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Footsteps On Deck
By
Davo McConville
2010 Davo McConville www.newartplease.com
07796 387963
FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
Scene: 1
(AT SEA)
SOUND: WAVES SWAYING
SOUND: FOGHORN
BARBARA
(DISTANT)
Frank? Oh Frank? Where are you hiding?
FRANK
(CLOSE)
(SINGING)
Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, where the
deer and the antelope play...
BARBARA
(DISTANT)
Frank, I can hear you singing.
You’re not doing your Lone Ranger bit, are you? Pining
for the plains of Sheffield.
FRANK
Barbara.
Up here.
I’m on the top deck.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON LADDER
SOUND: HEAVY BREATHING
BARBARA
Goodness me.
It’s a small boat but miles to get round.
FRANK
Different rules at sea, Bar.
Should have learnt that by now.
Specially at night.
BARBARA
Too much motion. I like my land to stay still.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
BARBARA (cont’d)(BEAT)
What a glorious view, Frank.
The stars look like nothing else... I’ve never seen
them like this back home.
So pure... such a clear view.
FRANK
The motion’s important, you see.
Gives us something special.
Middle of the Indian ocean is a good spot.
BARBARA
Good spot for what?
FRANK
For. For thinking.
And being.
Two separate activities, you do them right.
BARBARA
So what are you thinking about, Frank?
FRANK
Right now I’m concentrating on being.
Emptying out.
Absence of thought.
Not thinking so much. Emptying. Absence of thought.
How’s everyone doing?
BARBARA
Well, the Italian tourists are in bed for the night..
FRANK
Good; I’m sick of the sight of them. What did they
expect?
BARBARA
I’m not-
FRANK
There’s not much to see, India to Madagascar. Open seas
all the way. A non-event. Time passes.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
BARBARA
They’re fine, Frank. Don’t worry about it. They’re
just.. excitable, excited. They’ll be ok.
FRANK
I don’t like it.
BARBARA
Don’t like?
FRANK
Having to take on passengers. That’s not our job.
BARBARA
Frank, whatever it takes.
FRANK
No, no. You’re right. Of course. Listen, don’t listen
to me.
BARBARA
To you? Never.
FRANK
Where’s Holly?
BARBARA
She’s checking the cargo. Feeding them for the night.
FRANK
Civets. They stink.
BARBARA
Boo hoo. I’ll bring you a clothes peg for your nose, if
you’d like.
FRANK
(AMUSED)
I won’t need it.
BARBARA
Nope, you’re a toughie.
FRANK
With a heart of gold. We’ll get these animals to where
they’re going.
BARBARA
I really appreciate this, you know.
FRANK
It’s nothing. I’m happy to help.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
BARBARA
It’s important. We need to reintroduce the species to
the island.
FRANK
What happened to them?
BARBARA
Oh, we did. Deforestation. The usual drill. Can’t be
stopped, humans.
FRANK
Humans are a species I don’t have much time for.
BARBARA
Another one? The sea’s the right place for you, then,
isn’t it?
FRANK
Population; me.
SOUND: SEAGULL SQUAWKS
BARBARA
We’re near Africa already?
FRANK
Making good time. We’re curving round past Oman,
towards the Seychelles.
BARBARA
But not stopping, eh? No rest for the wicked.
FRANK
I... we’ll sail this tug to an island paradise and
build houses out of it one day.
BARBARA
(LAUGHS)
I wouldn’t want to intrude on your dream, Frank. On
that note, I’m turning in to have some dreams of my
own. Is Steve on watch tonight?
FRANK
No, it’s me till the morning.
BARBARA
Alright, then. Good luck. There’s a fresh pot of coffee
on, but we’re out of cream.
FRANK
I take it black, anyway.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
BARBARA
Right you are.
(OFF)
Goodnight, Frank..
FRANK
Goodnight.
(CLOSE)
(SINGING)
Home, home on the range..
