The Life and Times of

Richard Patrick Delaney

by Kira and F.J.

Please, no jokes about how much younger I look

than Rich. He’s so sensitive!

Enjoy the show

The Early Years

Nice plaid, Dad

Can I wear this suit to my Junior Prom too?

Hey Brindle, wanna ride on my stingray?

The more Rich changes, the more he stays the same.

Who would have thought he’d make it through high school, much less college…

The first year after college

Rich has only three degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

When Kira Arrives

Watch out world, here come the rock stars!!!

This has got to be before

kids!

On the beach – giving the paparazzi a chance

for a few pictures

We look good in blue hospital gowns

and berets, don’t we?

Chillin’ Mon

Irish hooligan

fans of Rich

If you gotta wear a hat, you

might as well get a few style

points.

Rich and his girls

(try and guess who is who)

Daddy, please stop eating all

my Easter candy.

Hey Kate, go get me a beer, will ya?

Nice hooks, Rich!

He’s got hair, this must be Grace.

Excuse me Daddy, but you are

scratchy

Dad, would you toss me another

section of the newspaper please?

Daddy, show me how to

do a zerbert again

I hope my husband is as handsome as

my daddy

Give me a few months and I’ll smile

on cue. This is just ridiculous

Daddy, I said, turn that video camera back

on!

Not “sun”, Not “son”

Daughter Daughter, Daughter,

here you come!

Rich and the boys

David Bowie and I are tight!

I had a friend, was a big rugby player back in high school… all he kept talking about -- Glory days, oh, glory

days…

Who knew that Rich was really a

leprechaun?

This explains things…

Rich, lift your chin, there is too much

reflection off the top of your head

Rich at play

If I keep smiling no one will

notice what is in my pants

We all knew Rich married a HOT girl

After all my farting in this

water, there is no way I am eating

this fish

Hey Kira, do you like my pirate

outfit? Want to see me

shoot my cannon!

Not since Daniel Boone has anyone been able to tame the land like me!

Kira did something

for your back hair.

Can’t she do something about this?

Some of his favorite people

I can still beat all these Bozos

down the hill.

Hey Rich, wake up, its your

wedding day!

Happy Birthday Rich, We LOVE you!!!

Obviously, I’m the favorite niece since I’m

in all the ski photos

Oh no, the show’s not over

is it?

Projector, $1000Photos, $35

Software, $110Making fun of Rich, Priceless

Now go, drink, eat,be merry,

and wish Rich

another 100 years of life with the wind at his back!