A country is often described as beautiful... it would be the day when someone says:

"This country is, meh, just okay"

As convincing as when people try to say adultery didn't

feel goodIt brings to mind folk who think that giving Petoskey

stones as an engagement ring will keep a woman from

messing around in the SEC

Right before she sucked one in a different state, she messaged

her boyfriend telling him:

"I really love you"

The lawmen might be lurking

Making it out of the slums has nothing to do with luck...fools won the

lottery but later came back real f*cked up

You know it's a cold world when deadbeats

would rather risk 20 years for counterfeiting

money rather than seeing their kids grow

The mental institutions aren't highlighted here

on this tourist map

Slut DevilWhat a shife lawyer starts calling his wife when she leaves him because he started being a bitch

They got a problem

with mine?!/ That's asinine