SOUND: WAVES SWAYING
Scene: 2
(INSIDE MAIN DECK)
SOUND: WOOD CREAKING
STEVE
Evening, Frank! All well up deck?
FRANK
Hello, Steven. Very well. The boat steers herself, on a
sea like this.
STEVE
I’ve checked the riggings, we’re safe for the night.
FRANK
And the cargo?
STEVE
Animal cages secure; tourist cages secure as well.
SOUND: WHEEL TURNING
FRANK
All fed and watered?
STEVE
Yes, boss.
FRANK
Great guns. You can call it a night, if you’re ready.
STEVE
I think that I might. 4 o’clock to change shifts?
FRANK
4 it is.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON LADDER
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
ANGELO
(OFF)
Ahoya-hoy.
FRANK
I thought you said they were in for the night.
ANGELO
(OFF)
Ha-lo-a? Is anybody here?
STEVE
I thought they were.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
ANGELO
Ah, capitano, good that I find you.
FRANK
What can I do for you, Mr. Angelo?
ANGELO
We have problem in our room. The walls is wet.
FRANK
Wet walls? Well, can’t be having that. Steven?
STEVE
I’ll come and check it out, Angelo.
ANGELO
Thank you, thank you. My wife, Nadia, she has trouble;
it making her side of the bed wet also.
STEVE
That’s no good. Is it happening in Lucho’s cabin, too?
ANGELO
I do not know, I’m sorry.
FRANK
No, we’re sorry, Angelo. We want this ride to be as
comfortable as possible for you.
STEVE
I’ll go down and check. This way, Angelo.
ANGELO
(OFF)
Ah, thank you, thank you. Good night, capitano.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON LADDER
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
FRANK
(CLOSE)
Because if you’re comfortable, then you’re not in our
way...
SOUND: FOGHORN
FRANK
(CLOSE)
Lights out, boat. Goodnight, all. Just me and you,
Madame Mer. I’ll be careful on our travels. Just show
me the path, show me the gentlest troughs to plough.
SOUND: LARGE WAVE CRASHES
FRANK
(CLOSE)
A warning shot? No, not tonight. There’s a clear sky
and a flat horizon. Nothing to do but sit back and take
stock of the world.
SOUND: GUITAR STRINGS
FRANK
Mind if I regale you with songs of the West? No, I
didn’t think so.
(FRANK SINGS A COWBOY SONG, STOPPING ABRUPTLY)
FRANK
’Ey up, what’s this, here?
SOUND: DISTANT BOAT MOTOR
SOUND: CUPBOARD OPENING
FRANK
Binoculars, binoculars. Who’s run off with ’em?
SOUND: OBJECTS FALLING FROM CUPBOARD
FRANK
Blast and steel.
STEVE
(OFF)
Frank! Frank? You alright, up there?
FRANK
Steve, listen.
(PAUSE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
STEVE
(OFF)
To what? To you? What is it, Frank?
FRANK
Not to me, outside, outside the boat, listen!
SOUND: DISTANT BOAT MOTOR
STEVE
(OFF)
I hear it. A speedboat, a motorboat.
FRANK
Coming closer. Listen, get Holly, get down the bottom
deck. Send Olive up here, with a weapon, and you secure
the bottom deck, make sure the cargo’s safe in case
things get rough.
STEVE
(OFF)
I’m going!
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
FRANK
And get a weapon for yourself!
SOUND: TAPPING
FRANK
(CONT.)
I just pray you don’t need it.
Scene: 3
(INSIDE CABINS)
SOUND: KNOCKING ON A WOODEN DOOR
STEVE
Hol? Holly? You up?
HOLLY
(OFF)
Eargh.
STEVE
I’ll take that as a yes.
SOUND: DOOR OPENING
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
HOLLY
(SLEEPY)
I didn’t say come in. I’m in bed!
STEVE
Well, time to get up, Holly-
HOLLY
(MUFFLED)
Is it blast. I’m not on duty till 4. I know my rights.
STEVE
There’s a boat approaching.
HOLLY
(ALERT)
What kind?
