SOCK THE TOWN TEAM!! SOCK THE TOWN TEAM!!

1(" lJel) I) 1{UUlnii VOL. VI.

NOISE-FEST TO BE HELD TONITE FOR TOWN GAME Ear-Splitting Rally To Be

Staged On University Campus

What promises to be the biggest rallv of the year thus far will be staged 011 the campus, in front of Hawaii Hall, this evening, starting at 7 :30 o'clock.

The rally will be a Noise Rally, fol­lowing the usual custom of past years. It is expected that the entire studcnt body will turn out in full force to put the Rally over.

Everyone is to bring some nOIse­maker, the noisier the better. There will be no censonship placed on the vol­ume of noise. The students are deter­mined to do their best to stage a big­ger and noisier rally than the mam­moth affai r held last year.

Firecrackers, Chinese jazz band, cym­bals, horns, w hi,stles, rattles, empty tin cans, and every other imaginable noise maker were brought into play last year. Tonight, the students are determined to stage an even greater exhibition of their noise-making prowess.

Recognizing that tomorrow'6 game game will be the hardest fight ever the university students are roused to a high pitch of enthusiasm, supporting the team, and determined to back the team to the limit. A parade through town has been scheduled for noon today, at which time the university students and supporters are to stage an automobile procession through the ci ty. The bat­tle-cry of the morrow's game is on the lips of all: "Sock the Town Team!"

Captain Eddie Fernandez, Coach Ot­to Klum, and President Arthur L. Dean are scheduled to speak at the rally tonight. The Rooters' Club will stage a speci<al stunt, while other or­ganization!'> are also planning some special features.

Students Spend Evening At Home Of Prof. Tower

A delightful evening was spent at the home of Prof. and Mrs. Burt A. Tower, Waikiki, last Saturday, by a group of university students and

friends. An interesting program was enjoyed,

including short talks on New Zealand, Mexico the Philippines, and China; instrum'ental Hawaiian music, the sing­ing of Oriental folk songs, and several stunts. Refreshments were served.

New Zealand Beaches Better That there are much better beaches

in New Zealand than in Hawaii was stated the speaker on New Zealnad. Al­so they don't have as much trouble with their government as the people of Honolulu seem to be having with theirs. Football isn't as rough a game as played here. She (the speaker) was fond of cricket (no, 110t that chirping insect), bridge, tennis, hockey, and the like. What? swimming? Oh, yes, she liked swimming, but not at the beaches as much as in the warm lakes. Yes, she's delighted with the warm Hawaii­an water. Pa wdon ? Scenery? Oh, well, Hawaii has nothing on New Zea­land for scenic beauties. Pawdon? Kangaroos? No, no Kangaroos in New Zealand. Pineapples? Yes. Lots. That is, er, canned ones. The price of eggs? Oh, about fifty cents a dozen the year 'round. Paw don ? Bobbed hair and jazz? Oh, she's had her own hair bobb­ed for six years now. Not so far back of the Americans in that. But, the New Zealanders haven't gone in for the Charleston craze yet. Yet, on the average, they dance and jazz pretty nearly the same as the Americans.

Mexico Has Stable Gov't That Mexico is developing a stable

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The Voice of Hawaii HONOLULU, HAWAII, NOVEMBER 10, 1926.

OUR FIRST GR EEN AND WHITE FOOTBALL TEAM (1909)

Standin~: Meinecke (E), Hendry (C), Lucas (C), Porter ( G), Austin Jones (coach), Tul­loch (G), Dean Keller (G).

Kneeling formation: Capt, Lesjie Clark (FB), Fraser (LH B), De Breteville (RHB), Mar­callino (QB), Farm (LE), J. Kuhns (LT), Hampton (LG), Am ona (C), D. Kuhns (RG), Tracy (RT), Severance (RE).

STORY OF FIGHTING DEANS IS RELATED

By HARRY SHIRAMIZU "Tall oaks from little acorns grow,"

and so did the University of Hawaii football team evolve from a little squad of less than a score players. For a decade, from 1909 to 1919, Hawaii could not even produce an cleven that could beat the high school teams here; but today, what a change! The "Fight­ing Deans" are not only making a gal­lant bid for the football supremacy of the territory, but are vying with the membel's of the Pacific Coast con fer­ence, the champions of the Southern California league, and the leaders of the Rocky Mountain circuit for Ta tion­al honors.

The College of Hawaii came into ex­istence in the spring of 1908, when the first classes were organized and held in temporary buildings on the present site of the Lincoln school. That year there were not enough athletically-in­clined men to compose a basketball quintet, much less a baseball nine, and least a fodtball eleven. But, in the autumn of 1909, seventeen inexperienced but ambitious athletes, including three members of the faculty, banded together and applied fOl' admission to the Inter-_ scholastic Football league, which was granted. Leslie Clark was chosen cap­tain of the team.

Hawaii's First Campaign In the initial debut of her football

career, which took place on October 23, the College of Hawaii scored an im­pressive 6-5 triumph over the McKinley combine, when White of the Black and Gold eleven missed the try-for-point. (In those days a touchdown counted only five points). But in their second ap­pearance on October 30, the Collegians lost to Punahou by the score of 23-0. J tlst at this time Austin Jones was se­cured as coach of the Rah Rah boys.

