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The Humans of TailandTo create such a perfect

system to suite the citizens within the country has been an arduous task.

The country of Tailand has been built upon the assumption that humans are loyal, cooperative, sympathetic, caring, wise, responsible, and reasonable.

Our newly developing country has a unique and effective system, unlike anything the world has ever seen. We have no government, only a country working in unity. The concept of Liberism.

Tailand is the model for all other countries. We are the future of the world, we are the next step, we are the glory of humanity.

-Taiga Hint

Pretentious PreachingsThe Luscious UK Magazine

Hot Topic: TailandThe controversy: The perfect utopia?

A new country has sprung into existence after the civil war in Thailand. The former capital city of Thailand - Bangkok - has distinguished itself as a new independent country: Tailand. It’s government system is unlike anything the world has seen. It gives the citizens unparalleled amounts of rights and freedom.

This new country has attracted a high number of controversy, and it has come to our attention - The Pretentious Preachers - to discuss it.

Luckily for us, we have an interview with one of the founders of Tailand: Taiga Hint.

INTERVIEW WITH TAIGA HINTJatt:From our sources, it has been known

that Tailand has no government. As quoted from you, it is a country working in unity, based on the concept of Liberism. When we first heard this, The Pretentious Preachers, we were star struck. Is it possible for you to elaborate on this concept of yours?

Taiga Hint:Of course Jatt! When we constructed the country, we decided to use Liberism as our guiding pillar. A system based on the assumption that most humans are good, smart, and will help each other out. A government will not be needed, the citizens

will act together in unity.

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Jatt: Mr. Hint, many countries deem it necessary to enforce military service. From our understanding, the country of Tailand does not force citizens to enroll what so ever. Why do you believe that this is the best course of action for your country? Taiga Hint: Though many countries chooses to enforce the military service program, and has some success with it, we believe that it is not necessary. Humans are naturally loyal to the society or group they belong to. They will naturally do anything in their power to help out it’s community to grow and to expand. People will always put others before themselves. With these factors in mind, we believe that it is wise to leave the decisions to the citizens. We trust them to judge what is best for their society.

Jatt: Some countries - China *cough cough* - have strict rules and regulations on what can be shown and what cannot be shown. Countries that does this argue that they promote morals in their citizen, and would in turn benefit the country. How does your Tailand respond to this? Taiga Hint: Our country does not believe in providing a “standard” model to be growing into. We believe that the citizens of Tailand should be free to make their own choices and decisions, therefore no interference is to be done to the choice of our citizens. Most humans are wise enough, and reasonable to make the decision for themselves. A mother should be able to teach her daughter the difference between right and wrong by herself. Jatt:

Mr. Hint, as we understand it, your country has no guaranteed health care. Citizens must pay the doctors privately in order to receive health care. What was the thought process behind this? What if the less wealthy citizens are not able to purchase health care.

Taiga Hint:Good question Jatt! When we constructed the

pillars of our country, this was one of the most highly debated dilemma. We believe that most humans are sympathetic and caring, and will always try to help out when in a together in a group. The strong will always protect the weak, therefore a guaranteed health care is not needed.

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It was an absolute pleasure to work Mr. Taiga Hint. We had a lot fun setting up and doing the interview. With permission from the kinda Mr. Hint, we are aloud

to publish and discuss the viability of Tailand.

Based on these interview questions, the analysts of the Pretentious Preaching magazine personally believes that the country of Tailand is exploring new boundaries that the world has yet to see. Tailand has great potential and could be the future of the world; With work and

dedication Liberism could be the future of the world.

That is it for this week’s edition of the Pretentious Preachings. For all you Pretentious Preachers out there, send us your thoughts, comments, and opinions on www.pretenciouspreachings.com Stay Pretentious and Classy, and remember, brainy is the new sexy.

Jatt:Mr. Hint, speaking of mothers and daughters, what is

Tailand’s stance on abortion laws? As an especially controversial subject; some countries says it’s fine, some say it isn’t. What do you have to say? I mean, accidents can happen right?

Taiga Hint:You are right, this has been an extremely sensitive

and controversial subject to some. Accidents do happen sometimes. However, we believe that most humans are wise, responsible, and reasonable enough to make their own decision. Even if there was an “accident,” the mother should be responsible, wise, and reasonable enough to make the best choice overall. The mother would take many factors - such as health, family - into account before making the final decision. Though we leave the choice of abortion to the mother, there is a recommended timeframe for abortion of two months (the average time for a fetus to develop heartbeat).

Jatt: Last question Mr. Hint, what does your country have to say about gun control? Should regular citizens be able to purchase fire arm? Could there be accidents? Taiga Hint: We believe that most humans are responsible, reasonable, and pretty smart. Since they are smart enough not to mess around with guns, there is no reason to prohibit the use of fire arm. There is no harm in some good old fashion hunting, or some skeet shooting. And just for argument sakes, even if there was an accident, banning the use of fire arm for someone’s small mistake is not justified for a whole country.