shakespeare from text to film: r+j comic
DESCRIPTION
A short adaptation of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. With its context based in Singapore, and some voiceovers during the actual presentation. Some background images were borrowed from various distinguished artists from deviantart.comTRANSCRIPT
at the capulets mansion somewhere along sixth avenue
my friends, a great night of
fun! no one goes home till they're dead drunk!
i've booked 50 taxis to
get you home on your
wobbly legs
wah some hell of a party eh
benvolio. THe capulets sure know
how to throw a
party
wah so many people
ha! you two have fun...
i'll be around here
woohoo! so many
hot babes man
she's so beautiful
omg, my heart.. it
goes weak at
the sight of her
i think i love her
oh lovely lady, you are like a
goddess to me
you are my religion and i am
your devotee
don't talk so cheem, my simple
brain cannot take
it
hi i just wanna say you are so hot and you turn me on
you too... you are the
most yandao in the party
do you wanna go
somewhere
no... but..
uncle i think i saw romeo just now... let me get rid
of him
relax... forget about
romeo. don't spoil the party
for goodness
sake
besides, i think he is a
goodly gentlemen
i wanna KILL HIM!
back off that idea before i
lock you in the
basement
tybalt takes his leave
shit the kiss so
shiok, why must stop
now?
man... bye darling
crap!
JULIEEEEET!
in case you didn't know,
you just made out
with juliet capulet
nurse could you find out
for me who was that
young man just now?
he was someone
you should not have kissed...
he is romeo montague...
find someone else my
dearwah lan eh...
why i so suay juliet vows that she will
die unwed if she does not
Oh romeo...
after the party... oh romeo... why must you be a
montague
Should i kaypoh more,
or talk now?
Haiii.... What's a Montague? Also not a
hand, a foot, an arm of any part of a man loh!
Throw away your name and i will
give you me in exchange
ONZ! bond..
call me james bond!
Aren't you romeo?
Well, sorta. no, call me bond, james
bond
How did you get here?
Ha! i have wings of love ay!
" FAP FAP FAP "
No, don't swear by
the moon. i don't like, sometimes
big, sometimes
small
[sings].. "i sweearr... by the moon and stars and the
sky..."
....
huh... then swear using
what?
don't swear lah. so
lame can... this is too fast, and
errr, goodbye!
goodbye? you're leaving me high & dry
[nurse] JUuLieeet!!!
then what you want? don't be pussy,
faster say lah!
hmm, erm... i want us to soompah our love
high and dry...
[nurse]JULIIIETTT
Walao, anti-
climax. wait ah...
nurse calling, orhh...
wah, this is machiam strike
TOTO. too good to be real lah!
hehe
on the streets of ang mo kio
Whoa... So many
capulets... lets go
home bro
WHy? i'm not scared of them leh...
WHere is romeo... i'm gonna get him
tybaltDon't know, don't care. But if you want to
fight... i'm game
Hahaha. what a joke...
You know, i find it really distasteful
to slaughter pigs on the
streets
@*#& bring it on if
you've got the ballS!
mai lai la bro... too
many people here,
pointless getting
into trouble
Let them see, i don't
care!
enters romeo...
Romeo! i challenge you on a 1-
on-1!
but.. but.. i don't wanna fight you...
you're my bro leh
ROMEO you pussy! you make me
sick!
die tybalt! today you meet your
maker!
DIE TYBALT! HAHAHAHHA
YOur aiming
sucks! EAT THIS
mercutio!
STOP!!!!
May you find peace in heaven
OH MY GOD! mercutio!
sayonara!
tybalt makes his escape
someone call 995
SHit... i'm so sorry
mercutio
i think i sure die already...
@$#*Screw you capulets,
montagues... you too!
juliet it's all your
fault! you made me a
wimp!
tybalt! i will avenge my
kaki...
don't kill me please!
oh shit! what have i
done?!
romeo soon flees ang mo kio
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ROMEO... Singapore
disowns you! you're banished!
now scram!!
romeo gets banished to hong kong
romeo darling, I'M heading to HONG KONG to
find you..I'M ON FLIGHT
SQ5528come over!
pick me up at the airport!
*MUACKS*
romeo on board plane to hong kong
juliet hears of the news and drops romeo an sms
juliet heads to hong kong to find romeo
romeo hears of the plane crash just before he leaves his house
saddened by the news, romeo attempts to take his life
even though we're not born
on the same year, same
month nor same day, but we can die together on the same year,
same month and same day...
i'll see you in heaven my dear... i'll always love
you
romeo was rushed to queen elizabeth hospital
ROMEO!juliet... you're alive?!
after some magic..
a year later...
the end...