STEVE
A motorboat. Must have come from a mainland.
HOLLY
Pirates?
STEVE
I’m sure, pirates.
SOUND: HOLLY FALLS OUT OF BED, PUTS CLOTHES ON
STEVE
Ah, could have warned me.
HOLLY
No modesty aboard ship, Steve. You know that. Besides,
I’ve seen your all.
STEVE
You’ve what-?
HOLLY
Come on, come on! We’ve got to get ready. Got the guns?
STEVE
No, not yet.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
10.
Scene: 4
(ABOVE DECK)
SOUND: RADIO CRACKLING
FRANK
Come in, coastguard. This is the Diana Dors, over.
SOUND: RADIO CRACKLING
(THE COASTGUARD IS AMERICAN)
COASTGUARD
(D)
We read you, Diana, over.
FRANK
We’re going to need some help, here. Pirates
approaching, over.
COASTGUARD
(D)
Can you give me your position, over?
FRANK
5 degrees 26 minutes North, 58 degrees 16 minutes East.
COASTGUARD
(D)
Roger, double-D. Taskforce ships will be with you as
soon as possible. Hold steady for now, unless you can
outrun them, over.
FRANK
Not an option, coastguard. Will keep you updated, over
and out.
SOUND: RADIO CRACKLING
FRANK
(CLOSE)
You coming, are you? If you’re coming then come. I’ve
no time for this canoodling before the main event...
BARBARA
Talking to yourself? A sure sign of stress, captain.
FRANK
I’m talking to them, if only they’d listen.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
BARBARA
No sign of them turning back, then?
FRANK
No, it looks like they’re headed straight for us. I’m
sure they hope we’ve got something good on board.
BARBARA
And I’m sure they don’t have any use for civets.
FRANK
I can’t wait to spoil their surprise.
BARBARA
Frank! These poor people obviously don’t know any
better.
FRANK
They touch my boat, they’ll definitely learn better.
Fast.
BARBARA
It’s not you or your boat they want.
FRANK
Why are we having this conversation? They’re coming
here, to attack us. We have a job to do. So do
something useful. Do you have your gun?
BARBARA
I... I do.
FRANK
Right. If you have to use it, you will. It may not come
to that.
BARBARA
I hope not.
FRANK
It’ll be ok.
BARBARA
It will?
FRANK
I promise it will. I won’t let our people get hurt.
BARBARA
I know you won’t, captain.
SOUND: MOTOR GETTING CLOSE
12.
Scene: 5
(BELOW DECK)
SOUND: KNOCKING ON A WOODEN DOOR
STEVE
Señors y señoritas, andalay!
HOLLY
Steve, that’s Spanish.
STEVE
And?
HOLLY
Our guests are Italian.
STEVE
Oh. Well, what’s the difference, just drop the ’essss’
sounds, right?
HOLLY
I have no idea.
ANGELO
(OFF)
Hello?
STEVE
Mr. Pellici, we have to get you out of bed, I’m afraid.
SOUND: DOOR OPENING
ANGELO
(SLEEPY)
Hello? Is morning? No, is still night.
STEVE
Get Nadia and Lucho, we must go downstairs.
ANGELO
Downstairs?
HOLLY
Please, Mr. Pellici, hurry! There are pirates.
ANGELO
Pirates?
STEVE
Piratés! Arrrr, you know?
SOUND: STAMPING ON DECK
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 13.
ANGELO
Ah! Banditos!
SOUND: ANGELO DRESSING
ANGELO
Nadia, Lucho, aumentare voi.
NADIA
(SLEEPY)
Perché?
ANGELO
Ci sono i pirati!
LUCHO
Ay, mio dio. Può non dormo mai?
ANGELO
Fretta, Fretta.
HOLLY
Why did you stamp on the deck?
STEVE
You know, pirates.
HOLLY
Pirates?
STEVE
Peg-legs and that.
HOLLY
You’re a riot, Steve. It’s like someone plugged you in
the wrong way.