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Mangeldorf Gives Job to Applied Genetics Class

Dr. Mangeldorf, geneticist at the H. S. P. A. experiment station, has given the job of determining the dominance of color and hairiness 'in D1135 to the class in Applied Genetics, under Dr. Frederick G. Krauss. The normal col­or of D1l35 is maroon, but oftentimes it is green or yellow, thus making it very difficult to distinguish this cane from the other vareties by the color of the stalk alone.

IN REGARD TO SOCKING THE TOWN TEAM AN EDITORIAL

Thursday afterno(ln, at 2 :30, the University football team plays against the Town team for the football championship of the Territory of Hawaii. The title fight will be the first game to be played in the newly erected Honolulu Stadium.

How about winnnig that game? For three years we have won every game which we played. Are we to lose

now, and at such a crucial time? Strong as the Town team ils, ane we to bow to it? Are we to lose the first game to be played in the Stadium, as well as the championship of the islands? We must not. We will not. "The Fighting Deans" shall not be outfought.

We've got to win that game! .Fight? Sure, Hawaii can fight. Th<lJt's our middle name. Sometimes we

go only by our last 111'111C, "Deans", but the fighting spirit's there all the time. Cocky? Absolutely not, sir. Confidence. That's the word. We have confidence in our football team. Vve have confidence in our coaches. We have confidence in the support of the student-body. We have confidenc.e in the fighting spirit of the University. And we have confidence that

We're going to win that game! We know what the price of vic.tory will be. We know it's going to mean

that every member of the football squad has got to give of his very best, and play the hardest game he is capable of playing. 'vVe know that every student of the university has got to attend the game, and lend his wholehcarted moral sup­port to the Green and \Vhite team, cheering them on through thick and thin, from opening whistle to finishing gun. But we're ready to pay that price, and we'r.e dletermined that we're going to

SOCK THE TOWN TEAM!

j------------.--------------~ HENRY TOM CHOSEN AS

UNIVERSITY SPEAKER AT THEATRE FRIDAY

Ehrhom To Speak To Aggies On Termites

Henry Tom, junior, will represent Edward M. Ehrhorn, prominent local the University of Hawaii in a talk entomologist, will speak to the Aggie at the Princess Theatre Friday Club at the c1ub',s regular bi-monthly evening at 8 o'clock on "Why I be- meeting next Monday evening. He will Iieve in the welfare drive". T'om was speak on termites, and the results of selected at a try-out held early this his extensive experiments in the field week, with Mrs. Caroline Fish Haw- of termite-extermination. kins, ·Mrs. Madeline Weisberg, and At a meeting of the Aggie Club on Shinkichi Nishimoto as judges. Monday 1100n, it was decided that a

Richard Kaneko, junior, was given hay-ride should be held, some time in honorable mention by the judges. the near future, for the members of the .-----________ ~_. club. A committee consisting of Hong

McKinley High Class of '25 To Hold Big Reunion Party

Members of the graduating class of 1925, McKinlcy high school, will hold a big reunion mceting, sometime in December. Mcmbers of that class, who are now students at the university, are taking great interest in the coming af­fair. A committee conslstl11g of Frank Low (chairman), Percy Smith, Yoshino Nagai, and Earl C. Nishimura, is working up the University end of the program. A committee is also working at the Normal school.

UNIVERSITY BAND TO PLAY AT

V ARSITY -TOWN GAME ON 11

The Cniversity Band will play at the Gniversity-Town football game at the new Honolulu Stadium tomorrow afternoon. The Band men will be dress­ed in their white uniforms. Several f.eature selections have been selected for the game. The Band will stage a mareh in H formation preceding the

Chan \Vong and J orgen Jorgensen was appointed to supervise the affair. The proposed dance project was dropped.

Miss Sarah Richey Gives Party Honoring Friends

Miss Sarah Richey of Chicken Inn gave a delightful dinner party at her home at Schofield Barracks last Fri­day evening, in honor of Miss Maud McKeever and Miss Dorothy Shriner, who were her guests for the week end. Places were laid for Captain and Mrs. Wm. R. Richey, l\.Iiss Dorothy Shriner, William B. Forse, Miss 1Ilaud lIIcKeever, Bernard F. Luebbermann, M iss Sarah Richey, Ernest O. Lee, Miss :Mary Ger­trude Luebbermann, and Dan McCoy. After the dinner party, 11iss Richey

took her guests to the hop at the Kaala Club.

The field of D113S's, on which the class is at present working, consists of selfed seedlings. D1135 was a seed­ling of DI03, and the latter is thought to be a seedling of the Caledonia Queen cane, which is presumably a strain of White Transparent. The D1l35 cane was imported here from Queensland in 1901 or 1902. -game ..

l\liss 1Ilajorie Babcock. assistant to Prof. S. D. Porteus, who is away for a short time, is busily painting the fur­njture in the psychological clinic :to match the desks.

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RAINBOW TEAM TO BA1 LE FOR CHAMPIONSHIP

Town Team Has Powerful Line-up For Title

Combat

"Sock the Town Team! Sock the Town Team!!" This will be the bat­tIc-cry of the Rainbow warriors when thcy meet Schuman's Townies for the gridiron championship of the islands tomorrow afternoon at the new Hono­lulu Stadium. And, if the Collegians are going to retain the Icague leader­ship 'and uphold the worthy title of the "Fighting Deans," they must not only outfight the city pigskin packers but outscore them.

