screamology part one

8/2/2019 Screamology Part One

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SCREAMOLOGY 101 (Part One)

By

thorney33

Characters by Dan Harmon; concept by Kevin Williamson andWes Craven.

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SCENE ONE: GIRLS NIGHT

INT. SHIRLEYS HOUSE - NIGHT

The episode begins in Shirleys living room. ANNIE EDISON(Alison Brie), BRITTA PERRY (Gillian Jacobs) and SHIRLEYBENNETT (Yvette Brown) are sitting in the lounge room,

drinking and eating finger food. It is night time outside,and the TV is on with a blank blue screen.

SHIRLEYI have to say, its nice to getaway from the boys for a night andhave some fun with my favouritegirls.

ANNIEAwww!

BRITTA

Its not nice, Shirley; itsliberating. Here, we can acthowever we want without fear ofbeing judged based on our gender.

ANNIE(wide-eyed)

Really? Do we still get popcorn?

BRITTAAm I the kind of person who woulddeny hungry movie-goers popcorn?

Annie and Shirley glance at each other. Britta takes somepackets out her bag in bemusement.

BRITTAAm I really that much of a killjoy?

ANNIESo...what are we watching, Britta?

SHIRLEYPlease say its something romantic.With Andre and the boys out of townI might be able to watch somethingI want to for once.

BRITTARomance? Pfft. You mean somethingthat shows us how men are thecentre of the universe? Tonight isabout getting away from that crap.

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SHIRLEYSomething funny?

BRITTAYou mean something demeaning andbigoted?

SHIRLEYSomething racy, and sassy?

BRITTAYou mean sexualising? Please.

ANNIE(sarcastically)

What does that leave, then? Adocumentary on lesbians with wellpaid jobs and no boobs?

BRITTA(evilly)

Something scary.

Britta grins and takes a movie out of her handbag; it is theoriginal Scream.

SHIRLEYOh, no, no, no. I do not do scarymovies, Britta.

BRITTACome on, Shirley...its Halloween

in a few days!

SHIRLEYAnd its going to be Christmas in afew months; you gonna start goingto Church, atheist?

ANNIECalm down! Its just a movie.

SHIRLEYNuh-huh.

ANNIEPlease? Just give it a chance; thisis supposed to be a girls night,remember?

Shirley looks at Annie, who appears just as scared as shedoes, and sighs.

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SHIRLEYFine. Cant say no to those puppydog eyes.

Britta puts the movie in and the movie begins with CASEYBECKER (Drew Barrymore) picking up the phone.

[CASEY]Hello?

[GHOSTFACE]Hello.

[CASEY]Yes?

[GHOSTFACE]Who is this?

SHIRLEYStar 69 his ass, girl!

ANNIEShh!

[CASEY]Who are you trying to reach?

[GHOSTFACE]What number is this?

SHIRLEY

Its the number you dialled,jackass.

BRITTAShirley!

[CASEY]Well, what number are you trying toreach?

[GHOSTFACE]I dont know.

[CASEY]Well, I think you have the wrongnumber.

[GHOSTFACE]Do I?

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[CASEY]It happens. Take it easy.

SHIRLEYId take you easy.

BRITTACan we just watch the movie?!

SHIRLEYWhat is that supposed to mean?

Britta leans across and pauses the movie.

BRITTANo offence, but maybe somestereotypes hold true!

SHIRLEY

You better not be calling me astereotype, blondie!

BRITTABlondie? Last time I checked, I wasalmost getting a C in Psych 101.

ANNIEShe didnt mean it, Shirley.

Shirley gets up and ejects the movie.

SHIRLEY

You come into my home, put on thisgod awful movie, and then youinsult me? Maybe if you wereDenzel, but Britta? No way!

Shirley walks to the door and opens it, indicating for thegirls to leave.

BRITTAYoure kicking us out?

SHIRLEYIn a way, you are kicking yourselfout.

ANNIEBut...

SHIRLEYNo buts! If I wanted to spend mynight trying to keep my eyes closed

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SHIRLEY (contd)while wedged between two otherpeople Id be...Britta!

Britta gasps and grabs her bag, exiting quickly. Anniestands up and follows her.

ANNIEThat was harsh.

SHIRLEY(firmly)

Ill see you tomorrow, Annie.

Annie leaves, and Shirley closes the door. Sighing, shemakes her way to the kitchen; where she has a pie in theoven.

SHIRLEY

At least youre nice.

Shirleys phone rings from the living room, and she exits toanswer it. A shadow passes by the kitchen window.

SHIRLEY(high pitched)

Hello!

GHOSTFACEWho is this?

SHIRLEY

Who are you trying to reach?

GHOSTFACEI dont know.

SHIRLEYI think you have the wrong number.

GHOSTFACEDo I?

SHIRLEYIt happens. God bless!

Shirley hangs up, as she walks away the phone rings again.

SHIRLEYHello?

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GHOSTFACEWhy dont you want to talk to me?

SHIRLEYI havent even caught your nameyet.

GHOSTFACEYou tell me your name, Ill tellyou mine.

SHIRLEYI dont hand my name out. Not overthe phone, not on dating sites.

Shirley opens the oven to take out her pie.

GHOSTFACEWhats that noise?

SHIRLEYJust taking out my pie.

GHOSTFACEYou bake?

SHIRLEYEvery now and then.

GHOSTFACEI bet youre real good at it.