STEVE
You just don’t understand my humour. Luddite.
HOLLY
That’s- that’s not what that means.
STEVE
See? There you go again.
ANGELO
We are ready, Steve.
STEVE
Ok, let’s go. We all need to get downstairs. Down to
the civets...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 14.
HOLLY
Hold your nose, all ye who enter here...
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
Scene: 6
(TOP CABIN)
SOUND: CLOSE BOAT MOTOR
FRANK
(CLOSE)
They’re practically on top of us. Olive, are you ready?
OLIVE
Ready, Frank.
FRANK
We need to take out at least the first wave of them, to
stand a chance. If any get knocked into the sea, all
the better.
OLIVE
I can do that.
FRANK
I know you can, Olive. You’re a star.
OLIVE
Thank you, Frank.
FRANK
Right. Kill the lights. They’re alongside now.
SOUND: LARGE SWITCH
SOUND: LIGHTS DIMMING
OLIVE
(CLOSE)
I can see them. They’re at the ladder.
FRANK
(CLOSE)
Of course they are. We’ll show them, Olive. We’ll show
them.
SOUND: FEET ON METAL LADDER
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 15.
FRANK
Wait for it... closer, come closer...
OLIVE
I think, now.
FRANK
Not yet, wait.. wait..
(BEAT)
Now.
SOUND: STRAINING ROPE
SOUND: ROPE BEING CUT
SOUND: HEAVY OBJECT SWOOSHES THROUGH THE AIR
FRANK
(WHISPER)
Bingo.
SOUND: HEAVY THUD
SOUND: SCREAMS
SOUND: SPLASH OF BODY ON THE WATER
FRANK
Hands up! All of you, hands up in the air!
BARBARA
(OFF)
Drop it! Drop that weapon! Now!
OLIVE
You’re not taking Frank’s boat.
SOUND: PUNCH
SOUND: SHOUT
SOUND: GUNSHOT
FRANK
(SHOUT)
None of you move. We have you surrounded. Are we all
ok?
AISHA
Please, please help him!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 16.
BARBARA
I’m hit.
FRANK
You’re hit?! Where-
BARBARA
I’m ok, I’m ok. It’s a flash wound. The bullet skimmed
me.
FRANK
You shot my first mate.
AISHA
Help him, help him.
FRANK
Help? Help who?
BARBARA
(OFF)
Frank, we have them. They’re down, they’re down.
AISHA
(CRYING)
You need to help him, help him please, please...
KHADRA
Asad!
BARBARA
The one that went overboard..
KHADRA
He cannot swim!
FRANK
You shoot my crew member, and ask for my help. Is that
all of them? Check the boat, Olive.
AISHA
Please, sir, please. Save my brother.
OLIVE
They are only three. Two here, one in the water.
AISHA
My brother, my brother!
FRANK
Your bro- for Pete’s sake.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 17.
BARBARA
He’s still down there, thrashing about.
SOUND: SPLASHING, SHOUTS
FRANK
Now wait a second-
BARBARA
Frank, we can’t wait. Save him or don’t, it’s up to
you.
FRANK
I don’t-
SOUND: CRYING
FRANK
(SIGH)
Olive, get him out of there.
SOUND: FEET ON METAL LADDER
FRANK
The rest of you pirates, don’t even think about moving
a muscle. We’ve got you covered.
AISHA
No, we don’t, we don’t. Save him, save him.
FRANK
We’ll get right on it, your majesty.
SOUND: SPLASH OF BODY ON THE WATER
BARBARA
Olive is in... he’s got the man... he’s swimming him to
the ladder. Oh!
FRANK
Oh, what?
BARBARA
Their boat’s come loose. They didn’t tie it properly.
FRANK
Well now, of course they didn’t. That’s just perfect.
SOUND: MOTOR DRIFTING AWAY
SOUND: FEET ON METAL LADDER
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 18.
FRANK
Olive, drop him there. I’ve got them covered. See to
Barbara.