Just take a look at the results of the past games between the two rivals. The Townies have been the greatest obsta­cle to the championship aspirations of the Deans. On two occasions Schu­man's gladiators held the Varsity to a draw game, and 100s t four cont,ests, elach by a narrow margin, and only lafter 'tag ing a terrific battle. Last year,

when no local team was able to score 011 the university eleven, the Townies turned the trick and penetrated through the Green and White's uncrossed goal line in the last minutes of the struggle.

This year Schuman has organized a team which is reputed to be an even more powerful one than that of the past ·season. And, furthermore, he has secured Charles Cassidy, former star halfback of Cornell university, as coach of the Townies. The Town team's forward wall will be composed of "Spud" Harrison, "Sharky" 'vVright,

ends; Choice, Joe Kam, tackles ; Ha­rold Yap, Muirhead, guards; and Spen­cer, ccnter; while the backfield will be made up of Char, Borges, halfbacks; "Bricky" Cummins, fullback; and Brash, quarterback.

That array of football stars appears to be the most formidable aggregation that the "Fighting Deans" have under­taken to battle on local as well as for­eign gridirons. The Emerald and White color-bearers are going to have the battle of their lives when they stack up against the Cassidy-coached com­bine. Consequer.tly, each and every member of the Rainbow squad is ex­pected to give hi s b~st for thc calise of his alma mater; while the students of

the university are requested to turn out en masse and cheer their gridiron re­presentatives to victory.

The probable starting lineups of the contestants will be as follow:

Pos. Varsity LE-lIcQueen LT-'vVriston

- LG-Towse C-Weight

RG-B. Holt RT-Ainoa RE-W. Holt

LHB-W. Fernandez RHB-E. Fernandez

FB-Kaeo QB-G. Morse

Town v.,'right Choice

Yap Spencer

Muirhead Kam

Harrison Char

Borges Cummins

Brash

Professor Henke Takes Class .On Study Trip To Waianae

Under the leadship of Professor Louis A. Henke, the class in Sugar Cane Production made a trip to the Waianae plantation, on leeward Oahu, last Friday. Very interesting studies

of the problems facing that plantation were madc.

Waianae plantation is capitalized at $600,000. The greatest problems that the plantation has to face include the shortage of water, and the high salt content of what little water is avail­able.

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il(a i£rn n ib1amatt Professor and Mrs. Tower Entertain University Men

1 __ ....;A:...:....---=..P.:.le::;a::......-=f:,:o:.:,r_C.=..:.a:..,:m;::!:p:...;.u:.:s __ D_e_m_o_cr_a_c..:y __ ' for instance: the isolated academic at­mosphere that breeds jealousy and po­litical bickering between departments; the inferior status of learned men in our society; the many subtle and indi­rect influences of wealth and privilege 011 the academic mind. A simple paan­cea for these ills is not in sight. We often tend to over-simplify the obsta­cles to untethered teaching.

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THE PEACE OF PORTSMOUTH By CHARLES EUGENE BANKS In The Peace Pipe, December, 1911

No hoarse voiced drums at Portsmouth beat the roll of fame and pride, No piping fife's cried slaughter above men who died, No bloody banners led the way, by deadly carnage torn, No white-faced mother moaned to see her wounded offspring borne To unmarked grave. In quiet hours at Portsmouth by the sea There was a nobler battle fought as Nations all agree, A greater victory than ere was won through pain and strife, A victory for all the world that cost no si~gle life.

What were the cheers of "Banzai" on Mukden's bloody plain? What were the shoutings for the Czar above ten thousand slain? What Wagram or Thermopylae and glories all of Greece Beside the Portsmouth battle ground where all the ends were peace? There over half the rotund earth Mikado and the Czar Clasped hands in friendship, pledged their faith by Bhuda and The Star. There Krisna came and by his side the lowly Nazarene, And close they stood and calm they stood and nothing came between.

Have we forgotten all so soon the lesson of that hour? Are dicer's oaths less binding than the pledge of place and power? Oh, shame, to think that men will brave their own high sense of right For empty honors, titles, loves that perish in a night! Beat all thy cannons into dust and sow the soil with flowers, Let kindness rule and Peace and Love make holy all thy hours, Hold up thy sword hilt to the sun and kiss the cross thereon, That out of death by his great light may life for all be won.

ARMISTICE DAY November 11, Armistice Day, is proclaimed as a national holiday.

Why? That we may exult over a military victory? That we ma5r cel­ebrate the defeat of our fellow-men, the Germans and Austrians? That we may pay homage to the god of Mars, and exalt the way of the sword? We hope not.

*The American College, by J. E. At Their Home Saturday KIRKPATRICK, Ph. D., New Re'puh-

(Continued from Page 1.) govcrnmcnt was affirmed by the speak­er on Mexico, who traced briefly the history of government in ,Mexico, from the time of the advent of the Spaniard to the prcsent administration. Refer­ring to the religious controversy in Mexico he said that the Mexicans are opposed, not to the Catholic religion (nearly all Mexicans are Catholics), but to the interference in secular affairs by the ecclesiastical system of Rome. The Mexicans want to keep the State and the Church separate.

The Mexicans are an intelligent people, the speaker said. Their educa­tional system is now being rapidly de­veloped, and the people are becoming more and more literate. The Mexican government has passed through severe ordeals which changed the frame of government scveral times, but through it all there has been steady progress.