SHIRLEYOh...I dont know about that.

GHOSTFACEI can tell...your raspberry piesmells delicious.

Shirley puts her pie down on the bench, and steps back.

SHIRLEY(shocked)

What did you just say?

GHOSTFACEYour pies must be delicious.

SHIRLEYThats not what you said.

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GHOSTFACETell me, Shirley...do you likeHalloween parties?

SHIRLEYThis isnt funny, Britta.

GHOSTFACEThis isnt Britta.

SHIRLEYProve it.

GHOSTFACEBritta went home ten minutesago...Im still here.

Shirley gasps, and walks back into the living room. Shebegins to lock the doors and windows.

GHOSTFACEWhats wrong, Shirley? You lookscared.

SHIRLEYWhat are you doing? Leave mealone...or else!

GHOSTFACEOr else what?

SHIRLEYOr else my husband will be back,and hes big and hes black andhell kick your ass!

GHOSTFACEAndres away...you cant foolme...I just want to play a game.

SHIRLEYWhat kind of game?

GHOSTFACETurn on the patio lights.

Shirley gulps and walks towards the side of her house; wesee the kitchen counter is now empty. Shirley flicks aswitch and looks outside; her pie is tied to a chair.

SHIRLEYOh...my pie!

Shirley heads to exit the house.

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GHOSTFACEI wouldnt do that if I were you!

SHIRLEYI swear, if you touch that pie...

GHOSTFACEI wont! All you have to do isanswer a few simple questions.

SHIRLEYQuestions about what?

GHOSTFACEGreendale Halloween parties.

SHIRLEYI cant...

GHOSTFACEYou have no choice!

SHIRLEYI trust that the Lord will watchover my pie...how is that forchoice?

GHOSTFACEChoices have consequences, Shirley.

A figure runs past the pie outside, and Shirley spinsaround. A large slice has been taken from the pie, and the

figure is nowhere to be seen.

SHIRLEYNo!

GHOSTFACEAre you more willing now?

SHIRLEYFine...ask your damn question.

GHOSTFACEWhat was Jeff Winger wearing at theHalloween party nobody rememberstwo years ago?

SHIRLEYJeff Winger?

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GHOSTFACEAnswer the question...

SHIRLEYUm...uh...he went as David Beckham!

GHOSTFACEVery good, Shirley...no more warmups! Time for the real question.

SHIRLEYNo! You said...

GHOSTFACEAnd the real question is...what didJeff Winger wear to Annie EdisonsMexican Halloween party in thefirst year of College?

SHIRLEYAgain with Jeff?

GHOSTFACEAnswer the question...

SHIRLEYUh...I remember! Jeff came to theparty dressed as a cowboy!

GHOSTFACEIm sorry! Thats the wrong answer!

SHIRLEYNo its not! No its not! He was acowboy!

GHOSTFACEIm afraid not! No way.

SHIRLEYHe was a cowboy...I looked over hisphotos over twenty damn times!

GHOSTFACE(menacing)

Then you should know Jeff Wingerentered the party without acostume! He only put on the cowboyoutfit when he went to the facultyparty...Im afraid that was a wronganswer.

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SHIRLEY(beginning to get upset)

You tricked me...

GHOSTFACELucky for you theres a bonus

round...but your poor pie; Imafraid its out.

The figure runs across the patio again, and Shirley screams.The pie has been totally hollowed out, with filling drippingdown the sides of the chair. Shirley drops to the floor inshock.

GHOSTFACEHey...were not finishedyet...final question...are youready?

SHIRLEYPlease...please leave me alone...

GHOSTFACEAnswer the question and I will.What door am I at?

SHIRLEYWhat?

GHOSTFACEThere are two main doors to yourhouse...the front door and the

patio doors. Which one am I at?

SHIRLEYWell...nobody is at the patiodoor...so you must be...

The doorbell rings; Shirley yells and unlocks the patio doorand backs away into her backyard.

GHOSTFACE...you should tell your friends tolock the door...this is a terribleneighbourhood.

The sound of the front door opening can be heard. We seeGhostface run into the house and duck around a corner out ofsight. The dial tone is heard on the phone, still inShirleys hand.

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SHIRLEYOh, Lord...please have mercy onme...

Shirley, back to the house, begins to make her way silentlytowards the side gate. Suddenly, the curtains fly open and

Ghostface is staring at her. She falls back, shocked, asGhostface makes his way towards the patio door. Shirleybegins to look for somewhere to hide.

CUT TO - EXT. SHIRLEYS HOUSE - FRONT

A car pulls up opposite the house, and Britta and Annie getout, and begin to make their way to the front.

CUT TO - EXT. SHIRLEYS HOUSE - BACKYARD

Ghostface exits the house, and scans the backyard forShirley. She is nowhere to be seen. Grabbing the pie remains

and throwing them away in frustration, Ghostface isdistracted by the sound of Britta and Annie entering thehouse. He runs to the side gate and flees the scene.

CUT TO - INT. SHIRLEYS HOUSE

BRITTALeaving your door open in this dayand age? God knows who could havewalked in...rapist, murderer...Godforbid, the Dean!

ANNIE

Remember, youre here to apologize.

BRITTAHey...do you smell that?

ANNIEUh! It wasnt even me!

BRITTAOh my non-existant God...

