people of walmart 2011
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AMERICA
The People of Walmart -
2011
presents
You have no
idea how
exhausting it
can be putting
on tight purple
sweat pants!!
Pensacola ,
Florida
Don't laugh! Its okay,
because today is
combination Casual
Friday and Crazy Hair
Day, all rolled into
one.
College Station, Texas
Where exactly does
one buy a short pink
outfit like this to
beef shop in?
Birmingham ,
Alabama
Britney Spears let
herself
go….. again.
Slidell , Louisiana
Packing this rear in
camouflage shorts is
like trying to hide an
elephant behind a
squirrel.
Seattle, Washington
And men claim they
can't meet classy
women anywhere?
Go figure!
Louisville ,
Kentucky
Is that a THONG
Ollie Hopnoodle is
wearing??
I can't look again
or I'll go blind.
Mountain Brook,
Alabama
For my own sanity, I
have to assume that
Gussie Klothgrunt is
shoplifting two pork
roasts in her shirt ...
simply because there
is no possible way
that can be anything
other than two pork
roasts in her shirt.
Can't be!
Forestdale , Alabama
No way, Laquanda,
absolutely not! That
outfit does not at all
make you look like a
Hooker.
Midlothian, Virginia
It's like a big pink
garbage bag filled
with creamed corn
and door knobs.
Houston , Texas
This is perfectly
understandable. This
one was just on her
way to the Country
Club when she
remembered she
needed some coffee
and a couple of yoga
videos. Besides, she
thought to herself, I'll
just throw on these
gray shorts and I'll be
smokin'. Nashville ,
Tennessee
Is that a baby
dangling from
Raylene's waist like a
fanny pack??? I don't
believe I've ever seen
anything like that
before. The only
thing wrong with the
gene pool around the
Ozarks
is there's no
lifeguard.
Fort Smith, Arkansas
I love talking with
Freidagurtz
Finkelstein, because
she always seems so
surprised and
interested in what I
have to say.
Grand Rapids ,
Michigan
Holy Golden
Delusions of
Grandeur, I gotta get
me that outfit!!!!
Alpharetta , Georgia
Either that lady has a
tail or Barney is stuck
where the sun doesn't
shine.
Loves Park , Illinois
Now I'm not sure
what kinky Bathsheba
Squeal plans to do
with that pie filling,
but there is just
something about her
that tells me she
doesn't bake, she
doesn't watch
Rachael Ray, and she
has no intention of
using that pie filling
in the kitchen.
La Verne , California
I have infinite
admiration for the
sheer strength of good
quality denim.
Moreover, I will be
eternally thankful if
Honeysuckle's jeans
wait until she reaches
the truck to explode.
Seriously,
they should consider
using denim on the
next NASA space
shuttle.
Spring, Texas
Someone else can
try to figure out
what she's doing,
because I have to go
wash my
eyes out with
bleach - like RIGHT
NOW!!