OLIVE
Yes, boss.
FRANK
You miserable lot; you storm my boat and have the gross
indecency to shoot my first mate. No-one brings guns
onto my boat.
SOUND: KICKED GUN ACROSS METAL DECK
SOUND: SPLASH ON WATER
FRANK
So, there’s your toy out of the way. Was that it? One
gun?
OLIVE
There is only sticks as well.
FRANK
One gun and some sticks? Not so big now, without them,
though? Eh? Well, answer me. You owe me that much.
SOUND: COUGHING
FRANK
How’s Barbara doing?
BARBARA
I’m doing just fine, it really is nothing.
FRANK
Olive?
OLIVE
She will get fine, captain. A small pain, maybe.
FRANK
A small pain. And for you three, a large pain. What are
we to do with you?
SOUND: SEAGULL
19.
Scene: 7
(BELOW DECK)
SOUND: CIVETS SCRATCHING AND CHIRPING
STEVE
What can you hear?
HOLLY
Nothing, it’s gone quiet.
STEVE
Let me stand there.
HOLLY
You need to get your ear right up against the roof,
just there.
STEVE
I’ve eavesdropped before.
SOUND: MUFFLED SHOUTS
HOLLY
I hope no-one’s hurt.
STEVE
We only heard one shot, right? Unless it went through
all of them, we’ve still got a fighting chance.
HOLLY
I’ve never been attacked at sea before.
STEVE
How often do you get attacked on dry land?
HOLLY
You know what I mean. You hear about it, but you never
think it’d happen to you.
STEVE
You think the media made it up, maybe. Until it
happens.
HOLLY
I’m scared, Steve.
STEVE
We’ll be fine. The captain has it under control, I’m
sure. And Olive; the size of the guy. It’ll be fine.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 20.
HOLLY
And if it’s not?
STEVE
Then we’re the crack rescue team if there’s a problem.
HOLLY
(CLOSE)
God help us if it comes to that.
ANGELO
There is a problem?
HOLLY
No, Mr. Pellici. It’ll be fine. All ok.
ANGELO
Ah, Nadia is, how you say... the animals make her bad?
HOLLY
Make her bad?
STEVE
She’s scared of them?
ANGELO
No, no, the- on her skin, you know?
HOLLY
Ah, she’s allergic. I’m sorry, but we’re stuck in here
until we get the all-clear.
STEVE
Which I’m hoping will come soon.
SOUND: WAVES SWAYING
SOUND: CIVETS SCRATCHING AND CHIRPING
STEVE
Everybody just stay calm... I’m looking at you, civets.
Scene: 8
(ABOVE DECK)
FRANK
They’re clean?
OLIVE
Yes, boss. No weapons, none of them.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 21.
FRANK
So.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
FRANK
You attack my boat and you don’t even have the decency
to come armed? How were you going to capture us with
these two knives and that pea shooter we’ve tossed into
the sea?
KHADRA
We capture you.
FRANK
No, you didn’t. You very much failed to capture us.
We’ve got you, my lad.
BARBARA
Frank, let’s just get them locked up and we’ll deal
with them when the coastguard gets here.
FRANK
No, I’d like to know. I’d like to know what it is that
brings these people here, to steal from me. What is it
that you think makes you special? You think that now,
this night, you can take from me in an hour what it
took me twenty years to build?
AISHA
We don’t.
FRANK
You don’t what?
AISHA
We don’t mean to take it from you.
FRANK
I’ve told you that. I’ve told you that you’re not
taking my boat.
BARBARA
I doubt they want the civets, either.
FRANK
Now the civets I can live without.
KHADRA
We don’t know civets.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 22.
FRANK
Oh, you don’t, huh? No, I don’t imagine so. You
probably thought this boat was full of gold, or silver,
or radiophonic equipment. Or rich tourists that you
could hold to ransom. We’ve got some tourists, but
they’re the kind so cheap that they’ll catch a ride on
a boat carrying... guess what?