Britta points at the open patio door, with the pie encrustedchair sitting on the patio. The two run out of the door;Britta looks up at the tree in the garden and screams.Shirley has climbed the tree and is hanging on for dearlife.

BRITTAShirley!

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SHIRLEYCatch me, Jesus!

Shirley screams as she falls, and lands face down on the pieremains. The raspberries ooze out in a blood like fashion,and she lays there in silence.

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SCENE TWO: COURTNEY JACOBS, LOCAL PRESS

EXT. GREENDALE LIBRARY - MORNING

JEFF WINGER (Joel McHale) is making his way towards the doorof the Library when an attractive young brunette COURTNEY

JACOBS (Emma Roberts) walks up to him holding a notepad.

COURTNEYExcuse me! Are you Jeff Winger?

JEFFThat depends on whos asking...andhow old they are.

COURTNEYCourtney Jacobs; local paper. Ivegot a few questions about whathappened to your friend Shirley...

JEFFAh, this is awkward. I make a habitout of avoiding local press.

COURTNEYYou dont need to be shy, Jeff.

JEFFTrust me kitten, Im not. Id justhate to see my name and gloriousface associated with this place onpaper forever.

COURTNEYDont you think you owe the readersthe truth about what happened lastnight?

JEFFThe truth? Heres your headline -Housewife falls out of tree;innocent pie-stander killed.

Jeff begins to walk away.

COURTNEYI think theres more to this story!

JEFFYou want an exciting story? Youvecome to the wrong place, trust me.

Jeff enters the library, and Courtney walks away annoyed.

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CUT TO - INT. STUDY ROOM

Jeff enters the study room and sits down. The group issitting in their regular places, with the notable absence ofAbed. PIERCE HAWTHORNE (Chevy Chase) and TROY BARNES (DonaldGlover) seem deep in discussion; while Britta and Annie sit

silently in thought. Everyone goes quiet as Jeff sits down.

JEFFGeez...who died?

ANNIEJeff! Dont say the d word.

JEFFWhat are you talking about? Shefell out of a tree...its not likeshe was murdered.

There is a collective gasp, and Jeff rolls his eyes.

ANNIEYou didnt see her at hospital...

BRITTAShe looked like death.

TROYIt was like looking at Pierce.

PIERCEHey!

JEFFYoure all overreacting.

TROYOh, really? Shirley gets put up ina tree by a guy in a white mask...

PIERCEHuh. Sounds like fun.

TROYSay what?

JEFFA white mask, you say?

ANNIEThats what Shirley said.

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PIERCEThats not what she said...what didshe say? Hmm.

JEFF(ignoring Pierce)

Oh my God...do you know what itmeans?

TROYTheyre back...

JEFFIt means its Halloween tomorrow,and someone decided to play a trickon Shirley. And, considering theyBrittad the trick, we all know whoit was.

Everybody looks at Britta.

BRITTAI didnt do it! I was with Annieall night.

PIERCEAll night? Mmm.

BRITTA(to Jeff)

Where were you last night, huh?

JEFFWhoa! Why would you think I did it?

From outside the study room, LEONARD (Richard Erdman) walkspast, smirking.

LEONARDBecause everything always revolvesaround Jeff Winger!

JEFFShut-up, Leonard! I heard whatcandy you are handing out thisyear. Prostate medicine is notcandy.

LEONARDBusted!

Leonard walks away.

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JEFFSpeaking of medicine, wheres Abed?

ANNIEOh...we thought he might have beenwith you.

TROY(upset)

He got Abed too?

JEFFStop being so melodramatic, Troy.Im sure hes...

Suddenly, Jeffs phone rings. The group jumps back, Jefflooks confused.

JEFF

I know I need a new ring tone, butreally?

ANNIEShirley said she got a phone callbefore she was attacked.

JEFFShirley also says that God existsand that all dogs go to heaven.Ill take my chances.

Jeff answers his phone. It is Abed.

ABEDJeff? Dont talk, listen. Meet meat the fountain in ten minutes.

JEFFThe fountain? Do we even have afountain?

ABEDDont be late. Good luck, Jeff.

Abed hangs up the phone. The group look at Jeff expectantly.

TROYWell?

JEFFAbed wants us to meet him at thefountain in ten minutes.

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TROYDid he sound OK?

JEFFMaybe a little anxious?

Troy jumps up and runs out of the library.

TROYAbed, Im coming!

Jeff rolls his eyes.

PIERCEThats what she said!

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SCENE THREE: FOUNTAIN 2.0

EXT. GREENDALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE - FOUNTAIN

The group, sans Pierce, sits on the fountain outsideGreendale. The PA system cranks up with the voice of DEAN

CRAIG PELTON (Jim Rash) fires up.

(DEAN)Remember, your Dean loves you. AndI want you to be safe...safe andsound at this years Halloweenextravaganza! Were only a day awayfrom the fifth and biggest campusparty of the year...

ABED NADIR (Danny Pudi) walks up to the group, smiling.

ABED

Good. Youre here.

Abed sits down on the right hand side, remaining silent.

JEFFYes...we are here...which, by theway, has appeared out of nowhere.

ABEDI heard what happened to Shirley.

BRITTAHorrible, isnt it?

ABEDHas Chang seen you yet?

ANNIEWhy would Chang want to see us?

ABEDHe just wanted to know if Jeff knewhow to hunt.

BRITTAWhy would he ask you if you likedto hunt?

ABED(leaning forward)

Because Shirleys pie was gutted.

