hole. scorecard provided.
stags of Dublin - you are expected to bring along your Must-haves! that will identify your participation of this stag Do!
you were told beforehand to bring these items. there's no excuse. these items are as follows:
Failure to produce any of the above items when the groom calls for ’stags on Parade’ will incur a penalty where you must drink 25% of your drink for each item not shown.
The PoorC h i l d s
t o b e
The Flying
I r i s h m an ’ s
Stag do • Dublin • August 2011
booklet
golf tee
iF you lose your PassPort
address: 29 Merrion road ballsbridge
Dublin 4
eMergenCy serViCesin case of emergencies outside office
hours (17.00 - 09.00):in severe emergencies only (eg: the arrest, death or serious injury of a
british national) please ring the embassy switchboard on +353 1 2053700.
iF you lose your Mobile
Van wilder +(44) 7815 890290
Knob Jockey +(44) 7834 979425
etonian +(44) 7980 757620
Dollface +(44) 7779 362477
try not to get yourself too
fucked up & lose your passport or
mobile phones!!
FuuuCCK!!
where's my
passport!!
toy car
Peg
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