AISHA
I don’t know-
FRANK
Civets. Come on, that was easy. I was handing you that
one.
BARBARA
I think talking to you might be considered unacceptable
punishment under the Geneva convention. We should just
leave them be, Frank.
FRANK
(CLOSE)
Just tell me why you’re doing it.
ASAD
What choice do we have?
OLIVE
You tell him or I’ll beat it out of you.
BARBARA
Olive, no! That’s not what he meant. Please, continue.
ASAD
We have nothing, nothing in Somalia. Now we have no
boat.
FRANK
That’s right, my son. That’s cause and effect working
on you.
ASAD
But we must try, we must try to-
AISHA
We are hungry every night.
FRANK
(BEAT)
Now don’t give me that. You’ve got clothes on, you had
a boat, you had weapons. You’re taking the opportunity.
You had the petrol to come out here, didn’t you? Who’s
paying for all this?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 23.
KHADRA
Our village.
FRANK
Your - what?
Scene: 9
(BELOW DECK)
SOUND: CIVETS SCRATCHING AND CHIRPING
HOLLY
This has been too long. They should have talked to us
by now.
STEVE
You’re right. Can you hear that?
SOUND: MUFFLED SOMALI VOICE
HOLLY
That’s not one of ours. That’s a pirate. They’ve taken
our boat, Steve!
STEVE
Not while we’re still moving, they haven’t.
ANGELO
We can help, Steve? You have insurance if we get hurt?
STEVE
Uh; yeah. Sure we do, Angelo. Here, you wear this.
SOUND: JACKET RUSTLING
STEVE
That’s an, um, that’s a bulletproof vest.
ANGELO
Ah, it fits perfectly.
BARBARA
(HUSHED)
Steve, that’s a lifejacket.
STEVE
(HUSHED)
I know, but it’s a psychological advantage.
NADIA
Molto bene, Angelo.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 24.
ANGELO
Grazie, Nadia! Pow-pow!
STEVE
Ok, Angelo. We can’t give you a gun, but here’s a
stick.
ANGELO
(DELIBERATELY)
A - stick.
STEVE
This stick will keep you safe, when we find the
pirates.
NADIA
I want to help also.
STEVE
Right... well I don’t know about...
BARBARA
So, put this on.
SOUND: RUSTLING
STEVE
(HUSHED)
A tarpaulin?!
BARBARA
(HUSHED)
As you said, psychology.
STEVE
What’s psychological about a tarpaulin, for goodness
sake?
BARBARA
You know, it could be a... blue ghost... or something.
NADIA
I am waterproof! Impermiabile!
SOUND: LAUGHING
BARBARA
(CLOSE)
Well, at least they’re enthusiastic.
STEVE
(CLOSE)
We may well be fighting for our lives up there, so I’d
prefer that to pure fear.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 25.
STEVE
Ok, everyone, look around for any weapons you can find.
Anything protective would be a plus. Like tactical body
armour...
HOLLY
Or chain mail.
STEVE
Don’t be silly, Holly...
Scene: 10
(ABOVE DECK)
SOUND: WAVES SWAYING
KHADRA
We are sent by our village.
AISHA
They save, they find us the petrol, the weapons.
KHADRA
We must sail to find supplies for our families.
FRANK
To prey on innocent sailors, you mean.
ASAD
Who are innocent? There are no innocents when there are
children dying in our streets.
BARBARA
How awful.
FRANK
(BEAT)
What’s the government doing?
ASAD
Ha!
OLIVE
(THREATENING)
Don’t you laugh at him!
KHADRA
(QUICKLY)
No, no, he means...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 26.
FRANK
He means what?
KHADRA
That there is no government.
OLIVE
No government? You would like that, Frank. You hate
government, papers and official things.
FRANK
I do hate those things. But they’re there. They exist.
AISHA
Not for us.
BARBARA
When did this happen?
AISHA
Twenty years ago. The government was overthrown. And
since, there has been war. The army takes power.
BARBARA
Twenty years...