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JEFFThank you, Abed.

BRITTAWhen I talked to the police theydidnt ask me if I liked to hunt.

TROYThats because theres no way agirl could have done it.

BRITTATroy, that is so sexist. It couldeasily have been a female.

TROYI dunno...fact is, Shirleys piewas completely hollowed out...ittakes a hungry man to do something

like that.

BRITTAOr a mans brutality.

JEFFDo you people ever listen toyourselves? Were talking about apie, not Shirleys kids!

ANNIEHow do you...gut a pie?

Everybody goes quiet and look towards Annie.

TROYYou take a knife...slit it fromedge to edge...

JEFFPies are circular...they have oneedge, genius.

ANNIEHey Troy...didnt you say youwanted some pie yesterday?

TROYYeah, for like two seconds.

ABED...before she dumped you for Steve?

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JEFFWho is Steve? Explain yourself.

ABEDAre the police aware you wantedpie?

TROYWhat are you saying? That I madeher fall and hurt herself?

BRITTA(interjecting)

Troy and I had some after classyesterday.

TROY(winking)

Yeah, we did.

ABEDWas that before or after he slicedand diced?

ANNIEStop it, Abed...youre giving methe creeps.

TROY(to Abed)

Where were you last night, anyway?

ABEDWorking, thank you.

JEFFYou work now too? Where!? Donttell me you went back to yourfathers falafel stand...

ABEDThe video store...now ask if theyfired me.

JEFF(rolling eyes)

Did they fire you, Abed?

ABEDTwice. Cue Troy claiming he didntkill anybody in three...two...

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TROYHuh?! I didnt!

ABEDBingo.

JEFF(sternly)Nobody said you did, Troy.

TROYThanks, buddy!

ABED(imitating Troy)

Besides...takes a hungry man to dosomething like that.

TROY

Abed, you keep acting weird Imgonna gut you in a second.

ABED(in a voice)

Did you really put her liver in themailbox because I heard they puther liver in the mailbox, next toher spleen and her...

BRITTAAbed, Im trying to eat here.

TROYShes getting mad, man...youdbetter liver alone.

Annie walks off, upset.

ABEDLiver alone...cool. Cool, cool,cool.

TROY(confused)

I dont get it...

CUT TO - INT. LIBRARY

Annie walks along by herself, when Abed catches up to her.

ABEDAnnie!

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ANNIEWhat is it, Abed?

ABEDIts about Shirley...I think I knowwhats going on.

ANNIEWhat is it?

ABEDNot here.

Abed pulls Annie into the study room; he seems different,more fidgety than normal.

ANNIEAbed, whats wrong? Youre not HanSolo again, are you?

ABEDDifferent context...Im Randy.

Annie, in spite of herself, glances down at his crotch.

ANNIEWell...thats not any of myconcern...and Im not that kind ofgirl, anyway.

Annie heads to leave.

ABEDSidney, wait!

Annie turns around, confused.

ANNIEWhat did you just call me?

ABEDShirley was attacked byGhostface...the killer from theScream franchise last night.

ANNIE(gasping)Thats the movie Britta wanted usto watch!

ABEDGirls watching horror movies nearHalloween...you were an attackwaiting to happen.

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ANNIEYou do realise this isnt a movie,Abed? Shirley just...had anaccident. This isnt Scream!

ABED

Im not so sure...we have you, thelikable but unsure of herselfprotagonist - Sidney Prescott. Wehave me, the lovable movie geek -Randy Meeks. We have the sassyblonde Britta - Tatum Riley. Thedopey and jockish maybe boyfriend,Troy - Stu Macher. And last but notleast, the creepy and stylishboyfriend of Sidney Prescott, BillyLoomis - Jeff Winger.

ANNIE

(blushing)Jeff is not my boyfriend!

ABEDIts just a label...but to theaudience, he might as well be.

ANNIEWell, if this was a movie, wouldyou recommend the protagonistwalking off by herself?

ABED

No; sounds like a death wish.

ANNIEWell, I...dont...care.

Annie walks away from Abed, who shakes his head.

ABEDGood luck, Ms. Prescott.

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SCENE FOUR: SHERIFF CHANG

EXT. GREENDALE CAMPUS

Head of Security BENJAMIN CHANG (Ken Jeong) is interviewingSTARBURNS (Dino Stamatopoulos) at the back of the Library.

Chang is scribbling busily into his notepad.

CHANGSo...Starburns...

STARBURNSMy name is Alex!

CHANGYoure a drug dealer, right?

STARBURNSThats really neither here nor...

CHANG...and I look the other waybecause, frankly, I have biggerfish to fry...

STARBURNS...at a Community College?

CHANG...get a little high last night andget the munchies, hmm? Swing byShirleys house, hmm?

STARBURNSNo! Are you crazy?

CHANG(yelling)

Do I look crazy?!

Students walking by look over at the commotion, and Changcalms down.

CHANGLook...do you really want me to goall good cop-bad cop on you?

STARBURNSBut youre the only cop here...

CHANGYoure in trouble now.

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Chang turns around, and walks away; composing himself. Heturns back around and walks up to Starburns, grabbing him bythe collar. He has drawn a thick black moustache on himself.

STARBURNSHey!

CHANGYou gonna tell me what I want toknow, punk?

STARBURNSGet off me!

CHANGLet me show you what my ancestorspassed down to me since Vietnam.