Pagdilao On Philippines J ustino Pagdilao' 30, in speaking on

the Philippines, explained that there are two parties 111 the Philippines on the issue of independence. The Nation­alists dcmand immediate independence. The Dcmocrats dcsire ultimatc but not immediate independence. There are four universities in Manila, the capital city, including the University of the Philippines, the University of Manila, and two private universities.

Pagdilao sang a typical Filipino serenade, after which he explained the mcthods of courting used by Fil ipino gallants.

Fine Talk On China Shih Po '28, presented a rcmarkable

resumc of the principal events in the long history of China in a short, terse talk. According to him the Chinese philosophy has ever evaluated a man in terms of his ability as a producer of worth while things. Hc told graphi­cally how Buddhism came to China, and flourished, and then declined. And how the Catholics first went to China, and flourishcd, and then declined. The decline always came when the men ceased to be producers. And now Protestant Christians arrive on the scene. Behind the missionaries what do we see? Inevitably, the gun-boat!

lie, Inc., $1). "Most of our so-called cducation is

not education but simply training in hoary and time-hallowcd habits of thought. Independent judgment is not aimed at as much as conformity to ac­cepted patterns. Freshmen who thrill at immanent voyages in strange seas of thought alone would be disturbed at the elaborate academic precautions to pilot them safely into the proper and recognized harbors." These reflections, so platitudinous to the sophisticated, are extremely perti nent to most of the four hundred odd colleges opening their doors these days.

N arrow Orthodoxies Unfortunately American education

has always been malleable to narrow extra-college groups seeking to indoc­trinate the future leaders of society with their pet orthodoxies. In colonial America. when the clergy were all­powerful, theoretical knowledge was organized, as Veblen has said, "for the Glory of God and Good of Man." La­ter, 1n Revolutionary days, there ap­peared a native aristocracy, self-styled the "rich and well-born." The colleges were monopolized by this class which dictated educational policy. With the succcssive sweeps of J cffersonian and ] acksonian democracy the college-bred aristocracy lost its hold on political in· ' stitutions. And finally when the bus­iness man bccomes ascendent in the so­cial milieu we begin to see a new trend in educational control. Now the com­plaint is voiced that education is being warped Rotarian-wise.

Kirkpatrick's Book Best The latest book to dwell on these

mournful aspects of our educational system* is in many respects the best. It avoids both the irritating stylistic obscurity of Veblen's Higher Learning in America and the doctrinaire colora­tion that mars Upton Sinclair's other­wise excellent book. The Goose Step. Sane and readable throughout, it pre­sents a strong case against the college rule of absentee trustees, enforced by despotic and over-worked executives. Unlike most educational critics who focus on the present Dr. Kirkpatrick is curious to find out, as many of us are, On Armistice Day let us celebrate the end of the terrible 'World

War, rather than the military triumph of our troops. Let us celebrate the fact that November 11, 1918 marked the cessation of the ruthless slaughter of precious human lives in the mad butchery of war. Al- +1 BON E S I· though the Armistice has belied the prophecy of our war-time leaders, +, ______ . ________ 1 ....

how we got that way. So he traces the mechanism of college goverpment from the beginning when, with few excep­tions, governing groups of clergymen dictated policy, treating professors as

in failing to bring the universal peace that was predicted, at least we .... can rejoice in the fact that the barbarous massacre of human life was

By JULIA JOH:\'SON DAVIS (In the Christian Century)

.... mere hirelings, to the present day when college presidents enforce the orders of the "man in the skyscraper." "Our checked by the Armistice. Let us celebrate that.

On Armistice Day let us pause to honor those who died in battle. Let us honor the memory of all the dead, including those who died fighting against us. Both sides in the war believed that they were fighting for an honorable cause. Those who lost their lives gave what they considered to be the last full measure of devotion to their cause. VVe, the editor, cannot go to war under any circumstance. \Ve cannot butcher others in order that we may live. \Ve would rather shed our own blood than spill another's. \Ve believe that the taking of another's life is always wrong, in the sight of our loving Father, God. However, that does not preclude us from paying tribute to the men who felt that they were doing their duty to God by going to war for their cause. They sincerely believed that they were fighting in a just war, whatever that is. And we recognize and pay homage to their sincerity and their fidelity to their convictions.

Let us bow our heads also in memory of the countless deau who never bore anns; the untold numbers of innocent men, women and children whose precious lives were crushed out in the mad rampage of the war machine. Precious lives, all of them, in the boundless Love of God. This flood of innocent blood ............ what a terrible indictment of the war-system and the people who sanction and maintain such a system! \Ye must bow our heads in sorrow and shame. Let us re­solve that we will do our utmost to prevent another world war. ,\Ve owe this pledge to the silent dead that lie in countless graves, row 011

row. Ethically, war is never justifiable. It is always wrong in its methods,

as a means towards an end, whatever that end may be. ,\Yar, like in­dividual homicide, is by its very nature a crime against God and man. Not only is war always \,\Tong from the ethical viewpoint, but common­sense tells us that war is never the best means to attain an end. l\.Iore­over, war too often does not accomplish its purpose, but results only in incalculable destruction. There is everything to lose, and nothing to gain by war. Furthermore, we know very weU that another \vorId war would be calamitous to ci\·ilization. Then why are we so languid, so listless in wrestling with the war-system? Vve see all about u:> the distressing spectacle of nations bristling with amlaments. Armaments that are maintained because of unreasoning fears and hatreds, one peo­ple towards another. On Armistice Day, let us pledge ourselves to do our utmost towards bringing the peoples of the earth to a friendlier un­derstanding of one another.