FRANK
(GRUFF)
Well, you get on with it, don’t you.
BARBARA
Frank, twenty years without a safety net. No wonder
they’re here.
ASAD
No schools, less water.
FRANK
So you need to come out on our water...
BARBARA
Frank...
FRANK
Well.
AISHA
We cannot find work. There is no work worth being done,
because there is not enough food. So we go hungry. We
just want to provide, to be busy.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 27.
OLIVE
(HUSHED)
Growing up, I had little.
ASAD
Where was that?
OLIVE
Algeria.
AISHA
You are from Africa also.
OLIVE
I am of France. But I had nothing. And now I have a
place.
ASAD
But where are your family?
OLIVE
They are.. they still are in Algeria.
AISHA
We do not run.
OLIVE
I did not run! You, you dirty pirates..!
SOUND: HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
FRANK
Olive! That’s enough!
OLIVE
They have insulted me..
FRANK
They didn’t mean to.
OLIVE
What are we supposed to do with them? Is it wrong to
throw them in the sea?
FRANK
I- we need to- take a moment. Olive, put the kettle on,
will you?
28.
Scene: 11
(BELOW DECK)
STEVE
You hear that?
HOLLY
Olive’s still fighting..
STEVE
Exactly! We have a chance. Now’s our moment, troops.
Are you ready?
HOLLY
Ready, Steve. As I could ever be.
SOUND: PLASTIC RUSTLING
ANGELO
We are ready, too, sub-capitano.
STEVE
Thanks, Angelo. Now, listen. This could be dangerous.
But it could save us a great heartache if we can get us
out of this mess.
HOLLY
Oh god, I don’t even want to consider the consequences
otherwise...
STEVE
Best not to. Just keep calm, keep it together. We’re
professionals.
HOLLY
Steve, we work on a boat.
STEVE
Professionally. Ok, positions, people.
SOUND: BODIES MOVING AGAINST WOOD
SOUND: LEANING AGAINST A DOOR
STEVE
When I shout "go go go", we go.
HOLLY
Go go?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 29.
STEVE
No, "go go go".
HOLLY
(WHISPER)
I got it, Steve.
Scene: 12
(ABOVE DECK)
FRANK
You’ve put us in a difficult situation, the three of
you. The law of the sailor says that we should have
immediately marched you over there, you’d have been
walking that plank in no time, and that would be that.
You’d be out of our hair forever.
BARBARA
Thank goodness we don’t still live by the law of the
sailors.
FRANK
Some of us do.
BARBARA
You’re not going to have them walk the plank. This
isn’t a cartoon, Frank. You’re talking about these
people’s lives!
FRANK
Lives that they put at risk themselves. Just think, we
could have shot them immediately.
KHADRA
We only had one bullet.
FRANK
One’s all it takes.
KHADRA
We didn’t mean to use it.
FRANK
Well bullets have a nasty way of finding their way out
the barrel, one way or another. Much like beer.
BARBARA
I could use a drink, after this.
FRANK
How’s your arm?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 30.
BARBARA
It’s fine, it’s fine.
FRANK
Right. It’s the coastguard that’ll be dealing with you-
SOUND: DOOR SLAMS OPEN
SOUND: SHOUTING
STEVE
Oy-oy-oy-oy-oy!
HOLLY
Everyone, down on the floor!
ANGELO
Freeze like ice cubes!
NADIA
I thank you to stop!
SOUND: GUN BEING COCKED
FRANK
Woah, woah, woah, easy, tigers... con calma!
ASAD
Do not shoot!
STEVE
Frank?
FRANK
Steve.
STEVE
Are you alright?
FRANK
Steve, we’re fine. We have the situation under control.
HOLLY
Are you sure? It’s not a trick?
FRANK
It’s not a- why would I be tricking you?
HOLLY
Well, maybe the pirates got to you.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 31.
BARBARA
(CLOSE)
Maybe they did.
FRANK
We’re all ok, now just lower those guns - did you give
the Italians weapons?