Chang pulls out his taser. Dean Pelton runs over to the two.

DEANWhat the hell are you doing!?

Chang releases Starburns, and salutes the Dean. Starburnshurries off to the left.

CHANGInterrogating a suspect. Shirleysdeath will not be in vain.

DEANHer death? Ben, dont you think you

are being a little...crazy?

CHANGThese are crazy times, Dean. ASheriffs gotta do what a Sheriffsgotta do.

DEANLook...

The Dean leans in closer to Chang.

DEANWe dont need to be scaring peopleoff before the Halloween party...weneed the revenue, remember?

CHANGYes, but...

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DEANNo buts! Make sure this wholeShirley situation resolves itselfbefore tomorrow night...or else.

The Dean walks away. Chang pockets his taser in frustration,and turns around...straight into Courtney.

COURTNEYWow...look at that uniform...guessyou are the big man on campus, huh?

CHANGWho are you?

COURTNEYOh...how silly of me...Im CourtneyJacobs, local press.

CHANG

Do you have a permit to be here?!

COURTNEYNo. I was hoping to interview thehead of security about the case.

CHANGThats classified.

COURTNEY(flirtatious)

I think we can work something out.

Courtney walks up to Chang, smiling.

CHANG(mouth open)

I had to think fast.

COURTNEY(confused)

Sorry?

CHANGWhat do you want to know?

COURTNEYAnything that will help us catchthis killer...

CHANGThen follow me.

Chang walks towards the library, and Courtney smiles.

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COURTNEY...imagine what that would do formy career!

CUT TO - INT. GREENDALE HALL

Annie is walking away from class when she bumps into Pierce.

PIERCEAnnie...a word?

ANNIEIve got class, Pierce.

PIERCEThats debatable. Look, Im goingout of town for a few days...justwanted to make sure you were OK formoney while Im gone...

Pierce hands over a wad of cash, which Annie brushes away. Afew students walking past look at the gesture with raisedeyebrows.

ANNIEPierce! You dont pay my rentanymore...I moved in with Troy andAbed, remember?

PIERCEOh...right.

Pierce puts the money away; he seems disoriented.

ANNIEAre you OK?

PIERCEYeah...fine.

ANNIEAre you sure you should be leaving?It might not be safe to be byyourself.

PIERCEDont worry about me. Worry aboutyourself.

Pierce walks away, and Annie looks confused. She walks downthe hall and enters the womens bathroom, and begins toadjust her makeup when voices ring out from the stalls. Theybelong to the bitchy MEGHAN (Hillary Duff) and her friendJEN (Jess Adams).

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MEGHANI bet she did it, anyway...

JENWho?

MEGHANAnnie Edison. The girl has someserious issues.

The doors begin to open, and Annie rushes into the disabledcubicle, locking the door quietly.

JENWhy would she do it?

MEGHANMaybe she has the hots forShirleys husband...

JENWhat would she want with that guy?Shes got her own bubble-butt boytoy, Jeff Winger.

MEGHANMaybe shes a slut, just likeBritta Perry.

Annie frowns.

JEN

Cut her some slack...I hear she hada pill problem.

MEGHANYeah, and it fucked her up royally.Think about it...her addiction lefther disturbed and hostile in acruel and inhumane world. Shesdelusional. "Wheres God," etc.Completely suicidal. One day shesnaps. She wants to kill herselfbut she realises that teen suicideis out this year and homicide is amuch healthier, therapeuticexpression.

JENWhere do you get this shit?

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MEGHAN(shrugging)

Professor Duncans class.

JENYou are pathetic.

The two leave the bathroom. Annie exits the cubicle andwalks back towards the sink, looking at herself in themirror. She begins to cry to herself, when a noise distubsher, coming from somewhere in the room.

ANNIEHello?

She bends down to look underneath the stalls, but thereseems to be nobody there. Annie sighs and turns back to themirror. In the stall nearest to the door, a pair of feetstep down off the toilet and cloak is lowered to cover the

legs. Annie turns around, concerned.

ANNIEAnybody there?

Annie turns to leave the room, but as she does the doorflies open and Ghostface lunges out at her. She ducks, butmanages to avoid him and runs from the room. She runs intoChang, who takes out his taser at the commotion. Troy andBritta are standing behind him, concerned.

CHANGWho did this?!

ANNIE(in tears)

Hes in the girls bathroom!

BRITTAShe means the womens bathroom.

Chang runs forward and kicks the door open. After a shortpause, he comes back out.

CHANGIts clean...apart from the fourthstall. What do you guys eat?

ANNIEHe was there...I swear!

TROYIts OK...I dream theres people inplaces they arent all the

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TROY (contd)time...like Michael Jackson in thatweird dream I had last night.

ANNIE(clutching at Troy)

Troy...I want to go home...now.

TROYOK...OK...calm down! Lets findAbed and well go...

Troy puts his arm around Annie and begins to lead her downthe hall.

TROYHey, Britta...you wanna join? Wemight be safer...together.

BRITTAWhy...dont you think I can takecare of yourself?

TROYI just wouldnt want to see you gethurt...thats all.

BRITTAI dont need you looking after me,Troy! Anyway, Ive got my nightplanned with Toby already.

ANNIEToby?

TROYA guy shes been seeing...when arewe going to meet him, anyway?

BRITTAWhen hes ready.