On Armistice Day let us kneel in prayer to our loving God, asking Him for a greater measure of love in our hearts towards our fellow­men. Let us ask God to give us the moral strength and courage to

Nigger, tlt'ow awa:y df!m bones! Bones, bOlles, bones, bOlles,

De debbil once say "I needs a game Fo' ter pass de time away,"

An' he got him de bones of a po' black man

Dat come ter Hell dat day. He cut 'em off straight, an' he trim

'em off smooth, An' dey look like li'l squar' stones,

An' he mark 'em wid soot an' den he say,

"Now I gwi' roll some bones I"

D.:! debbil sa)' tel' 1·011 dem bOlles' Roll dem bOlles, roll dem bOlles,

Xow Li'l Joe an' Big Dick down in Hell Is de debbil two right han' men,

An' nigger, w'en yuh calls on eider of dese

You's callin' on de debbil's frien'. Snake-Eyes wuz de one dat talk ter Eve,

Don' you 'member po' Adam's moans,

011, think what de bulge in yo' pockets means,

An' nigger, th'ow away dem bones!

Xigg.:!r, th'ow awa:y dem bOIll's' BOlle'S, bOlles, bOlle'S, bOIll'S,

Oh nigger, I see yotl on yo' knees, But you ain' kneeling down ter pray,

"De baby needs new shoes, come on, bones !"

Dat's whut I heahs yuh say. "Bring home de bacon," yuh hollers an'

shouts,

But brudder, I sets an' groans, Fo' you'll be de hacon fryin' in de pan,

An' de debhil he will roll yo' bones! De debbil hI! will roll )'0' bones! BOIJ.CS, bOlle'S. bOlles, bOlles.

L traditional system of academic organi­zation," he says, " has invited the shift­ing of the directing power from 'Main Street to Wall Street' and from Wall Street to the private office of a direct­or of the House of Morgan. The shift­ing process is well nigh completed. The consequences we are now beginning to recognize." Dr. Kirkpatrick looks hopefully for the coming democracy on the campus through student revolts and the advent of democratically minded scholar-presidents like Glenn Frank of \Visconsin; also through the few cx­perimental colleges such as Antioch Brooh'wood and Commonwealth. T~ some degree these ventures em body Dr. Kirkpatrick's ideal educational sys­tem.

The Ideal Thi s ideal is a president shorn of

his monarchical power. Instead of tak­ing orders from absentee trustees the erstwhile captain of erudition would enforce the will of the faculty and stu­dents. Dr. Meiklejohn has character­ized such an institution as a guild of teachers and apprentices "responsible" only to truth.

How To Reach It '''Ie cannot hope, of course, to reach

Utopia merely hy letting the profcssors run our colleges. As Dr. Kirkpatrick warns us in his introduction we have just made a beginning of this study of education, despite the gallons of print­ers ink spilled daily in discussing it. Perhaps a sociological study of the same ground covered by Dr. Kirkpat­rick will show that professorial auto­nomy. desirable though it is, is not enough to bring on fearless teaching and diligent learning. Other potent pressures besides that of Wall Stn~et

m:l.ke for the emasculation of teaching:.

stand with the Prince of Peace, whatever the consequences. Let us reconsecrate ourselves to the great task of bringing a lasting peace among men. Peace through the love, and not the slaughter, of one's fellow men.

Kirkpatrick Criticized When Dr. Kirkpatrick's book ap­

peared on his campus the authorities proceeded to supply additional proof of his contentions. After students and professors had left for the summer the Board of Trustees of Olivet College informed him of their resolution that his services were no longer required "not because of any inefficiency on your part as a class room teacher but be­cause your views of college adminis­tration, which views you bave always been free to express and advocate, are not in harmony with the views of the Board of Trustees and of substantial friends of Olivet not on the board who are giving financial support to Olivet College." The action was taken "in agreement with the understanding with Dr. Kirkpatrick made a year ago." Dr. Kirkpatrick denies the existence of the understanding. He chargcs the trust­ees with acting secretly when they had given the faculty "every reason to be­licve that no dismissals would be made without giving the persons who so de­sired a hearing before the faculty." The Olivet College Echo, a student publi­cation, expressed "deep regret"' at the dismissal, and sympathetic students and professors propose to challenge the Trustees' action.

-The New Student, 9-29-26.

A GARDEN ROMANCE I

Potatoes turned his eycs away; Miss Cabbage shook her head:

Pop corn picked up his funny ears And was quite shocked, hc said.

II Sweet onion grew most peppery:

Miss Carrot's cheeks were pink; As over in the garden, I

Overhcard-What do you think III

A strong young beet remarked "Y ou'lI pardon me I hope.

But I've JUSt been wondering 1£ we cantaloupe?"

to ber,

-Exchange.

Dydjaheer about tha girl who was so dumb that she thought a tong war was a fight between a couple of ice men?

Jones: "Sorry, old man, that my ben got loose and scratched up your gard­en."

Smith: "That's all right. )'Iy dog ate your hen."

Jones: Fine 1 I just ran oyer your dog and killed him."

Freddy: "Ma, didn't the missionary say that the savages didn't 'wear any clothes ?"