STEVE
Oh, yeah. Well, sticks.
FRANK
Everyone’s carrying sticks nowadays.
HOLLY
So we’re all ok.
OLIVE
We are the ones with guns. They have none.
SOUND: FOGHORN
BARBARA
Frank, there’s a boat.
FRANK
So I hear.
ASAD
That is it, then. We are to prison?
FRANK
I’m sure they’ll ship you off somewhere and lock you
up, yes.
ASAD
At least we will eat there.
FRANK
All the gruel a bowl will hold.
AISHA
But our families cannot.
SOUND: RADIO VOICES
BARBARA
(OFF)
Frank, the coastguard boat is asking permission to come
aboard.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 32.
FRANK
Tell them to come on over.
BARBARA
(OFF)
Will do. Can I speak to you in here, please?
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
Scene: 13
(TOP CABIN)
FRANK
What is it, Barbara?
BARBARA
Are we really going to do this?
FRANK
You’ll see what I’m going to do.
BARBARA
You send those people to prison, they’ll rot and then
they’ll be sent back to their country, and start the
whole cycle again. But next time, they’ll bring more
weapons, because they won’t want to go to prison again.
FRANK
You don’t need to lecture me. You know me. You know
what I stand for.
BARBARA
(RESIGNED)
I know you, you’re right. I know.
Scene: 14
(ABOVE DECK)
SOUND: METAL SCRAPING
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON METAL
COASTGUARD
Ahoy, skipper!
FRANK
Hello there.
COASTGUARD
We heard that you were in trouble; pirate trouble. We
came armed for a fight.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 33.
FRANK
As you can see, we’ve dealt with the situation.
COASTGUARD
And your crew are ok? We have a doctor.
FRANK
My first mate could use a check-up, but she’s not
seriously hurt.
COASTGUARD
Doctor, please attend to the lady.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
COASTGUARD
Well now, these must be the pirates. You’ve subdued and
captured them. No handcuffs?
FRANK
Well, actually...
COASTGUARD
Actually?
FRANK
These aren’t pirates, Coastguard. This is our crew.
COASTGUARD
All of them?
FRANK
All of them.
COASTGUARD
Ah. So they never made it aboard?
FRANK
They didn’t. We managed to avoid being boarded, and
they gave up and sailed away.
COASTGUARD
I see. And these three are your crew as well?
FRANK
Coastguard, I think that’s a little inappropriate. Are
you basing that on the colour of their skin?
COASTGUARD
No, just on the frightened looks on their faces. You,
what do you do on the boat?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 34.
ASAD
I am.. the cleaner.
COASTGUARD
The cleaner.
ASAD
Yes.
COASTGUARD
And you?
AISHA
I... I cook things.
COASTGUARD
What kind of things?
AISHA
Cous-cous.
COASTGUARD
A boat that runs on cous-cous. Very well. And this man,
what do you do?
OLIVE
I break bones for the captain.
COASTGUARD
(QUICKLY)
Right you are. Ok, captain. In the future please let us
know that you have things under control. It’s a big sea
out there, we’re needed elsewhere.
FRANK
We certainly will. Many thanks, doctor.
SOUND: FEET ON METAL LADDER
SOUND: FOGHORN
BARBARA
Frank...
ASAD
Frank, you have.. you have rescued us.
AISHA
We cannot begin to repay you.
FRANK
Well, you could try. I could use three extra hands for
a trip like this. Sailing past Somalia a couple of
times a month. Minimal wages. Long hours.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 35.
ASAD
Wages?
KHADRA
Food?
FRANK
Payment in food? You’ll need some clothes, I suppose.
Steve?
STEVE
Uh.. three sets of overalls coming right up.
FRANK
First job for all new recruits; get downstairs and get
cleaning those civets. That’ll make you think twice
about the straight and narrow.
BARBARA
Frank Marner, complicated man; hero, captain,
troubador..
FRANK
(SINGS)
Home, home on the range...
SOUND: SEAGULLS
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS ON DECK
(END)