Britta walks down the hall, slightly flustered. Troy andAnnie begin to move in the opposite direction; leavingbehind Courtney, who sticks to the shadows, writing in hernotepad. Chang slinks around rubbing his chin.

COURTNEYJesus...do you know what thismeans?

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CHANGMy name isnt Jesus.

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SCENE FIVE: CSI GREENDALE

EXT. SHIRLEYS HOUSE - NIGHT

Chang and Courtney walk up to the empty house. Chang stillhas the moustache drawn on his face.

COURTNEYAre you sure this is the place?

CHANGPlease...I know this town like theback of my Chang.

The two make their way up to the side gate.

CHANGIts locked.

COURTNEYAllow me.

Courtney takes out a hair pin and uses it to shimmy open thelock. Chang looks impressed.

CHANGWhered you learn how to do that?

COURTNEYYou dont want to know...come on!

Courtney makes her way into Shirleys backyard, where the

pie encrusted chair remains. Chang walks up to it andsniffs.

CHANGHmm...classic raspberry...Shirleysfavourite.

COURTNEYDid she let you taste her pie?

CHANG(smiling)

You have no idea...

Courtney stops listening as she notices a glint in the tree.

COURTNEYHey...Ben? I think Ive foundsomething.

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Chang walks over and grabs the object; it is a picture ofthe study group. Shirley has been crossed out, and Annie hasbeen circled.

CHANGWhat is it trying to tell us?

Chang grabs the picture and screams at it.

CHANG(screaming)

What are you trying to say?!

COURTNEYAnnie Edison...shes next.

CUT TO - INT. BRITTAS HOUSE - NIGHT

Britta is in the kitchen, cutting up some meat with a knife.

The house is quiet and eerie; she leans back to look intothe living room with a smile.

BRITTAItll be ready in a minute, Toby.Then we can snuggle on thecouch...hold each other close...Ican rub you as hard as you want allnight until it gets too much...

Britta stops chopping the meat and takes it into the livingroom, where she sits down and smiles to her left.

BRITTAFinally some time alone, huh?

Britta places the meat in front of Toby, her three-leggedcat. Toby sniffs the food, but turns up his nose.

BRITTANo? This is the best tofu cat foodI could find!

Toby seems to shake his head in disgust.

BRITTAFine. Join the machine, see what Icare.

Britta stands up, and leaves the room walking backwards.

BRITTAIll be right back!

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Britta walks into her garage, which is dark and scary. Shewalks to the fridge, and the door closes without hernoticing.

BRITTA...chicken, fish, chicken, fish.

Ugh. Why cant you be a vegetarianlike we normal people...

A box falls in the corner, and Britta jumps around,frightened. She spins around only to see one of her otherdisabled cats wheeling itself through the cat-flap.

BRITTADaniel! Britta...its OK.

Britta grabs a can, and walks back to the door, but it seemsto be locked. The lights suddenly go off. She knocks thedoor, scared.

BRITTAToby...Toby! If youve seen Lassie,then you...wait...he was a dog.Da-doy.

She presses the garage door button, and it slowly rises. Shewalks over to it, but as she reaches it; it begins to godown again. She turns around to see Ghostface standing atthe doorway, hand on the control.

BRITTAIs that you, Abed?

Ghostface shakes his head. Britta begins to walk backtowards the door.

BRITTAWhat movie is this from? Nightmareon Friday the 13th?

Ghostface shakes his head in exasperation. Britta standsright in front of him, trying to exit the garage.

BRITTAYou should change your outfitbefore the party; if you wear that,Annie will totally flip.

Britta tries to get past, but Ghostface blocks her.

BRITTAOh...you wanna play psychomasculine killer?

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Ghostface nods.

BRITTACan I be the helpless and obviouslyfemale victim?

Ghostface nods again.

BRITTAOK, lets see. No, please dontkill me Mr. Ghostface, I want tospend my life showing my boobs anddegrading myself in crappy horrormovies for the entertainment ofhorny teenage boys everywhere.

She again tries to move past him, but he blocks her.

BRITTA

Cut it, Abed...thats a wrap.

They begin to jostle, and Britta drops her cans of cat food.

BRITTAHey...what are you doing...

Ghostface pulls out some duct tape and unwraps some. Brittafalls backwards and hits the fridge. Ghostface runs at her,but she swings the freezer door out and knocks him down. Sheruns back to the door, but it is still locked. Ghostfacejumps up and runs at her, but she picks up the cat food cansand throws them at him.

BRITTADont mess with me...I lived in NewYork!

The cans hit Ghostface and knock him to the ground. Sheslides on the ground and begins to crawl through the catflap. She manages to get halfway when Ghostface stands upand flips the switch, sending the door up. Britta screams asshe goes higher...and higher...until Ghostface turns it off.Britta is left, stuck, dangling several feet up in the air.

BRITTAYou are the worst!

Ghostface stands in front of her and unwraps the duct tape.Britta screams as he steps towards her and begins to tapeher mouth.

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SCENE SIX: DREAMATORIUM

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Annie sits at the table studying while Troy and Abed sit onthe couch watching Scream.

TROYI dont get it...is this the partwhere the dude breaks into thehouse and kills them all?

ABEDNo, this is the part straight aftera kill...cut to new location, slowdialogue, tension building...

TROYAnd then he strikes again?

ABEDExactly.

ANNIEDo you guys have to watch that?

TROYUh, its called study.

ANNIEThis is called study!