Mother : "Yes, my boy." Freddy: "Then why did papa put a

collar button in the missionary box?"

He: "Did you ever see a catfish?" She: "Certainly." He: "How did he hold the pole ?"

He: "Ouch, I bumped my crazy bone." She: «\Vell, comb your hair straight

and it won't show."

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Sam: "What do these symbols K. K.; K. mean?"

Scrub: "A three-Ictter man from I{ansas."

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History Of Fighting Deans Is Narrated

(Continued from Page 1) On November 10, the Collegians met

and again defeated McKinley, this time by the count of 10-0. However, on the followiug Saturday, the Green and White warriors were defeated for the second time by Punahou, the result be­ing 11-0. Thus did the pigskin pioneers of the University of Hawaii finish their first football campaign-two victories and two defeats.

The members of the orginal Varsity were as follows: Farm, Meinecke Severance, ends; J Kuhns, Tracy: Blanchard, tackles; Hampton, D. Kuhns, Dean Keller, Porter, Tulloch, guards ; Lucas, Hendry, Amona, cent­ter s ; Fraser, De Breteville halfbacks' Capt. Leslie Clark, fullback; and Mar~ calli no, quarterback.

No Nicknames W e had no appelations then. A col­

lege football team is to a large extent charlacterized by its nickname like the Yale "Bull-dogs," the Princeton "Tig­ers," the California "Bears," the Wash­ington "Huskies," the Southern Calfior­nia "Trojans," and Centre's "Praying Colonels." However, the College was even then showing the spirit which was to be later immortalized. Today, the members of the University of Hawaii football team are known and respected throughout the nation as the "Fighting Deans."

The second year found the College of Hawaii eleven improving rapidly. The Collegians defeated McKinley on three occasions; 16-0 on October 29, 24-0 on November 5, and 36-0 on Nov­ember 12. In the second Hawaii-Mc­Kinley clash, Howard Case played center while Bill Rosa called signals for the Micks. "Bill" Rawlins, pre­sel1~ Judge of the Federal Court, re­fereed this game.

On November 19, 1910, Hawaii scored her first victory over Punahou 3-2, when Bill Rice kicked a field goal from the IS-yard line in the latter part of the second quarter. This was the only Ha­waii's triumph over the Buff and Blue squad that year, for in the next two en­counters, Punaholl beat the Collegians 9-0 and 5-0 respectively.

In 1911, Hawaii conquered McKinley 21-0 on October 28, and 6-3 on ~ove111-ber 19; but she lost to Punahou 17-0 011

Kovember 11. The Collegians played a defensive game aga inst Punahou. Schuman, organizer of the Town Team, was quarterback for the Oahuans. He tossed two successful passes to Will

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IIitchcock, one for a gain of twenty reins of the Pilipili eleven. yards and the other for thirty yards.

Exclusion From League • \ fter the 1911 season, Hawaii did not

play until 1915, having been excluded from the Interscholastic League. In the meantime, beginning with the faU of 1912 the College occupied the new per­manent building in Manoa Valley, where about ninety acres had been set aside bv the Territory for use of the College. .

On October 3. 1914, the students of the College of Hawaii sent a memorial to the rules committee of the Interscho­lastic Football League seeking re-ad­mission as a member of the high school conference. The Pilipili lads were de­nied permission to enter the league but in the following year they were all~wed to participate in exhibition games with

Doctor Dean Formation The first game of the schedule

against Punahou took place on October 14, which ended in a tie at l2-all. One

the prep school teams.

week later. Hawaii vanquished McKinley 14-0. On October 27, the Rah Rah boys beat Mills 38-6. This was the first time in the history of ~Iills school that olle of her favorite sons crossed the Green and \Vhite goal line for a touchdown. It was also the first contest ever to be held at Cooke field. The Collcgians then lost to Kam School 10-0 on Noyember 4. but came back and evened up the score by trouncing the Kalihi \Varriors 9-6 two weeks later. III her last game, Ha­waii succumbcd to the National Guards by the narrow margin of 7-6. The Doctor Dean formation was employed in this game.

Acquire Cooke Field Six months before the opening of the First Football Casualty

1915 football season, ]. P. Cooke, main- In 1917, Mr. 'Wentzel and Professor ly through the efforts of 1\lr5. C. E. Crawf'ord arrived 21t Ithe College of Ashford, donated the necessary funds Hawaii to direct the destinies of the Rah to pro\'ide for an athletic field and track Rah lads. Hawaii won every game with at the College of Hawaii. This was a the exception of the first tilt against splendid presentation, for before tbe ac- PUllahou which ended in a scoreless quisition of Cooke Field, practices were tie. This year saw the College beat held out on the lawn in front of the Kam School twice, 7-6 and 12-0; l\Ic­present Hawaii hall. Kinley once, 48-0; and Punahou Ollce,

\Vith the approach of the 1915 camp- 21-0. It was in the last game of the aign, Dr. John C. Peden, ex-Pennsyl- season with Kamehameha that a most vania star, was secured as coach of the I unfortunate ac~ident occurred. I\Iaru­team. He was assisted by Doctor Dunn, ichi Knwamoto, the first Japanese foot­a former quarterback of the same Quak- ball player, accidentally collided with one er institution. Stafford Austin and A. of his teammates while attempting to Hicks were chosen as captain and man- intercept a pass during the dying mo­ager of the eleven respectively. ments of the conest ami suffered a fatal

