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MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO ( Physically knackered, mentally deficient )

UTTERLY MISMANAGED BY:

BRB FRB Run

HASH TRASH Motto: Truth is optional

MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE PHONE

Grand Master Bob “BoBo” Thomas 09 253 852 387

Joint-Master Aruna “Ain’t Ze Bush” Gunawardena 09 261 997 108

Joint-Mattress Susanne “Comatose” van Lieshout 09 250 224 076

RA Danny “Premature Ejaculation” McCamlie 09 972 568 077

Hash Web Nerd Adrienne “Virginal Discharge” Grove 09 263 665 114

Hash Cash Nick “Little Boy” Edwards 09 454 125 136

Hash Moosic Nicholas “Dirty Choirboy” Ramsden 09 254 280 361

Hash Horn Vacant

Hash Sniff Brooks Tait

Hash Flash Elena “Sister Belinda” Meteleva 09 425 016 893

Hash Piss Midgie “Raza Gaha Hasha” Ye Aung 09 503 6637

Hash Piss’ Wench Thida “Cat Walker” Tin Lwin-Jones

Hasherdabberer José “Broobs” Vahl 09 250 233 896

Trail Master Ohn Tin “Gigolo Joe” Oo 09 540 7598

“Strictly Distribution to Members Only”

MEMBERS PARTICIPATE ENTIRELY AT THEIR OWN MENTAL, PHYSICAL AND ANY OTHER RISK.

YH3 meets at 14:45 every Saturday at main entrance to Yangon University on University Avenue, near Hledan Junction, and leaves for the run site at 15:00 prompt.

HASH FEES: Expat: 5000 Kyat Expat Horrors (Under 13): 2500 Kyat Nationals: 4000 Kyat National Horrors (Under 13): 2000 Kyat

RECEDING HARELINE:

Date: 28 October ‘17 Run No. 1551

Circle

RUN NO. DATE WHAT IS IT ABOUT? HARE / CO-HARE:

1551 28 Oct '17 A Very Scary Hash Clifford the Big Red Cock & Freedom Fries

1552 4 Nov '17 An Odyssey by Beer Truck Raza Gaha Hasha

1553 11 Nov '17 The Nigerian

1554 18 Nov '17 Hannah's Hot Hash Hannah Zitner

1555 25 Nov '17 Not the St. George’s Day Red Dress Run Smokeback Mountain, Dirty Choir Boy, RB and PE

1556 2 Dec '17 Africa comes to Asia Hash The Nigerian, Nola Wedeen and Andrew Eastman

1557 9 Dec '17 Volunteer

1558 16 Dec '17 Father Christmas Run Ain’t Ze Bush and Comatose

YH3 HASH TRASH Run No. 1551 Date: 28

th October 2017 of 6

All the lies fit to print. Members read at your own risk!!

ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON

Up to two Hares run for free

For each Hash, up to two Hares/Rabbits will be allowed to run/walk for free. This is meant

to encourage Hashers to volunteer to set Hashes and is recognition of the amount of work

involved.

Tales from the Trail

Hash Re-Run No. 1551 (A Very Scary Run)

Hares: Clifford the Big Red Cock & Freedom Fries Rabbits: Vomiteer & Bashful Bladder

Venue: under railway overpass, Lay Daungkan Road, Tarmwe Township

Runners: 51

Weather: Hot and sunny! (Haven’t been able to say that for quite a while.)

Time/Distance: 1 h 23 min / 8.6 km incorporating two full Beer Stops and two mini Beer

Stops/Trick or Treat stations.

According to On Sec, Virginal Discharge, this run involved a very scary graveyard and a

very scary high and narrow bridge. It also involved two beer stops plus two stops for trick

or treats (aka bonus beverages on the run).

Smokeback Mountain’s recall of events was scarily similar (pun intended) - believe it or

not, notes were not swapped. He said, “Highlight from the run was that it was a very scary

run with yours truly running the Circle in his red dress to advertise the upcoming Red

Dress Run. On the run itself, it was an excellent trail with a special graveyard visit,

followed by Hashers having to traverse a horrible shitty bridge, which myself and one of

the hares plus a few others had to strafe across it on their arses. This was then followed

by visiting and climbing up one of Yangon’s biggest and stinkiest and insect-ridden rubbish

heaps including a rickety wooden ladder dn. The hares then tried to win the "cute" vote by

taking us all past a huge collection of puppies, leaving one or two hashers teary eyed. There

were two beer stops and two surprise shots/wine stops.

The true success of the hares endeavours can be viewed as me managing to trick bb

Bashful Bladder to go down the wrong trail on the final leg of the trail, demonstrating

clearly how little attention he paid when his wife (Freedom Fries), Vomiteer and Clifford

the big red cock were setting the trail in the morning and moreover a car full of the Jimi

Hendick’s family and Comatose turning up late for the circle after getting lost. (Gigalo Joe

also warrants a mention for professional running by running past the second beer stop).”

The finish was at the Sport Bar at the Mya Yeik Nyo Hotel.

The Circle

Charges were made, penances were distributed accordingly and, as noted by On-Sec

Virginal Discharge, the sinners dutifully accepted their punishment as follows:





The Hares were honoured, as always

Virgins were publicly deflowered: Ash Kies, Paul Joicey, Maryam Shater and Terry.

(However nobody named Terry signed in and the other Virgins who took part were

seemingly too bashful to be recognised: Karen Enns and Kate Joicey.)

Visitors Robert Woodman and Tail Ring were recognised in the appropriate fashion.

Robert Woodman sadly failed to sign-in and presumably assumed that the YH3 was a

philanthropic organisation that distributes free alcohol to those with a craving on a

Saturday afternoon.

The Returnees who were noted were: Jimi Hendicks, Vomiteer, Bashful Bladder,

Freedom Fries, Clifford the big red cock, Weedwanker, Leprecunt, Premature

Ejaculation, Enrico, Six Dirty Tongues, The Tracey Family and Sticky Fingers.

It was the last run for Sticky Fingers who commenced Hashing with the YH3 on 21

Feb 15 but only managed a measly 37 runs (less than a 10% hit rate) but in her

defence, she did live in Mandalay for quite a while.

Weedwanker and Enrico were awarded Down Downs as the FRBs of note.

Bashful Bladder was charged with getting lost on his own trail.

Cock In Cock Out and Oral Titillation were given a hair of the dog for being

Oktoberfest survivors on both nights.

The approximate route of Run 1551 (As recorded by El Puerco)

[Scale: 1:20,000 or 5 cm 1 km]





The Nigerian was charged for failing to sing to the requisite RA standard.

Comatose, Jimi Hendicks and family were given a soothing ale after getting lost and

showing up in a cab.

Then (according to Virginal Discharge) things got silly again. Whether this comment

refers to her inability to function as a scribe due to her excessive intake of alcohol or

whether it was alluding to the total loss of control of the presiding RA/GM is not known.

From this point onward, you will have to use your imagination!

The On On On

Post-run celebrations continued at the Sport Bar at the Mya Yeik Nyo Hotel.

Future Regional Hash Events:

Mekong Indochina Hash XIX Vientiane, Laos 3 to 5 Nov 2017 Interhash 2018 Nadi, Fiji 25 to 27 May 2018 80th Birthday of Mother Hash Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 14 to 16 Sep 2018

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Hash Humour MEANWHILE ACROSS THE POND

The Trash received a letter recently from an Edmonton Hasher whose great grandfather was a native American. The first time he tried tea, he drank cup after cup, jug after jug. That night, he drowned in his tea pee.

MARIJUANA AND MARRIAGE

For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and also legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned".

Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before

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