TROYWhy dont you study in your room?

ANNIEI still need to get it fumigatedafter you two played Mist in therelast week, remember?

ABEDTheres always the Dreamatorium.

Abed points to the door on the far side of the room.

ANNIEFine...

Annie walks to the Dreamatorium and closes the door. Abedand Troy turn back to the TV.

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TROYYou think shes involved?

ABEDNo. Sidneys the hero, not thevillain. Thats her role.

TROYI thought you said I was Stu.

ABEDYou are. Britta is Tatum, Jeff isBilly...

TROYSo do you think its me?

Abed hesitates. Troy stands up and begins to walk out of theapartment.

ABEDTroy, wait!

TROYIf I wanted to be judged, Id get awhite girlfriend, or go on AmericanIdol...but not here.

Troy leaves.

CUT TO - INT. DREAMATORIUM - PRESCOTT HOUSE

Two hours later flashes across the bottom of the screen.Annie, asleep on a desk, awakes in the Dreamatorium. Lookingaround, she finds herself in the house of Sidney Prescott.

ANNIEWhere the...?

Annies thoughts are interrupted by a phone ringing, whichshe answers.

ANNIEHello?

GHOSTFACEHello, Annie.

Annie hesitates at the sound of the voice.

ANNIEUh...hi? Who is this?

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GHOSTFACEYou tell me.

ANNIEI...I have no idea.

GHOSTFACE

Scary night, isnt it? With themurders and all, its like rightout of a Halloween party orsomething.

ANNIEIts you...isnt it?

Annie gets off the couch and begins to look out the windows.

ANNIEListen, Im not scared of you, andwhat you did to my friend was...

GHOSTFACENo, you listen to me! If you wantto make it out of here alive, youhave to do something for me.

ANNIEIf this is a come on, Im not intoit.

GHOSTFACEI want you to miss the Halloweenparty...

ANNIEWhy?

GHOSTFACEYou should focus less on thewhy...and more on the where...

ANNIEThe where? Well...where are you?

GHOSTFACE

Your front porch...

Annie walks right up to the door, looking out the glass.

ANNIEOh, really? Well, I call yourbluff.

Annie unlocks the door and walks out slowly onto the porch.

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ANNIESo where are you?

GHOSTFACERight here...

Annie begins to walk around the porch, but there is nothingbut darkness surrounding her.

ANNIEYeah...I didnt think so.

Annie walks back inside and closes the door behind her.Suddenly, the closet door behind her flies open andGhostface runs at her with a knife. She screams, and triesto dodge him, but he manages to push her over and sit atopof her.

ANNIE

(screaming)Troy...Abed...help me!

Just as Ghostface slashes down, Annie wakes up in theDreamtorium. She is surprised to find her phone next to herwith a call from Unknown still in progress.

ANNIEHello?

GHOSTFACEHave a pleasant dream, Sidney!?

Annie screams and runs out of the Dreamtorium, straight toTroy and Abeds blanket fort bedroom. She is shocked to findthat it is empty. She backs out towards the wall, next tothe window. Suddenly, the window flies open and Jeff fallsinto the apartment. Annie screams and falls back.

JEFFHey! Whoa! Whats wrong?

ANNIEJeff!

Annie runs up and hugs Jeff.

ANNIEHe called me, Jeff...

JEFFWho?

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ANNIEThe killer...

JEFFThe non-existant killer?

ANNIE

Hes real, Jeff! He called me, andhe said that...

Suddenly, Jeffs phone falls out of his pocket onto thefloor. Annies number is shown on the screen. She backs awayfrom him slowly.

ANNIEJeff...why do you have yourphone...

JEFFYou mean the phone I carry with me

24/7?

Jeff walks towards Annie menacingly.

JEFFYou trust me, right?

ANNIEAbed said you were Billy...

JEFFDont tell me youre enabling thisdelusion. Come here, Annie...

ANNIEWhere were you when I was attackedin the bathroom, Jeff?

JEFFWhat does it matter?

ANNIEJust answer the question.

JEFF

(shrugging)Studying, I guess.

ANNIELiar...

Annie makes a run for the door, and swings it open only tofind Ghostfaces mask staring at her. She screams, as doesthe man holding the mask; Chang.

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CHANGI found this outside...

ANNIEGet Jeff! Hes the killer!

JEFFThats your concern? Id say theworrying thing here is that Changknows where you live.

Chang rushes across and places Jeff, after a struggle, inhandcuffs. He begins to lead Jeff from the apartment.

JEFFWhat are you doing? This is insane!

CHANGTell that to my shrink, Winger.

Chang leads Jeff out of the building. Annie falls downagainst the wall, and Abed enters.

ABEDLet me guess...phone call followedby Jeff entering the room, DawsonsCreek style?

Annie nods.

ABEDHmm. Five...four...three...two...

ANNIEWhat are you...?

ABED...one...

Annies phone rings from another Unknown number, and sheanswers.

ANNIEYes?

GHOSTFACEIs this Britta?

ANNIENo...this is my phone, why would Ibe Britta?

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GHOSTFACE(laughing)

Because you fingered the wrong guy!

Annie gasps, while Abed mouths the words in time.

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SCENE SEVEN: EMPTY SEATS

INT. STUDY ROOM - MORNING

Annie, Abed and Troy sit around the study table quietly;staring at the empty seats that surround them.

ANNIEHas anyone heard from Britta?