The Collegians started the season 011 injury to his neck. October 9, by losing to Kamehameha The 1918 football season was a con­School 7-0. They then settled clown and structive one, which laid the founda­won all of their remaining games. The tion for the championship team of the Rah Rah hoys subdued 1\IcKinley 17-0 following year. This being the year in on October 16, barely beat Punahou 15- which the United States participated in 13 on October 23, overwhelmed Mills the late World War on th~ side of the 50-0 on November 6, got their revenge Allies, the Collegians were called the and defeated Ka111 School 20-16 on S. A. T. C. eleven. lotwithstanding November 17, and crushed McKinley the fact that the S. A . T. C. were de-17-0 in the first game of a doublehead- feated in a bloody battle wih Fort Shaft­ed staged on November 20. er, the student soldiers went out and

Nineteen hundred and sixteen was a beat Punahou twice, the Aero SLjuad­fairly successfu l year for Hawaii. For ron tw ice, and the Signal Corps once. about a month the Collegians did not In the last-mentioned contest the Col­have any regular coaches, "Scotty" Schu- legians were outweighed from fifteen man and "Skinner" Davis serv ing as to twenty pounds to the man. temporary mentors. But on October Dawn of a New Era 25, Lieutenant Britton of 'Fort Shafter A new era in the football history of and a former star halfback of West the College of Hawaii was opened in Point came to Hawaii to handle the the autumn of 1919. Prof. David L.

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cessive time elected to pilot the Pili­pili warriors.

That year saw the Collegians enter the senior league and capture their f irst territorial gridi ron championship. They accomplished this remarkable feat by playing the Outrigger combine to a draw at 6-all on Tovembcr 1, by over­whelming the same eleven 27-7 a week later, by beating Schofield 10-6 on Xo­retained as head mentor of the team. "Dusky" Brash was for the third suc­Crawford, who was ably assisted by Bill Crawford and "BaIlty" Given, was vember IS, by annihilating Luke Field 68-0 a fortnight later, and socking the Town team in the championship game 27-22 on December 6. [ncidentally, the Hawaii-Town team clash of the latter date was the inauguration of the annual classic between the two worthy contest­ants.

By a grant of charter from the terri­torial legislature of 1919, the College of Hawaii became the University of Ha­waii in 1920. "Rowdy" Elliott was selected as director of the team. J n his first year he produced an clevcn that tied with the Outrigger Club for first place ill the senior league. TT owever, Hawaii was awarded the popular deci­sion as champions of the archipelago by virtue of their gridiron leadership of the previous year.

In preliminary games, the Varsity submerged the Pearl Harbor crew 19-0. crushed Luke Field 47-0, and tl'Oul1ced Schofield 41 -0. Tn regular league games, Hawaii defeated Palama 7-0, lost to thc Surf riders 3-0, and triumphed over Waikiki 23-14 by dint of a great come­back in the second half of tl~ strug­gle.

Intercollegiate Game Introduced This year saw the inception of inter­

collegiate football in the islands. On Christmas Day the Un iversity of Ha­waii team and the Nevada contigent battled in one of the most spectacular and hard-fought games ever staged on Alexander Field. Hawaii lost by the score of 14-0, but all who witnesed the game were proud of the showing of the local champions.

The outcome of the Christmas classic was so encouraging that Hawaii deter­mined to enter intercollegiate football thereafter. This decision was enhanced hy the appointment of Otto K lum as head coach of the Varsity eleven, and Y. C. Leebrick and "Rowdy" Elliott as assistants.

Thus the 1921 campaign opened with great promise. But the Navy put up a football unit that was without doubt the best combinat ion yet produced in

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the islands up to that time. In that year Hawaii massacred the National Guards 29-7, defeated Palama 13-6, beat Town team 6-0, played with the Marines to a scoreless draw, tied with the Out­rigger Club at 6-all, but lost to the Ho­nolulu Athletics and the Navy by the scores of 7-6 and 37-0 respectively.

Then on December 26, 1921, the Uni­versity of Hawaii met Oregon at Alex­ander Field. The Webfooters proved to be most powerfu l aggregation of foot­ball players that ever graced a local gridiron by winning over Hawaii 47-0. But still Hawaii was not discouraged nor disheartened. Instead, she buckled down and prepared herself for the fol­lowing year's campaign.

Nickname of the "Fighting Deans" The football season of 1922 arrived,

with Coach Otto Klum and his assist­ants, Paul Kelly, determined to pro­duce a fighting eleven. In the prelimi-

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(Continued from Page 3) nary games, the Deans (110t yet the "Fighting Deans") conquered the 13th Field Artillery 20-0 and bombarded Fort Rug-er 88-0. It was in one of these pre­season contests that the football ability of Jim Cruickshank was discovered by Coach Klum. In their regular games, the Collegians overwhelmed the ;-":ational Guards 40-0, crushed Palama 27-6, bat­tled to a 6-6 tie with the Town team, but again lost to the Kavy. this time by the small margin of 13-10. However, the Emerald and White gridiron gladi­ators displayed so much fighting spirit in their battle against the Kavy that they earned the worthy appelation of the "Fighting Deans." Henceforth, the University of Hawaii eleven was to be known and feared by this merited nick­name.

Finally, on the 26th of December, 1922, for the first time in the history of lIawaii, a mainland team was de­feated. And the "Fighting Deans" of Rainbow Valley accomplished this tln­parelled feat by scoring a 25-6 triumph over the Pomona Sagehens, champions of the Southern California conference.