TROYShes not answering her calls.

ANNIEOh my God...do you think shesbeen...

ABEDImpossible. Tatum made it to thelast act...it would disturb the

order of the kills.

TROYSpeaking of disturbing...

The Dean enters in a elaborate Halloween costume.

DEANHappy Hallo-Dean! Wait...where arethe others? Where is...wheresJeffrey?!?

The Dean walks over to Jeffs chair and strokes the seatlovingly.

DEANI hope hell be here for the partytonight...what with the low budgetthis year I was hoping your studygroup could help to boost thenumbers through the door.

ANNIEI dont think a Halloween party isexactly what we...

ABEDWell be there.

DEANThank you, Abed.

The Dean walks out of the room.

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ANNIEAbed! Why would you want to go tothe party with a killer on theloose?

ABED

The third act bloodbath is nearlyalways at a party.

TROYUh, so why would you want to go?

Annie gets up and heads to leave the room.

ANNIEAs long as Jeff is still lockedaway, Ill think about it.

Annie leaves the room but walks straight into Jeff.

ANNIEOh!

JEFFIts me!

Annie backs away slightly.

JEFFWhoa, whoa, whoa...you still thinkits me? Annie, they let me go,because my records showed I didnt

call you last night.

ANNIEOh...no, no. I dont. Itsjust...someone was there...someonetried to kill me.

JEFFI know...the cops said I probablyscared him away. It wasnt me,Annie.

ANNIEHe called me again afteryou...left...last night.

JEFFSee? Couldnt have been me, I wasbeing taken away in cuffs by anactual maniac. Remember?

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ANNIEIm sorry...please try tounderstand.

JEFFUnderstand what? I have

a...friend...who would ratheraccuse me of being a psychopathickiller than give me another shot?

Jeff steps closer to Annie, rather suggestively.

ANNIEJeff...this isnt the time...

JEFFWhat is it, Annie?

ANNIE

Jeff...I was attacked and nearlyfilleted last night!

JEFFI mean between us...it hasnt beenthe same since Troy and Abedshousewarming.

ANNIEShirleys in Hospital...Brittasmissing...I cant believe yourebringing this up now!

JEFFIts been three months!

ANNIEThree months tomorrow.

JEFFWell maybe its time you get overthat night...when Professor Slaterleft me, I got over it. Shes notcoming back.

ANNIEThat wasnt the same! That was aclean break up...I have to see youevery day!

JEFFOK, Im sorry. Its a bad analogy.Its just that...I want my Annieback.

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Annie walks away down the hall.

JEFFAnnie...

ANNIE

Im sorry if my traumatized life isan inconvenience for your perfectexistence!

Jeff looks after her longingly, then walks away.

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SCENE EIGHT: DEAN DONG

INT. DEANS OFFICE

The Dean sits at his desk looking at Chang, who stands infront of him saluting. Courtney sits on a chair to the side

of the room, looking over her notes.

DEANCancel the Halloween party?! Areyou insane?

CHANGMy number one priority is studentsafety, sir. Right after keepingthe peace, and upholding the honourof my Japanese, Korean and Chineseforefathers.

DEANWhat evidence do you even have thatthere is a killer on the loose?

COURTNEYYou need to face the facts, Dean.Several of your students have beenreceiving threatening phone calls.Shirley Bennett has already beenput in hospital, and nobody hasheard from Britta Perry all day.

DEAN

And who is this?

CHANGIt doesnt matter who she is! Allthat matters is we catch thisguy...fast.

DEANAnd what are you proposing?

CHANGCancel the official party...we seta trap with the rest of the studygroup...and when he comes, I takehim down.

DEANTake him down?

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CHANGAll the way to Chang-town.

Chang taps his flashlight. The Dean looks out the window,seemingly thinking it over.

DEANIm sorry, Ben. Greendale needsthis. I need this! The twelvecostumes I have lined up wont wearthemselves!

CHANGBut...

DEANNo buts! Not even Jeff Wingers!

Courtney takes out the Ghostface mask and slams it onto the

Deans desk. He screams effeminately before composinghimself.

COURTNEYThen whatever happens tonight, itson your head.

Courtney and Chang leave. The Dean grabs the PA to make anannouncement.

DEANStudents of Greendale, it is mypleasure to assure you all that

tonights Halloween bash is stillon! Lets make it the scariest...

There is a knock at the door, but the Dean ignores it.

DEAN...and most memorable party of theyear!

There is another knock at the door. The Dean hits a buttonon his desk.

DEANAgnes, can you get that please?

There is no reply. The Dean gets up and opens the door, butthere is nobody there.

DEANThats odd.

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The Dean closes the door and walks back to his desk, butthere is another knock. He walks to the door and opens it,but again there is nobody there. The Dean walks into thehallway, confused.

DEAN

Hello? Anyone there? Was that you,Jeffrey? Darn.

The Dean walks back into his office, and closes thedoor...but there is nobody behind it. The Ghostface mask ismissing off his desk, but he does not notice. He walks to acupboard and opens it, revealing many costumes on theirhangers.

DEANWell...who wants to dance?

He begins to go through the costumes until he comes to a

Ghostface one.

DEANI dont remember you...

Before the Dean can react, Ghostface grabs him and drags himinto the cupboard. He slams the door shut, and the Deansscreams die down in a hurry.

END PART ONE - TO BE CONTINUED.

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