Throughout the season, William Wise was the outstanding star, and it was this vear that he won the title of "the greatest defensive back of all times." It was also in 1922 that the punting of J. Morse, the tackling of L. Collins, the receiving of "Duke" Thompson, and the stellar playing of Jim Cruickshank were being commended in local football cir­cles.

"Four Horsemen" Appears Then, during the session of 1923, col­

legiate football assumed the ranking place in Hawaii. The "Fighting Deans" not only won the local championship for the first time since 1920, but crowned the climax of a successful season by de­feating the Oregon Aggies. member of the Pacific Coast conference, in'a post season game on New Year's Day 7-0. Otto Klull1 and Carter Galt coached this combination which was the pre­decessor of the later "wonder" teams. This year also marked the initial appear­ance of the "Four Horsemen of the Pacific"-William Wise, Eddie Fernan­dez, John D. Morse, and Theodore Searle.

In the pre-season games, the Rain­bow warriors annihilated the Coast De­fense 83-0 and beat the Town team 14-0. In 'the official league game,lla­waii defeated the Army 27-7, licked the ~ational Guard 10-0; but wa~ held to two draws contests, one by the Navy at 19-all, and the other by the Townies at 6-all. \

The first invasion to the mainland by the island champions resulted in a de­feat. The Deans lost to Pomona Col­lege 7-0 in a return match on Thanks­giving Day at the Tournament of Roses Bowl in Pasadena. However, the "Fighting Deans" took the defeat cheer­fully and resolved to make a better show­ing when they again meet a mainland eleyen on a foreign field.

Deans Again Champions Nineteen hundred and twenty-four

was another successful season for the Rainbow warriors. For the second con­secutive year the "Fighting Deans" cap­tured the gridiron championship of the territory. Furthermore, the Emerald and White color-bearers vanquished the

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In establishing a clean slate of yict­aries, the "Fighting Deans," also, defeilt­ed the 13th Field Artillery 41-0 and the Town team 21-6 in pl'eliminary contests ; champions of the Rocky nlountain con­ference, by the score of 13-0. Incident­ally, William Wise of the Rainbow war­riors was the first to crash through the Occidental Tigers, leaders of the South· ern California ci rcuit, 18-3, and then humbled the invaders from Colorado, and beat the Army 37-0, the Navy 16-3, Town team 19-0, and Healani 20-0 in the regular season games.

Nation Recognizes Deans Again, last year the Varsity eleven

completed its tough schedule without defeat, and thereby not only attained the gridiron llpre1l1acy of the territory for the third successive season, but won the merited recognition of the whole na­tion, when two of her stalwart sons, 'William Wise and Jim Cruickshank. were listed among the leading players of the country for the 1925 season.

The Deans started their local camp­aign by defeating the 11th Field Art­illery 68-0, in the first half, and by subduing the 27th Infantry 20-0 in the iast two quarters of the only prelimina­ry game of the season. Then the Varsity pigskin packers continued their winning I

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Scene-Police Court. Policeman enters with thrc(, lIniycrsity students, dishevel-ed and ycry grim.

Policeman: "Morning judge!" Magistrate: "What are the charges ?" Policeman: "Disordcrly conduct. your h011or. They may be drunk, but I

think they're insane." 'Magistrate (to first student) : "What have you to say for yourself?" Policeman (scratching his head): "He says, 'We're idea, that we eat and

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tics in that we have extension, solidity, motion, and figure; and the secondary qualities in thoat we have color, odor, and temperature. These qualities are ideas existing only in the mind, therefore we arc merely ideas or a collection of-(in­terrupted hy second student)

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cel1." - Curtain -

-Contributed by FRAU JOEST, streak by cap~ring all ~ ilieir m~or _~~~~~~~~~~_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __ ~~~~ engagements. They smothered the Na­tional Guards 86-0, crushed 1 Tealani 74-0. beat Palama 42-0, swept the lavy 43-0, and trounced Schuman Townies 14-'6.

Kat satisfied with local laurels, the gridiron' monarchs of the Pacific in­vaded the Pacific Coast and defeated the Occidental Tigers, two-times champ­ions of the Southern California con­ference,13-0 in a spectacular battle staged on Turkey Day at he Los Angeles Coli­seum. The champions of Hawaii earned further honors when the sport scribes of Southern California and officials of the contest acclaimed the "Fighting Deans" the cleanest group of sportsmen that ever stepped on the turf of the Coliseum.

Exit the "Fonr Horsemen" Returning from a triumphant tour of

the mainland. the Rainbow warriors buried the Colorado Aggies, monarchs of the Rocky Mountain circuit, under a score of 41-0. And, on New Year's Day 1926, the "Fighting Deans" capped the climax of a success fu l season by wal­loping the Washington State Cougars, conquerors of the "Thundering Herel" of the University of Southern Califor­nia to the tune of 20-11. It was on this da;, also, that the "Four Horsemen of the Pacific" closed their blazing and glorious career. The members of the famous qual'te~ have now disbanded, but their exploits on local as well as foreign gridirons is still fresh in the memory of every football lover.

Thus did the "Fighting Deans" of the n10st western universit'y in the United States rise from a humble beginning, till today, they are challenging the main­land college elevens for national gricli­ron supremacy.

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